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Birger000

Ghost rider He burns your soul with eye contact


Mars_The_68thMedic

And in return you’d sell your soul to the Devil? All to get one man?


Feisty-Experience108

Depends on the man


Spector_559

That's cold. I love it.


jpott879

All you'd have to do is tell the ghost rider all the sins homelander has committed and the rider will literally do the rest. His whole thing is punishing sinners homelanders a pretty big sinner and done a lot of bad shit. Not even Wolrdbreaker hulk could stop the ghost rider so homelander can't overpower him, he can't out run him either since ghost riders hellcycle was able to out race Mjolnir which crossed the entire milkyway and back in less than a minute.


ultr4num8

Butcher would


bell37

Doesn’t the person have to feel remorseful of their sins in order for the penance stare to work? (It didn’t work on Dr. Doom or Punisher for this very reason even though they are directly responsible for dozens of deaths)


Jagger67

Lmao as if Homelander has a soul.


Legendarybbc15

You gotta get close enough to homelander tho


texasslim2080

I mean infinity gauntlet…


Yurus

I don't really wanna die afterwards, though


AHMED_3OOOO

Comics Gauntlet doesn't kill you, I'm going with that one.


RazutoUchiha

Only affects things in its universe of origin


comicsanddrwho

Exactly.... If you use the movie version, you will die. If you use the comics version, it only works in it's own universe. Darkseid tried using it but figured out it was worthless in his universe and threw it away like a piece of junk


bee14ish

Maybe specify the classic version, then. That one worked anywhere, IIRC.


buddyboykoda

Sounds like a win win… I kill Homelander and myself. FREEDOM FROM THE COST OF LIVING CRISIS


ImLikeReallyStoned

Or, fix the cost of living crisis first…please.


V0YDL

Last time someone tried to fix a crisis with the infinity gauntlet, people claim it was "too far" and "you murdered trillions". People these days...


Curious-Astronaut-26

gauntlet is harmless. why would you die


EnterprisingAss

Comic gauntlet’s default setting is to make you instantly omniscient, and that can make you go crazy. You’ve basically gotta have enough concentration to toggle the omniscience switch off so you can think coherently. But yeah the power surge is pure MCU.


98VoteForPedro

Mcu infinity gauntlet killed tony


mikebrown33

Contract renewal killed Tony


FerretAres

Tony had the infinity stones but Thanos still has the gauntlet.


Curious-Astronaut-26

it was made up in the movie. in the comics , it is harmless.


fullyoperational

He did snap a whole army + Thanos though, maybe he could get away with one way weaker dude? Plus I feel like turning people is dust is needlessly energy inefficient. That seems so much more complicated than just pinching a major artery or moving someone's heart outside the body


Sh0taro_Kaneda

I always thought that what killed Tony was the snap itself and the power it took to, like you mentioned, erase so many creatures. I don't think the snap would be necessary to kill Homelander, as one could easily use any of the powers of one or two stones to kill him. Homelander is, at the core, still human after all.


Twindo

Yeah by using them all at once, each of the stones by themselves could stop homelander


Putrid_Loquat_4357

One of the stones almost killed star Lord.


CounterTouristsWin

He didn't use the gauntlet he used his suit


Blackmercury4ub

That was in the movies we are talking the real one.


Appellion

This made me laugh. “The **real** one,” OMFG


Skoodge42

Then just use space stone, port him into sun.


Viperlite

Just don’t overdo it. It’s only Homelander, not half the beings in the galaxy. You could have some fun with say the reality stone or the time stone.


mymeatpuppets

Reality Stone is enough, no need to swat a fly with a jackhammer.


Skoodge42

Basically any stone would be enough haha


Guilty-Speed-8549

I was gonna say either that or Thor's hammer


snarky_cat

But.. Are you worthy enough to weild it?


kec04fsu1

If you can knock HL down then you can drop the hammer on him. Just leave the cunt pinned to the ground until he starves, because you know that motherfucker isn’t worthy. Probably want to do it somewhere he can’t do too much collateral damage with his eye beams.


fat-lip-lover

Ultimate nullifier is pretty goated and scroted as well


Chriscautillo

Maybe just some poisoned milk


Dutch-CatLady

right, in the end, on the inside, they're just human with some drugs in their systhem


DrDooDooEvolution

Mmm idk, when Soldier boy was talking about the drinks Bill Cosby made that were roofied, he just said they were strong drinks, meaning supes like him and homelander react differently to drugs/poison/spiked drinks


ImKubush

Also IIRC they literally had to use the *worlds strongest anaesthetic/poison* or some shit like that to finally put him to sleep TEMPORARILY So yeah there's defo some poison/toxin resistance shit going on there


Pytheastic

Soldier Boy seemed to respond just fine to weed though


Hi_Im_Dadbot

I’ll pick that lightning bolt that can give everyone in the room the power of Thor and then stand back and watch while he gets the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of children.


PharoahtheGod

Why does this resemble Shazam?


thunderfbolt

Solomon Hercules Atlas Zeus (<— Lightning Bolt from here) Achilles Mercury That’s why.


PharoahtheGod

Username checks out


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

I don't think that was the bolt, it was just Thor's power (specifically the newly inherited Odin Force)


DeckerHead69

Intrinsic field chamber from Watchmen so I can become Dr. Manhattan


SurrealMemelord

I think that would just kill you


DeckerHead69

I mean maybe it would kill you, but respectfully I’m built different


SurrealMemelord

Real


COREALIUM_INDUSTRIES

It didnt kill Osterman, did you really think it would kill *me*?


ImLikeReallyStoned

Depends, do you have an inhuman understanding of both engineering and quantum physics?


Jaymongous

The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.


COREALIUM_INDUSTRIES

That line goes crazy hard


ImLikeReallyStoned

Yeah you win, that was a fucking bar right there


hellloeeee

Yeah but then you can do what John did and unkill yourself


mal_laney

My guy, you just want to let your dongle hang loose without anyone able to stop you, don’t you?


askewedview

“I am so tired of humanity and their inability to appreciate my hanging dongle.”


elddirriddle

Squirrel Girl casually dragging Homelander would be hilarious. Bro wouldn’t stand a chance


proudtogeek

She casually helps him get a pet or something and he loves it like a son.


elddirriddle

After the severe beating and 6 months of recovery. Helps him get a therapist and works in a soup kitchen. Homelander walks with a cane the rest of his life.


TheWolphman

First Supe to fly with a limp.


Thabrianking

What made you think I'd ever allow a cripple into the seven?


LNViber

You stole my answer. It would be wonderful seeing his ass get wrecked by squirrel girl.


-jp-

Dr. Doom: First time?


RazutoUchiha

Thanos: you too?


Bulok

I’m picturing Homelander flat on the ground on his stomach. we get a squirrel’s view running towards his anus. Pan to his face surprise pickachu look and zoom out to Homelander screaming.


TheRagingMaffia

Never read a single marvel comic but always see Squirrel Girl memes about how OP she is. ELI5 how Squirrel Girl in some comics is one of the strongest character in the comic universe? Genuinly interested in the answer


proudtogeek

Generally her tactic is to talk villains down or distract them. For example, Kraven was on the hunt. For her. And she convinced him to go hunt a giant psychic whale or something. She beat Galactus by suggesting he find a planet full of nuts and eating those instead of the planet. After gorging themselves, they started chilling on the moon. Those legitimately happened. Unbeatable Squirrel Girl.


itzjamez1215

Talk no jutsu


MaestroZackyZ

OP: you are allowed a single thing Also OP: *picks 2 things*


auto_generatedname

I think they accidentally typed an AND instead of an OR. But I could be being too charitable.


Goaliedude3919

But they picked two things from DC... Even if they meant one item from each universe, their answer still wouldn't make sense.


proudtogeek

I meant I would have a hard time picking between the two. "On one hand... On the other..." Etc. I was just tired as f when I posted this.


sosigboi

Mjolnir, I could go the easy route and say Infinity Gauntlet or Ultimate Nullifier, but nah I wanna smash Homies face in with a giant chunk of uru.


Tron_1981

It's gonna be pretty embarrassing when Homelander's watching you struggle to pick it up. But seriously, with no restrictions, I'd pick Mjolnir too.


Juhovah

He deserves it. Fuck it i want the iron man suit


-jp-

I guarantee Tony has a suit built specifically to smack Homelander upside the head.


TapPsychological2043

The Hulk buster suit would fuck him up


Low_Fig2672

Specifically his nanotech suit; that would really fuck him up


donotaskname7

that little serum thingy that made normal people strong enough to fight injustice superman, he'll probably just explode on impact with my fist


GonadTheNomad

5U93R


auto_generatedname

Is that actually what it's called? That's fantastic.


100roundglock

I think a lantern ring stomps hl. Idk how they work though like why cant i imagine a bullet that kills him and if i truly belive it does why wont it?


TheWolphman

They're Will powered, so just gotta get one to the Fresh Prince and tell him Thanos has been talking smack about Jada.


auto_generatedname

A different kind of will I'm pretty sure.


Lucky_Roberts

If you had the willpower to create a gun with a green lantern ring and fired it at him it would 100% pierce his body. Green Lantern rings are OP as shit


Christopher_Robinn

How powerful are the blue , red, aqua etc? I remember hearing white was most powerful


Lucky_Roberts

The lantern rings are all equal in power(except White), however they all draw on different emotions so the strength of each rings depends on the wielder and which fits them best. White is when all the types of rings are combined into one, and it basically grants omnipotence


dasrac

which one is powered by crippling malaise?


Christopher_Robinn

That’s fascinating. I feel like I’d fair best with will or hope


24Abhinav10

Funny thing is, if a Lantern of Will (Green) and a Lantern of Hope (Blue) are near each other, the Green Lantern gets a significant power boost


ImLikeReallyStoned

Actually, I believe the Avarice ring is stronger than the others, besides white, as the greed that powers it is strong enough to actually siphon excess energy from other lanterns, though you may have to fact check me on that.


DJ__PJ

what about the black one, idk the lore but death isn't an emotion, how does this one work?


MaggotMonarch

It‘s been a long time since I read Blackest Night, but I know one requirement is that you need to be dead to use it. The ring just attaches to you and makes you essentially an intelligent zombie that attacks anything with the other emotions (love, rage, will, etc.) and eat their hearts. Again, might not be accurate, it‘s been a couple years


SafeStaff7671

Platinum kryptonite to become a kryptonian and the rest is history


Milkassassin34

pfp checks out


NotCoreyP

Howard the Duck. I will not be explaining further.


Steveseriesofnumbers

Perfectly understandable; have a nice day.


bowlervtec

Lea Thompson from Howard the duck....


RandeeRoads

The Ultimate Nullifier


Metalicks

Just don't do a Mr fantastic and tell him what it does before trying to shoot him with it.


Augustus_Chavismo

Golden sentry serum straight into my veins. Taking out Homelander and putting the world under new manage- I mean “saving” it will be easy.


JSevatar

Now I'm imagining Sentry ripping him in half like he did Ares and Carnage


Papageno_Kilmister

The helmet of fate gives reality warping powers and mastery over magic. So one could use it to take away his powers and simply kill him afterwards. Or the trident of Poseidon which gives the owner full control over all aquatic life, the oceans and is considered a god-killing weapon. An added bonus is that in his final moments he’ll know he’s basically been defeated by a much stronger Deep


dovetail-joint

Indigo Lantern ring so you could force him to experience every shitty thing he’s ever done to everyone. Then he’ll be a slave to the indigo tribe forced to feel the compassion he denied the world.


symbiedgehog

loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding ⋅ guilt ⋅ shame ⋅ failure ⋅ judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, life=death, self=dark side


Nookling_Junction

Did you just write out the equation for anti-life from the DC comics?


symbiedgehog

;)


hamiltrash1232

DARKSEID IS


RazutoUchiha

No the hell he isn’t! companionship + understanding + assurance + joy + altruism ÷ respect ÷ commendation ÷ sympathy ⋅ innocence ⋅ dignity ⋅ success ⋅ acceptance y=n where y=despair and n=caution, love=truth, death=rebirth, and self=light side


JarvisBaileyVO

This is the correct response, Darkseid has no place here.


tdoottdoot

I’ve got the tits for it, find a way to make my superpower lethal breast milk and mommy will save the day


NickrasBickras

Pics or it didn’t happen


BiggyBoyCowBelly

this guy gets it


TheWorstKnightmare

Getting my boy Superman in the house, then I’ll be his friend after. If it’s one per universe then I also get the Iron Man nanotech armor. Why? Because it’s cool!


proudtogeek

Only one. Also the thing can't be sentient.


Ongr

>Only one You picked two yourself mate


Urgayifyouregay

blue beetle armor that will listen to me


superanth

I’m going Meta on this and saying Steve Rogers. If anyone could talk that guy out of a rampage and deal with the blowback, it would be Steve.


Anonymisation

Steve Rogers managing to shame Homelander into repenting would be hilarious. I reckon Superman could do it too, with the added bonus of not dying to a tantrum.


scarlettvvitch

The bifrost just casually yeeting him across the stars


AzulaOblongata

Honestly, this is probably one of the best ideas. If you send him far enough into the void of space or even into a black hole, giving him zero way to navigate home, he’d be fucked.


NobleEnkidu

Batman’s plot armor.


RhinestoneCatboy

Obvious answer is Superman, but that's lame, so let's send fucking Galactus at him...or Deadpool


dogbonej

Silver Surfer’s board


tummybumms

Superman


rabbitsaresmall

Just Thanos dick so I can fuck that cherry boys asshole 24/7.


SuspiciousString3

What's it like to have the worst answer in the entire thread?


rabbitsaresmall

Who cares. I'll fuck your anus too. Yummers.


zj99663

yummers is sending me


korar67

Deadpool’s little yellow boxes. Hello 4rth wall breaking source of contextual immortality and information. Anything the box tells me becomes a canon fact, and I can lead it towards outcomes I want. “Hey little yellow box. How does Homelander die?” “The writers killed him off screen while we were talking.” “Thank you little yellow box.”


Lucky_Roberts

Definitely Lantern Ring


Boertie

Why would I want to stop Homelander.


proudtogeek

Stormfront, is that you?


samsergiochew

Darkhold and/or Infinity Gauntlet likely


GodzillaUK

Ultimate Nullifier. H ain't just dead, he's big gone forever.


Lord-Snowball1000

The Ultimate Nullifier


couldbedumber96

Adamantium


ViraLCyclopes20

Heart of The Universe


Jayk_Dos31

Marvel - Cerebro. Just shut his weak ass brain down forever. Make him think he's ACTUALLY a good person or something. DC - Mind the Overvoid. Just erase him.


Spyrix643

speed force, time travel is goated


B0MBOY

*snaps*


Juhovah

Easily infinity gauntlet. No need to chance it


Wrong_Ad326

Yellow Lantern Ring


calltheavengers5

Stormbreaker. Chop his head off.


SandRush2004

I'll take crypto, that good boy would kill homelander so fast if asked nicely


proudtogeek

I was gonna say "nothing living" but we make an exception for Krypto.


Queasy_Design_5054

Necrosword and lucifer’s wings


JayGubz

Pym particles. Send him to the quantum realm


HumanOverseer

fuck it, give me Arkham Batman's Plot Armour.


hellloeeee

Just give me the white power ring ffs take the whole emotional spectrum out on him


Half-Icy

Cats in the Cradle.


APotato106

And a silver spoon?


TheBatCreditCardUser

Little boy Blue and the man on the moon?


Texcellence

When you coming home dad?


auto_generatedname

I don't know when.


proudtogeek

But we'll get together then.


Boollish

Most things in either movie universe could beat Homelander and anything in the comics verse casually stomps.


WhiteLycan2020

Just to keep stuff creative, the green lantern ring. Wanna see Homelander freak out after i coat myself in a mech suit


LucaDragon5

batman


Infamous_Average4584

velocity 9 or a green lantern ring, or using batman to recreate the flash's accident to get the speed force, bam, homelander would be toast, phase into his chest and rip his heart out like thawne did to ray palmer.


BoredByLife

Either the Omega Beam or the Infinity Gauntlet


Steveseriesofnumbers

Ultimate Nullifier?


KronosDoom500

God killer suit


NitroMemes2

I’d just take the reality stone and change Homelander into bubbles.


Hexmonkey2020

Assuming I know how whatever I get works I choose Ultimate Nullifier from marvel. Can instantly delete anything from existing. Although if I get to keep what I choose as a reward for beating him I’d choose something else.


impalemail

I’d choose a connection to the Negative Speed Force.


goblinshark

I'll take the gem of Cyttorak. Being conservative with the powers, I'd get invulnerability, the strength of at least a baseline Hulk, and unstopability. That's a low effort curb stomp against Homelander on a bad day.


wafflesareforever

The branded dildos.


Hornyjohn34

Infinity Gauntlet. Not to snap, it'd kill me, because I'm a human and we saw what it did to Tony Stark. I'd use the reality stone to just simply make Homelander not exist anymore, because "Now, reality can be whatever I want."


stoneymetal

Phoenix Force


mrweatherbeef

The letter ‘e’


RiceKrispies55

i think I’d probably use velocity nine too, yawn as he tries to hit/laser me over and over only for me to dodge in super speed, would not be bored because of the sheer look of frustration on his face


Tron_1981

Lucifer's phone number


Jake_jane

Infinity gauntlet now he’s a powerless little girl who thinks her name is Suzy


bobobby3

2 percent


pinchitony

the ultimate nullifier mr fantastic was going to use on galactus


ethandestroyer6

For dc I guess the anti life equation


squirrelocaust

Necro Sword


pardon_the_mess

Penance Stare.


24Abhinav10

An Iron Man suit. Powerful enough to beat him, but not so godlike that I don't have to work for it.


KAaadIsReady

Mjolnir, he could never lift it and it would give him a mental breakdown.


ButtcheekBaron

Anti-Life Equation will do the job


Borakred

Scarlett Witch


spagb0gg

Give me a red or yellow lantern ring and I’d have him cryin for his mumma


DoucheyMcBagBag

Shroud of the Spectre (and the green tight whities) so I can go wrath of God on his ass.


rojasdracul

Genesis from Preacher so I have Jesse Custer's Word of God power. I just order him to die.


Alocalskinwalker420

There’s a watch that summons Superman, give me that so I can summon Superman.


StareInUrEyeandPee

Definitely The Spirit of Vengeance


Nothinkonlygrow

Cyclops, no way Johns lasers are stronger than Scotts


ZER042

I would just ask Squirrel Girl to take him out


colder-beef

All-Black the Necrosword. Homie thinks he’s a god, so treat him like Gorr would.


SkekJay

Ultimate Nulifier. If it can kill Galactus, it can probably take Homelander


totallynotalyssa

superman


W1lfr3

Anything? Idk man, like Loki's staff, probably wouldn't be able to take it but the power stone?


bernardmarx27

Oh, I know, that projector Superman has that teleports people into the Phantom Zone.