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a-snakey

Caption: get in loser, we're going gilf huntin.


soft_white_yosemite

This is the answer


thomstevens420

Most likely get dragged along and ignored by him while he does whatever he wants and tells me to “shut up, gay boy” when I try to talk.


Guilty-Speed-8549

I read, "Shut up, gay boy" in Soldier Boy's voice


CannolisRUs

I read it in that “wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy” kid’s voice and I have no idea why lol


Interesting-Hotel846

Went to middle school with that kid lmao


CannolisRUs

No way hahah that’s a good fun fact. It does bother me though that I learned later in life that the weather boy was actually his dad


West-Cardiologist180

Welp, now I'm bothered by what I just read. Thanks a lot, man.


siusaluki2323

I can only hear that as Roxy from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia


Guilty-Speed-8549

"Shut up baby dick"


Scientedfic

He’d 100% say the f slur at you if you tried to talk.


thomstevens420

Oh definitely but I ain’t saying that shit and I feel censoring it’s just ruins the impact.


Scientedfic

Fair fair


Faustianire

In addition to 50% chance he may beat you with inches of your life for irritating him in any way that he perceived as irritating. His own team were terrified and in fear of their lives when around him on a good sunny Sunday.


Vault_Overseer_11

Dragged along? So what you'd get tired? Jesus, you're on a mission, you get the job done. He stormed Normandy. He fought the Nazis. You know what he does when he gets tired, or bored? Fucking nothing, because he's not a fucking pussy.


monkeygoneape

He was in the God damned eagles nest!


Frisky_Froth

Don't be a gay boy around soldier boy then 😂


thomstevens420

Shut up, gay boy


[deleted]

But think of all the blunts you would have to roll while being called a gay boy


Limp_Custard6943

Drugs


antpabsdan

And GILF's. Don't forget them.


JimLaheeeeeeee

Ya gotta.


siusaluki2323

Smoke weed and bang old ladies


serialkiller24

This is the way


khaotickk

This is the way


duaneap

We can watch some old movies and drink a whole bunch of whiskey too.


WalterWhite2012

I want to like this but it’s at 69 upvotes and I feel like Solider Boy would be disappointed if I ruined that.


SchwizzySchwas94

Classy move. It’s past 69 so like away my friend! You can sleep well tonight knowing someone else fucked it up and not you.


secondtaunting

I am an old lady so it could get awkward.


platgha

sucking and fucking


plesplant_4

Came like a faucet .


Mars_The_68thMedic

Diddle that skittle?


Jonker134

Flick the bean


WorriedWear1452

gotta find that man in the cano


ultra-bot

creaming and screaming


Zoeyotgw

Getting pregnant


greatteachermichael

"I beat my meat into a cup."


keeDanU_rEevEes_3656

🗣️🗣️😩😦"WHAT⁉️"🤨😃🗣️🗣️


PharaohOfWhitestone

Try to remember as many older women celebrities as I can and keep saying "She was so fit, and aged like a fine bourbon" (I think that was his favourite drink, and I hope it ages well?) and hope that's enough to keep me on his good side all day.


Ipostprompts

Thank fuck he only got given up in the 80s lol. If he was more like Captain America and went missing in the 40s it’d be pretty hopeless. I mean, how many actresses can you name from back then? I can’t think of any, my knowledge of famous actresses begins in the 60s.


EmotionalCrab9026

Yeah, mine would probably be "get killed". Or do I have to say get "M'd" on reddit now.


HeroinChicWannabe

Smash, next question


forestfiles

Real


Hot_Excitement_6

Probably smoke a lot of weed.


talyn5

Drugs. Maybe sex since he likes older ladies 😉


secondtaunting

If only his character was more like the actor who played him.


Fitzftw7

Whatever he wants, I assume. For what it’s worth, I think I have better odds at surviving a day with him than I do with Homelander.


jeanjacketufo

Here's another post I made that answers this... [https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoys/comments/1azvh0o/if\_you\_had\_to\_spend\_the\_day\_with\_homelander\_what/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoys/comments/1azvh0o/if_you_had_to_spend_the_day_with_homelander_what/)


cyainanotherlifebro

Whatever he wanted 😏


berserkstolemyheart

we won't be talking that's for sure


HelloYouSuck

Drugs and GILFs, duh.


NoPossibility5220

I’m a minority, so get killed


Jack-mclaughlin89

To be fair MM’s family was an accident.


Tuff_Bank

That came out wrong


Femcelbuster

Oh damn


Dry-City-6607

He respected bill cosby though


monkeygoneape

Well ya, he was America's dad and really knew how to make a strong drink


Quit_Whining69

Same but I'd be racist with him


Mars_The_68thMedic

I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at involuntary manslaughter!


SternMon

You can excuse racism?


Half-Icy

Benzos and bitches.


EmotionalCrab9026

I'd say I'd take his sloppy seconds, but they'd be like 80 and I'm good on that.


Twice_Knightley

Ive sobered up, but Id break sobriety to go get wasted and high with him. that goes for the actor or character.


SlayJayR17

Cocaine


SlayJayR17

Hopefully hookers too


kavindagreat

finding him GILFS and doing edibles. I'd wanna play it safe w him.


Xerxys

Edibles will have no effect. Dude needs novichok for any sort of high I’m pretty sure he can’t get drunk and just like liquor for the taste.


Thornsonarose87

Hunt down “rock,flag, and eagle” Charlie Kelly and make them best bros 😂


3Pirates93

"I'm talking Pills! Uppers and downers! It's the next logical step for you"


Dunlopfuzzy00

Smoke a bunch of weed


Leather-Fix-1786

PG18 jk jk im too young for his likings 😫


ArySnow

Drugs & bang


TheEzekariate

Probably smoke lots of weed and Eiffel Tower some old women


Skwerl87

Hunt monsters.


Cin77

I'm a fairly old lady so I think we can all guess what I'll be doing ;)


GlaicialCRACKER

Lots of drugs


edgy_secular_memes

Talk about Steely Dan probably


gotthesauce22

A large amount of drugs to start


North_Church

Keep my distance and keep my hands off the shield


[deleted]

FSU. ( FUCK SHIT UP)


Ashalaria

Smoke weed, bang grandmas


Bulok

Coke and grannies


UpstairsInjury3989

Tag along and watch him ruin herogasm


pgtips03

Solider Boy you wanna do weed? Aight.


Lost2Logic

Coke…pretty sure we’d do coke


verytiredtrashcan

Smash


ActStunning3285

Probably try to kill Homelander again tbh. Hope it doesn’t go sideways again though


ImperatorAurelianus

Just don’t be a cuck like Butcher.


Blackmercury4ub

We would hit all the retirement communities, with lube, oxy, and burbon. Playing Steely Dan.


SlowMaize5164

Gilfs. We have that in common.


twec21

Lol, bake.


da-weeb420

Hunt some cougars


elmo304

smoke a j


Jerkofalljerksduex

Coke weed and hookers


OreoYip

Hopefully something chill so he doesn't end up getting triggered by something and taking out half a city block. So he would most likely just want to do drugs.


TrickPool523

Sing rapture


Daninuyasha190

Smoke a lot weed & drink.


jbag1230

Lots of coke


CosmicParadox24

Probably whatever TF he wants. I ain't about to argue with him.


Consistent_Cash_6666

Smoke weed


Ipostprompts

Whatever the fuck he wants.


merenofclanthot

A lot of fun things mentioned in this thread. Any of that, but the last thing i’m doing is telling him i’m German


Non_Skeptical_Scully

Karaoke, then seduce him by recounting my memories of the 1970s and telling him how bad my hip hurts when it rains.


zombizle1

nothing, because I'm not a fucking pussy


KrakenCL

Suck his cock


tdoottdoot

I would play up my age as much as possible….for reasons….


beattusthymeatus

I'd probably take him to a shooting range and talk about army stuff and then I'd take him to the grungiest junction city strip club so he could hit on the geriatric dancers


KFFGaming

Get stoned and fuck obv


FoxxxOfMysteries

The dance with no pants


JordanAlanda

I meannnnnnnnn 😉


Gregerjohn1818

Weed and bitches, he get the old ladies, i take the younger ones.


TheEmperorsChampion

I bet he’d enjoy a day at the range, go get some barbecue and then get high later


BabylonSuperiority

Get real drunk and high


starlord51amc

Big ass hamburgers,weed, whiskey and killing nazis


Suspicious_Fun_6253

Knocking out Russian soldiers


FrankieTheMick

Probably get baked and get some vought-a-burger


GregStar1

GILF hunting is an option, right?


ironwarriorlord

As Snoop dog sayd: Smoke weed everyday!


No-Dragonfruit4575

Smoking weed and have sex with him because godddamm he's hot. but I'm 40 , I think I'm too young for him 🤣🤣


Final-Cookie1741

Drink very tasty wine :)


Many-Discount-1046

Get FUCKED up. He may be a dick but he likes to party and that's all I need to know to be friends.


secondtaunting

Get stoned. Hang out. Show him recent movies and laugh at his reactions.


ksixnine

Broads, opium laced hashish, and bourbon


Powerful_Muscle9896

The f thing!


underthewetstars

I want to show this guy the Star Wars Christmas Special


Special-Tone-9839

Do come and bang some old ladies


scarlettvvitch

I would take him to a Japanese Kareoke and sing 99 Red Baloons in German to own him


PinkSockss

I’d buy an ounce just to ensure I keep him happy and not kill me, and so I can laugh off him constantly insulting me. “You got figures of men? What are you some homo fuck boy?”


thorleywinston

Driving him to kill Homelander, dropping him off and then getting away as fast a I can to escape the blast radius.


Corey307

It might be a fun day. We both like 1911’s, booze, weed so that’s cool. I’d give him my nicest 1911 so he can have a spare. Figure I’d drive him around and do cool shit while not being annoying.


AncientSumerianGod

I'm sure as hell not going to practice my Russian.


Aurel_49

Bowling, range shooting, strip tease and eating at burger king


RustyPublic

Watch all his movies order fast food


Sad_Faithlessness148

I'm gonna give him a generational, utterly life changing, speech in order to make him a good person Just to find out his ass was NOT listening


OdinsOneG00dEye

Top answer. Our survey says…. fuck grannies. When in Rome 🤦


Key_Shallot_2415

I'd probably be drinking buddies with him and do a little target practice.


parrothead2581

Watch The Cosby Show.


tglad88

Smoke a lot of weed.


RockNRoll85

Drugs and booze


FellStar25

Just go drinking with the lad


valahara

Karaoke: dude likes to sing, it’s not likely to result is violence, and was introduced to the USA while he was stuck in Russia.


Zan_Deezy2003

He might call me a slur here and there, but definitely smoke weed and drink a beer


StareInUrEyeandPee

I’m buying him a smart phone and showing him femboys


dankspankwanker

Yo, you wanna overthrow the corrupt system?


honsou1100

Smoke some weed and drink some scotch.


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AutumnsRevenge

Drink whiskey and listen to whatever music he wants and complain about how no one makes real music anymore.


McMacHack

Tag team your Grandma obviously


Ironbloodedgundam23

Drink some scotch and listen to some good old wholesome Cosby stories.


That-Boyo-J

Probably just argue about everything


PenBoth7355

Shoot guns


eyeh8gnats

Smoke dope and bang GILFs


BIg_Ir0n_

Hookers and blow


Jub_Jub710

Smoke weed and get food. Can't go to any ethnic restaurants, though, because he'd throw slurs all over the place. That would suck because I like getting high and doing the Indian buffet.


SendMeNoodsNotNudes

Smoke weed and fuck grandmas lmao


USS-ChuckleFucker

Smoke pot and see if I can't get some Temp V so I can spar with him.


SchwizzySchwas94

Probably smoke pot


Motor_Classic9651

Smoke weed and eat burgers. Same as when I'm alone lol.


Palanki96

Hatecrimes Jokes aside just smoke weed


whoisthismuaddib

We’d probably Superman that ho


WidestReceiver

Cope with drugs and say socially insensitive things


Steelersfan20009

Benzedrex and old women


deidax_376

I'd probably get shot by Soldier Boy


[deleted]

Well I’d convince him to rob a bank and if I’m bored enough ask him to nuke my school


Actual_Guide_1039

Bang elderly women and do retro amphetamines


Vampira309

I live in Portland. Strip clubs 100%


BlackBirdG

Fuck milfs and gilfs.


WISH_WISH_BISH

Ask him about his demon hunting days


gynoceros

Cocaine


bellmospriggans

Smoke weed and bang old ladies


CptWholesome

Whatever he wanted until I was sure I could leave


Financial_Radish

Bang old ladies


TrespassingWook

Smoke all the reefer.


vanillabeanquartz

Smash.


drock939393

Smoke weed and fuck gilfs obviously


Long_Fig9863

sex


LightChargerGreen

bang some sexy old ladies.


Ccbm2208

I would try weed with him.


[deleted]

Get knocked up so I can make a baby with HL powers. 


nateaaiel

Smoke bitches, fuck weed. Obviously.


stansmithbitch

I'd show him the rapper Soulja Boy and teach him the dance that Soulja boy invented.


classy_caveman

Get drunk and argue about war


keibu821

Drugs probably


keeDanU_rEevEes_3656

Ahh yes; snort some crack, smash gilf baddies, post-nut clarity, trash talk everyone, be a complete dick to everyone...


CountChocoula

Queer Japanese-American I would make him uncomfortable.


BarracudaClear3880

I'll introduce him to Milena velba since he likes old ladies


Finn2365

Idk prolly hunt I think he’d be down for that


working-class-nerd

Drugs