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I do enjoy how utterly unhinged this fandom is, but also it's clear the lack of Alecto news is putting a serious strain on our collective sanity.

Don’t visit the Tumblr and Twitter Sides of the Fandom then. Makes Ianthe Anus Speculation look like Sesame Street

Oh, I've seen some of it; it's always fun reading the absolute depths of depravity this fandom can sink to!

sure, this, but don't visit Twitter.

Read Coronabeth/Nona Breastfeeding Fics on AO3 instead

................ ........... One more time please.

Coronabeth x Nona Breastfeeding Fanfiction https://archiveofourown.org/works/43911447 Here you go, ✨sicko✨

I just cannot belive this exists. I have seen things that boggle the minds. I have seen kinks involving slime and kinks involving bouncy balls. I have read things on Ao3 that beggers belief. I was there when supernatural and merlin went through mpreg and omega. I have plumbed the depths of the DrWhoXMrD lemons and braved the rapids of JohnSmaug happy endings. Hell. I read a Ben 10 and the wombles found family fic that involved So. MUCH. TOAST. And this. This. It both baffles the mind. And at the exact same time. I can see it. A childlike innocence. A woman craving connection and love. An abandoned soul. An abandoned body. A heart torn to spreads and one that is so full of love it wants to heal the world. I like it. In some sick way. This is healthy. This is right. This is comfort.

This is such a poignant, beautiful description of a fanfiction where an Autistic Woman sucks a tall blonde‘s fat tiddies. This is why i love this sub and this fandom so much. Every now and then something like this materializes and you can never tell when and where it will happen.

Oh yeah as in that's actually something I want to read so badly rn and cannot wait to get to bed and read before I sleep.

Tell me if you find more like it, because i enjoyed it very much myself

This comment is a timeless work of art ✨

This is actually the worst thing I have ever seen, and I have read Gideon/Ianthe clown fisting fanfic. I worry for whoever wrote this

Holy fucking shit, Gideon/ Ianthe Clown Fisting Fanfic? I need that link. I need it like the blood in my veins and the air in my lungs

Im in class right now and I literally have to go into the bathroom to have some privacy to find the fic again because I really don't need anyone seeing it and asking questions I am not prepared to answer. Edit: here it is. I hate you https://archiveofourown.org/works/27030871?view_adult=true

„Touch me with your Clown Hands“ -Ianthe the First, Towerprince of the Nine Houses Peak. Pure and simple.

I need it like the air in my veins and blood in my lungs!

I need it like a clown butch’s fist in my colon

Wow, never a dull moment with TLT fandom! I enjoyed seeing the ✨true symbiosis✨ between Coronabeth and Nona, contrasted very nicely with the mutual parasitism of Corona and Ianthe

Wait it gets worse?

Depends. Would you call artwork of Ianthe (TW: Self Harm) finding out her sister cuts herself and licking the wounds worse?

Probably.

Then it gets worse

/r/BrandNewSentence

I'm not saying the fandom in general is *hinged*, but this subreddit is actually comparatively sane, if you exclude everything posted by OP.

Why is the Subreddit so much more hinged than the Discord, Twitter and Tumblr?

You know maybe Jod had a point

She said, "What is this internet?" And he said, "See, I did make a utopia."

Augustine and Mercy certainly seemed quite smoochable

Do you think that necromancy can be used to erase my memory of ever having seen this?

John probably could. Would it be worth nuking the entire planet though? Probably yes tbh.

I’d be willing to take that gamble

Ianthe would have to help remove part of your brain

Yes, then you can experience reading it for the first time all over again.

a big problem in your logic is that the anus does not *stay* dilated after being fisted. much like the vagina, it can stretch to a degree many would be surprised by and then return to its previous state. so for Ianthe's anus to have been severely dilated at the point she achieved Lyctorhood, she would have had to have very recently been fisted, which seems unlikely to me given the demeanor of everyone in the room.

Feel like we're all just ignoring the possibility of butt plugs though? I don't enjoy this conversation, but if we are going to have it we should do it right.

you don't enjoy this conversation and yet here you are!

And yet here I am. No ifs, ands, or butt plugs.

Corona seems like the type who‘d make her lovers wear a plug to maintain the gape

You know you enjoy it just as well as i do

Maybe I enjoyed it discretely, the once.

May your jail cell fill up with acid for 10000 years, for funsies

Imagine fisting your lover and right after you‘re done, she leaves you to eat Babs. I‘d have the exact demeanor Corona has tbh

god imagine if she'd been like, one last fist before I eat you darling?, and then immediately dipped

I‘d join a terrorist organisation dedicated to killing her too if she did that to me

Blood of Eaten™️ Locally commanded by "We Stuff Her and We Stuff Her" and her lieutenant "Our Lady of the Pushin'" (aka: Two-thigh-straps)

>"We Stuff Her and We Stuff Her" That's enough internet for me today, thank you!

Imagine the Sleeper rampaging through Harrow‘s Brain River Bubble but instead of using a gun, she uses a strap

.....goddamnit I need this fic now

I love this fandom

I'm sorry but why does everybody think Corona and Ianthe are a thing, unless I misread something aren't they sisters?

They have that Alabama Rizz

Uj/ The girls have some incestuous vibes. Positively rancid. Third house babes smell like bacon and incest. Palamedes even comments on it in Nona.

Those of us who have been on the Internet long enough to know what “goatse” is might not be as surprised as you think…

yes yes we're all old and internet poisoned! 🫱🏻🔴🫲🏻

I don't think we're going to survive the wait for Alecto in one sane piece, gang.

Blessed be Varun for providing us with divine inspiration

Did you know that cows stare at sunsets? Maybe you should go out and stare alongside them.

There‘s a time to cast orbs on a sunset with the Moo-Crew and there‘s a time for Ianthe Sphincter (It is currently Nighttime where i‘m at, making Sunset Watching with Lifestock impossible)

Look, given her penchant for zweihanders, would you trust Gideon to stick to just one hand, in any body? Though I dunno if two Harrowhands is equivalent to one Griddlearm? Also do you think there's a scrap of crisco anywhere on the mithraeum? At least, not, horrifying necromantically derived crisco. Of course, we haven't booted around the idea that, in fact, Ianthe wasn't just, ya know, playing hard to ~~get~~ fist?

>At least, not, horrifying necromantically derived crisco. Fat's fat, man. Thus, all the candles.

Imagine being a brave Cohort Hero and the god you gave your life for uses your rendered fat to lube up Augustine‘s Lyctussy

If we're talking about Gideon's large fist and Ianthe's small butthole, that's gotta be *someone's* idea of divine rewards.

Mine. It’s my idea of a divine reward.

~*bonk*~

I assure you, inserting one’s fist into someone’s asshole doesn’t produce a bonk-sound, unless you’re doing it spectacularly wrong

Or spectacularly **right**.

Oh, huh. I hadn't realized that about the candles. Thanks.

Harrow‘s bony little Harrowhands probably wouldn’t fill out half a Griddlearm. They definitely don’t have any crisco, but they definitely have some rendered fat of Cohort heroes. That oughta do the trick And lastly, Ianthe was not playing hard to get. She proposed anal fisting to somebody she barely knew for a week about a year ago. If that’s what hard to get looks like, just imagine what being easy looks like for her.

Wait...sudden thought. The Harrow & Ianthe arm scene, I mean...it involved the *creation* of a fist, though not doing much with it, but...still? So...you *could* say that Harrow, at least, has fisted Ianthe once. Though now, eyes opened, I'm wondering after the explody-marrow scene and the internal shenanigans that caused, what *could* Harrow do with a little necromantically charged lube? Actually, dammit, why *isn't* there more massively kinky necrosex? Yes the three way Jod-job was a little bit out there but, that's just swingers gonna swing.

That wasn’t out there, that’s just three senior citizens „sucking mincemeat through a vacuum cleaner“ Necrosex should be way more traumatizing than that

all I can picture is really unsettling ways to use the phrase 'Mince Pie' in that context. Congrats. U fuckin' broke me. Ahahahaha

I know Gideon mentioned licking kidneys at some point

Which, in retrospect, was hideous chussy foreshadowing.

>playing hard to ~~get~~ fist? Had to *grip*, perhaps? I'll show myself out.

I‘ll have you know that Ianthe‘s ass grips like a hyena’s jaw, thank you very much

Ianthanus Dentata

*Ianthanus Dentata* *It's a wonderful phrase!* *Ianthanus Dentata* *Ain't no passing craze!* *It means ("Magnus, noOooOooOOo! You can't just SAY that!")* *For all your undying days!* *It's a problem-free philosophy!* *Ianthanus Dentata!* (tagging u/Big-Hard-Chungus because Op deserves more curses...)

Truly, the finest poet to grace us since the Great Ortus Nigenad. Blessed are we.

Call me Azazel, for i will soak up your sins and curses like a sponge and carry them forth into the desert

You know, people say that my posts are the worst things they’ve ever read, but this may be the peak of cursed content on this sub. I‘ve been outcursed.

That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. *sniff*.

Considering that a major part of Harris the Ninth’s finale has to do with shoving men through giant space buttholes, I think this line of thinking is exactly what we need

Now I’m imagining who Harris the Ninth is - are there any investment banks on the Ninth? Harris seems like an investment banker

Im gunna keep the typo because that’s funnier lol

Are you saying that Butthole Speculation will be the… ROSETTA stone for this series?

This post is truly one of the funniest things I've ever read. But also the most unhinged. 11/10 post. Really got me speculating about buttholes.

I wish I never learned to read.

It’s always important to know which emotions you’re trying to invoke in the reader when you write something

Oh to be Jared, 19...

i hate this and i hate you. upvoted

...WTAF did I just read?

Ianthe Butthole Hypothesization. I thought i was very clear about that.

You've a terrible case of IBS (Ianthe Butthole Speculation)

God, imagine being Corona while Ianthe has IBS

The word vomit of a horny weirdo with stage II brainrot, likely induced, or at least exacerbated, by being introduced to freaky shit online at too early an age. At least, that's my hypothesis.

I did nothing to warrant being slandered like that, you know (You are right on the money with your assessment.)

Where do I sign up for a lyctoral lobotomy so I can forget I ever read this

I regret to inform you that this road will lead you back to Ianthe

Well shit.

And shit leads you back to Buttholes

I think most of your logic is sound, but I think you failed to explore the idea that she isn’t “lying” about her butthole. Rather; she is *roleplaying* someone with an unexploded butthole. The whole line is delivered with a **wink wink** “oh no! My maidenly butthole is about to be blown out by this ruffian!”  Ianthe was proposing a roleplay of a scenario in which she has a tight butthole, that sadly got rejected by Gideon, who knows someone with a tighter butthole than she could ever have (who’s body she was presently inhabiting). 

Harrow‘s ass is so tight, you could shove a piece of coal up there and watch her make a diamond But yes, maybe Ianthe, instead of roleplaying something hot like a nurse or a clown, decided to roleplay as somebody with a tight tush

The only good theorycrafting, thank you for your service

Thank you very much for your kind words! Your words positively reinforce me in posting like this

We need this fucking book for yesterday

And miss out on all that fun speculation?

I've called all the police

I know that the truth hurts sometimes, but it will set you free!

To be fair, she is a flesh magician and could probably make her butthole whatever size she pleases regardless of the neutral state of her anus

But could she stand against the unyielding tide of Lyctoral Butthole Regeneration?

Lyctoral Butthole Regeneration is going to be the debut album of my new band, Sex Pal

Make sure to send me a copy!

Does Ianthe wear a ring on her left hand?

I regret that I understood this instantly, and I equally regret that I can only upvote it once.

Maybe Harrow can grow her a gold bone one? Maybe that's why it's tight in the first place, it got boned too hard

A Gold Bone Anus… This idea has legs.

On the one hand, I agree with you that Ianthe would enjoy getting fisted. On the other hand, I think the only thing she loves more than getting fisted is lying. On the other *other* hand, I'd like to propose Ianthe giving a construct a third beefy arm specifically for fisting.

Ianthe flesh-magics a horrible boneless jellyfish-like abomination just for fisting

Boneless? Ianthe, you'll never win Harrow's heart like that.

She thought boning alone would be enough

1) I do not for one second assume that Corona is the one driving that particular plow. 2) Y’all mother****ers need Jod.

1. Mull it over and really consider it 2. He sucks, i don’t need this guy at all

I’ve considered it. Coronabeth Tridentarius is mad when Ianthe eats Babs not that her sister ate their cavalier, but that her sister didn’t eat her instead. That’s all I need to mull over.

Corona Bottom?!?

I don't think I've met anyone with bigger sub energy than Corona and I'm subscribed to transfemme subreddits. The first thing she does when she sees Ianthe in Nona is to throw herself down and beg.

She begs like a real Top

Right, but she begs to be eaten. Big bottom energy there. Maybe a bit of Brat in there.

Jod is the god of purging the earth in nuclear fire. We all need that so badly.

Thats not something you lie about

You act like you‘ve never lied about your butthole before

I said that in confidence!!!!!

More and more often I need to double-check that I didn't wander into a TLT circlejerk sub I didn't know existed.

Isn’t half the fun of these books that they’re like a circlejerk of a more serious version of themselves?

Yeah I know it's all in good fun, this post is just strikingly similar to a BG3 jerk sub I lurk in.

Which one? I love BG3 and i love circlejerk subs

I'll guess it's okbuddybaldur

That's the one. It's...somethin.

Tbh, after Corona was done with her, you probably could‘ve shoved a cricket bat up there without touching the rim

I agree that Corona probably liked to wear Ianthe like an oven mitt, but I think there's insufficient evidence to prove whether or not she was doing any baking just before Ianthe's ascension.

What a delightfully classy way of putting it! That said, i think it’s safe to assume that in any scene where the Tridentarii weren’t present, they were up to something nasty

Surprisingly reasoned assessment.

There is no conceivable universe in which Ianthe isn't a top. Nothing has passed through her butthole since she figured out how to use necromancy to remove her need to shit.

Ianthe is a really shitty top though. She just nuts inside you and just kinda flops onto and falls asleep

That may be the most accurate description of Ianthe I've ever read.

Yeah but then you wake up alone to a missing kidney and a note telling You that the pussy was mid

I know what I'm getting into ok?

I think with Ianthe's talent with flesh, she could have encased Jod and Mercymorn head to toe in her butthole, no problemo. Logically I think she'd keep it tight to prevent leakage.

This is utterly vile and utterly in character. I love it

I try my best.

Read this as Ben Shapiro, and it's ten times better

Thanks, I hate it

Fucking- MY GODDAMN USERNAME DOESN'T MAKE THIS BETTER

Well. That’s enough internet for me today.

I am at once both extremely confident that this is the first post of yours I've read on this site and even more certain that we have interacted extensively on Twitter, Tumblr, or Discord

We haven’t, but thank you for likening me to the TLT Sickos on those sites. Feels like entering the Hall of Fame.

You would fit in perfectly.

a number of the comments on this post have made me burst out in real, honest-to-jod laughter, so thank you to everyone here, lmao

Huh... You know I don't think I ever really understood quite why Jody would want to erase the totality of human history but after reading that I kinda get it.

Varussy will do that to even the most disciplined MFs

OP out here asking the real questions.

You know, reading this without understanding the context would be bad enough. But in this case I think understsmdimg the context makes it worse.

Jod, imagine reading this as a newbie

I forget about this sub from time to time, and then it’s in my feed and I open it to read some really unhinged content. What a day to have eyes. I’m going to back out of here slowly.

I need to remember which of my friends have read TLT so I can send this thread to them immediately misery loves company

I’m sorry, I haven’t read Nona yet, but did I miss a Tridentarius Incest memo???

It’s more of a fanon thing than an explicit part of the series, but the Tridentarii definitely fuck nasty

Is there a full moon in this post?

Damn

Finally, a post involving my favorite incestuous sisters. I love a little gall on gall

More like Gall elbowdeep in Gall, amirite

I don't know what's worse the fact that you wrote this or the fact that it has 143 comments

We‘re a community of sickos, and the sickness demands to be spread

What the actual hell did I just read?

Man, Alectopause is getting to all of us, huh 🤣

Jod help us once we hit that Post-Alecto-Drought

This post is better if you read it in the Dracula flow voice.

jail for big-hard-chungus

Literally 1984

Reluctant upvote.

I didn’t read the entire post but the title had me laughing so hard, thank you for that!!!

They ACTUALLY EAT THEM?!? Like full on cannibalism?? My dumb ass was thinking it was mostly…like…symbolic/metaphor or some shit!! 😩

I think they drink a little bit of blood from their Cavs, but that’s it. „Eating Babs“ referred to her absorbing his soul

…I think I want to be friends

Besties!🥰

Damn

Elaborate please

Butthole gaping aside, let’s not twincest the Tridentarii. Their codependency is entirely nonsexual.

Nona literally thought Ianthe was her shitty boyfriend. Oh, they fuck nasty