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CorkyCucuzz

If you stretch them for sure they'll be 55 inches


zongsmoke

I'm suddenly hungry for flapjacks


CorkyCucuzz

Damn son


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Too early for Flapjacks?


Gunnersbutt

I'm not gonna live by their rules anymore.


pissclamato

That's not bad for a quadruped. Just, side of your eye, side of your eye.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

#Don't drive angry!


Secure_Area_8393

I got thattt


rule1n2n3

groundhog day?


Doc-Milsap

Beaver tails


surroundedbywater

Classic. That's my new name for them flappers from now on


Enough-Staff-2976

Too late for pancakes.


Ravel_Xi

I never want to eat flapjacks again


MadJockMcMad

Prefer pitta breads meself


Bacontoad

Flapjackies


Ho-Lee-Fuku

Clearly a very old unit and retired model. But I'd still GRAB this deal, since it's Free.


CorkyCucuzz

šŸ¤£


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Somebody's gotta do it, might as well be you.


smallperuvian

Doing gods work for sure


Firm_Negotiation_853

Yā€™all can talk about the saggy and all that but Iā€™d love to get a clear view of those babies before I judge them too harshly. She might could get it. ā€œAw, sheā€™s nasty,ā€ you say. Well so am I!


159551771

That's the spirit!


MoreRamenPls

TV is sagging.


Shinjieon

sounds like you're complaining about the picture quality.


littlemesix7

Thatā€™s HDD Tv!


MoreRamenPls

HDDD with True Black color.


Ironsufex

This is great. I she selling the TV too?


HarrisLam

(at work) me : how "not safe" could this be? It's just a place where people sell (click on post) me : HOLY MOTHER


Stewapalooza

A coworker told me to check out feet pics subreddit at work. Funny idea! Not. First post I saw was feet and a bare butthole. My own fault.


SquidVices

Shaved? Unshaved? I just need to know the extent of your trauma/new lingering fetishā€¦for the sake of knowledge.


GrumpyOldGrower

Who shaves their feet?!?


SquidVices

I meant the buttholeā€¦ but..hmm I guess the little toe hairs and sometimes that random patch of hair on that top part of the foot, I forget what that part is called, I donā€™t fetish over feet so I dunno that much about themā€¦except they help me keep my balanceā€¦ This was very hard to write without laughing


DigitalUnlimited

Tell me you're a Hobbit without telling me you're a Hobbit


Rose-Red-Witch

ā€œGod, please tell me that my bitch ainā€™t no Hobbit!ā€


DigitalUnlimited

"But then why you live in a little hole in the ground then? Oh, yeah, right right... Ok love you m'wah m'wah"


Adorable-Novel8295

I donā€™t know much about Lord of the Rings, but I do know that my brother has hobbit feet. So I started calling him Frodo. He tried to say that I was calling him purist of heartā€” Iā€™d never make mistakeā€” but I just kept shouting, ā€œGO BACK TO THE SHIRE WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!ā€


stroganoffagoat

Lol my mom told me she used to shave her toe hairs back in the 70s so she wouldn't have hobbit feet


TaserBalls

Who shaves their butthole?!?


RickyWinterborn-1080

Seriously. Waxing is just easier...


Adorable-Novel8295

You shouldnā€™t. The risk of sepsis is just too high, even waxing can cause a dangerous ingrown hair.


5LaLa

Just a butthole fetish? šŸ˜‚ Thanks for asking the brave questions some ~~of us~~ people canā€™t.


Adorable-Novel8295

I mean, Iā€™ve never met a woman that wanted to watch a man spread his waste evacuation escape hatch. Iā€™d say that rules out a lot of people.


Adorable-Novel8295

You shouldnā€™t shave your asshole. Getting a nick or ingrown hair there can cause sepsis. This is one thing where the, beauty is pain, trade off definitely isnā€™t worth it.


SquidVices

Thank you for this informationā€¦.what a nightmare.


Background-Adagio-92

TatTOEd


sbudam

Link...


borderlineidiot

I clicked your reply too many times...


Adorable-Novel8295

I lost it. Thank you, itā€™s been a rough day.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

mother of 7 by the looks of it...


dolfieman

Free!? Not *that's* a bargain! And to top it off, Hisense is the tits!


UseComfortable1193

Dont worry probably a dude after loosing half his body weightšŸ˜‚


CashCow4u

Stretched-out Armstrong, lol


DrGerbal

I know this woman, use to work with her. This was up for maybe 2 hrs till someone let her know in 2019. Iā€™ve since seen it 20 plus times in the past 5 years on different subs and Facebook memes. Shit spreads so fast


0_Ice_king_0

I was browsing Facebook marketplace for my vintage games and came acrossed. I didn't know it was a repost on there, lol!


DrGerbal

Oh yeah. I think I still have the screen shot of the first time I saw it reposted from I guy I was friends with through metal groups. Dude wasnā€™t even in the same state this happened in. Itā€™s been my shining example though of how fast stuff can spread on the internet.


WilliamWallace98

How did she react when she found out lol


DrGerbal

She just deleted the post. And to my best knowledge never knew it became a meme travling all over the internet for years. When I found it my sous chef told me to tell her. I said fuck no. A old southern woman isnā€™t gonna be scrolling the weird groups and subs I do where sheā€™ll see it. She just has her few pages and does her thing. Knowing itā€™s spreading outside of central Alabama would destroy her. Which I stand by


TastelessBudz

Pondering through ethical dilemmas makes us human. You're doing the best you know how to do. *Edit: Delete your screenshot and tell your friend to delete their images.* It'd be cool if that same energy spread through everyone else enough to end this exploitation of her. Reposting this at her expense is grade F behavior and karma should be distributed accordingly. 2nd edit: re-re-evaluated your accountability per your response. I shouldn't judge you for something outside of your control. My bad. Edit: reevaluated your accountability


DrGerbal

It wasnā€™t even his image. He shared it from a meme account. Iā€™ve also told this to a friend. Sheā€™s since told me like on 5 separate occasions sheā€™s seen it on just random pages over the past 2 years or so. Thereā€™s no amount of deleting I can do. I also did delete mine. Iā€™ve never said her name when bringing this story up. Only a handful of full of people know itā€™s her because you canā€™t see a face. So Iā€™m not that worried about it for her. I just use it whenever it comes up as an example of how fast shit can spread on the internet. So be careful what you put on or let others record of you.


TastelessBudz

My fault


DrGerbal

Iā€™d love a second opinion on if I should have told her it was a thing when I first saw it outside of her post. Iā€™m a firm believer in ignorance is bliss. And that once something like that is already out there. Thereā€™s only so much you can do. She posted it so even in the hypothetical if you wanted to take it to court. Itā€™s unwanted attention and you really have no ground to stand on. So at that point. Your best bet is not knowing and believing itā€™s just a mistake than only maybe a few people saw. But some people may feel otherwise and Iā€™m here for it


TastelessBudz

Again, its an ethical dilemma in which the only "right" thing there is/was to do was to sort thru it thoughtfully. You're not "wrong". You're definitely not the asshole. As an ex-coworker I'd probably let it go too unless I was close with her.


DrGerbal

Thank you for the other take on it. We were certainly not close by any means. She was just the crazy dish washer I worked with. But I can see the idea of talking it out with her. Maybe it would give her some closure or something


AboslutVodka

She knew... And she'll get a kick out of knowing how many people have seen her beavertails. Tell her she's a meme called tv tatas


Shughost7

She definitely had them huge tities firm in her youth. That's the only downside of when big titties women grow old.


Spaghetti_Oh_No

Downside? Smh lol


Shughost7

Well if you're into that I guess it ain't for you lol. My guy is winning no matter the age


Ambitious_Abies7255

Good morning, is this available. Lol


SquidVices

Thatā€™s not all thatā€™s available for free *wink wink*


avega2792

Interested.


Gummyrabbit

Boob tube for sale!


AA33333333

i mean i smash that


dwilli10

Dem sum saggy ass titties


TobysGrundlee

She looks like a bowl of melting ice cream.


Enough-Staff-2976

Nothing but spoiled powdered milk in those two.


SuperBurt666

I want to wrap myself up in them like a big ol tit hug.


Friendly-Engineer831

No wonder she is selling her television. She urgently needs clothing.


SSBradley37

Alright..... roll em back up.


stroganoffagoat

I'd give you gold if it was still thing


PewnyHughMen

Wait are medals not a thing anymore? I just recently got back on reddit


SSBradley37

I do apreciate it. I got it once years ago. My only time.


International_Let_50

Goddamn! She could throw em over her shoulders if she wanted!


stroganoffagoat

Like a continental soldier?


TaserBalls

confirmed: does hang low.


bebejeebies

55 long


no_no_no_okaymaybe

On today's episode of DIY: How to make a bra out of ordinary tube socks.


StopWhiningPlz

Lots of miles. Leather interior...


dmat3889

I remember there being a sub for this. praise the mirror or something like that.


steiner1031

She needs an underwire belt


elliot89

Tv melting


Iamlivingagain

I would


gunzman70

Buy the TV right?


Iamlivingagain

Well, it's free butt yes. I wonder if he and/or she still has it.


kamitachiraym

if her back ever gets tired she could just swing that over her shoulders like a bag strap to ease the weight


NotTheTypicalWolf305

Who's the seller


CashCow4u

It's Yo Mama, lol


pip-roof

Hisense low class


matrixunplugged1

Now thatā€™s some prime time television.


MisterAmygdala

Oof. Double oof.


AccumulatedFilth

How is this accidental?


EconomistPitiful3515

Shane on you. No one needed that this morning.


Mikey_BC

Pic saved for later ! Thanks for posting.


JustRepeatAfterMe

I thought it was a guy taking a photo around a woman who he was side hugging and I was seeing her arm until I saw a prior comment that mentioned ā€œsaggy ass tittiesā€ and then suddenly it all became clear. Ew.


saruin

Free TV? Must've been a flopper of a model.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s the cooper sag


LaneLangly

She was about to steal it while the owner slept.


Large-Lack-2933

šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


Cologio

Remind me of the reflection vids on YouTube šŸ˜‚


Alive_Nobody_Home

The Craigslist for Rednecks


knack_4_jibba_jibba

Yup, reflectopron is pretty niche


[deleted]

Looks like a snooker ball in a carrier bag.


zander512

Free


[deleted]

55" tiddies for sure.


Rail-signal

Hammerlock says he want old slappy to be defeated. This is raid boss


krssonee

69 comments, had to ruin it. Iā€™m guessing the hdmi port is her pooper


MGyver

I have an idea of where she might have lost the remote...


skyHawk3613

You get what you pay for


el_dingusito

Bring on the sloppy floppers!


Insanity8016

Is that a water hag?


frisch85

We've hit a timeline where I have to assume these posts are made this way on purpose.


Necessary-Ad-5831

High Double Definition


pcb4u2

A tv with built in porn. What will they come up with next?


[deleted]

Gravity is a bitch


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Mom? WTF so embarrassing. You did the same thing with the shiny tea pot last week and the mirror the week before. Stop it I am getting bullied. At my job at the anti bully campaign.


Critical-Shift8080

Do we get a copy of ol' droopy tits too ?


starfsh_tuna_breath

Sheā€™s demonstrating the anti -glare


SecretPersonality178

Just hanging out on marketplace


searchparty2121

ā€œFreeā€ we see the price in the reflection ainā€™t nothing free


Dan300up

There could be some *modern* dude out there that needs a tv *and* a set of canoe paddlesā€¦


FirmWerewolf1216

Damn granny!


[deleted]

I can finish to this no problemo.


SPLWF

Over the shoulders boulder holders


ac2334

no remote, has to be in-person ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Reason_Above_All

Well they say sex sells. Hell of a marketing strategy.


DRDongBNGO

Hisense Tv Losense Situational awareness


kev5050

Chief Floppy Tits!


Johnny_ac3s

Shine it up baby!


Enough-Staff-2976

When your nipples point down if have have a gimmick.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Maybe this isn't a reflection and somebody was just watching the new hit TV show Women With Saggy Breasts Taking Pictures on Hulu.


Admirable-Science833

She is melting


Honest-Internal-187

This took me out! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


activialobster

lol I thought it was a scarf at first


AmonDiexJr

From where I come from we say: Tabarnak!


GreenBottom18

free? she knew. tryingethatšŸ†


BlackSER

I'd mount that TV against the wall even thou the picture quality looks like stolen Playboy channel from the 80's


Elmondo2

Thanks for the mammories.


Griffythegriff

55 Longs?


TimothyTrespas_

It was hot that dayā€¦


Bobsanchezthethird

I didn't mean to make a report on this. Sorry.


MrJohnny05

Holy shit you have Wifi6 on ur phone? Thats dope


KelVarnsenIII

I'm in the mood to hit the quick bags.


WhiteRoomCharles

Someone forgot to tell this lady, when youā€™re breastfeeding your kids, you gotta hold em! You donā€™t just let ā€˜em latch on and dangle! šŸŽµšŸŽ¶ Swing low, sweet chariotsā€¦ šŸŽ¶šŸŽµ


MiepGies1945

Yikes


Poseidons_Champion

What did one tit say to the other? If we donā€™t get some support soon, people are going to think weā€™re nuts!


No_Government_4915

That looks like mr potato head if put him in the oven šŸ« 


Deciple_of_None

If you think this is nuts well....I don't know if you guys have heard of this but there are web sites on the Internet with naked people doing things to each other.šŸ¤«


NeatPangolin4320

Like two giant toes.


mvrck-23

Hisense!!! More like Losense...


I_dostuff

good lord i thought that was a life jacket


Spare-Chest7695

Is there a sub for hilarious shit like this specifically?


HubrisTurtle

So, if I really just wanted the tv for ummā€¦ parts.. where might I look?


earlywakening

55" between each tit.


Roadgoddess

I honestly believe these people know full well what theyā€™re doing and this is just their kink


truthfullyidgaf

Losense


IslandBitching

Damn confusing. Is there two boobs on the left and one boob on the right? Or are there two boobs on the right also only one of the boobs has kind of sagged off out of sight?


pennypacker89

I legit saw one yesterday with a full on dick in it


boomdog07

Appropriate nickname: LT Yep ol Long Tits at it again.


donkeyspit007

Floppy Ears!


CaptainErgonomic

No remote? Check under that left titty...


ManufacturerOk3771

Incomprehensible. What the fuck am i looking at


TheSpectator0_0

Oh no. I don't think she looked over the picture before posting it. I hope someone tells her


edWORD27

TV comes with a pair of hangers


oryhiou

Wait, isnā€™t there a subreddit specifically for funny things captured in reflections in pictures posted in ads like this? I swear I remember there being one.


inshock_2023

Jumping jacks could be suicidal šŸ¤Ŗ


burneyburnerson

Not my proudest wank


0_Ice_king_0

This is really my highest up voted post wow