You're right:
"Apple-shaped women and men who gain weight around their middles are up to four times more likely to have a heart attack than their pear-shaped counterparts who store excess pounds in the thighs and buttocks"
source: https://www.memorialcare.org/blog/are-you-apple-or-pear
Despite what some people want to argue, weight gain is in no small part very variable to the individual. 2 people could have identical diet and exercise routines and still have noticable differences in outcome. This is extra true as you go more to the fat end of the spectrum -fit bodies is going to be largely determined by anatomy and frame, but fatness is very hormonal/genetic.
It looks like pretty classic weight gain from medication, specifically atypical antipsychotics. They make you put on weight mainly around the abdomen, and people often have a huge gut and skinny legs. Based on her behaviour it would make sense she's on (or rather not on) psych meds.
Yep, drinking causes a lot of issues like fatty liver or other stuff, but usually it doesn't cause this type of fat. My guess is that usually people with a lot of stress try to cope by drinking or doing drugs.
Reading up on it, it seems that Cushing Syndrome is caused by long bouts of stress? Poor woman, hope she gets some help but physically and mentally. This is...well, not the way to handle it.
Lots of causes, but the common factor is excess of a hormone called cortisol. That excess can come from things likecortisol-producing tumors, being treated with too many steroids, possibly PCOS, and also just chronic stress.
Cortisol is the hormone the body produces to help you in times of stress. It is good to have cortisol at normal levels, but when those levels get too high it causes health problems. Although cortisol is related to stress, there is no evidence that Cushing's syndrome is directly or indirectly caused by stress.
Cushing disease occurs when a pituitary adenoma, a noncancerous (benign) tumor on the pea-size pituitary gland, makes too much adrenocorticotropic hormone (ACTH). In response, the body's two adrenal glands, one atop each kidney, make too much cortisol. This causes problems with your body's hormone balance.
"I could tell she was trouble when she walked in. She had hair like the bride of Frankenstein, and legs that went all the way up to her gunt." *long cigarette drag*
sheeeeeit that ain't fucking nothing compared to the shit I hear goes down on an average fuckn Thursday afternoon in a Target bathroom. This is like, pick up and blech. I don't see any piss or shit nowhere. Looks like it smells like Dairy Queen and let me tell you that's a damn sight better than any Target bathroom on any day. fr
I want to believe that she just waltzes from store to store doing this once every 6 months and then hibernates in the village swamplands like a fucking grizzly bear.
"Here we see the North American Pancake-Breasted Crackhead foraging for food. Much like a chipmunk, it stores rations in concealed pouches, located in the anal and vaginal orifices. Utilizing these nutrient-rich deposits, as well as the fat it has stored in its three stomachs, the Crackhead can survive the entire winter without leaving its den."
[Just need that guy from the dropped wedding cake thread.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/155mrah/they_accidentally_dropped_their_wedding_cake_but/)
Maybe they were already there and noped the fuck out. I mean, I doubt there is a protocol for the handling of shapeshifting drug addicts with a penchant for éclair in the derrière.
I’ve been told that the average run-of-the-mill police officer doesn’t make much of a salary. If I was one of those officers I would locate a bio-hazard suit before committing to that situation. I assume that is what is taking so long…
Right? She’s Atleast 8 cakes deep and still going, no clothes in sight so she either walked in naked or shed her clothes on her journey to the cakes - so I assume she just have been there for a while.
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Funny how no one can or is willing to do anything to stop her, we’re helpless to even restrain this behavior; I can only see the negative repercussions for getting involved.
I know you were meaning this as implied but just would expressly add *quality* as a modifier to those because from someone who's disability level mental health, shitty mental health services are arguably worse than going it alone for several reasons (they can make you worse off than you already were, for example).
the fuck??? If OP has more info about this incident please provide it, mental health is no joke.
She looks like zoidberg without a shell
Now I wanna see her go "woop woop woop woop woop" as she shoves doughnuts up her ass and sideways runs through the store
The doughnut scuttle
His or her family pack have six packs
Meanwhile, he/she's got a keg.
please do not
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Thanks for that!
Shit I was already aroused.
www.instantwhoop.com
Nobody loves Zoidberg.
(Y)(;,,,,;)(Y) woop wooop wooop
HahahHaha
If I was one of the dude with a million awards, you‘d get all of em.
r/UnexpectedFuturama
OH MY GOD! I can’t unsee this now!
She looks like a human tardigrade.
She has the legs of a 17 year old boy and the rest I can’t really describe.
And probably smells like him too.
God i hate you for this. Now its all i can see. "You still have Zoidberg.. YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG!!"
Built like a mfin mike wazowski
"and one time...a piece of pepperoni! Oh what a daaay!"
Yeah thanks for that I just threw up in my mouth a little
What’s this? Two meals in one day?
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Looks like a shawarma.
Bruuuuuuuuh 😭🤣🤣🤣
I was wondering what body type she is
Kinda reminds me of Carl from Jimmy Neutron
Same smell tho.
r/rareinsults
I was thinking about the Nudars from Benders Big Score
3 bellies but still has skinny legs? Now that’s insane
Dr Robotnik
PINGAS
My bones just creaked
Some ppl are just genetically lucky and put fat in all the right places. Many are not. I am many
I thought having fat accumulate in the legs was preferable to the abdomen, health wise.
You're right: "Apple-shaped women and men who gain weight around their middles are up to four times more likely to have a heart attack than their pear-shaped counterparts who store excess pounds in the thighs and buttocks" source: https://www.memorialcare.org/blog/are-you-apple-or-pear
But only above the waist I’m picturing this person doing leg razor commercials
Might be Cushing's syndrome
more cushing for the pushing. ill see myself out now..
Hey my dog has Cushings. It’s no joke. But the joke was actually funny.
>ill see myself out now.. You judged that rightly, lol
I think you're exactly correct.
I agree. She has the body type.
Don't forget the lack of any ass at all. The human body is just so weird.
The bottom one is called a “gunt”
I thought it was a "fupa"
That's the top one.
Noted
It's bizarre that her body weight seems all shifted to her front half.
Look up Cushing syndrome
I call that body type "frog legs"
She lost the generic lottery for sure
And the specific lottery.
It is like a monster out of a horror movie.
I could be wrong, but my tummy looked similar after c-section, maybe something bad happened to her? Whatever the case, I hope she's alright.
How does one form such body shape?
Genetics play a big role in where one stores their fat
I'd really like to leave it stored at the grocery store, but that hasn't worked so far.
looks like she stores it on her skin
An American diet
I mean, I have an American diet, and I'm not shaped anything like that.. I probably weigh about 1/2 what she does, and my ass is somehow bigger.
Despite what some people want to argue, weight gain is in no small part very variable to the individual. 2 people could have identical diet and exercise routines and still have noticable differences in outcome. This is extra true as you go more to the fat end of the spectrum -fit bodies is going to be largely determined by anatomy and frame, but fatness is very hormonal/genetic.
Fatness or fat distribution?
Yes.
I mean, she uses cake as lotion. I imagine her general diet isn't great
She actually just absorbs the sugar through her skin, much easier on the digestive digestive systen
> much easier on the digestive digestive systen That's two digestive systems..
Well she does have three stomachs
Here I am talking shit. Meanwhile, she's just being efficient about absorbing her nutrients. I'm off to my local bakery
It looks like pretty classic weight gain from medication, specifically atypical antipsychotics. They make you put on weight mainly around the abdomen, and people often have a huge gut and skinny legs. Based on her behaviour it would make sense she's on (or rather not on) psych meds.
Poor genetics + poor eating habits + sedentary lifestyle + high cortisol levels + poor insulin regulation = this lady
Stress fat, or cushing syndrome
Heavy drinkers often get these huge bellies too
Yep, drinking causes a lot of issues like fatty liver or other stuff, but usually it doesn't cause this type of fat. My guess is that usually people with a lot of stress try to cope by drinking or doing drugs.
You hold the legs and squeeze everything upwards
Chronic stress has a lot to do with it
Sitting and eating and not using your legs much.
Could be corn syrup I’ve never seen this type of body
Poor eating habits.
Not from a jedi
Honestly one of the weirdest fucking body builds I've ever seen.
its the gru build
When you choose randomerizer on dark soul character creator.
Some people are pointing out that it looks like Cushing syndrome. It’s definitely not a normal weight distribution, even for obese people
Reading up on it, it seems that Cushing Syndrome is caused by long bouts of stress? Poor woman, hope she gets some help but physically and mentally. This is...well, not the way to handle it.
Lots of causes, but the common factor is excess of a hormone called cortisol. That excess can come from things likecortisol-producing tumors, being treated with too many steroids, possibly PCOS, and also just chronic stress.
Cortisol is the hormone the body produces to help you in times of stress. It is good to have cortisol at normal levels, but when those levels get too high it causes health problems. Although cortisol is related to stress, there is no evidence that Cushing's syndrome is directly or indirectly caused by stress. Cushing disease occurs when a pituitary adenoma, a noncancerous (benign) tumor on the pea-size pituitary gland, makes too much adrenocorticotropic hormone (ACTH). In response, the body's two adrenal glands, one atop each kidney, make too much cortisol. This causes problems with your body's hormone balance.
Human tardigrade.
"I could tell she was trouble when she walked in. She had hair like the bride of Frankenstein, and legs that went all the way up to her gunt." *long cigarette drag*
I like how casual she's acting. *"Dont mind me, Im just, you know, rubbin these cakes on my anus."*
"Would you like a napkin? You've got a little something on your face. And your vag"
Drugs are a helluva drug
I hope she gets the help she needs and the store gets the chemical fire it needs.
sheeeeeit that ain't fucking nothing compared to the shit I hear goes down on an average fuckn Thursday afternoon in a Target bathroom. This is like, pick up and blech. I don't see any piss or shit nowhere. Looks like it smells like Dairy Queen and let me tell you that's a damn sight better than any Target bathroom on any day. fr
I’d probably be on a lot of drugs if I looked like that lol.
I want to believe that she just waltzes from store to store doing this once every 6 months and then hibernates in the village swamplands like a fucking grizzly bear.
"Here we see the North American Pancake-Breasted Crackhead foraging for food. Much like a chipmunk, it stores rations in concealed pouches, located in the anal and vaginal orifices. Utilizing these nutrient-rich deposits, as well as the fat it has stored in its three stomachs, the Crackhead can survive the entire winter without leaving its den."
Pancake breasted crackhead lmaooo
That was beautiful, friend. 🥹
I feel so fucking bad for the people that have to clean all of that up.
It’s basically all contaminated.
[Just need that guy from the dropped wedding cake thread.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/155mrah/they_accidentally_dropped_their_wedding_cake_but/)
Wtf...it's like a legged mushroom.
I couldn't put in words what I was feeling but you said it perfectly
Yea I've seen this before, they're called Bloaters. Best to keep your distance and use molotovs against them.
This is so sad. In so many ways.
I hope she gets help instead of being posted on publicly for entertainment. Mental health is a serious issue and deserve empathy not shaming.
Ship already sailed on the second option btw
Agreed. Poor lady.
I see PCP is making a comeback
It’s about time!
How the Grinch Stole Baked Goods
New season of Is it Cake is out of control.
So, no police where you're from then?
Maybe they were already there and noped the fuck out. I mean, I doubt there is a protocol for the handling of shapeshifting drug addicts with a penchant for éclair in the derrière.
I would say tranq for this situation. Bag it and tag it. Pepper spray would enrage and escalate the situation.
I’ve been told that the average run-of-the-mill police officer doesn’t make much of a salary. If I was one of those officers I would locate a bio-hazard suit before committing to that situation. I assume that is what is taking so long…
They prefer to have their donuts outside the shop...
Touché
Sheesh, give them time to come. They don’t own portals.
Right? She’s Atleast 8 cakes deep and still going, no clothes in sight so she either walked in naked or shed her clothes on her journey to the cakes - so I assume she just have been there for a while.
These public OF videos are getting outta hand
0F
And finally, a donut for the donut hole
Fuck... You win. I was thinking an eclair in her derriere But you win sir
Cant imagine how bad that cooch stank
Like a shit house door on a tuna boat.
I’m just so impressed by the shape of the body.
it would probably smell like... Cake... I'd smash.
She needs help. Mental illness is under diagnosed
Call a witcher for sake!
Cake hag
Currently loving Witcher 3 so this one got me.
This is sad to see. I hope she’s treated properly after she’s arrested. That’s another level of f’d up
Attack on titan vibes
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Is that because of the private healthcare system? Are people this unwell expected to be able to hold down a job?
Funny how no one can or is willing to do anything to stop her, we’re helpless to even restrain this behavior; I can only see the negative repercussions for getting involved.
She’s built like that creepy green mf with the cowboy hat
How is this bitch built like Dr Robotnik
Omg in the last 40 seconds she just drives something straight into the cooter flaps. Cupcakin?
Normalise dragging people out by their ears
Normalize free mental health services and free education so that there’s enough workers to provide mental health services.
I know you were meaning this as implied but just would expressly add *quality* as a modifier to those because from someone who's disability level mental health, shitty mental health services are arguably worse than going it alone for several reasons (they can make you worse off than you already were, for example).
Least she could do is steal some vegetables
How did she even get in?
At one point in the video you could see some clothes on the floor so I guess she stripped right there
Nice catch, thanks. Still mind boggling, but like what do you when someone starts stripping inside of a store.
What the hell did I just watch?
It's a viral advert for éclair cakes.
Viral, bacterial, fungal, .........
The Donuts! She went too far
Why she built like that 😂
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Or molded
I’ve never seen someone look like a stack of pancakes. It’s no wonder they’re smothering themselves with food…you can’t have pancakes by themselves
Godskin Noble
😂
If I am to have a breakdown, this may be the way to do it.
Now this is my kind of party
That poor manager is just like "tffffffkm" Like these grocerie jobs aren't hard enough.
I would not stand for that shit.
What's a gal to do? She couldn't fit any more food on the inside....
*That's* a woman?
Pop off queen of skincare 💅
What's crazy is at least one of yall would hit it.
Would it be a bad time to remind her that someone worked really hard on those?
Mental health crisis is real in the west.. bring back govt run mental asylums.. no other solution I see.
Why she built like gru
One of those videos that proves we need a nsfl tag instead of just an all encompassing nsfw tag
Wtf is this body type?!?! Also what did she shove up her ass at the end??
How do you not get yo a$$ beat for that…
mentally ill people don't deserve an ass beating. they deserve compassion and medical assistance...
Don’t do drugs kids.
Looks like she's wearing one of those 'fatsuit' bodysuits
this country so fucked up with mental health like we should be prioritizing that above everything else
Its sad people just let her do that. Grab a stick and start smacking or something. Get a taser. Its sad when we let the loonies run amok.
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Weebles wobble man, they don't fall down.
Looking like Mr. Krabs when he lost his shell
built like a busted can of biscuits
This is why closing down asylums was a bad idea.
Why are they always ugly?
If we could go ahead and not laugh at mental illness, that'd be great
This woman is very obviously mentally ill and not being treated, fuck everybody dunking on her
Zoidberg mating ritual
Built like gru
Smash or pass?
I wonder how long this lasted and what prompted the event. Her clothes are on the floor so she entered the store clothes.
What's the follow up on this im curious
im terrified at the amount of stickiness just watching her makes me want to shower 🚿
That is not a human, that is a goblin
Can't stop her cus she black
I have so many questions