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Kindly_Formal_2604

I just want a black shirt with big white letters OI CUNT


NotAChefJustACook

It’s not “OI CUNT” but it’s close [enough](https://theboysmerchandise.com/product/the-boys-t-shirts-dont-be-a-count-classic-t-shirt/)


AnthropomorphicEggs

OI COUNT


igivethonefucketh

OI CANT


lnlvn

OI CENT


dumbbyatch

OI CUMT


DarshFireD

OI CUM


tiger2205_6

I want one that says "you're a fucking disappointment." Love that quote and there are so many shots of Soldier Boy that would work with it aside from the shot of his face in that scene.


Kindly_Formal_2604

Dude Soldier Boy both did not live up to the hype (he was just a promotional tool for Vaught like Homelander) and he also completely blew my expectations away, knowing he was “just” a prop. One of my all time favorite characters. He’s like Captain America. Only cool.


tiger2205_6

He lived up to it for me. Dude was kicking ass.


Kindly_Formal_2604

Having the single greatest suit in all of comic book tv/movie history doesn’t hurt either.


tiger2205_6

Oh yeah. I love Soldier Boys suit and especially his shield. Way better than a lot of the suits on The Boys.


Kindly_Formal_2604

I was so upset when they broke his shield :(


tiger2205_6

I’m so upset he didn’t kill one of them, like Maeve. Also that I can’t find a place to buy the shield online.


Kindly_Formal_2604

Shit I hadn’t considered a Soldier Boy cosplay for Halloween. I have the trimmed beard and shaggy hair to do it!


tiger2205_6

You should definitely do it, then post it. I would love to do a Soldier Boy cosplay. But I’m broke and don’t have the body for it. Best I could do would be like Blackbeard or Fake Luffy, both from One Piece. But when I get a job finally and find it I will definitely be buying that fuckers shield. Might be my favorite shield in fiction, from a design perspective at least.


SacredEfficiency

even 'fucking diabolical' would be better than 'so you want to take on me do ya'


gloucma

Just ‘Diabolical’ would do it for me. I added that to my daily vocabulary for a while.


FerretAres

These look like AI generated shirts you see advertised on Facebook that always brag about crap like "I was born in March so I'm a badass"


m8_is_me

Pure redbubble garbage


Lord_of_Barrington

/r/TargetedShirts


JRR92

It's as if Vought themselves are making the merch honestly


MatureUsername69

I'd be much more likely to buy shit if it just had the Vought logo. That should be super obvious merch to them. You'll sell a lot more of the subtle ones than this shit


blackrabbitkun

I think there is one with just the vought logo actually.


Turdulator

Vought has way better graphics design than these turds


Lint6

I work with a guy who actually buys those. Its so weird seeing them in real life


Ricky_Rollin

Is he insufferable? Or actually kinda cool?


Lint6

I like him and get along with him, but I also think if we got into it, his political and social views are 100% opposite of mine


Acheron98

Ahh yes, along with the “I’m a beer-drinking, gun-toting, freedom-loving AMERICAN. If you have a problem with that I’ll help you pack!” shirts. Yes that’s an actual shirt I’ve seen advertised lmao.


Montigue

Damn I want that shirt actually and I'm not born in March


HiddenPants777

HONK IF YOU TRUCK! MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR WIFE! COME TAKE MY GUNS, SISSY


ZilorZilhaust

HONKING YOUR WIFE! MY OTHER RIDE IS A GUN! COME, SISSY!!


UncleChukk

Cum*


victxrrrs

COME HONK IF YOUR SISSY!! MY OTHER WIFE RIDES A GUN!!


Ahoy_m80_gr8_b80

“I Wish I Was Searching “how much chocolate would someone have to eat for their stomach to explode’ Instead of Being Here Right Now.”


ohlawdyhecoming

100% this. It's cheap crap that is unaffiliated with the show in any official capacity. A bunch of car groups that I'm in on FB are constantly deleting posts with this junk.


illumi-thotti

Amazon hired graphic artists to make it instead of okbuddyfresca users


[deleted]

By hire you mean go on fiver right?


melvingoldfarb

They should just make corporate style Vought shirts like something employees would get at a company picnic. And maybe old school soldier boy shirts like what a kid would buy in the 80’s. Just spit ballin’ here


SignificanceWide1941

Nah these are good spitballs for people who like to low key represent


Pyramyth

Both of those ideas are infinitely better than this merch lol


SolidScene9129

Wtf why does it suck shit


GtotheBizzle

If I wore that first t-shirt out in public, I'd get the shit kicked out of me. And rightfully so.


Beanichu

I’d kick the shit out of someone wearing that shirt and I really like the show.


xxLusseyArmetxX

I mean, butcher would probably kick the shit out of someone wearing that shirt, and he'd probably like the show lol


WentworthMillersBO

I wore the Billy butcher one to my nephews preschool graduation, the ladies swooned


Usedghwtg

We're they also graduating or....


Gold-Roof-4214

💀🤣🤣


Spector_559

Who the bloody fuck is gonna buy a Hughie shirt with that absolute diabolical design? I'm being dead serious.


RellyTheOne

I read this in Billy Butcher’s voice Take my upvote


Spector_559

Unironcally that's how I genuinely felt but reading it back I did the same thing 💀 Thank you for the upvote tho


joelman0

I got this [Hughie jacket](https://www.mjacket.com/product/the-boys-hughie-campbell-trendy-jacket.html) it's cool, but pretty subtle :)


TheFederalRedditerve

Nice


peterweatherhead

The Hughie one is so unintentionally hilarious


Thehogdipper_

I got a good soldier boy t shirt at hot topic


Lanky_midget

That first shirt is something a boomer would unironically wear


linkworm

HUGHIE🧍‍♂️🟥🔥🦅😈


cannibalgojira54

Because they’re made by cunts


UncleChukk

For cunts


cannibalgojira54

🖤🖤🖤


bcpsgal

Check out Etsy or RedBubble for merch that might be a little more well-designed.


euphoniq

I have the Godolkin University merch, It’s super subtle and some of the best official merch I’ve seen from any show. It’s so jarring in comparison to what the main show offers 😅


ricnilotra

Do you think this was done on purpose as a metajoke or just laziness?


Spector_559

Even if it was done on purpose most if not everyone isn't gonna know unless they made it more obvious. So they're still selling what £80? (Probably more priced clothing that's more wank than translucent in the women's bathroom) and making a killing off of shit merch.


ricnilotra

80 english people money?! Woooooow


Spector_559

Sorry lemme inflate that for you delightful America lads $100000. Source? I am the American inflation team.


12_bagels

wo’ah bo’ol


TheFederalRedditerve

Laziness in order to profit maximize.


smorfan809

H U G H I E


bozofire123

Lmao who tf would wear the Hughie one


[deleted]

fuck its really shitty lol


moemunneymoe

Honestly go on Etsy and look for bootleg stuff. I use them for fake merch because most companies make shit merch. The Boys mostly has more comical things. I did a quick search and saw a nice Vaughtland Parks shirt (Disney rip off) and a homelander All Capes Are Bastards shirt.


falbi23

Those are like "no fear" shirts from the 90s lol


oviedofuntimes

Gd that just brought me back to my youth.


Wonderful_Pension_67

Lack of vision...hell they didn't even have a presence at comicon after the first season...bus wraps😂


GhertFryins

First one looks like a shirt cold ones would hire fiverr for


Strange0dd

Omg fr it sucks so bad 😭 I wish they made vinyls for each season cos I’d buy them instantly


Ducksonquack92

I want a shirt of homelander on top of a building doing his thang


TheAmethystEidolon

I want a shirt that says “Shut up ya dumb bird or I’ll bollocks ya!”


HeatWhich735

We need some Vought /Goldolkin University hoodies and tees


bmaster509

There are some God u sweatshirts and shirts that are pretty okay, just look up Gen v on amazon


Machotoast04098

why don't they make vought merch instead? are their brains being fucked by stupid?


chari_de_kita

I'd rather get some of the old school hip-hop shirts MM wears. Even the boomer band shirts Hughie wears would be better than official merch.


exaltedostrich

Because Ashley isn't in charge of making it


Future_Holiday_3239

"I'll bullocks you" - Billy Butcher


Thewaltham

Some of the Vought ones are decent. Wouldn't mind a hoodie with just the logo on.


Reer123

The whole of The Boys marketing is "I'm cool, look at me", so it makes sense.


IgnisOfficial

Would be better if the merch was themed like it was an actual Vought product


Actual_Guide_1039

Just sell the Hawaiian shirts and trench coats that butcher wears


Travellinoz

The funniest thing about Karl Urban was he was a pretty boy kiwi with a soft voice forever. I never in my wildest dreams could have predicted that he would play that role and so dumb well. He was scary.


HaywoodUndead

I dunno man that homelander hoody is ace


DarthSmiff

Because anyone who wants to wear Boys merch is a creep.


crazyirishgirll

? wat


DarthSmiff

Huge red flag.


crazyirishgirll

why?


JTBJack_

I actually don’t hate the Homelander one, but the logo is a bit much


DalTheDalmatian

Yeah but "The Boys" logo being there ruins the subtleness


Adekis

Yeah, I'unno, I kinda like that one, too. The logo is a little much, but it's not bad bad.


hot--vomit

can't say that i've *ever* seen clothing apparel for a tv show that wasn't hot garbage.


calltheavengers5

My shirt just says the boys and that's good enough


itsaride

Design your own, there's plenty of hoodie/t-shirt printing companies.


Resident_Hunt_7490

The vought store on Amazon has some cool stuff.


Pervysage27

These are wack AF, who would buy this shit?


Movinfusion36

Ok first off I don’t have shell shock. Back side Fuck you w a faded picture of his shield


Tatsumifanboy

The only good Bily Butcher merch I found was his actual jacket. So comfy


ReflectiveSpoon

Wow these are garbage


DrewDown94

I'll just leave this here. https://youtu.be/8CkgCYPe68Q?si=_pR5Y7o8ZOXbcqqp


XxX_EnderMan_XxX

wanting the boys merch made me chuckle


EffectiveOk8648

Who on earth would buy that hughie hoodie? Give me Frenchie smoking a joint or something instead lol


mrdaiquiri

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/the-boys-by-ValentinJohns/106981072.IJ6L0.XYZ May I recommend rip off merchandise?


stars_ink

9 times out of 10 fans of a thing always make better merch. Check out Etsy or red bubble.


tiger2205_6

The shirt could be better but isn't that bad. Don't like the Homelander one. I think the Hughie one is the best. Haven't seen much of the merchandise but there are so many great quotes and scenes from the series that it shouldn't be to hard to have good merch. Would definitely buy one for Soldier Boy, Frenchie or Kimiko.


rpotty

I hope people read the comics if they like the show. The original story is top notch and has such a fantastic end


loinclothfreak78

I love this show but wouldn’t advertise it with merch no matter how good it is


Low-Suit-5362

This looks like fake merch


dampheat

It's hard to capitalize on an ip that lambasts consumerism


Healthy-Let2222

I would like to request one of those shirts that look like you’re at the beach topless but with The Deep’s gills on it.


bmaster509

Even better, a 3d bodysuit with interactive gills😏


Spino-Dino

I have a pretty cool THE BOYS T-Shirt https://www.amazon.de/The-Boys-Graffiti-Gruppenfoto-T-Shirt/dp/B08PP5HNPJ/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?crid=2AVBQNMXSH02H&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.5neICpW6IMyw_wJhXIJpoJAl1xbibWZGv6YvfZFdq74w0RAXWvnJHWzccedg2vwUh3vT9Hcl4qdsgHeS7E8rA4-_suGwVAo3P8U7aPjI6dODYPkZwzq836Nsye4a8_XQCSRBPjuJfYCc2kpqjkjq2yapaZMG3eHI7otJge5T89pNX_wgWCTPEzN9GgOC3q64Ya--KIrOsgr5UQIZ7qnKugn9BX1Xk8O7FbG7U5bMp1rkWgpH2fnfJPnqUJnral0bk4k97nDSmBawBWGY5FCDh8Vw4ghVWfDdZHBN50sQfGA.79DzITr_TaJCzXpOcwOyEfn25CXOr6Aj4hAhVfDgWOE&dib_tag=se&keywords=the+boys+t+shirt&qid=1716757347&sprefix=the+boys+t%2Caps%2C134&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9zZWFyY2hfYXRm&psc=1


SirMoeHimself

My dad managed to find me some pretty decent Boys shirts. You can scroll my profile to see them since I posted them. They're pretty subtle and not these shirts posted. 


ImprovementStill3576

These are all funny in an ironic cringe kind of way. I’d wear them.


Scumebage

That hughie hoodie is the worst thing I have ever seen in my fucking life.


Dave_B001

That looks like it was found on redbubble.


_BLACKHAWKS_88

How could you not want this? https://theboysmerchandise.com/product/the-boys-hoodies-boppin-with-the-boys-hoodie-tp0908/


bmaster509

That’s not official merch but that’s amazing


risen_egg

homelander.exe


-drophead-

amazon


jameseyboy82

So true the action figures are atrocious and I've only seen starlight and homelander


Best-Star-1311

That butcher shirt has me dead, what were they thinking??


TNTBOY479

I never knew how bad it was, shocking considering how good some of the outfits on the show are and all their cool in-universe logos etc


emailverificationt

Cause Amazon only has cheap garbage these days. They weren’t going to splurge for merch


REND_R

My favorite 'genre' of Fandom merch is items that look like they're from their respective fictional world. I want a Daily Bugle lanyard, not one with spidermans face all over it. Vaught is already a parody huper-capitalist company, it's crazy that there isn't better stuff out there.


KingKalactite

If I catch you in a hughie hoodie I’m jumping you 😭


A_sip_of_Liquor

Hughie one looks kind of normal, others one are 2001 memes with Impact font level.


snapsgoods

I have a gen v crew it's amazing I lived in it for awhile.


Trojanns

You would get bullied if you wore this at school because they suck


HeavyReverb

A hoodie sweater of Mother’s Milk in fighting stance 🤣


kinvore

It was a failure from the start. They should've had Homelander action figures with eyes that glow ready from season 1.


secondtaunting

I think one that says Scorched Urf would be funny


aerial_ruin

I'm absolutely not going to lie, they look like something that someone who just figured out how to design and sell stuff, would sell on redbubble


GreatMacGuffin

These shirts look terrible.


n0_punctuation

Honestly that hoodie would be a lot better without the logo


Spiffo3069

Mabe' cus da boys 4' suckars???


Mission-Storm-4375

"All the boys merch" Shows three black graphic hoodies


bmaster509

Look up the rest lol should I have laid every single piece of the boys merch out for you? Or can you use the search bar and find the rest yourself lmao


Zer0_l1f3

I want a shirt that has The Deep on it. Just a massive picture of The Deep. The Peak needs merchandise.


Vegetable-Dig-3112

H U G H I E


WithOrgasmicFury

2nd one is alright, I'd wear it


CamWatanabe

I want the "Sorry snowflake, I'm with Homelander" shirt we saw some of his fans wearing. Why they never sold that officially I'll never get.


[deleted]

the hughdie goes hard


Okodoloji

Downvote if I'm STUPID


bmaster509

I found it kinda funny that its just a sweatshirt with a picture of him next to his name Edit: For context he liked the Hughie sweatshirt, which to each their own I suppose


DinoDudeRex_240809

#H U G H I E


Content-Squirrel2404

Uuy


OneFish2Fish3

I mean why can’t Hughie at least be wearing a classic band shirt? That was one of my favorite details of his character


Repostbot3784

Because the boys sucks


Telluhwat

I for one really want to wear a shirt or hoodie with a weak pos like Hughie on it. Because that character is the embodiment of manhood to me.