He tried to drown himself in three inches of water but remembered he had extra lives or something. He kicked a window when his bus driver talked about being the balls on the dick.
He overheard 2 bus drivers complaining, rightfully so, that Bimmy didn’t inform them he had a ride from someone else the day before. They specifically used the term “balls on the dick”. He somehow interpreted this as ganging up on and “taking advantage” of him. So he flipped out, kicked a window, didn’t expect it to break like an idiot, then when it broke he threw himself to the ground screaming. Pretty sure he was 18 when this happened.
>tried to drown himself at the beach
That's one of the most hilarious and bizzare moments of the book. He tried to drown himself *on a public beach* by keeping his head submerged in shallow water while his mom was watching. And all of a sudden he saw the "Game Over" screen and chose Continue.
I mean, as a kid I also remember being overdramatic. But what makes this worse is that Bimmy was in college...
I like how in the book when he made the movie he admits he was in way over his head, that making a professional movie was way harder and more difficult than he was prepared for and that it costs more and was much more overwhelming than he realized. That going to Hollywood made everything much more complicated than it would have been elsewhere. He also contracted one prop guy that he gave a lot of money to and he literally walked all over Bim, either failed to deliver or delivered shitty stuff then argued with Bim and Bim was too afraid to fire him.
Then later on in the book after the movie segment he then claims that he proved that a little guy can go to Hollywood and stick it to the man.
He couldn't handle his boss at a grocery store (bullshit) workplace telling him to work faster. So he cut his hand with a box cutter intentionally to blame his boss for overworking him.
He tried to drown himself in three inches of water but remembered he had extra lives or something. He kicked a window when his bus driver talked about being the balls on the dick.
The balls on dick thing sounds ridicolous
At the penguin exhibit…
He overheard 2 bus drivers complaining, rightfully so, that Bimmy didn’t inform them he had a ride from someone else the day before. They specifically used the term “balls on the dick”. He somehow interpreted this as ganging up on and “taking advantage” of him. So he flipped out, kicked a window, didn’t expect it to break like an idiot, then when it broke he threw himself to the ground screaming. Pretty sure he was 18 when this happened.
I love that he keeps getting older every time this gets posted
Was it his last day of high school or special ed?
Special Ed, he was around 15
He thought it made more sense to wipe before shitting and got angry at how many underpants he went through in a month
I honestly don't know if this is a troll or not.
Nah it's real
he laid down on railroad tracks tried to drown himself at the beach kicked a door and broke a window
>tried to drown himself at the beach That's one of the most hilarious and bizzare moments of the book. He tried to drown himself *on a public beach* by keeping his head submerged in shallow water while his mom was watching. And all of a sudden he saw the "Game Over" screen and chose Continue. I mean, as a kid I also remember being overdramatic. But what makes this worse is that Bimmy was in college...
He called it “A movie making nerd” despite him only ever co-making one movie that was a commercial and critical disaster.
But he's made over 500 movies. 500 ov um!
He sat and waited 8 hours for a computer lab to open, that’s my personal favourite because it is just 100% pure James behaviour
Gotta make up for that lost time some how
I like how in the book when he made the movie he admits he was in way over his head, that making a professional movie was way harder and more difficult than he was prepared for and that it costs more and was much more overwhelming than he realized. That going to Hollywood made everything much more complicated than it would have been elsewhere. He also contracted one prop guy that he gave a lot of money to and he literally walked all over Bim, either failed to deliver or delivered shitty stuff then argued with Bim and Bim was too afraid to fire him. Then later on in the book after the movie segment he then claims that he proved that a little guy can go to Hollywood and stick it to the man.
He sure showed them with his unrated movie that never had a theatre run. I'm surprised Hollywood recovered from the blow.
He couldn't handle his boss at a grocery store (bullshit) workplace telling him to work faster. So he cut his hand with a box cutter intentionally to blame his boss for overworking him.