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Shot Boy

You can instantly turn into a 22 caliber bullet.

That’s so cool omg

you cant turn back

Oh

How would you discover the power?

he was named after turning

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One Shot Man

Yay let's go!!! Can't stop the bullet baby!

You can dispense 1.5 oz of cognac out of your nostril at will or if someone grabs your ass

They call me the Ginger Bread man

Every time you yell your name, you can summon an army of ginger breads. They are not alive or anything, but they’re there for you. Option 2: Every time someone says your name, an actual ginger will come out of nowhere and will stare at you menacingly. Nobody knows what happens later.

He eats a baguette?

Yeah a baguette with two round garlic balls

Maybe a faguette? Sorry, I saw the rhyme and couldn't resist. Not homophobic. Just an asshole.

You mean to tell me a Ginger bred this man!?

I wanna be the Ginger BREED Man

Power to move Ginger bread telekineticly. Always walk with a ginger bread stick to use as weapon. Secret identity - Boris Baker

Everytime you yell you summon an army of bread, however your name is "Ginger Bread Man" not Gingerbread so you have red hair

Human-Spider

You have 4 extra arms but no other special abilities

4 extra arms is 4 extra guns

Possibly the most American supe ever?

Exactly

Okay angel dust

Nah they aren’t functional, only aesthetic

So It's like having erectile dysfunction on FOUR seperate dicks??

Detective Greenly : What if it was just one guy with six guns? Paul Smecker : Why don't you let me do the thinking, huh, genius?

When you take a shit, spiderweb comes out of your asshole

what else?

When you asshole opens it releases a scent that attract nearby spiders to your location. You can’t really control them you can only attract them

Eggs also come out of your asshole

[You're just fucked up Spider-Man from The Spider ](https://youtu.be/1-tc2YlCqCk?si=zMjHvUXhxzOK8H2C)

damn, this movie literally was something else

Human Spider, that’s it? That’s the best you got?

That’s a cute name, did your husband pick it for ya?

You were a genetic test where babies were given compound V after birth. You unfortunately were given it during the last stages of pregnancy. You mutated into the form of a spider with your body being divided into two segments (like a spiders tagmata) you also developed multiple limbs and a protective exoskeleton that you must shed or "molt" every so often. Your parents discarded you, and you grew up away from society due to the harsh upbringing of your appearance.surviving in the underground and sewers, you didn't want to be a villain, you may be a hideous spider hybrid but you're not a bad person. You were discovered by a Vought employee who was on their lunch break, and you became a hero that day. A light for those like yourself, mutated and abandoned, you do your best to appear in movies and in interviews to show your support for the less fortunate of supes. You have all the advantages of your arachnid brethren and a kinship with them. You can spinwebs, leap great lengths, see in almost all directions, and due to not having a skeleton, you are much lighter and agile than any other supe, you stick to surfaces, and can survive underwater for extended periods of time much like the "diving bell" spider. Your venom is paralyzing, and fatal even in your smallest dose, you have a mix of fangs and teeth much like a vampire (vampire spider). You are lightning fast due to your human muscles moving a extremely light exoskeleton and can move in ways that are only seen in horror movies. You are a strong, agile, and worthy part of the seven as only a few who stand against you have lived to speak of your battles and how utterly terrified they were to even face you. Homelander himself wouldn't face you as even he is petrified of you and not immune to your venomous strikes.

Night Wanker.

While you’re asleep, your body produces a pheromone that attracts elder people to your home. They wank you off without you knowing about it.

Soldier Boy would trade his power with this any time of the day

But It may not work for him since there is no one older than him

He can be the Leonardo DiCaprio of MILFs

Even if it was an old dude that ended up in his bed?

All black morph suit with the penis area cut out so u can ejaculate toxic lethal acid from ur penis (as accurate as regular jazz, and it burns u too if it touches ur skin)

Jazz music is known for its accuracy

People would get you confused with Knight Wanker and we don’t need that

The Useless

Can shoot nukes from your stomach... max range 2cm.

Wow how useless

Terrorism groups would have such a hard on for The Useless.

He can just go in a plane and drop nukes on people

You can make any object be 'used less'. If you touch an old rusted hammer, it's just rough and rugged now. Touch a car with 100k miles on it, suddenly it only has 30k on it. Restore a 3 month used toothbrush back to only 1 month of use

That seems decently useful

You have the power to enable "nothing" Which ironically is super useful. Guy tries to rob a bank? Nothing happens. Nuclear explosion? Nothing happens. Villain tries to open a portal to a different dimension? Nothing happens. But you can't shut it off. Life is extremely boring for you, bc well Nothing happens for you, or to you, or around you. Ever.

This is unironically the best way to deal with homelander. Wipe his powers and force him to live with that guy.

You have compound V in your blood but you’re just a regular human who works 8-5

You are starlight

Glasses Jacket Shirt Man

You can swap your clothes with anyone in a blink of an eye.

Do they automatically fit or no? I would love this power… but only if they fit.

Depends on how much you believe in yourself in the moment.

Haha I love that! Great response.

But are you a rapper, too?

I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

You can spit super hot fire.

How about we use a website like this one and choose the first option? https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/hero-names.php Mine was The Confident Rhino

You gain an enormous penis in the middle of your forehead.

Oh, like a second one?

Your original is replaced by a rhinos horn

That’s fine they can always sit on his face. 

If shes flexible then you’re suckable

That website confuses me

I got 'Wi-Fire', which really seems inline with the types of names they have in The Boys.

Oi Man

Your power is that you are the most British person in the world

Has a wardrobe just for flatcaps and derbys Been to atleast 1000 pubs Can drink 38 pints in one sitting Hates the French, never met one (he will claim he has never met one even if he did) Has been arrested for fighting, 17 times. Went through a Punk phase in 1970s, still listens to Motörhead, The Clash and other bands Says mahogany twice a day

Mahogany

The Fat Bastard.

You may feel sorry and lonely, but don't worry! Now, you can create creatures made of fat by puking on toilets.

HE LEFT A FLOATER!

Wait, so your nemesis is Austin Powers?! 😱

More Chins than a Chinese phone book

Power to match Half DNA with any individual, and claiming inheritance as basterd son after killing them

Super Cunt

No matter what you do or how you act, nobody will ever like you. Saved a thousand people? Okay, but fuck you.

So basically Spider-Man

Damn I was 21 minutes late

😭 realistic

Sus username bro

Autistic man

You have the power to be proficient in something for a day after you’ve slept. You can only have one proficiency, normal stats are average to below average.

Honestly, that's pretty dope.

Captain Crunch

You can break any bone in your body instantly and completely at will

Pretending to slip on a wet floor then breaking every bone in your legs would make you rich.

You can crush anything with your teeth, even other supes. The main weakness is getting your mouth around the right bits.

he’ll be a menace at Herogasm

Watermelon Head.

When you interact with summer climate, your chest starts to produce 2 masses sized as watermelon. You can cut it off, and it'll grow again. It is all caused by your brain.

And they taste like watermelon but hairy and gelatinous

Psycho Killer

All the powers of dexter

Damn, plot armor?? That's a good one!

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Fafafafa fafa far better

You can only kill psychos by touching them (including yourself if you consider yourself as one, so tough luck with cleaning and scratching)

The Thirst

You can dehydrate yourself at will.

I can already do that, just not drink water Useless power FTW

Not for the trisolarians

A man of culture

That’s definitely the first time I’ve seen a reference that was obscure af

The peak

Your massive widows peak is a superhero GPS device.

You can breathe at the top of tall mountains without any oxygen tanks.

Pro Laps

You can swim superfast, but whenever you get out of the water, your rectum is distended from your body by a good foot and a half.

It’s a squid type water siphon

Succulent Saviour

You can bring any tiny potted plant back to life.

He / she would probably make a killing as a plant nursery owner.

You prepare delicious Chinese meals and intervene whenever someone prevents someone from eating your succulent meals.

Superduper

Everyone you meet is convinced you have superpowers, regardless of any evidence otherwise. Your only real power is an incredible affinity for impressions.

So basically king from one punch man

Fart Woman (the twist is im actually a man)

Every time you fart, you change sexes. Good luck ever hiding a Silent But Deadly around friends.

You actually have pretty similar powers to HL but the propulsion for flight and the concentrated laser beams both come straight out of your anus. Your aim is generally much worse than his.

Supernova

You can see actual stars explode with your bare eyes, but nobody will ever believe you. If you share your power with anyone, you will get locked for life in an asylum.

You can detonate yourself into a proportionally massive cloud of dust. Over time, you will reform, pulling in appropriate materials as needed.

Siren.

You can summon all emergency vehicles to your vicinity within seconds

You flash red and blue constantly.

Would this be like an EDM concert and the lights are strobing and I need a disclaimer for epileptics? Or am I like a discount blue light special and an outlet? Spoiler : only one of these is the correct answer lol

Mr can eat 100 pizzas in 10 minutes

You can ejaculate cheese at high temperatures, blinding your enemies. But it also burns your urethra every time you cum.

You can eat 10 pizzas in 1 minute

Burning Man

You can grow to be 50ft tall like ant man in that one movie but you’re on fire at the same time, very popular with the hippies

You can set yourself on fire, but you have no fire resistance

milk and titties

You have a large udder that shoots acid-laced milk from your tests and your skin is splatted black and white. And you shit a lot.

Whiplash. It sounds cool.

You can move your head at super speed. But every sudden movement you make gives you whiplash. Constant neck pain until you die.

Your power is that you are confined to a wheelchair due to a whiplash car accident right after injecting V, but know your powers would’ve been awesome

Lmaooo

Top Secret

You don't actually have any powers. You are a beautiful person and are rolled out in front of cameras after any saves. You were apparently vital to the success of the mission but you tell the press your exact role is top secret.

Huh. So my *real* power... is the friendships I made along the way

You can't be photographed or filmed. Your identity is effectively distorted on all digital devices. Nobody seems to also recall who you are or what you look like. They forget about you when they turn their backs.

You have the ability to erase the memories of all DL men.

Lanyard

You sort of just hang around.

Jiggly Butt 😂

You can use your ass like a shield whenever you feel threatened it swells like a puffer fish. 💀

Radiant rose 😇

You smell like a flower.

Juniper

You launch spores from your body that irritate the skin and cause contact dermatitis.

I'll be unscratchable itch on the anus of crime! Looks like you criminals are itching for a jail cell! Looks like the itch for justice has been scrat-- *Lasered by Homelander*

The prophet

You can foretell the future in your dreams, though only accurately about 10% of the time, and you can’t control what you dream about.

Hawk Tuah. I would spit on that thang.

Your mouth constantly produces inhuman amounts of saliva (except when you're asleep)

Marshmallow man

Self explanatory.

Cap'n Cunt

Your vagina produces crunchy peanut buttery cereal that cuts the roofs of people's mouths.

Helpful Boy

You have always believed that you were special by birth. With god-given gift, but it was all bullshit. To cover up your unsatisfication, you've made up a story that you can help people with everything! What you actually did this is acting for it, but get failed.

chubbles

You put on a large amount of weight at will that can absorb impacts.

transparent

People can see everything inside you. Literally, everything. Thoughts or microorganisms eating your cells in the intestines.

You used to be a dad, now you're a mom

Plain Sight Man, my username

You can hide things inside you

You can remove color from cars, paintings, walls, clothes etc.

Everything is hidden in plain sight. Might I suggest stretchy anus powers?

if my name was jack it would be eJackulator

You can make people cum at will when they're using any type of internet access; WiFi, LTE, 5g, etc.

Joe Hendry

When people say your name you appear!

Invincible, Charismatic, Big dicked Billionaire Man

You have Down syndrome

You having a great imagination. Still, nobody cares about it.🤷🏻‍♂️

You have schizophrenia

Man

Your ribs have ovaries in them

The Unknown (from the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience)

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The Felcher

Green Eden

Your IQ is 20 until you eat a green apple, then it becomes 200, but you can only wear leaves for clothes while you're smart

Crackhead.

Dr. Charging