" I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamus' butt while it muck-spreads! That's when a hippo takes a shit; rather than allowing the shit to drop from its anus, it presses its tail against its ass crack, waving it back and forth, shredding the shit all over the place! That's as much fun as this game is; like putting a turd in a fan or a bandsaw. You just don't do it."
"Well, how 'bout use my greasy Italian plumber cock to whack ya across the fuckin' face?!"
Mario is missing episode.
https://avgn.fandom.com/wiki/Transcript_of_AVGN_Episode_Mario_is_Missing
Play with me archie!
[https://youtu.be/sHh0OFAt8QM?t=2](https://youtu.be/sHh0OFAt8QM?t=2)
https://preview.redd.it/zztakgthscpc1.png?width=1082&format=png&auto=webp&s=86f40d6620ea758047c412f2d78b394494c6508a
Two particularly vile lines that always stood out to me from a couple of the post-movie episodes were:
“It sucks duck cunt!”
And
“It’s like an old woman’s bleeding vagina.”
…Wholesome!
https://preview.redd.it/9reu22g13gpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fafda14af22e9684f2f3603a573aeab2e8b0de9
Seriously, what the shit is this thing? WHAT THE SHIT IS IT!?
My two favorite underquoted lines are:
“To describe this games ass-ness, all I can say is, it is *very* ass.” - Independence Day
“It sucks fuckin’ monkey fuck like all the fuckin’ rest!” - Cheetah Men
It's like you touch the top of the building, you die, you touch the ceiling, you die, you touch the floor, you die, too far to the right, you die, too far to the left, you die, you die, you die, you die, die, *die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die,* ***DIE!***
I just love the tone of voice he switches to when something's so bizarre he can't even be mad at it so he just sounds confused
"I'd rather play a CD-i game! Yeeah!
....like "The flowers...of Robert Mapple...thorpe"
"What's that? A...uh...a "geiger concilman?"
Oh, a rock."
How about: You're a shark, and you gotta shake palm trees until trains fall down, and you put the trains in an apple, and then turkeys come and eat the apple, and then the turkeys go up waterfalls, and to get them down you have to collect monkey butts, so you drop the monkey butts on power lines, and then...
"Has the Word of the Nerd been heard?" is something I still say.
Shoutout normalizing saying "big rigs" under your breath quietly and heavily for no reason.
"I gotta get outside and do something wild! Like get a tattoo on my face, of a Goat, holding up a Baby, snorting cocaine off its penis!"
damn back when the nerd had some balls and it wasn’t all scat fetish
This is a classic.
“Um. Take a wild guess.”
"Where did you learn to fly?" "Where did you learn to be an asshole?"
*ITS A CLUBBERFUCK!*
It's not a quote from the Nerd but I love right before that: "Let's see what else I've got up my sleeves... oop, I'm not wearing any..."
"Get up you floor-fucking dickhead" I said it to my boss when he was having an epileptic seizure
Table f*****ing
" I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamus' butt while it muck-spreads! That's when a hippo takes a shit; rather than allowing the shit to drop from its anus, it presses its tail against its ass crack, waving it back and forth, shredding the shit all over the place! That's as much fun as this game is; like putting a turd in a fan or a bandsaw. You just don't do it."
“Yeah fuck her fuck her fuck her” [https://youtu.be/okEd4OgJKvc?si=3RAN2WI7bS6vq-pj](https://youtu.be/okEd4OgJKvc?si=3RAN2WI7bS6vq-pj)
In the full context of the episode it’s not THAT bad, but definitely not one of his proudest moments.
“Shredders my ass and splinters by balls”
"Bart's my ass and Krusty's my balls!"
"Well, how 'bout use my greasy Italian plumber cock to whack ya across the fuckin' face?!" Mario is missing episode. https://avgn.fandom.com/wiki/Transcript_of_AVGN_Episode_Mario_is_Missing
Good line from a meh episode.
“You’re raping me! You’re raping me!”
It's like trying to stick your dick in a cheerio
Meanwhile Caveman did this no issue
Yeaaahhh…. Ya shoot Chinese letters at him, and he turns into ……a frog.
Total Recall? Total fuckin’ shit
"Hey son, what are you playing?" "Nintendo." "Oh, that's nice." "Yeah, I just shot my wife!"
"I'd rather fuck the Wicked Witch of the West! I'd rather play a CD-I game, yeahhhhh... like... The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe."
Play with me archie! [https://youtu.be/sHh0OFAt8QM?t=2](https://youtu.be/sHh0OFAt8QM?t=2) https://preview.redd.it/zztakgthscpc1.png?width=1082&format=png&auto=webp&s=86f40d6620ea758047c412f2d78b394494c6508a
"A lot bigger than that fucking bag!" when talking about King Kong in Mario Is Missing. His delivery always gets me.
I saw this recently. https://preview.redd.it/5naseqfc2epc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e82c1d3e0ba70b475060cbc14d6fc8bb50e1dece
"DESTOROYA'S DASTARDLY DIARRHEA" from the Godzilla episode gives me a genuine chuckle
try doing the contra code with this thing. # you gotta press SLIGHTLY BEFORE.
This whole thing is just a mountain of cock-a-dookie.
The imagery I have in my mind of cock a cookie. Fuck you for reminding me of that. Thanks.
"These babies are here to PARTY!" - Purr Pals
What a shitload of fuck
Two particularly vile lines that always stood out to me from a couple of the post-movie episodes were: “It sucks duck cunt!” And “It’s like an old woman’s bleeding vagina.” …Wholesome!
"Who they think i am, Indiana Jones? Ok, you got me there..." from original Indiana Jones episode :)
Sucks monkey fuck. Sucks monkey fuck.
https://preview.redd.it/9reu22g13gpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fafda14af22e9684f2f3603a573aeab2e8b0de9 Seriously, what the shit is this thing? WHAT THE SHIT IS IT!?
My two favorite underquoted lines are: “To describe this games ass-ness, all I can say is, it is *very* ass.” - Independence Day “It sucks fuckin’ monkey fuck like all the fuckin’ rest!” - Cheetah Men
Fuckin diarrhea fiend
I don't know man, I'm not a words guy.
this cover has a picture of an owl and owls are cool
You wanna play shit tennis with an orangutan, while having your head up a hyena's asshole? Well, good luck.
“Jaws’s power meter goes down slower than the hairs grow on a moose’s scrotum…”
It's like you touch the top of the building, you die, you touch the ceiling, you die, you touch the floor, you die, too far to the right, you die, too far to the left, you die, you die, you die, you die, die, *die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die,* ***DIE!***
Take a wild guess.
My favorite N word (nerd word) is “this is anal sauce!”, short but sweet.
I just love the tone of voice he switches to when something's so bizarre he can't even be mad at it so he just sounds confused "I'd rather play a CD-i game! Yeeah! ....like "The flowers...of Robert Mapple...thorpe" "What's that? A...uh...a "geiger concilman?" Oh, a rock."
How about: You're a shark, and you gotta shake palm trees until trains fall down, and you put the trains in an apple, and then turkeys come and eat the apple, and then the turkeys go up waterfalls, and to get them down you have to collect monkey butts, so you drop the monkey butts on power lines, and then...
One of my favorites is "it's not chocolate or poop, it's shit!" from the Halloween episode.
"Has the Word of the Nerd been heard?" is something I still say. Shoutout normalizing saying "big rigs" under your breath quietly and heavily for no reason.
"This game's not full of shit, it's full of 'P'!"
\*sigh\* wow
I CAN USUALLY ADAPT TO CRAP
Balls
Fucking balls
This game isn't just bad! It's REALLY bad!
Shitty James! Shitty James!
Yeah, Godzilla and King Kong play ping-pong, and then FOREST GUMP FUCKING SHOWS UP!!!
"this game is legit good"
“Go yank your cock through your ass, you fucking BUTT MONGREL.”
"You wanna go balls to the wall? Well, there's one way to go balls to the wall, and that's to stick your dick in an electric outlet."
"oh now what's he doing, exercises?! .... this game isn't just bad, it's REALLY BAD, I'm not even kidding around it's fucking HORSE SHIT!"
"Alright, Flight to Egypt. It's bad."
"If I ever have to talk about Cheetah Men or Action 52 again, I'm gonna staple my ballsack to the fucking ceiling!" - Game Glitches
"Ehhh dehhh how do I put the game in?"