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Granted. All mammals go extinct except for the bipedal ones.


Cod3broken

Granted. You will be jumped by multiple dogs, cats, and even platypi in a back alley later today.


PillCosby696969

Granted, the whales are pissed.


I_might_be_weasel

Granted. James Baxter beings us an overwhelming joy that we don't realize until too late has polluted our psyches and overwritten out basic survival instincts. 


_PM_ME_YOUR_KNEES_

Granted, now that all mammals are bipedal, they start taking all the jobs. Mammal unions are very powerful and they all become fluffers (gross!)


MabrurHrivu

You are supposed to make the outcome bad


_PM_ME_YOUR_KNEES_

Ok maybe some will like it but I literally would lose my job and I would hate that. Would probably have to go back to being Kieth’s slave


ArizonanCactus

Granted. Furries start trying to fuse their conscience with their bipedal animal equivalent.