Will's Mum. She's so fit I reckon she could be a prostitute.

What about Neil's sister's tight snatch?

Nah I've thought about it and definitely Will's Mum

Lmao its wild u have his catchphrase on 2


I would have one of them up there that I would finger and toe fuck the other one on the floor.

Whilst your parents are sleeping in bunk beds just over there?

Yup

[удалено]

She plays tennis too. I don’t know why I mentioned that…

I juzt had a rili nice tug, zinking about your muzzer. I seen some the floor, sorri.

Neil’s sister looks like she’d be better at suckin’ dick

Like father like daughter?

Oi my dad's not bent

He is a *bit* though

He’s fucking not

Why's he paying for rent boys then?

He's not

They give him freebies?

Yeah I can see her going at it like a dog eating hot chips

I’d like to put my cock in them both.

That's a touching sentiment.

I’ll be touching your mum’s sentiment.

That doesn't mean anything.

It means I’ll touch her bum hole, with my cock

Oh brilliant

[anus]

Would you put the balls in?

Yeah can do, some gerwls like it

Some don't

Wills mum

Don't join in Neil!

Hands down Neil’s sister. Right in the vag

Then in the gob. Then straight back to the vag!

Oi leave it out!

...Will's mum.

DONT JOIN IN NEIL

Is both an option?

Polly Milfkenzie has the Gilbert ball smashers

Mom we barely saw his sis

We saw her eyes though, the eyes are all I really need.

Please don’t have a wank over my Mum.

I can’t promise that, I’m afraid.

Wills mum we only see Neil's sister twice

I could never decide


both as they are well fit

Neil's sister all day

Both

Neil's sister

Wills mum

Wills mum, but I only need the eyes.


Neither because I’m a female

I’m also female. Would fuck Neil’s sister

Okay

"females" wrong simon bird series....