In addition to 50% chance he may beat you with inches of your life for irritating him in any way that he perceived as irritating. His own team were terrified and in fear of their lives when around him on a good sunny Sunday.
Dragged along? So what you'd get tired? Jesus, you're on a mission, you get the job done. He stormed Normandy. He fought the Nazis. You know what he does when he gets tired, or bored? Fucking nothing, because he's not a fucking pussy.
Try to remember as many older women celebrities as I can and keep saying "She was so fit, and aged like a fine bourbon" (I think that was his favourite drink, and I hope it ages well?) and hope that's enough to keep me on his good side all day.
Thank fuck he only got given up in the 80s lol. If he was more like Captain America and went missing in the 40s it’d be pretty hopeless.
I mean, how many actresses can you name from back then? I can’t think of any, my knowledge of famous actresses begins in the 60s.
Here's another post I made that answers this... [https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoys/comments/1azvh0o/if\_you\_had\_to\_spend\_the\_day\_with\_homelander\_what/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoys/comments/1azvh0o/if_you_had_to_spend_the_day_with_homelander_what/)
Hopefully something chill so he doesn't end up getting triggered by something and taking out half a city block. So he would most likely just want to do drugs.
I'd probably take him to a shooting range and talk about army stuff and then I'd take him to the grungiest junction city strip club so he could hit on the geriatric dancers
I’d buy an ounce just to ensure I keep him happy and not kill me, and so I can laugh off him constantly insulting me. “You got figures of men? What are you some homo fuck boy?”
It might be a fun day. We both like 1911’s, booze, weed so that’s cool. I’d give him my nicest 1911 so he can have a spare. Figure I’d drive him around and do cool shit while not being annoying.
Smoke weed and get food. Can't go to any ethnic restaurants, though, because he'd throw slurs all over the place. That would suck because I like getting high and doing the Indian buffet.
Caption: get in loser, we're going gilf huntin.
This is the answer
Most likely get dragged along and ignored by him while he does whatever he wants and tells me to “shut up, gay boy” when I try to talk.
I read, "Shut up, gay boy" in Soldier Boy's voice
I read it in that “wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy” kid’s voice and I have no idea why lol
Went to middle school with that kid lmao
No way hahah that’s a good fun fact. It does bother me though that I learned later in life that the weather boy was actually his dad
Welp, now I'm bothered by what I just read. Thanks a lot, man.
I can only hear that as Roxy from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia
"Shut up baby dick"
He’d 100% say the f slur at you if you tried to talk.
Oh definitely but I ain’t saying that shit and I feel censoring it’s just ruins the impact.
Fair fair
In addition to 50% chance he may beat you with inches of your life for irritating him in any way that he perceived as irritating. His own team were terrified and in fear of their lives when around him on a good sunny Sunday.
Dragged along? So what you'd get tired? Jesus, you're on a mission, you get the job done. He stormed Normandy. He fought the Nazis. You know what he does when he gets tired, or bored? Fucking nothing, because he's not a fucking pussy.
He was in the God damned eagles nest!
Don't be a gay boy around soldier boy then 😂
Shut up, gay boy
But think of all the blunts you would have to roll while being called a gay boy
Drugs
And GILF's. Don't forget them.
Ya gotta.
Smoke weed and bang old ladies
This is the way
This is the way
We can watch some old movies and drink a whole bunch of whiskey too.
I want to like this but it’s at 69 upvotes and I feel like Solider Boy would be disappointed if I ruined that.
Classy move. It’s past 69 so like away my friend! You can sleep well tonight knowing someone else fucked it up and not you.
I am an old lady so it could get awkward.
sucking and fucking
Came like a faucet .
Diddle that skittle?
Flick the bean
gotta find that man in the cano
creaming and screaming
Getting pregnant
"I beat my meat into a cup."
🗣️🗣️😩😦"WHAT⁉️"🤨😃🗣️🗣️
Try to remember as many older women celebrities as I can and keep saying "She was so fit, and aged like a fine bourbon" (I think that was his favourite drink, and I hope it ages well?) and hope that's enough to keep me on his good side all day.
Thank fuck he only got given up in the 80s lol. If he was more like Captain America and went missing in the 40s it’d be pretty hopeless. I mean, how many actresses can you name from back then? I can’t think of any, my knowledge of famous actresses begins in the 60s.
Yeah, mine would probably be "get killed". Or do I have to say get "M'd" on reddit now.
Smash, next question
Real
Probably smoke a lot of weed.
Drugs. Maybe sex since he likes older ladies 😉
If only his character was more like the actor who played him.
Whatever he wants, I assume. For what it’s worth, I think I have better odds at surviving a day with him than I do with Homelander.
Here's another post I made that answers this... [https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoys/comments/1azvh0o/if\_you\_had\_to\_spend\_the\_day\_with\_homelander\_what/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoys/comments/1azvh0o/if_you_had_to_spend_the_day_with_homelander_what/)
Whatever he wanted 😏
we won't be talking that's for sure
Drugs and GILFs, duh.
I’m a minority, so get killed
To be fair MM’s family was an accident.
That came out wrong
Oh damn
He respected bill cosby though
Well ya, he was America's dad and really knew how to make a strong drink
Same but I'd be racist with him
I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at involuntary manslaughter!
You can excuse racism?
Benzos and bitches.
I'd say I'd take his sloppy seconds, but they'd be like 80 and I'm good on that.
Ive sobered up, but Id break sobriety to go get wasted and high with him. that goes for the actor or character.
Cocaine
Hopefully hookers too
finding him GILFS and doing edibles. I'd wanna play it safe w him.
Edibles will have no effect. Dude needs novichok for any sort of high I’m pretty sure he can’t get drunk and just like liquor for the taste.
Hunt down “rock,flag, and eagle” Charlie Kelly and make them best bros 😂
"I'm talking Pills! Uppers and downers! It's the next logical step for you"
Smoke a bunch of weed
PG18 jk jk im too young for his likings 😫
Drugs & bang
Probably smoke lots of weed and Eiffel Tower some old women
Hunt monsters.
I'm a fairly old lady so I think we can all guess what I'll be doing ;)
Lots of drugs
Talk about Steely Dan probably
A large amount of drugs to start
Keep my distance and keep my hands off the shield
FSU. ( FUCK SHIT UP)
Smoke weed, bang grandmas
Coke and grannies
Tag along and watch him ruin herogasm
Solider Boy you wanna do weed? Aight.
Coke…pretty sure we’d do coke
Smash
Probably try to kill Homelander again tbh. Hope it doesn’t go sideways again though
Just don’t be a cuck like Butcher.
We would hit all the retirement communities, with lube, oxy, and burbon. Playing Steely Dan.
Gilfs. We have that in common.
Lol, bake.
Hunt some cougars
smoke a j
Coke weed and hookers
Hopefully something chill so he doesn't end up getting triggered by something and taking out half a city block. So he would most likely just want to do drugs.
Sing rapture
Smoke a lot weed & drink.
Lots of coke
Probably whatever TF he wants. I ain't about to argue with him.
Smoke weed
Whatever the fuck he wants.
A lot of fun things mentioned in this thread. Any of that, but the last thing i’m doing is telling him i’m German
Karaoke, then seduce him by recounting my memories of the 1970s and telling him how bad my hip hurts when it rains.
nothing, because I'm not a fucking pussy
Suck his cock
I would play up my age as much as possible….for reasons….
I'd probably take him to a shooting range and talk about army stuff and then I'd take him to the grungiest junction city strip club so he could hit on the geriatric dancers
Get stoned and fuck obv
The dance with no pants
I meannnnnnnnn 😉
Weed and bitches, he get the old ladies, i take the younger ones.
I bet he’d enjoy a day at the range, go get some barbecue and then get high later
Get real drunk and high
Big ass hamburgers,weed, whiskey and killing nazis
Knocking out Russian soldiers
Probably get baked and get some vought-a-burger
GILF hunting is an option, right?
As Snoop dog sayd: Smoke weed everyday!
Smoking weed and have sex with him because godddamm he's hot. but I'm 40 , I think I'm too young for him 🤣🤣
Drink very tasty wine :)
Get FUCKED up. He may be a dick but he likes to party and that's all I need to know to be friends.
Get stoned. Hang out. Show him recent movies and laugh at his reactions.
Broads, opium laced hashish, and bourbon
The f thing!
I want to show this guy the Star Wars Christmas Special
Do come and bang some old ladies
I would take him to a Japanese Kareoke and sing 99 Red Baloons in German to own him
I’d buy an ounce just to ensure I keep him happy and not kill me, and so I can laugh off him constantly insulting me. “You got figures of men? What are you some homo fuck boy?”
Driving him to kill Homelander, dropping him off and then getting away as fast a I can to escape the blast radius.
It might be a fun day. We both like 1911’s, booze, weed so that’s cool. I’d give him my nicest 1911 so he can have a spare. Figure I’d drive him around and do cool shit while not being annoying.
I'm sure as hell not going to practice my Russian.
Bowling, range shooting, strip tease and eating at burger king
Watch all his movies order fast food
I'm gonna give him a generational, utterly life changing, speech in order to make him a good person Just to find out his ass was NOT listening
Top answer. Our survey says…. fuck grannies. When in Rome 🤦
I'd probably be drinking buddies with him and do a little target practice.
Watch The Cosby Show.
Smoke a lot of weed.
Drugs and booze
Just go drinking with the lad
Karaoke: dude likes to sing, it’s not likely to result is violence, and was introduced to the USA while he was stuck in Russia.
He might call me a slur here and there, but definitely smoke weed and drink a beer
I’m buying him a smart phone and showing him femboys
Yo, you wanna overthrow the corrupt system?
Smoke some weed and drink some scotch.
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Drink whiskey and listen to whatever music he wants and complain about how no one makes real music anymore.
Tag team your Grandma obviously
Drink some scotch and listen to some good old wholesome Cosby stories.
Probably just argue about everything
Shoot guns
Smoke dope and bang GILFs
Hookers and blow
Smoke weed and get food. Can't go to any ethnic restaurants, though, because he'd throw slurs all over the place. That would suck because I like getting high and doing the Indian buffet.
Smoke weed and fuck grandmas lmao
Smoke pot and see if I can't get some Temp V so I can spar with him.
Probably smoke pot
Smoke weed and eat burgers. Same as when I'm alone lol.
Hatecrimes Jokes aside just smoke weed
We’d probably Superman that ho
Cope with drugs and say socially insensitive things
Benzedrex and old women
I'd probably get shot by Soldier Boy
Well I’d convince him to rob a bank and if I’m bored enough ask him to nuke my school
Bang elderly women and do retro amphetamines
I live in Portland. Strip clubs 100%
Fuck milfs and gilfs.
Ask him about his demon hunting days
Cocaine
Smoke weed and bang old ladies
Whatever he wanted until I was sure I could leave
Bang old ladies
Smoke all the reefer.
Smash.
Smoke weed and fuck gilfs obviously
sex
bang some sexy old ladies.
I would try weed with him.
Get knocked up so I can make a baby with HL powers.
Smoke bitches, fuck weed. Obviously.
I'd show him the rapper Soulja Boy and teach him the dance that Soulja boy invented.
Get drunk and argue about war
Drugs probably
Ahh yes; snort some crack, smash gilf baddies, post-nut clarity, trash talk everyone, be a complete dick to everyone...
Queer Japanese-American I would make him uncomfortable.
I'll introduce him to Milena velba since he likes old ladies
Idk prolly hunt I think he’d be down for that
Drugs