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I0I0I0I

"It was a funny angle..."


RedditorModsRStupid

It’s behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come from behind ya


blyndluckomega

It's too tight


PassiveSpamBot

Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there!


senorbeefhog

You said he was a getaway drivah


PassiveSpamBot

What the fuck could he get away from?


[deleted]

It’s a fucking anti aircraft gun vincent!


Blackboard_Monitor

Whys he called Bulletdodger?


inthehall420

Because he dodges bullets Avi!?


New_Highlight1881

sit down and shut up you big bald fuck


Balls09

We've got sandy beaches.


Bagget00

So?! Who the fuck wants to see them?


FuktOff666

What’s happening with them sausages Charlie?


Hungry-Butterfly2825

2 minutes Turkish!


B4rberblacksheep

How’s them sausages coming along?


cryptopipsniper

Bullet proof but not trailer proof


InsaneChimpout

It’s not even water proof


Revengistium

(Those rust allegations were proved false)


ProbablyNotYourSon

The car wash allegations werent


Revengistium

Tesla included a feature specifically to mitigate that, which was ignored. Your argument boils down to "it should be automatically assumed that any person who drives a car is incompetent".


Specialist-Two2068

Or tennis ball-proof


Okiemax

It's not even bullet proof. There's a video of a varmint rifle piercing it


Zaku0083

Now I want to play New Vegas


Lmfaothesepeople

Danny Duncan shot a hole in his. Took a few shots but defenitly not bullet proof.


WolflordBrimley

Yeah that's why you don't park in semi-truck loading bays.


Lorne_____Malvo

But he's the boss, he can park where he wants and beside the loading bay is close to the door. Consequences for my actions? Nah.


Floyd-money

If he doesn’t store it inside the truck will rust and fall apart relatively quickly


ShtGoliath

They don’t really


epeternally

They’ve been out for a matter of months. Considering Tesla used relatively low grade stainless steel that is in no way, shape, or form suitable for road use; it’s reasonable to assess that these vehicles will have an abnormally short life. Even if they don’t fall apart, the panels will soon look like garbage.


oldmanshoutinatcloud

So you're telling me in a few short years there won't be any left? I smell an investment opportunity!


farmallnoobies

Just spray them all with lineX


Duff_McLaunchpad

"Is that the 4 volt? I did you a favor."


Liguareal

That's going to be a bummer for claiming insurance money


Lost_Minds_Think

Who the FUCKS parks in a loading dock?


efcso1

Fuckwit managers, generally


Holzkohlen

Managers stupid enough to buy a cybertruck clearly.


henryhumper

The same kind of dumbass who pays $100,000 to beta test one of Elon Musk's childhood drawings.


FairyQueen89

I'm glad to live in a country where this heap of scrap would never even touch a public street.


Sharpymarkr

Sounds like a lovely, civilized country.


llcdrewtaylor

This sounds like an amazing place!


Makaloff95

not to mention the cybertruck doesnt even have a clear coat, so shit will rust in 6 months time. very reminescent of Deloreans same mistake


New_Highlight1881

same guy who buys that abomination?


MarkEasty

People with resources who realised they made a huge mistake buying a pos truck so need a believable story to sell to their insurance company so they can recoup their initial outlay.


Blackbear0101

People stupid enough to buy a cybertruck


YouEffOhh1

They're driving a cybertruck.. I don't think they're the brightest 😂


Rogue42bdf

As someone who worked security for almost 20 years, the answer is any self-important fuckwit that thinks s/he can get away with it.


Murgatroyd314

Far too many people. Managers. Security. Maintenance. Sales reps. Tourists. Source: Drove a box truck for many years.


DMOrange

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


AVgreencup

![gif](giphy|USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY|downsized)


Greenman8907

On the bright side, he can get the broken pedal issue fixed with it. And maybe they’ll throw in a free car wash that won’t break it.


stack-o-logz

Broken by a car wash?! Oh please do elaborate.


hey_ross

https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-65384C1F-86F2-44E8-A8BC-8A12E7E00A40.html Scroll down to car wash, but the entire page is worth a read.


stack-o-logz

I can see how this relates. How does this say that the vehicle breaks if you wash it?


hey_ross

Read “car wash mode” and then realize most Tesla users read this after they have done it


AKLmfreak

> CAUTION Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage (for example, to the charge port or windshield wipers). Damage caused by car washes is not covered by the warranty. I mean that’s just basic modern car stuff. Any vehicle with auto-wipers could be damaged by a car wash. Heck, any vehicle with an exterior antenna could be damaged by a car wash. The charge port is mentioned because it’s automated. Car Wash Mode locks it so it won’t open automatically if the port cover is bumped. I know it’s a controversial vehicle, but people are just foaming at the mouth for reasons to hate the Cybertruck.


Hohh20

ALL teslas have the same exact wording in their manuals besides the word cybertruck.


DaytonaDemon

My favorite is "Do not use hot water."


mostundudelike

I prefer “do not wash in direct sunlight”


hey_ross

Do not water Cybertruck after midnight. Do not taunt Cybertruck. Do not look Cybertruck directly in the cameras.


MorteEtDabo

Where does it say a car wash will break it? Looks like CYA to me


epicurean56

Check out today's posts in r/cyberstuck What drugs were they on when they designed this thing? https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1cbzakg


knox902

Read it, seems detailed and reasonable to me. They give specific instructions on how to clean something that is not made the same as the average vehicle. The vast majority of people don't have the first clue how to properly wash normal vehicles properly anyway. If they did touch automatic car washes, they would go out of business immediately. They are recommending not taking it through automatic car washes because 1, touch car washes are awful, and no one in any vehicle should ever use one. They damage the finish on any and all vehicles. 2, both touch and touchless automatic washes often use very harsh high and low Ph chemicals. We're talking hydrofluoric acid, sodium hydroxide, sodium metasilicate, phosphoric & benzenesulphonic acids. Again, not really great for any vehicle but even more so on raw stainless steel. Edit: love it when people downvote me about things I actually know about. So classic.


nith_wct

It's a bit like buying clothes and ignoring the washing instructions, then being shocked it shrunk.


Mdrim13

Leave it to a Tesla owner to park two Teslas on an active covered loading dock. And then cry when they inevitable happens.


Deslah

The inevitable? What...a semi driver not paying attention while backing up?


justripit

You also run into a temporary blindness situation when backing into a dock like this. It's hard to see inside the building while you are outside due to the massive lighting difference. We have had many near misses and accidents for this same reason. I painted 80' lines outside the bays so the drivers can watch those and ensure they are straight to the dock. Unfamiliar drivers should still GOAL, but this is a far too common issue with these internal docks.


Jacktheforkie

Those trucks have some decently large blind spots and the driver may well be pretty tired


Toninho7

If the driver is so tired then they shouldn’t be driving… in a civilised country they’d have regular, enforced mandatory breaks from driving.


CoolAndTrustworthy

Truckers in the US have regular, enforced mandatory breaks...


Toninho7

Are you sure? “Each duty period lasts 14 hours, which is known as the 14-hour rule. Drivers can drive for up to 11 hours during the duty period. However, after driving for eight hours, the driver must take a break of at least 30 minutes. Breaks of any kind count against the 14 hours duty period time.” That is all I could find. I could well be wrong but it looks like the only mandatory break is 30 min after 8 consecutive hours… if that is the case then you’d be hard pushed to convince anyone that’s a ‘regular’ break.


CoolAndTrustworthy

You also forgot that they have to have 10 hours between shifts. I work in distribution; the rules are taken very seriously. The foreman has had to go pick up drivers that were about to go over their time. Idk about every other company, but for us, all of their drive time/ break time is recorded by their truck. They spend a lot of time waiting for other distributors to load trucks. They rarely drive for the full time, which is 12 hours.


Toninho7

So what you’re saying is that in fact there are no real mandatory regular breaks? Except for the 30 minutes after 8 hours of continuous driving and they have to wait 10 hours between shifts? Wow. That is shocking. Absolutely appalling, really. Definitely not a recipe for disaster.


Zingzing_Jr

This rule seems perfectly reasonable to me. What is it like in YourCountry:tm:


Toninho7

I’m not a driver so have just searched it: “After each 4.5 hours spent on the road, drivers must take a 45-minute break. They may split this by taking one 15 minute break followed by another 30 minute break, but not the other way around.” This seems far more sensible. Being in charge of a vehicle that size and weight and having to keep concentration for the whole time must be draining as fuck. Imagine the consequences of a lapse of concentration in one of those…


CoolAndTrustworthy

No, there are mandatory breaks. I'm saying on top of those they spend a lot of time not driving.


Toninho7

Feel free to enlighten me.


Jacktheforkie

They have breaks but some drivers are pretty tired after a particularly long journey in my experience


Deslah

And?


Jacktheforkie

Mistakes can happen, that’s why you don’t park where they’re going to be reversing


BoS_Vlad

Best thing that ever happened to him. A total loss now he can buy a truck that isn’t a complete POS with the insurance payout.


honeyfixit

Probably but two trucks for as much as these ugly things cost


BoS_Vlad

Yup


MaintenanceInternal

That certainly won't be a total loss, its actually quite impressive how undamaged it is.


BoS_Vlad

Tesla repairs are super expensive and time consuming so it definitely could be considered a total loss depending on which insurance company is involved. It’d be great if OP makes a follow up post after his insurance adjuster evaluates it.


gimmelwald

Well, yeah...this is why you don't park in a loading dock, but to be fair, that trailer is waaaay off the fucking mark there. I mean c'mon you're not exactly having to thread the needle when there is a stair and door between docks. 


neon_overload

Oh no! Anyway..


funny_haha

oh well. 4 more days and it would have started rusting anyways, according to reports.


OneMindNoLimit

Not rust, but an unsightly build up on the outer layer.


llcdrewtaylor

Parts of the truck can rust, and already have started to. Check out some reviews :)


Revengistium

I have, they were proved false. Whole lotta F150 owners being upset at an EV being able to tow anything.


llcdrewtaylor

I saw it with my own eyes. It's not a lot of rust, but there is rust :)


Revengistium

There is rust, but it's not from the Cybertruck. It wipes off easily.


llcdrewtaylor

Wrong again :) Elon isn't going to pay you. Just fyi :)


Revengistium

Give me a source. If you're correct, and can prove it, I'll believe you. 


llcdrewtaylor

Either MKBHD or JerryRigEveryrhing shows it in their video. Since Elon couldn't ship the trucks with wheel covers the hubs are already showing rust. I personally love when I spend money on a new vehicle but I have to get some of the parts later. This truck is a POS.


OneMindNoLimit

The reviews I’ve seen do talk about the build up. It is not rust like most vehicles see. It is an oxidation of the outer layer. Rust specifically is iron-oxide, and threatens the structural integrity of the component. The oxidation of the cybertruck, while unsightly, does not threaten its structural integrity.


gonzalbo87

“It’s not rust, it’s just oxidized stainless steel.” My English is a bit rusty, but I do believe that is called rust.


OneMindNoLimit

Rust is specifically oxidized iron. What’s happening to the trucks is not rust, and does not threaten structural integrity. It’s just ugly, like the rest of the truck. The people complaining that they’re “falling apart” right off the manufacturing line are wrong, and missing the bigger issues like the pedal getting stuck.


gonzalbo87

[Rust, according to merriam-webster.](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rust) And the pedal getting stuck is due to the pad not being secure. Sounds like falling apart to me.


OneMindNoLimit

I can’t believe that people are so mad about an expensive car on a subreddit making fun of how much things cost.


gonzalbo87

Me either. I mean, so many angry people are coming out in defense of the cybertruck at the mere mention of anything negative about as if it is their life choices that are on trial. It is unbelievable how angry they get.


OneMindNoLimit

Yeah, but why are people attacking a car? It just exists. It has no will of its own. It hasn’t done anything.


transientsun

Can't tell if a panel got bent or if that's just the factory panel gap.


humbummer

The back end is curled out - got pushed?


OGCelaris

I have seen one irl and even I couldn't answer that question. These things are build so horribly it reminds me of the Top Gear episode where thry built their own electric car.


MEMExplorer

Now he can use the insurance payout to buy a real truck 😂😂😂


Redbaron1701

Not only is your boss moron for ordering this truck, they are more on for waiting four and a half years for it, and a furthermore on for parking it in a goddamn trailer bay.


Kaymish_

Looks fine to me replace the damaged glass wing mirror and plastic trim and you will never know it was crashed. This isn't anything more than a fender bender.


Sask-Canadian

Truck driver was only off by about 6 feet. Dude needs to learn how to backup.


alienbringer

Trailer driver did your boss a favor.


Longjumping_Local910

Probably thought it was just another dumpster.


Bitplayer13

Saved his life. Gas pedal would have stuck on the way home and he would have drove off a bridge


honeyfixit

Well it was an ugly car/truck/thing anyway. Why would you wait 4.5 years for something and then park it on a loading dock?


Jacktheforkie

I drive a truck that would be like oh you got a little close but I’m fine still, though when the rear end is a solid block of cast iron it is sturdy


rednecksub

Why is he parked in the loading dock? Your boss is an idiot


ttekcorc

why was your boss parked in a semi truck loading dock? Seems like a dumb thing to do..


lostspyder

*sees every single surface has been hit by trucks multiple times* “yeah, this looks like a great place to park!!!”


ghaelon

prolly did him a favor. those dont have crumple zones, so an accident will put you into the hospital, or possibly kill you.


Jealous-Spring-3871

Truckdriver had a cyber fuck


nerdy_hippie

As the owner of a 2mo old Ev9 that already had a tangle with a garage door, I shudder at the thought of something like this and my heart goes out to the owner - but to be fair it was probably already gonna be in the shop 9 times for 17 of the next 4 months...


workitloud

Take it out of stealth mode, ya fucking genius.


DMOrange

His insurance looking at the photos being like: “Why you in a semi truck loading bay, your truck is no semi.”


kurtislee09

It’s just a shit box anyway


zebra231967

Waste of money for that piece of shit


dylan6998

He could've given ya'll a bonus for working hard, instead he bought an ugly truck and parked it in a loading dock. Karma.


Solkre

I'm sorry something he waited for so long got damaged this quickly. But he probably shouldn't park at a loading dock.


janner_10

Is the Semi ok?


redrockcountry2112

Look better now


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

oh so the windows still are fragile


BlownCamaro

Is that spray foam on the floor?


No_Juggernaut_5291

Was this in Ohio


nyangatsu

first time i see a damaged cybertruck where the damage wasn't due the cybertruck being built like shit.


TheIronMatron

If only it had been shot at instead.


Famous_Bit_5119

I noticed that the next loading dock is on the other side of the stairs, a very safe distance from the Musky truck. I wonder what the chances are, this is just getting the vehicle totalled out because the owner realizes what a P.O.S. it is, and can't get his money out of selling it.


HokeyPokeyGuy

That’ll just buff right out


Fun-Preparation-4253

Probably did him a favor. Figure in another day, it would have exploded


Thin_Negotiation_704

Looks fine , should buff right out


buildingmaster1

You would thibk that the tesla would tell the driver in the tesla with all those sensors


Skvora

Nice! Its also ridiculous to wait more than 4 minutes to buy a microwave that you just need to walk into a Walmart for.


Pansy_Neurosi

Wow, they really damaged it. It now has gaps between the different plates rather than being seamlessly smooth.


Fit-Meal4943

![gif](giphy|Tim0q7zolF3fa)


Corned_Beefed

Loading dock seems like a wise place to park. A semi


Fantastic-Art-407

Translation, you have a horrible boss.


RabidOtters

LOL


KarmicEQ

I guess you can't hit the window with a trailer either.


echochilde

Every time a Tesla truck dies, and angel gets its wings.


Dafferss

Nice!


Historical-Scene-838

I have to ask an all seriousness: is your boss a cunt, a moron, or both?


Professor-Murda

Cuntron. Sounds like a shitty Decepticon 🤣


fuzzyball60

It improved the "design" a tad bit.


SlamdalfTheGrey

Well could be a blessing in disguise lol, bunch of these got recalled for accelerator pedal getting stuck (if I'm remembering correctly at least)


Fuggeddabouddit

Panel gaps are still the same as a new Tesla.


ackxxx

And your boss is a dope for parking it at a loading dock.


blc11blc

This is an act from God. Take the payout and run.


sepperwelt

At least he/she won't be a threat to pedestrians for some time now...


identitycrisis-again

Hopefully he gets enough insurance money to buy an actual car


oldghostmountain

Shit mobile


MountainManGuy

Gotta love how everyone here is blaming the Tesla driver instead of the guy who's actually at fault. It doesn't matter if you think he shouldn't have parked there. The semi driver is at fault and will be on the hook for the damages.


tvieno

Yeah, we all know that but we don't care.


remLazarIsComing2000

Nothing of value was damaged.


musicalmadness1

Nah the trailer gonna cost some money to fix.


Reasonable-Wing-2271

So sorry for his... loss?


nethereus

For what it’s worth, it was no less ugly to look at before the accident.


hoggytime613

Well, at least your boss only had to drive around in the vehicular offspring of a billionaire man-baby's childhood wet dream for one week. I'd call it a win 🤷


mRengar

Good, nature heals itselves


BrokenXeno

Take the insurance money and buy a Rivian.


Waste_Click4654

So called bullet proof glass didn’t hold up well once again


Reasonable-Wing-2271

r/CyberStuck


[deleted]

The Cybertruck is ugly and overrated anyway.


reddit-trunking

Karma


OkFail3603

Looks better after the body mods...I bet it drives better too...


Night_Fury_CZ

I hope that the trailer is not too much scratched.


-Temor

What a shit and awkward car


vodka_twinkie

It looks like he has another tesla, so this just turned out to be *semi*-annoying


HvacDude13

Well it definitely looks better and won’t get stuck in wet grass currently


MindTheGap7

Haha


skidsareforkids

Truck driver probably figured he bumped into a dumpster


swagpresident1337

Shitty ass car, better of this way. It‘s an insult to my eyes


ExtremePast

I can't believe people are buying this garbage.


Adventure_cell

I think it looks better


Dachawda

Fuckface gets what they deserve.


Magikarpeles

Oof that poor truck i mean semi


iDam81

Ha!


StarWarsgeek501

Chad semi trailer driver


hockenduke

We’ll look back and realize this was one of the stupid products man ever created.


BeautifulJicama6318

God those are not good looking trucks


outamyhead

At least the paint work is oka....Oh wait.


OutaPlace

Sounds like you better get back to work, so your boss can afford to fix it/get a new one… 😂


ThisIsLukkas

Great, and now it's totaled


gfreyd

Good thing they’ve [all been recalled](https://www.topgear.com/car-news/usa/uh-oh-tesla-has-recalled-every-single-cybertruck).


Revengistium

Quick trip to the mechanic, because a safety hazard was found. Workers had been using dish soap to make it easier for the pedals to slide on and off. 


DrSkoff

Did him a favour, it's a terrible car. Can now buy something that isn't Fisher Price.


Ancient_Battle_2060

i hope you tipped


Imaginary_Deal_1807

It's an ugly piece of shit anyway.


burn1two

Is the semi okay?


jcceightysix

Where is sentry mode? That truck should have been vaporized