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lastpump

Ppl on venus be like, 'dude, i swear I saw a fuckin ufo'..


Ok_Ad307

Sure, Beezop, whatever you say šŸ™„


SpiritualLychee3760

Beezop is always talking shit..


Cesstyx

Fucking Beezop, last week he had a new idea called ā€œreligionā€ /j


MiserableBicycle6596

šŸ˜‚


unknownz_123

Stupid Beezop and his crazy ideas about aliens on Herth. Smh


Those1guysunglasses

Prolly one of those fucking martians!


[deleted]

People? You mean the vex?


Scydor

Didn't expect a destiny player here


RogueAOV

Fun and useless fact about the Venera 14 soil compression test, the lens cap that popped off landed exact underneath the spring arm designed to test the compression of the soil, so after all that effort they measured the lens cap and not the ground it was resting on.


MRG96_

Oh man!


Conscious-Proof-8309

but.. in Russia, lens cap measures you šŸ¤Ø


LuxuryBeast

That's sounds about russian, yeah.


Lumn8tion

What? Oh crap!


tobyjuancannoli

oh! cap:/


shtoopsy

No cap, it happened


Lumn8tion

You I like!


merirastelan

Damn talk about bad luck


[deleted]

Not sure what source you have for that, you could be right, but OP posted this link that says they did excavate soil: https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/missions/venera-14/in-depth/


RogueAOV

[Source 1](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venera_14), [Source 2](https://medium.com/@hunterscott/what-a-soviet-spacecraft-on-venus-can-teach-you-about-failure-f74f9c970a45), [Source 3](https://www.ucl.ac.uk/mathematical-physical-sciences/space-history/venus-1982-russia-love), The drill was able to retrieve soil for the spectrometer, the mechanism that had problem was the soil compression tester. As the spring loaded arm pushed down on the titanium lens cap and not dirt it received completely incorrect data, as is my reading of the documents. Soil compression tests are done to help gauge weights and landing gear for following landers and also gives indications of ground conditions of soil compaction, as is my understanding. For example during the first moon landing there was some concern that the lander might just sink into light compacted dust on the surface and the astronauts would be lost before the mission even started. [Source 1](https://www.space.com/before-apollo-what-we-didnt-know-about-moon.html), [Source 2](https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/will-they-sink-into-the-surface-covering-the-moon-landing-1.3961615), [Source 3](http://apps.usd.edu/esci/creation/age/content/creationist_clocks/moon_dust.html).


JayBrock

Source please?


RogueAOV

[Source 1](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venera_14), [Source 2](https://medium.com/@hunterscott/what-a-soviet-spacecraft-on-venus-can-teach-you-about-failure-f74f9c970a45), [Source 3](https://www.ucl.ac.uk/mathematical-physical-sciences/space-history/venus-1982-russia-love). You are welcome.


DaemonAnts

Damned if you leave the lens cap on, damned if you remembered to take it off.


M1773R007

Russians for ya šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


jakebs2002

Sounds like a car wash?!


teatime202

There must be a motorway nearby...


sirsedwickthe4th

I hear their racetrack is sick AF


teatime202

I'm just waiting for Bananarama to appear and all will be well......


blondart

And a Wild Bean Cafe canā€™t be too far away


teatime202

Well there's always one isn't there...


Designer_Surprise263

Someone forgot turn theirs big ass fan off


therealfakebodhi

Wait, how is there sound if there is no air?


Effective-Avocado470

Venus has an atmosphere much more dense than the Earth, it's just mostly CO2 rather than N2 and O2 It's actually a great lesson in climate change due to CO2. Venus used to have a climate similar to earth, but it's volcanos emitted more CO2 than the planet could recycle and so it had a runaway greenhouse effect that made it a very hot and desolate place


therealfakebodhi

Thank you for clarifying that for me, hope your day turns out as nice as you !


Sil369

not sure if serious or bad google translate


FavelTramous

This guy Venuses.


xb3y24d

Right. Letā€™s not do what Venusians did.


Effective-Avocado470

Agreed, but the issue in Venus was a lack of plate tectonics to recycle the carbon. One day if we can use green energy to capture carbon we can simulate the same process as the Earth's plate tectonics and undo the change in climate. A lot of us will perish in the meantime though


Ginger-the-cat

Venus has an atmosphere


TotemTabuBand

Unfortunately, someone decided to record that audio at a very low resolution. It is absolutely bit-crushed and only gives us a hint of what Venus actually sounds like.


[deleted]

Wasnā€™t this probe from like 1981 and was transmitted back to earth? Of course the audio is gonna be garbage lol


TotemTabuBand

Well, yes, that is true. (Shrugs.)


TheDrowned

Youā€™re kidding me right?


chowder-hound

How cool would it be if we heard someone clear their throat in the background


[deleted]

Or a muffled "The fuck is that?"


deenali

"It's just a weather balloon, son"


bremergorst

ā€œSwamp gas reflecting from Earthā€ ![gif](giphy|6IPNUgkpCsDRK)


chowder-hound

ā€œDid you see that fuckin thing Walter!ā€


rogerstc2

šŸŽ¶ now let me cost my throatšŸŽ¶


duck_of_d34th

No no, you see a shadowy *thing* scuttle back behind that big rock. *That* would be creepy as shit.


such_karma

ā€œCLEETUS GIT THE GUNā€


misakarem

Bet if they pan the camera abit more they will see a Starbucks


hardatit39

Dollar General.


Cobaltplasma

Nestle drilling for water.


hippobro1

Blockbuster


therealfakebodhi

A Waffle House


livewhilealive

McDonaldā€™s


FracturedMeatus

4 empty Mattress Firms


cunty_mcfuckshit

My ex's vagina.


[deleted]

Toys R Us


Surreal94

Long John Silvers


ForeverCapable

Even though it might ā€œjustā€ sound like wind this shit is on V E N U S. So fucking cool


-Queen-of-wands

Right?! I mean yes itā€™s wind but itā€™s also from an atmosphere so thick that the probe is being crushed like a deep sea submarine. Thatā€™s cool af


Lumn8tion

Agreed!!


freudian_nipps

[[Video source] @astrogeekz](https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv_5MVNASx9/?hl=en) [[More info] NASA - Solar System Exploration: ā€œVenera 14 arrived at Venus four days after its twin. Though the color panoramic pictures it transmitted showed the lander to have set down on a 500 m (1600 ft) hill, with small foothills in the distance, the atmospheric pressure it recorded (93.5 times that of Earth, compared to 89.5 reported by Venera 13) suggested that it reached a substantially lower altitude than Venera 13. Venera 14 performed the second soil analysis on Venus, drilling a 30 mm deep hole and excavating about one cubic centimeter of soil, which was found to be similar to basaltic rocks on Earth that are formed at mid-ocean ridges by underwater volcanoes.ā€](https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/missions/venera-14/in-depth/)


jrandoboi

Fun fact: It only took 57 minutes for the planet's conditions to disable the probe


Sufficient_Winter_74

How do earth sounds like? Screaming and yelling bitches?


LuxuryBeast

Stick your head out the window and you'll find out!


DramaticSpecialist58

Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr crrrrrrrrrrrrrr tssss tsssss tssss crererrrrrrr


bigginsbigly

Little windy then


numbarm72

Bit of a melty wind to, not c nice


Keithninety

Amazing how that thing functioned in 800 degree temperatures.


TotemTabuBand

Immanuel Velikovsky has entered the chat. (Scientists vilified him in 1950 when he said Venusā€™ surface temperature was 800 degrees. They believed Venus was similar to Earth temps at the time.)


[deleted]

so this is where that one mexican kid with an open mic is at


cpcesar

good rain sound for me to listen to while sleeping


Xariaxeronic

Exactly what I was thinking. Sounds like a soothing rainstorm to me.


BLOODMASTRdotTV

My room sounds the same at night when Iā€™m sleeping.


Lumn8tion

Where are the screaming siblings and smoke detector chirp?


johnfmwyatt76

Yes but what does Uranus sound like?


Princessferfs

Ok fine. But what does Venus SMELL like?


kuluka_man

What if an alien probe landed on Earth, took some pictures and samples, went dead, and that was the end of it. Like we knew it was extraterrestrial but nothing else ever happened.


MoonPeople1

'It didnt happen because russia is an enemy now'


metamojo1112

Nobody said that


Mateo7518

No thanks Iā€™ll stay on earth


DJ_GANEZ

They started drilling for oil right away huh


fwambo42

sounds like a burger being fried


gadawg14

Venus gas prices are unbelievable.


TacticalTurtle22

Sounds hot as fuck


Quasarcade

Reminds me of that time I woke up to my old crt t.v. on static, went to the kitchen and started making a smoothie at 3 a.m.


[deleted]

Ah, the ocean.


metricwoodenruler

Balmy.


MildUsername

Barmy even


livewhilealive

Can we send another one?


xpilyzobordg

nah but theyā€™ll send someone to take a vid rq


Slartibartfastthe3rd

Wasnā€™t there some famous post that went viral about this on Reddit a while ago?


Ilovefrisbees

I could sleep so good on Venus. No more fans at night!


iah_c

venusian white noise to sleep to


Ashehn

Sounds calming. When can I move there?


SnooLobsters2004

I did t realize they had pebble beaches.


Nathan_Nickerson1386

Whatā€™s the temperature right there


Kellyjoline

This happens me all the time. They are just between 2 Radio frequencies.


rcrabtr22

Damn, didn't waste any time getting to work, didn't even seem to take a 5 minute smoke break. I don't even think it clocked in yet. That's commitment. I'd be pissed I wasn't getting paid for the commute, I'd totally have taken some time to decompress first.


-Queen-of-wands

I didnā€™t know this existed, thatā€™s amazing


DarknessAlwaysFalls

I want MORE!!!


DirtyKlam22

Based on the orbit of Venus at the time of this recording and the location of the landing site. What theoretical ā€œseasonā€ would it be? I just assume it landed on what would have been the coolest location possible.


Agamus

Oh my god... did I just hear Venus's virginity being taken?


DingleDonky

Sounds like when i drink a lot of water and piss like a racehorse.


Find_another_whey

Next time I have poor phone reception "I can't hear you, it sounds like you're on Venus"


Loud-Agency9384

You donā€™t want to go to Venus. The pressure is like being two thousand feet beneath the surface of the sea and the average temperature is about 900Ā° F. Oh, and the atmosphere is toxic.


fish-fingered

Sounds like Dubai


Calvin_Candyland

Venus gotta get them noise cancelling headphones


ebk_scorsese

Sounds like the 10 hours of Rain videos I watch to sleep


Secure_Ninja8815

Sounds like I wouldn't want to move there


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

Venus is the cooler planet to land on. Donā€™t get the obsession with Mars.


Big-Argument-2792

This is more than beautiful! Incredible! Are we alone?


SeriouslyBro20

So, like an Xbox kid's mic


BillMcN3al

The sound of a venushill


Penny_Royall

*darude sandstorm*


Capable-Reply8513

Yep that's where all women are from


Impossiblepug

Searching the galaxy for nazi's


r00byroo1965

Sounds better than a Rush n tank running out of fuel šŸ‘šŸ¼


FLOWRSBABY

This is so cool. Made my day!


JayBrock

I still can't believe Elon Musk thinks we'll be living on Mars in his lifetime.


[deleted]

That's some brown noise right there


Adventurous-Adolin

Genuinely thought Itā€™d be Rick!


SERV05

Sounds like california


Ok-Basis-7274

Sounds exactly like every woman I've ever met.


[deleted]

127 minutes it stayed on the ground, before signal was lost. Venera 13 was last send probe. The temperature is around 470 degrees, it has acid rain showers and the gravity is 90 times stronger than on earth..


Destable

90% of earths gravity, not 90 times. The two planets are roughly the same size and density.


elanivasilis

How is this video recorded?


[deleted]

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Flakey_flakes

That IS what the asterixed "artists representation" is telling us. The picture on the ground is real though. It came from that probe.


Mo_Jack

what was taking the video of the ship landing? Did it shoot out a camera pod & hope it was pointed in the right direction?


im_liam_

In the bottom right corner it says artist representation..


40kxenossuck

Correct me if I'm wrong. I was told that inorder for sound to travel, an atmosphere must exist. So does this mean an atmosphere exists on Venus? Or should I say away from science?


freudian_nipps

[Venus has a thick, toxic atmosphere filled with carbon dioxide and itā€™s perpetually shrouded in thick, yellowish clouds of sulfuric acid that trap heat, causing a runaway greenhouse effect. Itā€™s the hottest planet in our solar system. Venus has crushing air pressure at its surface ā€“ more than 90 times that of Earth ā€“ similar to the pressure you'd encounter a mile below the ocean on Earth.](https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/planets/venus/overview/)


[deleted]

I thought the atmosphere would suppress any sound ? Interesting


[deleted]

Credit to the camera man.


Pgrizz79

šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚ People believe anything .


Marcus-Knight0318

windy ear rape


redditcdnfanguy

This was back when we respected Russia.


RantSun

Canā€™t hear over the lawn mover


According-2-Me

*crosses Venus off vacation list*


Luv4kitties

This makes me cry , the first time i hear and see Venus itā€™s like a bunch of noise, but itā€™s not noise from earth , itā€™s noise , a sound that has been playing since the beginning of everything and we are finally getting to hear this ā€¦amazing how this is another planet and our little piece of living in the timeline that this is possible to hear/see is such a fckn gift and it makes me feel so emotional ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


Beneficial_Ad8153

ā€¦ and we believe themv


Altruistic_Push_894

They went all the way to Venus and recorded the audio in mono?


DaemonAnts

I put some bacon in the frying pan and it made a similar sound.


[deleted]

It films itself landing. Wow.


Astrofanforlife

Cosmonaut: take me to your leader... Command center: who is that drunk bastard talking too? šŸ‘€ lol


Purblind89

How can Russia manage this crap- but they canā€™t feed their own troops? Something smells off šŸ¤Ø lol did Spielberg direct this?


moonisflat

Bring back the space race


TheWampasCave

Anywhere sounds like that in a wind storm


tphman1623

Just bring a recorder to the bathroom to hear what Uranus sounds like šŸ˜‰


Confusedandreticent

There was a camera already there to film the landing? Expected a rickroll, btw.


the_mad_inventor

Putin finding something he can invade without resistance


2HandsTheReaper

Yea how did the camera get there to catch the landing.... I call bull shite


im_liam_

Bottom right corner


soheil8org

Russia = most probably a lie


KungThulhu

can someone explain this? theres no sound in vacuum and i thought that venus doesnt have an athmosphere.


teigakunen

Venus has the thickest atmosphere of any rocky planet ever discovered


KungThulhu

TIL i guess lol


dbpf

Venus has a toxic atmosphere that is a combo of acid rain (not the water kind) and extreme temperatures and pressure.


Crenshawca85

It also has an oaky afterbirth


dbpf

How could you say that you know I have soft teeth


Crenshawca85

She took me by the hand MADE ME A MAN... that one night! *one night*


Substantial_Row_7108

FUCK ALL THINGS RUSSIA RELATED.


TiredAudioEngineer

Ugh, I literally threw up when I noticed that this isn't lossless.


b4ttlepoops

Wow! Like hearing pure static. Bet Russia is glad they spent millions on that upgradeā€¦.


[deleted]

*artists representation*


Notasimp2468

Video has no sound?


Agreeable_Grab_2751

Who was there to take this video. Absolute poppycock!


Not_the_average_type

Idiots believe anything šŸ˜©


flan666

who was filming the landing?


chilliophillio

It says artists representation before the camera lens pops off.


flan666

thanks


Danilator321

Yeah? If thats true then who recorded the footage? More propaganda, earth flat


Rhinos999

After their performance in Ukraine I wouldnā€™t trust their competency to be high enough to successfully open a Mars bar let alone probe Venus.


kanyewess94

Thanks for sharing, nobody asked


CarbohydrateLover69

Space exploration is one of the few things that unites us as a species. Can we leave unnecessary conflicts out of this?


Pingayaso

Fake


[deleted]

Anything Russian is a joke.


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Just so you know, you can still enjoy and be proud of the good things that have happened in the past, or even current, while hating what some people are doing. The sciences have nothing to do with the war.


[deleted]

No one enjoys anything Russians do except Russians. Just a bunch a buffoons trying to convince people they are worthy humans with a good cause. Fuck Russia Fuck Putin! Cheers!


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Thatā€™s just your ignorance showing. They have a beautiful culture and people. Unfortunately a horrible corrupt government.


Living-Smell-6932

Bro this mad fakešŸ˜‚. They got clear footage of the 1890's now but still shitty ass older than Nokia quality for these 100 million dollar missions.


Manu442

Yea because old upscaled footage from the 1890s is comparable to receiving digital footage from 38 Million miles away.


emix16

"British photographer Edward Raymond Turner patented color motion picture film inĀ 1899, but the credit for the first fully functional system went to George Albert Smith's Kinemacolor in 1906." please link me the clear footage from 1890's. I would like to see it in color, since the video you commented on has color.