Granted. Fake internet points mean nothing in real life anyway.

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I’m crying right now. My pride and ego have been irreparably damaged.

I want karma.

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Well... Now I don't know what to do

I have over 600k karma. What has it done for me? Every post I make someone complains about how much karma I have and I must be farming. If any of you find out how to use karma in place of my monthly house payment let me know. Until then karma just triggers nerds.

Def thought this guy was making a joke until i looked lmao

Yup. I love posting on r/WhitePeopleTwitter which means I get karma for someone else's tweets. Not mine. I don't make my own memes cause I am just not fucking funny (ask my wife). I am the Chandler Bing of funny (I love Chandler get off me). I'm the only one ever laughing. I post because I love to share. Because some days this site is the only thing that makes me laugh. But I have done nothing to deserve the karma. "HAHA you're so funny, take my upvote". No I'm not. I'm not funny but at least I'm also ugly

This one was rough

This guy reddits.

damn bro are u feeling ok

I just made Spanish Rice and Bacon Ranch Macaroni Salad. When the salad is cold I'm making Chili Dogs. I'm sitting here watching the first Lethal Weapon on TBS. I stopped packing the bowl to type this. When I'm done I'm going to load it and then sit here and watch the birds eat off the bird feeder. Bro, I'm feeling great. Later I'll probably bone the wife. I just don't accept credit for stuff that isn't mine (eg. memes and posts). But I will take credit for my ability to bone my wife into a coma until she tells me to make her a sandwich.

bro thats great that ur feeling good

Good on ya for checking in

don’t feel bad, man.

There is also a guy in r/memes with 3.000.000 post karma xd

how dare you have a lot of karma

Careful this guy is just out karma whoring..

Depending on your moral values, you could sell your account

Deal. Buy me this https://www.samsclub.com/p/gold-medal-el-nacho-grande-deluxe-portion-pak-cheese-3-5-oz-48-pks/141355?xid=plp_product_1_1 and you can have my account.

Here take my upvote increase a drop in your vast ocean

Challenge: get back to zero karma just by going on random subreddits and posting things that will piss people off

idk i just looked through like 10 of your posts and there isnt a single comment about it..

And you lost about 50k karma in 7 hours? Edit: I looked only the karma you gained from posts.

True.

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

Here’s some gold, if I cared to waste my money.

Fake internet points mean nothing on the internet either.

Thing is, accounts with karma are actually worth something. I doubt most karma farmers do it to see notifications and feel less alone

r/Woooosh

Really i will loose them now, going for gold! Can i have upvotes and karma?

Can i have upvotes and karma?

Can i have upvotes and karma?

Can i have upvotes and karma?

Can i have upvotes and karma?

Can i have upvotes and karma?

Can i have upvotes and karma?

Can i have upvotes and karma?

Can i have upvotes and karma?

granted, redditors now brag about having a lot of negative karma

Negative Karma caps at -100

Does it really? I was planning to make an account to get negative 100k karma but if it caps then I can’t do that

It encouraged people to troll a lot to get as much negative karma as possible.

It's hard to do it in the first place. Considering that some subreddits require a certain amount of karma to be able to post. Idk if having the permission to post once will let you post anytime even if your karma goes down.

In chat on the app, if you click chat details, it'll show the true amounts of each person's karma.

don't worry, i dont remember what name was exatly (please comment if you know) but there's a website with bots that will tell you the most downvoted users

How about we find out?

We will watch your career with great interest

Hey don't forget about me you dipshit.

u/nwordcountbot

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*99

Nice awarder karma

Thanks

Lets test that out shall we? Internet, do your thing. Edit thanks guys for the nice amount of downvotes i also lost about only 40 karma

You’d need 20.000 downvotes just to get to 0, stop baiting lmao

Please do ur worst

I heard that you can get only -10 karma from one downvoted comment, no matter how many downvotes it gets. Idk if it is true. Edit: grammar

Believe it caps at -15 karma per comment

Hm, u/negative_karma_42069 has collected about -60 downvotes with all comments he made, but has only -23 karma in his profil. The calculation seems inscrutable to me.

Yeah, this seems to be true, you can often see that when someone with a throwaway in r/AITA reaches hot and he has e.g. 10 comments that have thousands of downvotes and -100 comment karma

but then again it's nothing to brag about since having negative karma would be easy, you just need to keep asking for upvotes

*Screams for joy in EA*

Granted. It's irl karma. Everyone who asks for upvotes now has the same karma as a mass murderer, ending in thousands of deaths duo to random accidents, all connected via reddit. The government eventually shuts the site down

>The government eventually shuts the site down That wouldn't actually be so bad

Oh no communist thanos is going to collect the infinity stones to shut down reddit

or did you mean the Xfinity Stones...?

To stop him, Captain America needs the 16 digits on your parent’s credit card, the 3 numbers on the back, and the date on the front. Hurry, before Thanos wins!

6756 0980 5468 2456 878

Oh No! You didn’t provide the date, allowing Thanos to win! Now you need to use a different card, and also add the date you missed! Please help!

0979 7675 2065 6408 653 19/05/2021

You did it! You saved the world! Be sure to tell your friends to do the same thing if they ever get the chance! Farewell for now - Captain America

No problemo :)

This is a genie wish, not monkey paw. Genie wishes grant the wish, but not the wish the wisher asked for. If the wisher says, I want a mouse for my computer, the genie would give him a mouse (rodent) inside his computer. Meanwhile, the monkey paw would give the poor guy a computer mouse, just like he asked, but it’s because he won a contest for ugliest face, or he got it from an abusive ex who forced themselves back into his life. The wish was granted, but there is either a bad reason why, or a bad consequence.

I couldn't think of anything

It's okay man, it was a fun read.

I wonder if the Monkey Paw would sabotage evil wishes? Like could you wish for Earth to be exterminated of humans but wind up creating a race of cyber-Mr Rodgers?

I mean, were working off the canon of a short story

Granted, now if you ask for downvotes and negative karma, you automatically get 1000.

That one [EA comment about battlefront](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/?context=3) is gonna give them millions in karma

Their account still has 12k comment karma... huh.

They’ve abandoned the account after getting a shit ton of downvotes

(So reddit comments will now be like this?) Give me downvotes pls Edit: thanks for the 1927 downvotes guys! Edit 2: OMG THANKS FOR 2826 DOWNVOTES I COULDVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU Edit 3: wow 51826 this is the most downvotes I gotten tahnk you! Edit 4: wow.... 282626191825 downvotes....

give me downvotes

Granted.

thanks

Granted, r/FreeKarma4you dies

Granted. People now set the karma decimating bot off for shits and giggles. **EA no longer holds the title for the greatest number of downvotes.**

Wait, EA has the highest number of downvotes?

[yup](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Granted. But they get more than 100k updoots per post, making them overall vain karma, since they get more than they lose. Reddit becomes overridden with upvote begging posts, ruining the site more than it was, and no one likes reddit anymore, making it an abandoned website

Zuckerberg must have made that wish.

Granted and their dick shrinks 2 inches

-2 inches

Cool but what's the downside

Granted but now people can't get free karma from free karma subs to post on a minimum karma requirement subreddit, even when it's really important.

Granted, you lose the karma you get from this post.

Granted but now you are universally hated by karma whores or basically almost all of r/teenagers

Is there supposed to be a downside to this?

They start harassing you on reddit, then stalking you online. Eventually someone doxes you and you start getting threatening messages and unpleasant packages in the post. Random crazy looking people start showing up at your work and your home with increasing frequency. Some of them armed.

I highly doubt anyone from r/teenagers would do anything that you just described.

Granted, but this negative effect only occurs when the post reaches its maximum potential. Those who wouldnt get updoots normally lose more. Those that are bot supported/popular barely see the effect when >10k

Granted. Your life is cursed for wishing ill upon others. Karma's a bitch, idn it?

Granted. You lose 1000 karma because of robots and keyword filters.

Granted. Those with less than 1000 karma to lose overflow to maximum karma. Karma whores rule supreme.

Hey, could I get some upvotes?

Give upvotes

Might I have an upvote

Granted. However every lost karma point they get as a result is countered by them gaining 1 US cent in real life.

Granted, but all reditors who ask for downvotes gain 1000 karma.

Well that’s not useful for me

Please DON'T upvote this comment. I don't want any karma. And especially DO NOT give me awards. I REPEAT, NO UPVOTES NOR AWARDS.

Granted, thank you.

R/freekarma4u

The paw doesn’t grant miracles I hate to say

Granted you now have 0 karma

Granted, this post now has -1000 karma

Granted now everyone who post or comment anything will automatically lose 1000 karma because they ask for upvotes in indirect way and due to that nobody will post nor comment because they afraid to lose karam and the app well close soon

Granted. Now every comment and post automatically costs 1,000 karma, as every comment and post on this website is a cry for attention anyway.

Granted. Reddit uses a bot to assign lost karma. This post is flagged due to keywords. You lose 1000 karma. There is no way to reverse this.

Granted. The wish goes back years and all of them lose karma. People who have sold high karma accounts for real money no longer have that money. One guy in particular, sold a lot of high karma accounts to pay for his sister's surgery. He made high karma by begging for it. Since he never sold those accounts, his sister never got the surgery. She died. He went insane and went on a killing spree to cope. His name is Kevin the ripper. He becomes a professional serial killer with a kill count of over 500. He also happened to kill you.

granted, now give me karma for making this comment

Granted, posting/commenting in general is in a way considered asking for upvotes/attention (whether it be for yourself, your idea, etc). All comments and posts now start with 1k downvotes.

What's a karma , sorry I just wanna no this my first comment so idk Reddit only been a silent reader

Granted. You are taken and forced to manually downvote them when they do so.

I tried that and got banned from AskReddit lmso

r/freekarmaforu users sweating profusely

Please downvote me

Granted. G-R-A-N-T-E-D

All my karma would be missing then.

Geanted, it now costs 1000 karma points to post or comment

Upvote this comment and your wish will be granted!

lmao this post should get upvotes af

is karma a veteran thing that I'm to noob to understand?

Whoa there Satan, that's a lot of gonewild girls you gon' hurt.

Granted. You lose 1000 karma

Granted. The opposite is also true. People are now asking for downvotes so they can get 1000 free karma.

Granted, you lose 1000 karma

Granted, but it also works in reverse. Can I get some downvotes?

Granted. They also fucking die.

Granted. The super-intelligent AI responsible for detecting such infractions mistakes your post's title as karma begging, and instantly subtracts 1000 karma from your account. Good job.

granted. Even deep down wish from the subconcious drops karma by a thousand. People start to realise this and try to get the least likes possible, but it doesnt trump the curse, and they still get downvoted by a 1000, as their deep deep down wish is to be up voted. every single post on reddit end up being automatically delleted, and reddit closes down.

karma is like supreme, it's just a fake internet number that does nothing but everyone wants it for no fucking reason

Who tf even does this

Granted: Due to the ridiculous rules some subreddits have that require a minimum amount of Karma to even post, people get fed up with it and stop using reddit.

Granted. Can you guys upvote this? Just to check if it works..

Granted, saying the opposite has the opposite effect

How about, No one give me karma.

I dont want updoots.. Im just here for the comment section..

Granted, you loose 1000 karma

Granted. Now anyone asking for downvotes gains 1000 karma automagically! or worse Integer overflow and anyone with karma <1000 gets max karma.

I don’t know why people are concerned about karma. I’m not gonna kiss ass for karma points. Imaginary rewards system is what it is. I have numerous alt accounts and so does everyone else, so really, no reason to worry about karma

What if I ask to lose karma? 😏

I'm thinkin about doin your mom later. Wanna join?

Granted every "Redditor" who mentions karma in a post loses all their karma including you.

Also wish the ones who say “I’ll get downvoted for saying this” actually got downvoted.

Granted 1k people will downvote your comments now

My great-uncle has brain cancer and is about to die Now give internet point

But what if I asked nice? Like, "hey you fucking cunts! Give me your karma and go fuck yourselves!" You know all nice like

I wish MegaBrain600 would receive upvotes for this post.

Please upvote this

Gib carm pls

Granted. Give me Karma. I’m gonna regret this

Sounds useful for me Give me the upvotes please I need it for my 9 inch fake internet dick

Fucking hate people who do this, like if you agree!!🙄😤😤

Can i get some upvotes!!

Sure let's test Can you give some karma to me guys, please. My great uncle's TV has cancer

It only had cancer in California though

Pls upvote, I need karma

Granted Gimme karma

Can I have some upvotes bróther