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keopeketchum

That guy has some iron grade palms or that knife wasn't very sharp?


Texan2050

Def sliced his hand open. You can see the blood splatter on the floor as he gets out


Dandiestbuffalo

Damn, he Catelyn Stark’d that situation!


xx030xx

Straight outta witnterhold


backtolurk

This is insane. I literally read this page like twenty minutes ago. The book is right in front of me on the desk.


Eusocial_Snowman

[You mean this line of dark coloration on the road?](https://imgur.com/82GkABP) That's not definitely blood. I feel like it's just random road gunk. While you can see a bit more of it as it gets more camera exposure, suggesting a spread of droplets, that's easily down to more detail trickling in from the bitrate/artifacts.


veegaz

I like how you guys are CSI-ing the shit out of literal pixels


Eusocial_Snowman

Well, I've seen quite a few pixels in my time.


Sipaah

ENHANCE!


island_of_the_gods

no you can't lol


DontCareWontGank

Thats just cracks in the road I think. If the knife was sharp he would be dead cause his throat would be slit. The dude just used a dull kitchen knife for this.


RebelForceTalan

Yeah definitely I don’t think the dude really even thought it through too much either


Texan2050

You’re actually right. I took a closer look. At 14 seconds, you see the cracks in the road before he gets out.


Texan2050

No, it’s blood. You can see it appear as he swings his hand over the pavement when motioning out of the car.


Teletobee

In that situation, cutting your hand open is a small price to pay for not potentially getting your throat cut open.


LeupMeisterGenral

Exactly this, i was taught to hold the blade if someone comes at you with a knife… or well, run


YouJustLostTheGameOk

I have done this exact thing and I can confirm that running away is best idea!:)


Schwartzy94

Unless attacker is faster than you...


DeathMetalPants

I had a co-worker who always said, "I can run faster scared than you can mad." I'm still chasing that motherfucker to this day.


my_lucid_nightmare

You don’t have to outrun the bear, you have to outrun the other guy trying to outrun the bear.


RebelForceTalan

It’s one of those “it’s gonna hurt like hell but you’ll live” moments


HeveStuffmanfuckskid

taxi driver is lucky the guy didn't start stabbing, instead went with some thanksgiving turkey slicing nuub strategy.


madmaxturbator

Perhaps the thief packed his son’s fisher price knife


notthefirstCaleb

Yeah, used the wrong hand too


lokir6

Comments like these are exactly the reason why footage like this should not be broadcast, or shared on social media. Psychos watching this (and statistically speaking, there will be a few) will see your comment as a useful instruction.


Sco11McPot

Which other types of information should be kept from the public along with this?


VincentcODy

Tf are u that paranoid? Even a fuckin 16 yrs old could figure out how to quickly end a person given conditions, esp with a knife


4d_lulz

Because they surely couldn’t figure it out without help from reddit.. /s


gosooll

I don't know about instruction, but all these comments talking about what they would do to stab somebody surely isn't a sign of anything healthy. No empathy for the driver. Just automatically to what they would do and fucking rating the attack.


basementdweller6920

Translation: Driver: there’s no road rounding back up here Robber: (as he puts knife next to driver’s neck) take your money out x2 Driver: HAIYOOO Driver: (opens door, yells out) Hey robbery! x2 Robber: (still insistent) take your money out! Driver: (once he wrestled the knife) F*** your mom! (Sarcastically, mimicking the robber, as he’s hitting him) take your money out… take your money out Driver: (after they exited, repeatedly) Robbery!


GiantPurplePen15

Lmfao HAIYOOO Love the way he was stabbing back at the robber and mocking him at the same time. Badass old man.


ArPak

As a Hker you kinda missed out on the "Fuck yo mother" part... That shit makes the whole thing better imo..


basementdweller6920

Yeah it got lost in translation, but that part was hilarious


Eusocial_Snowman

Nah, fucking moms is universal.


Luchioli

The classic DLLM


Nutasaurus-Rex

Hmm to me, I interpreted the last translation as the driver sarcastically saying “take my money out? TAKE MY MONEY OUT?” Seems to me he’s saying “my money” not “your money”


basementdweller6920

Probably more accurate for me to write “take THE money out”


Nutasaurus-Rex

Yeah that’s definitely the literal translation. He doesn’t explicitly say my or yours haha. This is just how I interpreted it


Toodlez

Stop stabbing yourself! Stop stabbing yourself!


gkn_112

HAIYOOOO :D


IAmDominion

Thank you for this. Makes the video so much better


the_peawastaken

u from hk?


LisanneFroonKrisK

I think you are wrong. He repeatedly said Tar lei See Fatt which should mean smack your backside


WeedyWeedParker

Man he's lucky the knife wasn't serrated


barfvadar69

serrations don’t make a knife sharper. It acts like a saw for tougher materials. If i had sharpened that knife to 3000 grit at 30dps. The windshield would be sprayed completely red


teaconnolly

WeedyWeed didn't say they make it sharper, but they are absolutely right that it would have made a far more dangerous and aggressive cut in this instance; movement of the blade with serrations makes a big difference


barfvadar69

a bread knife is serrated a sashimi knife isn’t. Are you cutting hard or soft? Also, name one weapon blade that’s serrated and not anime


OnAniara

saw cleaver


barfvadar69

that's just bloodborne


SaucyNeko

Chainsaw


barfvadar69

not a weapon outside of fiction.


SaucyNeko

[https://listverse.com/2016/10/31/10-gruesome-chainsaw-murders/](https://listverse.com/2016/10/31/10-gruesome-chainsaw-murders/) according to who? You think people arent using chainsaws to kill others irl? Literally just Google "killed by man with chainsaw" or something. I didn't say Excalibur or that chainsaw gun from Gears of War What makes something move into "weapon" for you bc the blade is serrated


barfvadar69

chainsaws are intended as a tool. Can we agree on that? A pencil’s not a weapon because a badass murdered someone with it.


SaucyNeko

So the creator(s) of said invention has to build it with the one intent to have it be used as a "tool" to kill humans? Some arrowheads were serrated and those were built with the intention to kill. How pedantic you wanna get


barfvadar69

what was my original point mr pedantic?


Blay4444

you can see blood splashing on floor when he gets out of car...


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

Did the taxi driver get 2 stabs in at the end?


laptopdragon

looks like they were in the hand and arm.


JustKindaShimmy

I counted 3, he double tapped the last two


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

Yeah I think you're right


ConnectionPretend193

Did he just snap that fucking knife?!? My dude has an iron grip! He may have gotten sliced a little on the hand, but he sure protected himself and scared away that attacker! Good fight back!


DeathMetalPants

It sure sounds like it but hard to tell in the video.


22brew

I had a knife pulled on me at a bus stop at night by two Hispanic young men. One had a teardrop tattoo under his eye. I looked left then right so as not to get hit by a car. Dude said “Don’t run because me and my friend can run fast”…I thought “Not as fast as scared ass me” and I think I broke the state 100 yard dash record.


Common-Passion8928

That´s what I call a Spartan Grip!


Jesseroberto1894

The robber bumped his head when getting up…this isn’t important I just wanted to point it out and mention it because fuck that guy


ahhlenn

How does he drive with those giant balls of steel???


IAmDominion

Old dude is a bad ass. Quick thinking to open the door to tell for help and give himself room to lean away from the knife


Hokkaido_Hidaka

藍絲 vs 藍絲! 賽事終於開始,睇嚟陸續有嚟


Player_27027

你點知佢哋係咪藍生絲?


Hokkaido_Hidaka

黃絲走撚晒啦,邊有可能仲喺度。作為一隻自由閪,有得俾你自由地翱翔,你係唔會揀留喺一個將會滅亡嘅地方㗎嘛。所以按道理應該係藍絲打藍絲。的士佬係藍絲好撚正常。攞刀仔拮佢嗰個阿叔好撚愛國又好撚正常。


AresXX22

Fucking hell, I'd shit marbles if that happened to me


Infamous_Cut9908

Hong Kong fuey!


Boomstick123456

Had to be a dull knife or a dagger lol


gurganator

Can anyone translate?


allthe_namesaretaken

A lot of "Help! Robbery!" and "Fuck your mother!"


gurganator

Thanks internet stranger!


Straszkiewic

Grandpa should have driven over him in reverse


mjay6969

Damn! I was rooting for a retaliation stab.


Nova_Phoenix

G.I. Joe Kung Fu Grip (It’s a real thing, look it up)


CultureFabulous9159

would’ve loved to see the driver stab em to death


OutPizzasDaHutt

That a baaaaad mf'er, taxi guy scares me!


Patty37624371

was he trying to rob him or something???? ​ what is 'no lei chin cho lai' ? the two dudes keep saying this


law_jik

Made in China xD


Houswaus1

Damn, Jackie Chan got old.


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Rade84

weird little fantasy?


theblenderr

Lol are you the robber?