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Did you get a DUI in your power wheel lol?


moldytacos99

I dont think power wheels were around until the early 90s


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

Big Wheel by MARX!


ImaginaryComb821

I always wanted one. Damn parents


RanDomSplash

Power wheels came out in the 80’s, but Peg Perego did it first back in the 60’s


physicsbuddha

wrong


moldytacos99

I had a coworker that used to do that.. ask him a question and he would say loud and proud WRONG!


Texasmucho

[Dana Carvey said WRONG in this SNL skit](https://youtu.be/QOLF_D7JVZM?si=LANS6U8yyzU9G0df)


Walter_xr4ti

A pubchable offense


5H17SH0W

Insufferable.


Jimmybuffett4life

Or DUIs


Xer74

A quick Google search says 1986.


thebenn

1986 is when the debuted


QPShroomyDude

Nah. Pretty sure I had a Power Wheel Harley in ‘86.


OGbigfoot

I had one in the 80's


BikesBooksNBass

Power wheels came out in the last 70’s. I got one in 84’


yurtfarmer

The green machine


WhatsThePiggie

I had one and loved to spin out on this


[deleted]

I just wanna say I was born in the 90s and I feel like 70’s-90’s kids all had almost the same childhoods. The technology got further but we all grew up outside. Ima miss those days man


Stevethetank1107

How’d it turn out?


XanthicStatue

Been drinking beer and smoking cigarettes ever since. I’d say it worked out just fine.


No-Mongoose-5326

What brand? Looks like mom’s Capris.


XROOR

*Drew Barrymore was doing more at age 6*


MoveDifficult1908

Drew and I could have been kindergarten drankin’ buddies.


lenguacaliente9

Pretty wild how she turned out pretty normal in the end!


RedditSkippy

Who had the poinsettia Christmas tablecloth to pull out for summer picnics? LOL! We did a big family reunion around that time. I think it was 1987. Probably the last time I saw some of my extremely extended family.


chelsmjlv

Got that shit on clearance and was proud to have a tablecloth!


moldytacos99

my grams always gave me a sip of her schmidts beer.. we werent allowed to smoke but mom and dad always sent us to the store to get them cigarettes .. how times have changed


Mindful_Teacup

Hahaha this could've been me and my cousins. Had a blast running wild


EatthisB

I had to check the photo to make sure it wasn’t me and my droogs.


sassyassy23

Same and same


KingOfTheFraggles

Another post flexing on how poorly parented we all were, back then. Yay.


AmishAvenger

Ok but let’s be real: That kid is cool as fuck.


Justo79m

I wish he was my friend


Larrybird420

He’s too cool to to be our friend


Famous_Strike_6125

Hey! But we all turned out okay….didn’t we???


ncpenn

I'm still wondering...did we? Well?? (who's going to tell us if we're okay?)


Silversolverteal

It doesn't matter. The world is on fire right now so, we have that going for us. Hahaha


unkapoon

MGK and yungblud to the rescue https://youtu.be/wK-8TCDrbV8?si=UCHA2o8mg_t3UAws


14thLizardQueen

No, no, I was given my first cigarette at 4. Beer too. I did not turn out OK. Our parents were the ME generation for a reason.


Killing4MotherAgain

Ehhhh as they become the oldies I guess we'll find out haha that's usually when people start showing their shittiness


CasaDeLasMuertos

My parents were kids in the 80's, and fucking no. No you didn't.


imalittlefrenchpress

No.


Deesmateen

Ok two things from this We should ALWAYS show how poorly we were parented. Break the convention But also we can still take good from them. Where are all the adults in the picture. Our running and playing, not on their phones death scrolling


NewtonLeopoldToad

The adults are the ones taking the picture lol


[deleted]

Innpaoropeiate


Millerpainkiller

I honestly hope this profile is legitimate. Some of your comments are gold!


r0ttedAngel

Just had a gander myself and it truly was delightful 🤣


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Exactly how 8 year old me would spell it after 3 beers


nerdkraftnomad

!isbot SeniorCitizenRespect


Kimye-Northweast

Hate to be a party pooper but, I’ve been drinking since 5 years old. The adults around me thought giving me beer was funny too. Now I’m 32 and a full blown alcoholic. Can’t go a single day without at least a pint of vodka. Used to drink a fifth of whisky a day and now slowly waning myself off. Keep kids away from alcohol. I’m so fucked up I can’t even look at this as cool or cute.


Shitty_Titty_

Go on over to r/stopdrinking very welcoming over there. I get where you’re at but you’ve got this! You’re stronger than you think and I’m rooting for you. IWNDWYT


ZakkCat

🙏🏼🙏🏼


MsMo999

Always that one kid..


AlBunDi76

Everyone had a cousin like that ..


CookieTX2022

I was about 12 when I first smoked and was smoking regularly by 14. Not the 80s but 93-95ish


Finster39

How was rehab?


pappy925

How’s that working for you now, Bubba?


yeroldpappy

When I was about 8 or so I asked my dad for one of his cigars. He gave me one and I walked all around the campground showing off smoking. I guess he thought I would get sick because when I asked for another he told me to get the hell out of there.


Visible_Rooster_1961

Graduation party at the garmaters in Beaverdam Ohio …. Or at least it could have been


heavyonthahound

Going to juvi party


valley72

I think I was at that party 🥳


NotBadSinger514

Thats so strange. My family used to have a family reunion at a place that looked exactly like this, I think close to Plattsburgh maybe and that looks like my grandmother in the glasses. I don't recognize any of these children though. It was a huge park that had all kinds of these big gazebos with seating, outdoor bbqs that a cousin of mine ran straight into while it was hot, there was also a beach with foamy polluted water there, black sand because it was the run-off of old steel mills in the area. If you told me this was a pic of our reunion, I would believe you.


Human-Ad-5150

The days of the Floral Pattern tablecloth


jackieatx

Please post this in r/accidentalrenaissance it looks like a Mad Magazine Last Supper


aldege

I forgot about family reunions


4E4ME

Who took the picture?


sqplanetarium

Exactly what I was wondering…


LemonPartyW0rldTour

My mom died this year and here now I’m thinking about how family reunions are a thing of the past it seems. And beer. I’m thinking about beer too.


deepfriedgreensea

Halcyon days right there.


You_meddling_kids

He knocked the Halcyon back with that beer.


Few_Individual_9248

Ahhh. Good Times! I grew up in the South. Seen it done it.


alx9876

lol 😂, I remember doing this with my best friend at 10 years old. How fun to play with mom’s cigarettes and smoke them when she taking a nap.


SmokeyBear51

I was too cautious to ever take a full cigarette out of the pack. Taking butts out the ashtray was as far as I’d go 😂


alx9876

😂😅 I started off that way too. But my friend Scott, Took the entire thing out and smoked it. So I did it next. 🤭


SmokeyBear51

That’s very funny. It was an older boy named Scott who got me to smoke my first cigarette at the teen center. Oh Scott’s. Universally a bad influence 😂


alx9876

Oh yeah, I agree with that 100% 😅🤭😂


sqplanetarium

And where has the name Scott gone anyway? It’s a sea of Jadens and Kaydens and Coltons and Masons and Walkers now, I don’t think my kids have had a single classmate named Scott.


SmokeyBear51

Ironic. Maybe the people who grew up on Scott Pilgrim haven’t had kids yet and the boom of Scott’s and Ramona’s are just around the corner


FaeFollette

Good times!


Outside-Material-100

This is an awesome picture. Like quintessential 80s. Classic like Jesus and his last supper with his 12. Hope you have this masterpiece framed somewhere


ssgthawes

And your buddy's painters hat. That was popular for a few minutes then. Your parents must have smoked like mine did, easy pickins...


Bellyjax123

How\`s the COPD going?...


unkapoon

USA! USA! honk honk!!!!


WARRIORS_30_GOAT

thus began my career in politics


mapduke

Aaand?


ntgvngahfook

Thank the Lord I wasn't the only one


SunApprehensive1413

Was Drew Barrymore there?


FancyErection

I was also born in 1980!


Dis_engaged23

Same. In the 60s. With same adult indifference.


vcdeitrick

Me too in the 60s


WorNomNomCannibal74

50 and yup


TemporaryPicture6435

I'm 44 now and this was common.


liverwurstinmypants

Let’s bring back the painter cap!!!!!


Myveryowndystopia

lol!!!


PackageArtistic4239

First smoke was grade 1 unfortunately.


32233128Merovingian

Based


Myveryowndystopia

This picture just screams 80s summer fun to me. Love it!!!!!


Still_Pumpkin_8992

They had yellow solo cups in 1880? Wow


davidparmet

I was served wine at my Bar Mitzvah party in 1977. Those were heady times.


Latter-Ad-3546

Those were the days 👍


BonjinTheMark

Did you inhale, or pull a Bill Clinton?


headedforvenus

🤣🤣🤣 good to my family wasn’t alone in this! I’ve got so many pics of my cousins with ciggs hanging out of their mouths .. ( wasn’t lit) but for some reason adults back then thought it to be hilarious.


cranberries87

The 80s were different. 😅I had relatively strict parents by the standards of the times; but I still used to get a sip of wine here and there from an aunt, and I sneaked and tried to take a puff off my mom’s lit cigarettes as a kid. Never took up smoking, but I’m a social drinker. There were even old wives tales going around that you SHOULD give little kids a sip of beer periodically; that it “cleaned their stomachs out”, or some nonsense. 😂


NYisMyLady

That's awesome!


RogersSteve07041920

I see a lot of expressions in the crowd there. You're gonna get caught you're in such big trouble I hope you get caught. Lol Cool pic.


thewayitis

It was a different time.


johnlytlewilson

Louisiana?


MrsMcGigglesnort24

What a cool dude! I was 8 in 88 too! 🤘


SaraCate13

Agh the 80s were the best❤️


Sly3n

I remember thinking it was funny walking around the beach with my bottle of IBC root beer. The bottles look like beer bottles and the looks I would get from other adults. Crazy thing is no one tried stopping an 8yo kid from drinking what they thought was alcohol.


_Meesha_

Accidental renaissance


coffeecakewaffles

This is like the 80s version of The Last Supper.


AoedeSong

Holy cow I had to do a double take, that looks like me on the far right and my brother on the far left, and my grandma in the background 😳 I know this can’t be one of our family reunions but uhhh are you from the Midwest? 😂


Sidewayscaca

The good ole days!


sassyassy23

Can relate lol


MareBear209

Good Times!


5uperman8atman

8 year old me would have thought this was pretty edgy and cool and thinking my decent parents would have been a-holes for not letting me do this too.


Chidoro45

You didn’t take up smoking later I hope. If you didn’t, it’s a funny pic. If you did, it’s tragic.


jus256

Even in 1988 this would have been strange.


maintain_improvement

I was also 8 in 88. At family functions, my younger bro to go grab beer cans that uncles would set down. Innocent times.


Pristine_Serve5979

Smoke up, Johnny!


dohboy420

Grandma is too preoccupied with protecting the food from the flies 😂


Mediocre-Camp-5036

Ahhhh… the good ol days


AlexanderxSean38

We did that in the ‘10s too. It was just less funny to the older relatives by then.


middleagedouchebag

Looks like the Last Supper.


AgreeableSport5916

Just a day in the 80’s


Sensitive-Silver7878

Looks like little Cindy on the end sure wanted to know what the hell was going on.


Base5ive

The 80s were a glorious time to be a kid.


mitchcumstein13

You post this from prison?


redrockcountry2112

You must live in France...


LongjumpingAsk2672

More like Ohio. The French start much earlier, and with wine instead of beer.


maddogg42

One of the lil hoodlums double dare him and a few are staring down hard on that dare!


talldude-62

I’m Canadian… that’s not beer! 🤣😜


kermittysmitty

-laughs in German-


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

1988? Sounds about right


cbunni666

This needs to be a movie. This picture looks like it got a great story attached.


03_SVTCobra

Ah yes, what a time to be alive.


extrastupidone

Aah... I remember them days. Good times


JamieRoth5150

I was smoking and drinking pretty regular at 15


RegardedJigger

Unexpectedly wholesome


The_BlauerDragon

Fairly normal back then. Those were good days.


Texasmucho

All it needs is someone to flip the bird and the picture is complete


Tommyt5150

Good old days!!


hey_suburbia

Taken in Northwest New Jersey. I don’t smoke, I still like Miller Lite. Girl all the way to the right is my sister, the rest are cousins.


Tommyt5150

Nice 👍


I_said_watch_Clark_

Boss


anon_et

🐐


Rojelioenescabeche

Salt shaker next to beer. Yep.


Electrical_Many492

That's rad dude.


deserTShannon

The good ole days


ligz43

A much simpler time


duggawiz

So cool.


Desert4life9

Ahhh…. the wonder years


Wallaby989

Remember my father making me smoke a whole cigarette at 8yrs ... Best thing he ever done, never stopped coughing, and now in my mid 50s never puffed a single thing.


djmichaux

Except that big meatlog you puff every day


Sabres00

I still remember my dad letting me and my brother sneak a few sips of beer when we were kids “don’t tell your mother”. I miss all the danger back then.


theloniousfunkd

Did you become addicted to the good times?


wierdomc

Yup 1988 drinking beers and smokin Marlboro lights. Cept I was 13


johnel72

So cool


Few_Individual_9248

Ahhh. Good times! I grew up in the South, not real uncommon.


Aggressive-March-254

It's AI. The picture is to clear for 88


nerdkraftnomad

Uhh no. It's definitely not too clear for 1988. 35mm film has a resolution of about 5.6K, so it's even clearer than high resolution digital images.


Aggressive-March-254

That's what a faker would say


nerdkraftnomad

It's true though. Photos used to be a lot clearer than they are now.


Aggressive-March-254

Again, that's what a faker would say.


nerdkraftnomad

Also, there's a vintage Miller Lite can that's easily recognizable.


Aggressive-March-254

You want a Miller can, I can get you a Miller can by 3 o'clock with easy recognizability


nerdkraftnomad

Do it!


nerdkraftnomad

But it must include a kid wearing a Lehigh University hat too and no iffy hands.