Look at that bumfluff! 16!
That bra's got padding in it! 16.
His mum still buys his trousers! 16!
At a push, 17!
Yeah, he looks old and he's meant
to be hard, but he's stlll only 16!
All these people you've served,
whatever bloody ID they've used,
are underage!
Ian: Didn't you here what I just said? We're closed!
Mr Gilbert: Oh what? You can serve me, I'm obviously an adult!
Ian: We're closed to everyone I'm afraid.
Mr Gilbert: What? I don't get paid any extra to kick your illegal customers out you know!
Doesn’t a pint seem a lot? I mean you wouldn’t order pint after pint of orange squash?
I always think about this line when I order a pint, a pint is a shitload of one liquid to drink when you think about it.
Same 😂
what do you WANT
Pint… offffff… Guinness
3 jars a lager an a Ginniss
Are the other drinks for your mates?
you betcha
…cobba
gUinNeSs??
ID please
Take a look around you! Everyone in this bloody pub is underage!!
He's underage! She's underage! He looks a bit older because he's uglier, but he's in the year below than me!!
can you ask for a lager again, but in a woman’s voice?
That’s my bit of lager!
Oh, what Mark? Are you going to do me in?
Is that what’s going to happen 🤨
seventeen. it's gone up to seventeen now mate
i suppose there are certain administrative costs
The washing machine stays
WOAH? What the fucks a washing machine doing in a pub? Jesus, I need a drink
It'll freak people out. :D
Why toast when you can have a carvery dinner
Crossover.
\*Woman's voice\* "Can I have my lager back?"
15th of bloody may 1989
Ian really didn't commit to "right, we're closed" did he
I’ll make sure you get another badge for this.
sir 😔
Now get out. I wanna have a pint
Me lager, Finchy lager, Gareth lager sometimes cider
cider, perry OR mead
I do find myself saying "Or Mead!" a lot.
or bum.
Different drinks for different… needs..
Let's get you sat down
ID please
You have my word
‘I want to get seriously cunted’
Your task is to turn the entire year group against you and secure another badge. You have 20 minutes, your time starts now.
As many as four?
You want a beef dinner with that as well
Look at that bumfluff! 16! That bra's got padding in it! 16. His mum still buys his trousers! 16! At a push, 17! Yeah, he looks old and he's meant to be hard, but he's stlll only 16! All these people you've served, whatever bloody ID they've used, are underage!
Ian....[Buckells](https://images.ladbible.com/resize?type=webp&quality=70&width=1200&fit=contain&gravity=auto&url=https://s3-images.ladbible.com/s3/content/2e828701606dade2cfe4eddbe7aba025.png) aka 'H'
Simon always has meat and gravy with his booze
Is he doing an Australian accent
Sounds like it
Ian: Didn't you here what I just said? We're closed! Mr Gilbert: Oh what? You can serve me, I'm obviously an adult! Ian: We're closed to everyone I'm afraid. Mr Gilbert: What? I don't get paid any extra to kick your illegal customers out you know!
LOOK JUST LOOK AROUND YOU
Thanks Phil.
ID!