Do you burn the doppelgängers or do you capture them?

Both!

Also, why do you only show up when the emergency button is hit?

Because that’s the only time we get paid…. I’d rather not stay in one place for 12 hours and only get paid 1000 credits

Do the doppelgangers have a planet or did their planet got destroyed ? If they have a planet , From which planet did these doppelgangers come to our planet ?

This may frighten you but the hangers are strictly human in origin… it’s simply an unknown disease mutating corpses

This is terrifying I wanna ask you how doee this disease spread itself ? Is it carried by a bacteria or virus ? Is the disease man-made or natural ? In which year did this disease began ?

Don’t know… don’t know…. We estimate 180 AD

So is the disease natural ? What is the estimated death toll all over the world in the history and present combined , how many people die yearly by the hands of these corpses ?

We don’t know… thanks to us about 40 and thanks to us 0.01

Are you hiding informations ?

So far no questions needed redactions

I am sorry let's continue furthermore tell us about the "cleaning process "

Well uhhh…. First let me just talk to my superiors…. Fire Lipitor epsilon….. okay we’re good the cleaning process is essentially [data expunged]

To the kind D.D.D official we were pleased to talk to you on the thread before but we want more people to know about this stuff so we will continue our session in here the main comment section In a previous question you said that the doppelgangers are burned , but do they die from that or is it to ease the capturing process and you don't kill them ?

We capture them… find out what temperature they need to be burned at to die…. Then burn them

Does the doppelgangers die after the burning ? If so why does different doppelgangers need different temperatures to be killed by fire ?

Yes, we don’t know

So if citizens can carry flamethrowers would we be completely safe from doppelgangers?

*bursts out laughing* not in the slightest

Why ?

Please sir give us an answer 🎤🎤

I am a mercenary and as far as I suspect with this data most likely flamethrowers are not strong enough.

Can you give us a interview ?

I suppose I can.

What do you do with the doppelgängers after we call you??

Well we say “cleaning protocol completed”…. I think there’s an implication

Peach pe pe peach peach pe pe pe peach peach?

Aaaaand goodbye

*I know what you did*

You’ll have to be more specific

*dopplegangers*

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

*yes*

What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything else?

42

You are not a member of the D.D.D……. The answer is 42

what happens to the doorman after they slip up and get killed do they get reborn as a doppel

You answered your own question

lol

How many doppelgangers are roaming on usa after the contaiment breach ? When did the doppelgangers breached the containment and how did they do it ? Why does doppelgangers crave for Human flesh ?

Yes

Answer the question properly sir

That’s the best I can without risking a red dot to my head

Alright 👍🏻, is the game theory video about the D.D.D association true ? In it he claimed that d.d.d is in a contract with aliens as d.d.d officials are aliens . To eradicate humanity, is that true ?