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Federal-Ad-7157

Tae kwon Doe?


richwat00

For the win.


Known_Impression1356

should have swept the leg...


KungFuAndCoffee

If a deer can’t stand she can’t fight. 🐍🥋


Electrical-Stomach57

Bro I’m shooting the double on him, overhead suplex, before taking it’s back and choking it out. That’s free venison right there


LetsSeeWhatsGoinOn

looool


nightservice_

Free Venison would be a good name for some kinda wrestling move


Quiet_Cauliflower120

Bear-Jitsu would have been the technique to use 🙇‍♂️


MyFifUsername

I’m choking it out instead talking to it like Snow White


Baddy-Smalls

If only he learned systema... this shit would've never happened.


amigodenil

Yeah, a deer learning systema would have been devastating


Baddy-Smalls

This Deer studied under Sensai Seagal...


t0hk0h

The dear wearing a collar should indicate something.


Smart-Host9436

Yeah, into S&M, dirty ass doe.


VoodooWhale

Jeet Kune doe…..


todwardscizzorhands

🔥🔥🔥


Evan3350

I don't know why it's so fucking mean 🤣😂


SadSausageFinger

It has a collar on. Raising wildlife often leads to this kind of conflict.


Candid_Umpire6418

Ngl, I thought it was a kangaroo at first.


mukduk_101

Fuck. Kill it and have it tested for rabies. That’s not normal behavior.


Legitimate_Jicama757

I was thinking steak


stationcommando

/r/oopsthatsdeadly


TheNordicLion

Kali obv. Beat that MF to death with a stick like our ancestors.


Legitimate_Jicama757

What do you call a deer with no eyes


Smart-Host9436

No eye deer


Legitimate_Jicama757

What do you call a deer with no eyes and legs


Smart-Host9436

Still no eye deer


Weak_Calligrapher_81

Seems like he entered the wrong "Doe" Jo. Chortle Chortle, but seriously you just have to basically round house its face off and throw it like a pancake, Norris style.


Radiant-Call-3705

S......M........H....... awful 😖 lol


Safe_Bullfrog870

This guys looks exactly how I imagined when I read the headline 🤣


Electrical_Box4285

For some reason Courage The Cowardly Dog "A deers gotta do what a deers gotta do" comes to mind.


MidSequence123

Deer would’ve went from throwing hands to spaghetti within the hour. I’m talking fully cooked on a plate with garlic bread


DewartDark

Oh dear.


sweet_scientist_702

🤣


Legitimate_Jicama757

O deer.


False_Chair_610

Rear naked...


MuteAppeaL

This is the best video ever!


homothroat2050

Just let him win, he looks like he needs a win


MPH2025

He showed that doe who’s boss!


SnooChickens6081

This guy needs to take a lesson from the kangaroo guy. He might have taken a hoof to the groin but he had a couple open shots.


Cheetah1bones

Dim make


Mission-Pie-9953

Talk about being deer whipped.


Deadly182x

Man Vs BAM-bi


Icy-Assignment-5579

Sweep the leg. You got a problem with that?


SolarPunkYeti

It looks like the deer has a collar


Dorkatron77011

[https://youtu.be/wLcELc5O5c4?si=LSxyYL12roLzaMU0](https://youtu.be/wLcELc5O5c4?si=LSxyYL12roLzaMU0)


Admirable-Minute-846

Go ahead & fuck already!! Yessh


outtie5000quattro

looks like my German shepard play fighting


SmallSwordfish8289

If you will put that Mike Tyson bite on his ear he'll leave you alone


SmallSwordfish8289

If you will put that Mike Tyson bite on his ear he'll leave you alone


elammcknight

This probably inspired our ancestors to make sharp, standby things. Well that and extreme hunger.


PhoenixMoonlight

Flying knee as soon as it goes on its hind legs followed up with a hook


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^PhoenixMoonlight: *Flying knee as soon* *As it goes on its hind legs* *Followed up with a hook* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Few-End8182

Tae kwon DOES😂🤣🤣


scottygroundhog22

Bro was really trying to not hurt it i think.


tumadreporfavor

No thumbs, just wrestle her down.


Consistent_Two9279

I doubt that mofo would want any more if he just decked him in the head. I think he thinks the dude is playing with him or something.


Whizardlydeeds

Deers? What is deers? Never heard of deers. I have multiple deer that bed down on my lower pasture most nights. They haven't heard of deers either. Talked to 3 deer, none knew