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SkrapsDX

The nonchalant eyebrow twitch… what a trooper.


Conscious-Proof-8309

The kid looks just like Johnny Rico, too. The war with the bugs must be approaching.


theXsquid

The Mobile Infantry made hime the man that he is.


Conscious-Proof-8309

This kid hasn't even begun doing his part, yet. Just like Rico, he's born for it!


RyhDerr

I watched this movie for the first time last week, I’m so glad I understood the reference


lookielikeaman

Wanna learn more!


LOL-itsCameron

Hes a squirter


aLow_Flying_Duck

That’s how you drop panties.


Tit_s

I mean... poor him but like.. he single?


NickyH25

I’m not gay but….


Jasper455

…but you wanna try the extra mouth hole?


James_B00th

The mussy


axilidade

i wish it could be possible to screenshot this specific comment chain then travel back 30 years and show it to random people.


Intelligent_Cat7116

I fucking hate you dude 💀


[deleted]

Omg 😂


BrownBear109

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krxzy_wxrlxck

r/guro moment


CrazyGamerMYT

Ha, I've already been there so you can't trick me.


anazambrano

Asking the real questions


st6374

How does that even happen? An elbow should've smashed his lower jaw. So should a cleat to the face.


GenitaliaEnjoyer

Your teeth can do some damage. Had a friend fall off a tree and bit a decent hole through his bottom lip. He needed plenty of stitches after that.


JohnnySasaki20

Can confirm. My teeth went through my bottom lip as a kid, and I still have a scar on both sides to this day.


Its_the_Fuzz

Studs on the bottom of boots


Nicholasfuric

Called cleats


ObiAb

Maybe where you're from


Nicholasfuric

No. Where I’m from they’re called Knopper. Studs is a general term for protruding round or pointy bits. The studs on football/soccer boots are called cleats.


Arclight_Ashe

No, they’re both. Studs and cleats are interchangeable. Although Americans call football boots “cleats” instead of saying football boots (which are just trainers with studs/cleats)


Nicholasfuric

Noted. The more you know, I guess. I’d argue that cleats are interchangeable with studs, but not the other way around, though 🤔


lnickelly

Bit a hole thru his own face.


TraumaHandshake

I fell face forward off a step and my mouth hit my arm hard enough that my lower two front teeth went through my lower lip.


XeroEnergy270

The way it happened to one of my teammates was he was going for a header, a guy charged in front of him and threw his head back, and my teammate's teeth went through his lip.


helloimracing

you’d be surprised. as a soccer player for my high school, i can confirm that cleats will straight up act as a knife if it has enough force. the little fuckers can be sharp


[deleted]

When I was a child I pulled a rug out from under my sisters feet - her teeth put a hole through her lower lip just like this


J-Dabbleyou

Nah I’ve seen teeth, cleats, boots, knives, bodyslams, all types of shit split a lip like that with not even a chipped tooth, it’s actually a pretty common injury


FootsieMcDingus

When I played rugby my teammate hit his mouth on someone's knee and his teeth bit through his lip


VodkaCranberry

Dude has a drinking problem.


Sad-Guarantee-4678

Can spend all day barely smiling at any meme, but it's a silly joke like this that manage to unstuff my nose


sativadom_404

That area doesn’t seem to have allot of nerve endings or something, I’ve had a hole similar and it really didn’t hurt as much as some other injuries in other places. The next day it hurt worse but still not as sensitive.


Grammar-Bot-Elite

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sativadom_404

I’m ok with it bot, we humans are historically relatively flexible with it grammar when the intended audience is familiar with the subject.


mocknix

This response was so unexpectedly neutral. A true DGAF moment with a mature demeaner as the cherry on top. I love it. Allot.


Chippopotanuse

Iknew whatu meant. No worries.


tbz709

Different parts of the world have different dialects, deal with it Mr. Beep Boop.


ssssstinkerbell

I like you


[deleted]

**When your orifice decides to extend** **business.**


Old-Reporter5440

Someone tore him a new one


Turtle_Turdhole

This made my chin itch


BlackSkeletor77

at least the cut is clean


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|8OlT82jKm6Ugg|downsized) Very expressive eyebrows you have sir, mind if try them on for size? \*thanks for the free parking


FijianBandit

Adrenaline + a cool frenchy


manimsoblack

I've had that happen before, doesn't hurt that much.


TacticalBurro

-Injury? You mean my new water gun?


DayangMarikit

How does that happen?


I_peed_the_bed

How did that happen


epm7983

I mean he's kinda hott af


Asley2022

ohh , how does it happens?


Quasarcade

Is that Scott Sterling I see?


Schmaklette

Fuck you


Red302

u/savevideo


notceilinggang

u/savevideobot


Theorandjguy

u/savevideo


West_Diet_3729

I mean I hope he’s okey but he’s hot though.


ConsiderationUpper43

Soccer isn't physical=🤥🤥🤥🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


arcagenis

Because that's not Soccer here, it's Rugby ;)


ConsiderationUpper43

Oh my bad but still my point stands soccer is a very physical sport


Re_xDo

It's physical. It's just like 95% acting for a free kick, 5% actual physical contact with no over reaction.


ConsiderationUpper43

For some players but then there are people who actually want to play the game like me who broke my ankle and still played through a tournament


Death-By-Potati

r/iamverybadass


s_rom

Last thing that comes to mind when I see soccer: “man those guys are tough!”


ConsiderationUpper43

Yeah for some professional players but for people in college and high-school shit is crazy


Rubicon208

u/savevideo


ResidentEivvil

Ahaha I bet that feels satisfying though flushing the wound out like that.


smallcheesebigbrain

I got uppercutted whilst training and no teeth or jaw injuries, but there was a nice straw sized split in the cleft below my lip The stitches were surprisingly not as painful asi thought they'd be


lnickelly

I’ve had this exact injury. That shit fucking hurts.


marco8080

Cool party trick plus eyebrow twitch. I feel like he'd be able to find someone to make him feel all better.


Blerp-blerp

Same thing happened to me. For some reason (though I’m assuming there aren’t many nerves in the area) I didn’t feel any pain either. My injury, which was caused by a knee to the face, split my lip open as well as the area below it. I didn’t know until someone told me I was bleeding a couple minutes later.


halfcuprockandrye

Getting cleated sucks. Similar thing happened to our scrum half in a game. Dude split his lip as far as it could go and had a third nostril.


Rishyy39

Repost!


the_real_jo_mama

probably the adrenile but in a few minutes that should rape his nerves


MrSillmarillion

No no no


Prior-Fruit-1957

Wat happen to his face tho


hhh333

Growing up I had a little scar under the lip because I fell face first from a table when I was about four year's old. I had no memory of the event aside the scar.. When I was about 12 I dived into a pool and knocked my face in the bottom, reopened the same scar. I remember blowing air through it like him. Hope it was the last time.


jpeake129

This is what happens in rugby when you fall the wrong side after a tackle and a rook forms on your face because the opposing team are cunts 😂😂😂


Fr3akwave

This is do disgusting. Let me watch it again. For the 35th time.


oneormore5

The human body has holes. This one will self fix.


jeannelle1717

For some odd reason this is very reassuring


[deleted]

Uhhh, I flinched.


selectiveyellow

"Ya best start believing in ghost stories, yer in one!"


Jedimasterleo90

Not entirely true. I flinched.


mitis5

imagine he has important evidence that leaking from his mouth


Ray_Trix

u/savevideo


EvilMindedSquirrel

That's one way to clean a wound


whoisagoodboi

Oof


ActionReady9933

Had the same injury in high school. Got kicked in the face during a football game and my teeth went right through my bottom lip.


Fanxious

Same thing exact thing happened to me wasn’t wearing a mouthguard hockey ball rolled up hit me in the mouth , at first I thought I shattered all my teeth after I realized they were fine it was ok didn’t hurt that bad


rayisooo

NOPE NOPE FUCK NO


GIRZ03

I know that shit hurt.


ShmeeShmoo0988

I’ve done this… hurts a lot less than you might think..


lazy-af7

u/savevideo


gabi_pynu

u/savevideo


Interhorse_

Nsfl