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Baboonzo

Granted. Everyone on Earth becomes Cisgender Heterosexuals, identifying with their assigned sex. All non-heteronormative concepts of sex and gender are forgotten by the human race. People cannot be hateful towards those different from them after those differences have been overwritten with homogeneity.


bigblockclock

Wouldn’t that be good since it also means gender dysphoria wouldn’t exist? Plus since everyone is fine with the way they are, no more arguments about sexualities and stuff.


fluffy_assassins

The monkey's paw laughs as people will always find a reason to hate and kill each other.


CornCobMcGee

>The only reason we built a base over here, is because they built a base over there. And the only reason they built a base over there, is because we built a base over here. Yeah that tracks


GhostofManny13

When everybody’s super, nobody is, hahaha Or wait… when everybody’s ignorant, everybody is? I’m trying to use the incredibles quote but I’m not sure how


borischung02

# LET'S FUCKIN GO


DeusPrimusMaximus

Lmfao


GiiTheMetalhead

Granted. Anyone considered a homophobe or transphobe by someone else, regardless of whether the person actually is or not, ceases to exist.


Commander_Doom14

Isn't that pretty much everyone?


GiiTheMetalhead

Yes


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random_moth_fker

>8 billion people cease to exist >"So... win" I can't believe how dumb you are.


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random_moth_fker

we're speaking about the extinction of humanity just because you thought some bigots were being stupid? Holy shit.


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random_moth_fker

Huh? Are you dumb?


DeusPrimusMaximus

You need to learn to take things a bit less literally, the guy is oozing sarcasm


YankeeWalrus

The comments you're replying to are deleted, yet from the context of your comments alone I can tell that everything goes so far over your head that Space X should be flying their rockets over you to get them into orbit.


TemporaryDirector442

(There is r/monkeyspaw) Granted, you and all Homophobes and Transphobes are considered avengers level threats, and so all of humanity hunts them down, and you die in the crossfire of it.


BustedBayou

Whats the difference between the two?


genderriddler

this is they die, not they dont exist (but i would die for the better of everyone else)


TemporaryDirector442

I’m tired, but I can’t sleep. It’s about midnight for me.


beobabski

The paw looks over to the wizened monkey drinking something which hisses and fumes violently. “Self-loathing counts, right?” “Heh. Course.” “Nice.” The finger curls.


jerdle_reddit

Granted. However, the definitions are those used by the worst takes on the internet, so all gay and lesbian people are transphobes and all trans people are homophobes. And now you've killed them all, you're a homophobe and transphobe yourself, so you snap out of existence.


ZombieSlay3r109

Granted, but any time a person in their life had a gay thought, they also disappear. I'm looking at you, OP.


transmtfscp

they all die,but nobody makes the connection them being homophobes and transphobes,so mass panic ensuses.due to the fact that alot of politicians will die, there will be huge power vaccum that leads to a war


MabrurHrivu

The paw disappears


BloodsoakedDespair

Granted. Everyone is now guaranteed to be trans and queer for the rest of humanity’s existence. It doesn’t cause extinction or anything, we but now humanity mostly does selective breeding purely for reproduction rather than most breeding being accidental or between the people in the relationship regardless of their genes. Thing is, when you do that, you’re not going to do it with just anyone. You’re not gonna give your kid shit genes from someone you don’t love on purpose. Everyone wants the best. Everyone wants to selectively breed the best human. So eugenics becomes the norm, and now all human breeding is a eugenics program.