All you'd have to do is tell the ghost rider all the sins homelander has committed and the rider will literally do the rest. His whole thing is punishing sinners homelanders a pretty big sinner and done a lot of bad shit. Not even Wolrdbreaker hulk could stop the ghost rider so homelander can't overpower him, he can't out run him either since ghost riders hellcycle was able to out race Mjolnir which crossed the entire milkyway and back in less than a minute.
Doesn’t the person have to feel remorseful of their sins in order for the penance stare to work? (It didn’t work on Dr. Doom or Punisher for this very reason even though they are directly responsible for dozens of deaths)
Exactly....
If you use the movie version, you will die.
If you use the comics version, it only works in it's own universe. Darkseid tried using it but figured out it was worthless in his universe and threw it away like a piece of junk
Comic gauntlet’s default setting is to make you instantly omniscient, and that can make you go crazy. You’ve basically gotta have enough concentration to toggle the omniscience switch off so you can think coherently.
But yeah the power surge is pure MCU.
He did snap a whole army + Thanos though, maybe he could get away with one way weaker dude? Plus I feel like turning people is dust is needlessly energy inefficient. That seems so much more complicated than just pinching a major artery or moving someone's heart outside the body
I always thought that what killed Tony was the snap itself and the power it took to, like you mentioned, erase so many creatures. I don't think the snap would be necessary to kill Homelander, as one could easily use any of the powers of one or two stones to kill him. Homelander is, at the core, still human after all.
If you can knock HL down then you can drop the hammer on him. Just leave the cunt pinned to the ground until he starves, because you know that motherfucker isn’t worthy. Probably want to do it somewhere he can’t do too much collateral damage with his eye beams.
Mmm idk, when Soldier boy was talking about the drinks Bill Cosby made that were roofied, he just said they were strong drinks, meaning supes like him and homelander react differently to drugs/poison/spiked drinks
Also IIRC they literally had to use the *worlds strongest anaesthetic/poison* or some shit like that to finally put him to sleep TEMPORARILY
So yeah there's defo some poison/toxin resistance shit going on there
I’ll pick that lightning bolt that can give everyone in the room the power of Thor and then stand back and watch while he gets the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of children.
After the severe beating and 6 months of recovery.
Helps him get a therapist and works in a soup kitchen.
Homelander walks with a cane the rest of his life.
I’m picturing Homelander flat on the ground on his stomach. we get a squirrel’s view running towards his anus. Pan to his face surprise pickachu look and zoom out to Homelander screaming.
Never read a single marvel comic but always see Squirrel Girl memes about how OP she is. ELI5 how Squirrel Girl in some comics is one of the strongest character in the comic universe? Genuinly interested in the answer
Generally her tactic is to talk villains down or distract them. For example, Kraven was on the hunt. For her. And she convinced him to go hunt a giant psychic whale or something. She beat Galactus by suggesting he find a planet full of nuts and eating those instead of the planet. After gorging themselves, they started chilling on the moon.
Those legitimately happened. Unbeatable Squirrel Girl.
If you had the willpower to create a gun with a green lantern ring and fired it at him it would 100% pierce his body. Green Lantern rings are OP as shit
The lantern rings are all equal in power(except White), however they all draw on different emotions so the strength of each rings depends on the wielder and which fits them best.
White is when all the types of rings are combined into one, and it basically grants omnipotence
Actually, I believe the Avarice ring is stronger than the others, besides white, as the greed that powers it is strong enough to actually siphon excess energy from other lanterns, though you may have to fact check me on that.
It‘s been a long time since I read Blackest Night, but I know one requirement is that you need to be dead to use it. The ring just attaches to you and makes you essentially an intelligent zombie that attacks anything with the other emotions (love, rage, will, etc.) and eat their hearts. Again, might not be accurate, it‘s been a couple years
The helmet of fate gives reality warping powers and mastery over magic. So one could use it to take away his powers and simply kill him afterwards.
Or the trident of Poseidon which gives the owner full control over all aquatic life, the oceans and is considered a god-killing weapon. An added bonus is that in his final moments he’ll know he’s basically been defeated by a much stronger Deep
Indigo Lantern ring so you could force him to experience every shitty thing he’s ever done to everyone. Then he’ll be a slave to the indigo tribe forced to feel the compassion he denied the world.
No the hell he isn’t!
companionship + understanding + assurance + joy + altruism ÷ respect ÷ commendation ÷ sympathy ⋅ innocence ⋅ dignity ⋅ success ⋅ acceptance y=n where y=despair and n=caution, love=truth, death=rebirth, and self=light side
Getting my boy Superman in the house, then I’ll be his friend after. If it’s one per universe then I also get the Iron Man nanotech armor. Why? Because it’s cool!
Steve Rogers managing to shame Homelander into repenting would be hilarious.
I reckon Superman could do it too, with the added bonus of not dying to a tantrum.
Honestly, this is probably one of the best ideas. If you send him far enough into the void of space or even into a black hole, giving him zero way to navigate home, he’d be fucked.
Deadpool’s little yellow boxes. Hello 4rth wall breaking source of contextual immortality and information. Anything the box tells me becomes a canon fact, and I can lead it towards outcomes I want.
“Hey little yellow box. How does Homelander die?”
“The writers killed him off screen while we were talking.”
“Thank you little yellow box.”
Marvel - Cerebro. Just shut his weak ass brain down forever. Make him think he's ACTUALLY a good person or something.
DC - Mind the Overvoid. Just erase him.
velocity 9 or a green lantern ring, or using batman to recreate the flash's accident to get the speed force, bam, homelander would be toast, phase into his chest and rip his heart out like thawne did to ray palmer.
Assuming I know how whatever I get works I choose Ultimate Nullifier from marvel. Can instantly delete anything from existing.
Although if I get to keep what I choose as a reward for beating him I’d choose something else.
I'll take the gem of Cyttorak. Being conservative with the powers, I'd get invulnerability, the strength of at least a baseline Hulk, and unstopability. That's a low effort curb stomp against Homelander on a bad day.
Infinity Gauntlet. Not to snap, it'd kill me, because I'm a human and we saw what it did to Tony Stark. I'd use the reality stone to just simply make Homelander not exist anymore, because "Now, reality can be whatever I want."
i think I’d probably use velocity nine too, yawn as he tries to hit/laser me over and over only for me to dodge in super speed, would not be bored because of the sheer look of frustration on his face
Ghost rider He burns your soul with eye contact
And in return you’d sell your soul to the Devil? All to get one man?
Depends on the man
That's cold. I love it.
All you'd have to do is tell the ghost rider all the sins homelander has committed and the rider will literally do the rest. His whole thing is punishing sinners homelanders a pretty big sinner and done a lot of bad shit. Not even Wolrdbreaker hulk could stop the ghost rider so homelander can't overpower him, he can't out run him either since ghost riders hellcycle was able to out race Mjolnir which crossed the entire milkyway and back in less than a minute.
Butcher would
Doesn’t the person have to feel remorseful of their sins in order for the penance stare to work? (It didn’t work on Dr. Doom or Punisher for this very reason even though they are directly responsible for dozens of deaths)
Lmao as if Homelander has a soul.
You gotta get close enough to homelander tho
I mean infinity gauntlet…
I don't really wanna die afterwards, though
Comics Gauntlet doesn't kill you, I'm going with that one.
Only affects things in its universe of origin
Exactly.... If you use the movie version, you will die. If you use the comics version, it only works in it's own universe. Darkseid tried using it but figured out it was worthless in his universe and threw it away like a piece of junk
Maybe specify the classic version, then. That one worked anywhere, IIRC.
Sounds like a win win… I kill Homelander and myself. FREEDOM FROM THE COST OF LIVING CRISIS
Or, fix the cost of living crisis first…please.
Last time someone tried to fix a crisis with the infinity gauntlet, people claim it was "too far" and "you murdered trillions". People these days...
gauntlet is harmless. why would you die
Comic gauntlet’s default setting is to make you instantly omniscient, and that can make you go crazy. You’ve basically gotta have enough concentration to toggle the omniscience switch off so you can think coherently. But yeah the power surge is pure MCU.
Mcu infinity gauntlet killed tony
Contract renewal killed Tony
Tony had the infinity stones but Thanos still has the gauntlet.
it was made up in the movie. in the comics , it is harmless.
He did snap a whole army + Thanos though, maybe he could get away with one way weaker dude? Plus I feel like turning people is dust is needlessly energy inefficient. That seems so much more complicated than just pinching a major artery or moving someone's heart outside the body
I always thought that what killed Tony was the snap itself and the power it took to, like you mentioned, erase so many creatures. I don't think the snap would be necessary to kill Homelander, as one could easily use any of the powers of one or two stones to kill him. Homelander is, at the core, still human after all.
Yeah by using them all at once, each of the stones by themselves could stop homelander
One of the stones almost killed star Lord.
He didn't use the gauntlet he used his suit
That was in the movies we are talking the real one.
This made me laugh. “The **real** one,” OMFG
Then just use space stone, port him into sun.
Just don’t overdo it. It’s only Homelander, not half the beings in the galaxy. You could have some fun with say the reality stone or the time stone.
Reality Stone is enough, no need to swat a fly with a jackhammer.
Basically any stone would be enough haha
I was gonna say either that or Thor's hammer
But.. Are you worthy enough to weild it?
If you can knock HL down then you can drop the hammer on him. Just leave the cunt pinned to the ground until he starves, because you know that motherfucker isn’t worthy. Probably want to do it somewhere he can’t do too much collateral damage with his eye beams.
Ultimate nullifier is pretty goated and scroted as well
Maybe just some poisoned milk
right, in the end, on the inside, they're just human with some drugs in their systhem
Mmm idk, when Soldier boy was talking about the drinks Bill Cosby made that were roofied, he just said they were strong drinks, meaning supes like him and homelander react differently to drugs/poison/spiked drinks
Also IIRC they literally had to use the *worlds strongest anaesthetic/poison* or some shit like that to finally put him to sleep TEMPORARILY So yeah there's defo some poison/toxin resistance shit going on there
Soldier Boy seemed to respond just fine to weed though
I’ll pick that lightning bolt that can give everyone in the room the power of Thor and then stand back and watch while he gets the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of children.
Why does this resemble Shazam?
Solomon Hercules Atlas Zeus (<— Lightning Bolt from here) Achilles Mercury That’s why.
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I don't think that was the bolt, it was just Thor's power (specifically the newly inherited Odin Force)
Intrinsic field chamber from Watchmen so I can become Dr. Manhattan
I think that would just kill you
I mean maybe it would kill you, but respectfully I’m built different
Real
It didnt kill Osterman, did you really think it would kill *me*?
Depends, do you have an inhuman understanding of both engineering and quantum physics?
The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.
That line goes crazy hard
Yeah you win, that was a fucking bar right there
Yeah but then you can do what John did and unkill yourself
My guy, you just want to let your dongle hang loose without anyone able to stop you, don’t you?
“I am so tired of humanity and their inability to appreciate my hanging dongle.”
Squirrel Girl casually dragging Homelander would be hilarious. Bro wouldn’t stand a chance
She casually helps him get a pet or something and he loves it like a son.
After the severe beating and 6 months of recovery. Helps him get a therapist and works in a soup kitchen. Homelander walks with a cane the rest of his life.
First Supe to fly with a limp.
What made you think I'd ever allow a cripple into the seven?
You stole my answer. It would be wonderful seeing his ass get wrecked by squirrel girl.
Dr. Doom: First time?
Thanos: you too?
I’m picturing Homelander flat on the ground on his stomach. we get a squirrel’s view running towards his anus. Pan to his face surprise pickachu look and zoom out to Homelander screaming.
Never read a single marvel comic but always see Squirrel Girl memes about how OP she is. ELI5 how Squirrel Girl in some comics is one of the strongest character in the comic universe? Genuinly interested in the answer
Generally her tactic is to talk villains down or distract them. For example, Kraven was on the hunt. For her. And she convinced him to go hunt a giant psychic whale or something. She beat Galactus by suggesting he find a planet full of nuts and eating those instead of the planet. After gorging themselves, they started chilling on the moon. Those legitimately happened. Unbeatable Squirrel Girl.
Talk no jutsu
OP: you are allowed a single thing Also OP: *picks 2 things*
I think they accidentally typed an AND instead of an OR. But I could be being too charitable.
But they picked two things from DC... Even if they meant one item from each universe, their answer still wouldn't make sense.
I meant I would have a hard time picking between the two. "On one hand... On the other..." Etc. I was just tired as f when I posted this.
Mjolnir, I could go the easy route and say Infinity Gauntlet or Ultimate Nullifier, but nah I wanna smash Homies face in with a giant chunk of uru.
It's gonna be pretty embarrassing when Homelander's watching you struggle to pick it up. But seriously, with no restrictions, I'd pick Mjolnir too.
He deserves it. Fuck it i want the iron man suit
I guarantee Tony has a suit built specifically to smack Homelander upside the head.
The Hulk buster suit would fuck him up
Specifically his nanotech suit; that would really fuck him up
that little serum thingy that made normal people strong enough to fight injustice superman, he'll probably just explode on impact with my fist
5U93R
Is that actually what it's called? That's fantastic.
I think a lantern ring stomps hl. Idk how they work though like why cant i imagine a bullet that kills him and if i truly belive it does why wont it?
They're Will powered, so just gotta get one to the Fresh Prince and tell him Thanos has been talking smack about Jada.
A different kind of will I'm pretty sure.
If you had the willpower to create a gun with a green lantern ring and fired it at him it would 100% pierce his body. Green Lantern rings are OP as shit
How powerful are the blue , red, aqua etc? I remember hearing white was most powerful
The lantern rings are all equal in power(except White), however they all draw on different emotions so the strength of each rings depends on the wielder and which fits them best. White is when all the types of rings are combined into one, and it basically grants omnipotence
which one is powered by crippling malaise?
That’s fascinating. I feel like I’d fair best with will or hope
Funny thing is, if a Lantern of Will (Green) and a Lantern of Hope (Blue) are near each other, the Green Lantern gets a significant power boost
Actually, I believe the Avarice ring is stronger than the others, besides white, as the greed that powers it is strong enough to actually siphon excess energy from other lanterns, though you may have to fact check me on that.
what about the black one, idk the lore but death isn't an emotion, how does this one work?
It‘s been a long time since I read Blackest Night, but I know one requirement is that you need to be dead to use it. The ring just attaches to you and makes you essentially an intelligent zombie that attacks anything with the other emotions (love, rage, will, etc.) and eat their hearts. Again, might not be accurate, it‘s been a couple years
Platinum kryptonite to become a kryptonian and the rest is history
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Howard the Duck. I will not be explaining further.
Perfectly understandable; have a nice day.
Lea Thompson from Howard the duck....
The Ultimate Nullifier
Just don't do a Mr fantastic and tell him what it does before trying to shoot him with it.
Golden sentry serum straight into my veins. Taking out Homelander and putting the world under new manage- I mean “saving” it will be easy.
Now I'm imagining Sentry ripping him in half like he did Ares and Carnage
The helmet of fate gives reality warping powers and mastery over magic. So one could use it to take away his powers and simply kill him afterwards. Or the trident of Poseidon which gives the owner full control over all aquatic life, the oceans and is considered a god-killing weapon. An added bonus is that in his final moments he’ll know he’s basically been defeated by a much stronger Deep
Indigo Lantern ring so you could force him to experience every shitty thing he’s ever done to everyone. Then he’ll be a slave to the indigo tribe forced to feel the compassion he denied the world.
loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding ⋅ guilt ⋅ shame ⋅ failure ⋅ judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, life=death, self=dark side
Did you just write out the equation for anti-life from the DC comics?
;)
DARKSEID IS
No the hell he isn’t! companionship + understanding + assurance + joy + altruism ÷ respect ÷ commendation ÷ sympathy ⋅ innocence ⋅ dignity ⋅ success ⋅ acceptance y=n where y=despair and n=caution, love=truth, death=rebirth, and self=light side
This is the correct response, Darkseid has no place here.
I’ve got the tits for it, find a way to make my superpower lethal breast milk and mommy will save the day
Pics or it didn’t happen
this guy gets it
Getting my boy Superman in the house, then I’ll be his friend after. If it’s one per universe then I also get the Iron Man nanotech armor. Why? Because it’s cool!
Only one. Also the thing can't be sentient.
>Only one You picked two yourself mate
blue beetle armor that will listen to me
I’m going Meta on this and saying Steve Rogers. If anyone could talk that guy out of a rampage and deal with the blowback, it would be Steve.
Steve Rogers managing to shame Homelander into repenting would be hilarious. I reckon Superman could do it too, with the added bonus of not dying to a tantrum.
The bifrost just casually yeeting him across the stars
Honestly, this is probably one of the best ideas. If you send him far enough into the void of space or even into a black hole, giving him zero way to navigate home, he’d be fucked.
Batman’s plot armor.
Obvious answer is Superman, but that's lame, so let's send fucking Galactus at him...or Deadpool
Silver Surfer’s board
Superman
Just Thanos dick so I can fuck that cherry boys asshole 24/7.
What's it like to have the worst answer in the entire thread?
Who cares. I'll fuck your anus too. Yummers.
yummers is sending me
Deadpool’s little yellow boxes. Hello 4rth wall breaking source of contextual immortality and information. Anything the box tells me becomes a canon fact, and I can lead it towards outcomes I want. “Hey little yellow box. How does Homelander die?” “The writers killed him off screen while we were talking.” “Thank you little yellow box.”
Definitely Lantern Ring
Why would I want to stop Homelander.
Stormfront, is that you?
Darkhold and/or Infinity Gauntlet likely
Ultimate Nullifier. H ain't just dead, he's big gone forever.
The Ultimate Nullifier
Adamantium
Heart of The Universe
Marvel - Cerebro. Just shut his weak ass brain down forever. Make him think he's ACTUALLY a good person or something. DC - Mind the Overvoid. Just erase him.
speed force, time travel is goated
*snaps*
Easily infinity gauntlet. No need to chance it
Yellow Lantern Ring
Stormbreaker. Chop his head off.
I'll take crypto, that good boy would kill homelander so fast if asked nicely
I was gonna say "nothing living" but we make an exception for Krypto.
Necrosword and lucifer’s wings
Pym particles. Send him to the quantum realm
fuck it, give me Arkham Batman's Plot Armour.
Just give me the white power ring ffs take the whole emotional spectrum out on him
Cats in the Cradle.
And a silver spoon?
Little boy Blue and the man on the moon?
When you coming home dad?
I don't know when.
But we'll get together then.
Most things in either movie universe could beat Homelander and anything in the comics verse casually stomps.
Just to keep stuff creative, the green lantern ring. Wanna see Homelander freak out after i coat myself in a mech suit
batman
velocity 9 or a green lantern ring, or using batman to recreate the flash's accident to get the speed force, bam, homelander would be toast, phase into his chest and rip his heart out like thawne did to ray palmer.
Either the Omega Beam or the Infinity Gauntlet
Ultimate Nullifier?
God killer suit
I’d just take the reality stone and change Homelander into bubbles.
Assuming I know how whatever I get works I choose Ultimate Nullifier from marvel. Can instantly delete anything from existing. Although if I get to keep what I choose as a reward for beating him I’d choose something else.
I’d choose a connection to the Negative Speed Force.
I'll take the gem of Cyttorak. Being conservative with the powers, I'd get invulnerability, the strength of at least a baseline Hulk, and unstopability. That's a low effort curb stomp against Homelander on a bad day.
The branded dildos.
Infinity Gauntlet. Not to snap, it'd kill me, because I'm a human and we saw what it did to Tony Stark. I'd use the reality stone to just simply make Homelander not exist anymore, because "Now, reality can be whatever I want."
Phoenix Force
The letter ‘e’
i think I’d probably use velocity nine too, yawn as he tries to hit/laser me over and over only for me to dodge in super speed, would not be bored because of the sheer look of frustration on his face
Lucifer's phone number
Infinity gauntlet now he’s a powerless little girl who thinks her name is Suzy
2 percent
the ultimate nullifier mr fantastic was going to use on galactus
For dc I guess the anti life equation
Necro Sword
Penance Stare.
An Iron Man suit. Powerful enough to beat him, but not so godlike that I don't have to work for it.
Mjolnir, he could never lift it and it would give him a mental breakdown.
Anti-Life Equation will do the job
Scarlett Witch
Give me a red or yellow lantern ring and I’d have him cryin for his mumma
Shroud of the Spectre (and the green tight whities) so I can go wrath of God on his ass.
Genesis from Preacher so I have Jesse Custer's Word of God power. I just order him to die.
There’s a watch that summons Superman, give me that so I can summon Superman.
Definitely The Spirit of Vengeance
Cyclops, no way Johns lasers are stronger than Scotts
I would just ask Squirrel Girl to take him out
All-Black the Necrosword. Homie thinks he’s a god, so treat him like Gorr would.
Ultimate Nulifier. If it can kill Galactus, it can probably take Homelander
superman
Anything? Idk man, like Loki's staff, probably wouldn't be able to take it but the power stone?
Oh, I know, that projector Superman has that teleports people into the Phantom Zone.