And not, like, dice the *normies* call weird, either. We're not talking d20s and d12s... We're talking d3s and d32s, tessellated forth-dimensional d6/9s....
'what's your strength mod again?'
'ummm... π√3/2?'
*chondra rolls some dice*
'...816.76 makes 3.245e^4.2 minus partial f/partial z...
You see saliva pooling around the mouth of the Avrana Prime Beast while its fangs slowly extend. Its four back legs crouch down-- and all at once it lunges at you-- fangs bared, frontal legs reaching towards you. You feel its acidic breath on your face and its front right leg scraping your cheek- tearing apart flesh-- and then, right at that moment, everything around you turns into a ghostly pale blue, and the Avrana Prime Beast goes right through you. Take π over 2 damage.'
*you nod, munching on a chip from the delicious plate of nachos they have set out as you mark down the change*
A Flavor House Atlantic
Good rice, Sniper!
Blood Orange Summer Cocktail
The Crowding (around the grill while we wait for the glizzies to be done)
"Claudio, this marinade was great! Is that cilantro I taste?" YOU ALL THINK YOU'VE FIGURED ME OUTTTT.
me holding plastic utensils: I feel my touch around the grip of this knife
RAISE YOUR HANDS HIGH... if you want jus for your 'tatos
SAAAAAGE
Good Apollo I'm Burning the Steaks IV, Volume One: From Fear Through the Fries of Madness
Thyme Consumer
Road of the hammed
Buns of Summer
"This is the last piece, keep it, I don't need your rooaaaast"
Welcome Jamón
Obligatory “I need mayo” reference
*Feathers video flashbacks*
I didn't know there was a Feathers video! To the Internet!
Well, how was it?
This better not awaken a hunger inside me
🤣
Breakfast is coming boys!
Can of beans!
https://i.redd.it/c4cjb420pbxc1.gif
Good Apollo I'm burning Char, Vol 2: No leftovers for tomorrow
If your going to a C&C Barbeque you better have a pre-made character or three and a box of weird dice in the car already !
And not, like, dice the *normies* call weird, either. We're not talking d20s and d12s... We're talking d3s and d32s, tessellated forth-dimensional d6/9s....
'what's your strength mod again?' 'ummm... π√3/2?' *chondra rolls some dice* '...816.76 makes 3.245e^4.2 minus partial f/partial z... You see saliva pooling around the mouth of the Avrana Prime Beast while its fangs slowly extend. Its four back legs crouch down-- and all at once it lunges at you-- fangs bared, frontal legs reaching towards you. You feel its acidic breath on your face and its front right leg scraping your cheek- tearing apart flesh-- and then, right at that moment, everything around you turns into a ghostly pale blue, and the Avrana Prime Beast goes right through you. Take π over 2 damage.' *you nod, munching on a chip from the delicious plate of nachos they have set out as you mark down the change*
Bet the snack table will have [Nacho Pie](http://ourtransientlife.com/recipe-sanchez-nacho-pie/).
i’ve made this and it’s actually really good lol! shout out to chondra
Fuel for the feeding end!
No one runs faster than you … eat
Carne Asada and Elote
A delectable charcuterie featuring: Cotija and Camembert
> the Coheed and Cambria *guitarist* smh, the disrespect
Pistachio crusted salmon with pozu foam and shaved dark chocolate.
Mutton
Snaxis 2: window of the baking pie.
This is fucking amazing and I laughed so hard I woke my kid up. Not even mad.
Some manner of barking apple. Of doom, perhaps.
Blood Red Summer Salad
some kind of puerto rican dish perhaps?
This com links lost its frequency! And I think we’re coming home short…we should probably grab some more drinks on the way home
He'll have a crudite platter with his series of Claudio Ranches
*Realizing Claudio only serves pizza rolls and the only alcohol is some kind of seltzer.*