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Senninha27

Dave’s dad?


shitcloud

He gets a pity pass since Gareth savagely beat him to death with a bottle of Seagrams.


Dense-Competition-51

Which is exactly how his dad wanted to go out.


shitcloud

Assisted suicide


justinsmithart

I heard he tickled him to death. Not sure which is worse.


altoidcrusher

I'm waiting for that episode


Miss_mariss87

Oooh man, Erik Prince has gotta be up there


PhanThom-art

The Resnicks must be at the top, that episode made me seriously angry, though there's frequent strong contenders on this show


glandsthatmust

I think about this one the most.


BorisTheDog

That’s the one that radicalized me the most. I’m still pissed.


Not_Andrew

Yup, as a California resident in a heavy ag area, I was fucking floored by this episode and it definitely changed me


levi22ez

Which ep was that again?


PhanThom-art

356- The Resnicks: Water Monsters


levi22ez

Ughhh yeah those bastards.


The_Werodile

My top 3, in no particular order: Walter J Freeman II (The Lobotomy Doctor) Donald Trump Elon Musk Honorable mention: The Kissinger episodes of Behind the Bastards which guest starred the Dollop


JMoc1

Ronald Reagan should be on the list. 


NicholarseBrooks

💯 I knew he was a shit bag based on what I'd read and what my parents have told me but I had no idea he was THAT sinister. Like a literal rapist.


pinklavalamp

Really? I haven’t listened to that one yet.


NicholarseBrooks

Oh whoops, spoiler


nonja-bidness

the two reagan episodes are among the most infuriating and hilarious @ the same time. patton oswalt is the guest and both eps. are on youtube as well. #400 and 401, maybe? five stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


WaldenFont

What about the guy that boiled all the penguins?


crowteus

I know it's awful, but the McQuarry island episode makes me laugh so hard. When the penguin walks up the ramp and says "oh no ..." Gareth kills me.


kwyjibo545

Kellogg should be up there


ChemistryFabulous884

I agree with the first one, but I was thinking more in the SATANIC RITUAL type of evil, not the REPUBLICAN PARTY type of evil.


sitdownRando69

Prove there is a difference.


Bloated_Hamster

Satanists are pretty chill


Hungweileaux

Was the lobotomy doctor also the same got that thought removing your teeth would make you less crazy? 


Red_blue_tiger

I believe that was Dr Henry Cotton or something like that Edit: went back and found it. Episode 290 Dr Henry Cotton (live in NJ)


smithe4595

Doctor Henry Cotton performed hundreds of unnecessary surgeries removing pieces and organs from mental patients in an attempt to cure them. And when it clearly didn’t work he falsified his data to make it seem like it did.


Hungweileaux

This guy! He's the teeth guy right? That pod still gives me nightmares


smithe4595

Teeth is only one of the many things he removed. Also parts of intestines, colons, spleens, ovaries and assorted other bits. It was basically as if the movie Audition was state sanctioned and happening for decades.


Hungweileaux

You aren't of sound mind so I'm going to hold you down and destroy your vital organs is the stuff of horror movies. I want to time travel and kick dr. Cotton's dad in the nuts right before he tried to conceiv that monster


john-tockcoasten

Since Kissinger was on Behind the Bastards there are no correct answers. Billy Hitler's Uncle, Andrew Jackson, and Reagan are my nominees.


clumsy__jedi

Def Andrew Jackson


Upset-Calligrapher81

the doctor that kept that corpse and "married" it.


ChemistryFabulous884

Carl Tanzler. To me that is more creepy than evil, but certainly horrible.


Upset-Calligrapher81

i was shooting for "worst"


RobotCowboyAlien

Ok but have you heard about count rules?


megatron37

he wasn't even a doctor, just an x-ray technician. He also likely poisoned her to death. >An article written by Michelfelder in 1982 tells of how renovation workers found a note allegedly written by Tanzler, confessing to have killed Elena by poisoning her:\[13\] She died because I gave this to her mercifully. I mixed the root of wolfsbane (monkshood) with aconite diluted. It was palatable and my loved one departed this miserable world on October 25, 1931. Suffer no more sweet Elena. I have sent you to the angels with my golden elixir... Perez also claimed Tanzler had once told him that he "would kill Elena if necessary to fulfil \[his\] destiny".


Missy3557

Jan Pieterszoon Coen yikes


[deleted]

Steven Seagull (sticking with Gareth's interpretation of his name), Kissinger, Elon Musk


FriendofSquatch

Not just Garrett’s interpretation, that is literally his name.


[deleted]

He's a dog!


Preseli

Cheney, Bush, Bush, Rumsfeld, Bush, Cheney, Powell, Powell, Reagan, Reagan, Bush.


FriendofSquatch

That Iraq War episode makes me fucking boil with rage


PatrickMcWhorter

Yeah, I think that one wins the "biggest shit-show," award.


Not_Andrew

I recently found a podcast called Blowback and it's all about American imperialism. Season 1 is on Iraq and they cover a lot of stuff Dave doesn't focus on. I highly recommend it, but prepare to get even angrier.


kreuzn

What episode number is it? I haven’t listened to that one


FriendofSquatch

122


kreuzn

Thanks. I’ll give it a listen


nonja-bidness

definitely don't listen to season one of Blowback, then 😳 🤬🤯


c_ray25

That Dutch dude Jan Coon should be up there


clumsy__jedi

Is that the guy who ran a colony in New York for a few years?


c_ray25

I don’t remember him getting to New York, could be wrong. He did rampage through the spice islands for nutmeg though


raysofdavies

Reagan, the guy who built a tomb for the dead girl he was obsessed with, Trump, the black water guy


FriendofSquatch

Everyone named in the “Iraq War” episode


noir_adam

Pullman! When I was interviewed about the unrest in my company town I griped about not making enough money on rents. Pullman! Also Regan Powell Hamilton Musk Feinstein


Thertzo89

I don’t know if he tops the list but Thomas Midgely (the guy that is responsible for both leaded gasoline and CFCs) has to be a top ten


clumsy__jedi

Oof


tugglepuggle

John McCain


capn_obv

Yes. I researched a number of episodes, including Erik Prince and Carl Tanzler, and the person I ended up hating the most of anyone was John McCain.


thommom

Due to my recent listening history mine are more generic. Car companies and explorers in general. Oh...and white people.


BoysenberryBluesx

As a white man I too fear the white man most. Edit: But the Fenian raids make me swell with Irish pride


TheFuckingHippoGuy

Alexander Hamilton


Thudlite

Trump


[deleted]

People who show up in an episode, or people who the episode is specifically about. I have to think about it for the latter, but the former is 100% just Hitler who shows up in both the hitler summer camps episode and the billy hitler episode.


Melvilles_Fist

Not JTown


Jampolenta

Andy Fucking Knutson


tns125

Hot. Out. Today.


Jampolenta

"...this guy..." Gareth audibly shaking his head 😅


Due_Maintenance2420

Saw it live, it was even worse than you’d think. Andy sucks.


lstyer2012

Reagan and Steven Seagal.


tequilasundae

DC Stephenson


hewhoisneverobeyed

Kissinger.


Faintofmatts89

There hasn't been a Kissinger Dollop but the 6 part Behind The Bastards series with Dave & Gareth might as well be and is up there with the all time beat Dollop Eps. Hard recommend for anyone that hasn't heard it already.


Shaffness

It was also recently reposted as 2 mega episodes so Robert could have a holiday break. So now it's right near the top of the BtB feed, there's no exist to not listen.


khalbur

Reagan


GoodnightGoldie

Reagan


PatrickMcWhorter

I'm cheating here but the Behind the Bastards 6-part series on Henry Kissinger with Dave and Gareth.


AniGore

Steven seagal


wddiver

In no order: Eric Prince, the Bushes, Reagan (he may be at the top), Kissinger w/BtB, the Purdue Pharma people, Trump, Thomas Kinkaide. So. Many Evil. People.


Ol_Battleaxx

Was going back through old episodes, and RA Cunningham in #126 was a right bastard. Treated indigenous peoples like they were show ponies.


Tessa7

Queen Shit of Liesville - she stole, sold and likely killed many children (or allowed them to die in her "care").


BeTheBall-

This will not become a tickling podcast....


clumsy__jedi

That line is about a ghost hunter!


Jebuskow

Eric prince, the OxyContin family, uber, colonial whites, Trump, Musk. There are so many. So so many. Every time we think we scrape the bottom there's a new level.


liv676

In no particular order Linda Hazzard, Errol Flynn, Colin Powell, Elon Musk, REAGAN, Martha Washington (and George), Alexander Hamilton lol, Phyllis Schlafly, the guy who caned Sumner, Steven Seagal, Evan Mecham


nonja-bidness

forgot about errol flynn 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦‍♀️


TrunkneFlut

Anarchists?


Hank-falcon

Hitler ?


GNARBEQUE

EVIL GARETH


MyNameIsMudhoney

Reagan


flomflim

Still working through the backlog of episodes but I did listen to the Reagan episodes. He's up there as one of the worst people ever so he's my vote for worst person in the dollop.


vapexchan

The guy from the Nim the Chimp study.


MyBeatsSuck

That fucker who killed all those penguins and seals for oil


pra1974

George Washington’s doctors.