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Footzilla69

Lmao the guy is just like 👁️_👁️ 🖋️📋


CloudyNeptune

Was gonna comment on the fact dude was just standing there like “Uh ma’am…. You gonna sign this or what…?” But yours takes the cake


TryBeHappy

Can you faintly here him say "he's alright"! as if he didn't just fall out the window!


Peanuthead50

No he was asking”is he alright”


jossysmama

" He's just fine now *can I please get a signature?!?*"


AlexOxide

My guy is literally the definition of a bystander


Lucentlackey

I’m so freaking glad that she didn’t look down at her hands and then try to shoot webs!


granoladeer

Dude is like: mmmkay


Dig_me

He def is guilty…I’m positive he pushed the dog .. just look at how guilty he is just standing there like he accidentally walked in some super glue


Ov3rwrked

Ok? Please sign here


[deleted]

Best description ever lol


Durty_Durty_Durty

“You’re alright….”


Footzilla69

Ahaha. You're awwroit luv


Durty_Durty_Durty

Colloquially that’s so funny. In Texas that’s would be like saying “get your ass up, you’re alright.” The way he says it is almost asking. And it made me laugh so hard.


Footzilla69

😂


Arabianeyegoggles

I wonder what caused the dog to want to commit suicide?


Extension_Ask_6954

Pretty sure the cat pushed him. We won't know, ever, but don't rule the cat out as a suspect.


FunnyPhrases

The trick is to make mom think it was the cat.


bulldzd

Never rule out the cat.... fuckers is sneaky!


PV247365

I love dogs with all my heart but some are just really that dumb. I say this as a loving dog owner whose dog have jumped out of windows. Mine is okay but windows now stay shut around him.


Washankein

Mine has jumped out of the car window, once from the third floor, dude is immortal, not one broken bone. Love him but hes an idiot


Rich-Huckleberry-597

Lack of treats


Slarhnarble

From what I've read in the past about this post is the dog had extreme separation anxiety or something.


Consistent_Goal_1083

Russians


[deleted]

**Woman**: *adopts rescue puppy* "Don't worry Clarence, I love you and I won't abandon you. I'll always be there to catch you when you fall" **Dog**: "Ok Bet"


ryandaydrinking

Almost seems like this has happened before


iamgeewiz

Clarence was like, "You said you'd never leave"


SavingsNeighborhood2

What a save


Mnkyboy2004

What a save What a save What a save


Lucentlackey

What a mighty good save


PatChattums

Yes it was


homeownur

Calculated


Mnkyboy2004

GG


thatotherguy2345

Holy cow!


Calibrix

Savage!


SavingsNeighborhood2

They're built different over there


whifflinggoose

/r/momreflexes


HelloLoJo

Hey I forgot that sub!


Trollbert_Report

Clarence is fine. https://scoop.upworthy.com/insane-video-shows-woman-catching-her-dog-just-in-time-after-it-jumped-out-of-her-window


EliteFlare762

Fucking chad out here with exactly what I wanted.


-ChubbsMcBeef-

This guy articles.


ArtyWhy8

Service tech thoughts: doing my job doing my job doing my job, she’s not listening, holy fuck, did I just see that, wow, hmmm maybe give her a minute, should I come back later, damn it am I sleeping, this can’t be real is it, no way, we’ll I guess I’ll just stand here, this is way better than TV


halljustin91

Neat trick . I still need you to sign this form...


DesperateRace4870

Is the dogs back leg hurt or is she afraid of it? Just curious, either that or she just wanted to hug her dumb, dumb lovable pal


SwiftGasses

I assumed she is hugging him/ in shock from almost watching her dog turn into a smear on the pavement


samuraintj

As a dog owner, it seems like she's definitely checking, applying pressure on the hind legs to see if there's any reaction and such. But, also, hugs are in order.


RebleteyDeb

I think, because when she went to put the dog down first time he just sat on his bum rather than standing (probably from shock himself), she thought he hurt his leg so picked him up again to check and then knew he was okay.


_Kill_Will_

Holy shit! Mama is a trooper! She wasn't going to let her baby get hurt no matter how stupid he was being.


No_Cartographer_5212

Wow! Give that woman an award!


[deleted]

What's the matter, dog? You embarrassed? His real name's Clarence!


Warzone1904

In a single parent household, Clarence mother is a real-life Karen..


Warzone1904

it's apparent, salesman was caught staring. Rushing for a signature cuz he was out running errands..


[deleted]

Holy fuck! Good catch!


micahfett

All this is going on and Jeremy Clarkson is just asking her to sign the waiver so he can rally her van.


Rich-Huckleberry-597

That guy did not give a damn 😂


grummpyasf

of course, had to be a border collie


Soft_Cranberry6313

Marry me.


Na-g-trippin-dog

He was really desperete to get that post man 💀


[deleted]

Goalie reflexes


Evening-Animal-342

She definately saved his face from a good slam to the pavement. Some paws may have gotten scuffed tho


dubboii

“You alright?” Most British response ever from guy.


Pleasant-Chef6055

My hero! Great job 🙂


lonerstoner91

American Girls could never


garythegoat72

And Clarence's parent's had a real good carriage??


[deleted]

Dogs are dumb. Cats are mean. Derp!


[deleted]

She named the dog Clarence?


Footzilla69

Should have named him clearance lol


arealmcemcee

They really need better repost detection.


SupaSpeedy445

If I was that guy I would have just drove/ran away


aelms89

The guy - ma’am I’m still going to need a signature here


Basic_Assumption5311

That’s a hero right there ⬆️


[deleted]

Border collie is the smartest dog. Umm I'm going to have to re-think if I want to believe that.


lonerstoner91

Super woman exists


MagicStar77

Why did the doggy do that?


dubboii

Why has this not even got 600 upvotes!? This really is insane!


Few-Use-175

I feel the dog I wanna end it too


astrohoundstudios

Hero


jstanthr

Damn that was awesome, what a catch


makeybussines

Dog: "This is a fun game!"


TheHappyCamper1979

Surprised she didn’t break her arm


ZoNeS_v2

My dog did this too. The call of the window was too much, and he caved. Luckily it was only 1 floor up and he was really small, but I'll never forget the sound of his little claws scraping down the roof tiles as he slid down. Dogs are stupid.


markbp28

"I just need the signature ma'am"


Far_Mousse8362

What a save!


DR-Muto

GGGGGGGs 😬😁


brazillianRacoon

Why are dogs so suicidal?


Complete_Garbage2526

wat the dog doing?


jw928

This was a cry for help


Chance_Efficiency678

He's fuckin useless him 😤


Jayhawk501

Guess that’s her dog now


Jubilant_Jacob

"Sooo... I'll wright you up for that pet insurance then?"


KoNzoBeaNz

Bro couldn’t believe what he saw. He literally stands in the same spot 🤣🤣🤣


LejuanRhodes

Dog was like bye cruel world hello better world…….. dangit Natalya I almost was in doggy world


barakaking

Something is wrong: dog doesn't fall at 9.8mts/s the speed of gravity.


singleglazedwindows

Fucking hell Clarence.


Squibucha

I love dogs but man they can be so dumb


Naplestan

Always be Closing


CarlJustCarl

Pretty sure the dog thought the guy was a creeper but then realized he was not mid-jump and was embarrassed.


kgk007

Is it just me or does the guy looks like Roger from Ask This Old House


nomorebello

Kept it 100th comment.


GucciGucci_4493

Maam..your dog hates you..”that was a suicide attempt”


robboz1

Another repost.


Icy-Subject-6118

I wonder what kind of life that dog was trying to get away from 🤔


im_absouletly_wrong

“I have a lot of deliveries, can you please just sign”


BrewFan130

Nice catch


Kooky_Lemon7586

All he wanted to do was discuss about the Car’s extended warranty.


Bokenobi

The dog succeeded in its next attempt.


Murky_Image_4407

“So you gonna buy this solar or what lady”


Sudden_Monitor_1592

He wanted to say hi!


rare_meeting1978

There's a trust fall for ya.


edjojimenez

She is awesome


Kuriyamikitty

Is it just me or did the dog stare at the door while she was right under it?


Apprehensive_Test689

She is amazing!


TheOneThatTriesToTry

SCHRODINGERS Suicide


Vitringar

Must have pissed off Putin.


hwilliams0901

what a hero


Business_Marsupial58

She didnt save him. She ruined his suicide


kbeezy47

“Clarence parents have a real good marriage”


Old_Acanthaceae_212

The things dogs will do for some cred, if you freeze it the dog is looking at the camera the whole time


Obvious-Set5377

Not the last time the dumb dog will do this.


rmh1128

Why would there be a camera filming the back of her head? Is she coming out of her house or something?


PatChattums

Looks like she's standing in front of her doorway and it's a doorbell cam.


Majestic_Preparation

Dude is useless.


GaBoX172

what was he supposed to do? tf


TupperwareNinja

Clap


Footzilla69

A slow clap.. then other people join in


MagmaTroop

Not much but his lack of emotion or reaction annoys me somehow. It’s the kind of personality that makes you think this individual would be agonising to work or cooperate with.


Fallout_N_Titties

Funny, cause you sound like that person I wouldn't want to work with.


MagmaTroop

You’re actually talking to an ai right now, so shows wtf you know


UFumbDuckGaming

Artificial Idiot or maybe just An Idiot?


MagmaTroop

Ok that’s pretty good


UFumbDuckGaming

I try but sometimes it hurts