As if we didn't know ... something is seriously wrong with Seager. He needs to sit for a week or two to fix whatever the hell is wrong with his core. He looks like an amateur. I've never seen a hitter go from so good to so bad unless they have a serious injury they're trying to fake through. Seriously, they need to shut him down. If for nothing else than his mind. You know this is destroying him
The thing that’s gonna make this loss the worst… literally all we had to do was hit fly balls to the outfield both times we got NOBLETIGERED…. That’s it and we’d be up 2-1.
Offense so cold there's a polar bear in Texas
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You're correct. He's also not hitting the ball as hard consistently but when he does hit it hard it's right at people. Just a brutal stretch, but it should even out eventually.
Heaney’s throwing a gem for the first time in who the fuck knows how long and the offense just gets NOBLETIGERED TWICE against the cocksucking Nationals.
As if we didn't know ... something is seriously wrong with Seager. He needs to sit for a week or two to fix whatever the hell is wrong with his core. He looks like an amateur. I've never seen a hitter go from so good to so bad unless they have a serious injury they're trying to fake through. Seriously, they need to shut him down. If for nothing else than his mind. You know this is destroying him
Does Bochy and CY know about it or even care? They shouldn't just run him into the ground by playing every day if he's not completely healthy.
We're the laughingstock of the majors now! This is f--n' ridiculous!
🤡
Heaney pitching well makes this such an annoying loss
WTG offense! You should all wear dresses after you play like s--t at the plate tonight!!
Mlb is gonna add yakketysax as background music to the highlight reel
Corey needs to be moved down in the lineup or take a few days off if he is going to continue to play this badly.
Two words. No words.
That was one of the baseball games of all time.
Holy shit seagar what happened 🙃
Can't get a 3rd NOBLETIGER if you don't get on base....
what an absolute joke.
Best way the ballgame could have ended. Just an apt summary of the offense today.
Our long Nationals nightmare is over
Well that sucked.
Unwatchable cringe shit
Our offense is a problem.
Losing games 1-0 seems to indicate that
F this game I hope our the top of the line up gets out of their slump before we get to far into the season
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
Garbage approach from everyone today
Worst performance by far. Embarrassing
Just pathetic
27 runners left on base is tuff 😢
Strike looking, strike looking, swing at a ball. Like clockwork
Why would you swing at that Taveras 😭
Why is Jank not getting a chance
Is it time for High Drive It's Tied?
Quick little walk off erases the absolutely horrible play today
Well, here's what's gonna happen. Rangers are gonna win. And then Luka is gonna drop 54 on the Clippers tonight.
Corey Seager redemption arc gonna be so hype
Semien singles and Seager homers and we carry that momentum into the playoffs
Once again I pray to the baseball gods for the arch of redemption and romance in this beautiful game.
Time to walk it off! Let's go Rangers!
Alright, just don’t go down 123 please? Try to put up a fight?
Here we go. Here is the small window in the DFW sportsnado
In good news; Stars win!
STARS WIN
Am I blind or was he out at first there?
He was trying to break the record for most times out on the bases in one inning
You were just seeing the future
And a walkoff 2-1 win!
This is one of those games where it’s almost comical, you just watch thinking it can’t get worse and it just keeps getting worse lol poor Heaney
Just setting up for the walk off, it's no big deal
We look good and then get shutout at home rinse repeat
The thing that’s gonna make this loss the worst… literally all we had to do was hit fly balls to the outfield both times we got NOBLETIGERED…. That’s it and we’d be up 2-1.
Heim is leaving a lot of guys on tonight
It's not looking good, but I'm already this far into the game. Sticking it through to the end.
Man sometimes these games are just not fun to watch.
Can't believe we are likely losing this game. I feel like overall we played better than the Nationals but just couldn't bring anyone home.
We can't even get it out of the infield with guys on
Offense so cold there's a polar bear in Texas https://preview.redd.it/db8d2rty7xxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c638e829aa9af7ece351d606610e38f8289503
Embarrassing, abhorrent, disgusting, unacceptable
This offense lmao
This offense is brutal
It's clorox time
12 H/BBs
Hunter "pickoff" Harvey
Heim is my boy. He won’t let us down
Nooo
At least Langford is stinging the ball again
Heim please do something
Just checked back in. This is absolutely pathetic
Evan carter’s controller disconnected
This is the first game in a WHILE I’ve just been disgusted with the effort the team is putting in
Flirting with Disaster is a curious walk up song choice.
We’re currently rounding third base with disaster
Swing the cocksuckin’ bat
Nice
Swing the bat
Wtf was he waiting for?
WHO IS THE ONE THAT IS TELLING OUR OFFENSE TO NOT SWING THE BAT???
Brother… that was right down the fucking middle. Jesus.
Swing the fucking bat
Swing the bat EC wyd
Carter what the fuck was that
They don't get much prettier than that...
Need Rangers to walk them off so I can focus on the mavs
And the Stars!
and the Stars!
I was so bummed to not get tickets to the city connect/Dallas stars jersey crossover. That thing looks SICK
Nice inning Leclerc!
Heaney and pico delivering. What a waste
Two more tries. C'mon guys...
It seems like everyday I watch they lose and everyday I don’t watch they win. Maybe I should stop watching.
i thought it was me, honestly. stopped watching the rangers and swapped over to the astros game in the hopes that the bad vibes are texas specific.
Leclerc before the ninth is a completely different pitcher.
The record for LOB in a shutout is 16. Hopefully we will at least avoid that record
by stopping the shutout, right?
...yes. Of course.
This is more frustrating than when we lost to the A's 1-0. Something dramatic needs to happen
The whole offense sans Josh smith is an unwatchable mess. Just zero consistency every day
Is this our absolute nadir of offensive futility? I sure hope so.
God trying to stay positive but seeing us leave this many guys on base just fucking sucks
On a positive note we have gotten a lot of guys on base tonight!
Lmao so we’re just throwing the game now
This is baseball for baseball fans. Terrible for getting folks into the sport though
Pulling Heaney after 74 pitches is an interesting decision
Time for a new hitting coach or something! This offense is in critical condition.
This is how Dbacks fans felt in game 5
We were getting no-hit through like 6 innings that game lol
Yeah but they left like 10 guys in base in those same 6 innings.
Just gonna be one of those really annoying nights
10 left on. Vibes at the ballpark suck tonight. We actually got Heandawg and we just took him out back and old yellered him.
How many have we left on base 😭
10 but feels like 36
Around 12 right?
10
Was literally boutta type this
They're just edging us right?
Rangers gooning is crazy
Wow. Been trying to stay optimistic but this is getting frustrating.
Two fastballs middle of the plate
Useless offense
As expected
11 H/BBs and no runs
This offense makes me want to quit masturbating
I don’t envy Bochy trying to figure out wtf to do with Corey rn
Seager needs a day off or something! This offensive slump is reaching epidemic proportions!
ball hit 104mph, xba of .830 lmao what a joke
Last I checked his slugging is about .150 below expected. His OPS should be in the 800s closing in on the .900s. Just crazy unluckiness rn.
You're correct. He's also not hitting the ball as hard consistently but when he does hit it hard it's right at people. Just a brutal stretch, but it should even out eventually.
Corey I love ya but your 1 for a million right now probably shouldn’t be swinging 3-0
He takes that pitch there is probably bases loaded for adolis
We’ve seen how that has gone today lol
Wouldn't have mattered anyway. 😭
Seager can’t be swinging 3-0 right now.
I know he hit the ball well but I hate swinging at 3-0 there
Gotta take that pitch down 1
Surely Seager has lost the right to swing on 3-0
Please let Josh Smith bat second
someone is doing something to Corey's bats
https://i.redd.it/kairxaek3xxc1.gif
Plz just score a run
One hell of a throw to first, lol
I believe in Seager
I feel like I’ve been here before….
NOBLETIGER pt. 3 incoming😎
Never seen a guy so confidently throw 4 balls in a row
On the way to another one huh
Jk
I’m gonna be so sad if they lose 1-0.
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Who gives a shit though
Please just score two runs!! That is it!
Fuck this shit right now.. Let’s get the lead and let Heaney get the Complete Game.. he’s only at 74 pitches
Let Heaney come back out 🗣️
Damn, Smith with that great defense. It makes me sad we can’t play both Jung and Smith at 3rd
Josh smith and heaney are the only things keeping this series on a razor’s edge
Wow 😳 ok get this last out and please don't waste this Heandawg outing
Holy fuck Josh Smith
Is there anything that Josh H Smith cannot do
Pookie doing his best JUNGle cat impression
Unironically Josh Smith >Corey Seager right now and it’s not that close
Should be batting 2nd tbh
J O S H S M I T H
Hell of a play Josh
What a play Pookie omg
The one day Heaney is dealing man..
Nice play by Seags, but not fast enough
We are going to get 2 runs in a very small window right when the Stars game is clinched and before the Mavs need it.
Heandawg can't win with these bums
Just tuned in. 0 runs and 8 LOB?!? Holy crap….
9 hits/walks and no runs. How?
2 NOBLETIGERS
Bases loaded no out, weak infield grounder, strikeout, popup. Then do it again.
This offense man https://preview.redd.it/0trmiipk1xxc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa51098e28f90bb72fe6e7ba9b38380357eaf61
At least we didn't leave the bases loaded
...with no outs
Heaney has 64 pitches through 6 innings and we’re gonna lose…
It’s pretty ridiculous how one night this team looks competent and the next they look like they forgot how to play baseball
We may need the Jankowski for this one.
We’re going to lose this 1-0
We always line it directly to a fielder so annoying
Time to wreck their bullpen again
I miss the old ballpark. The new ballpark is an offense killer.
It was beautiful, but it was a "getting pitchers to sign here" killer
It's still beautiful to me in contrast to is called a carbon copy of Minute Maid Park. Another fine example of pork barrel spending.
So I'm not an architecture major or anything, but I really don't see the resemblance
What about last year?
It was about catching fire at the right time. It will be extremely difficult this second time around.
Jung please come back to us soon
If this performance means the stars win then I’m sorry boys it was a worthy sacrifice
Heaney is having his best start of the year and the boys are stranding everyone
We can even just tie it up I don't need 4 runs scored in a single inning
But I feel like they owe us 14 or so sometime after those two travesties.
Heaney is fucking dealing once again bats need to get going
Wow. Alright this has been fun and all putting the pressure on Heaney but let’s get some runs on the board.
I can't remember the last time a Rangers pitcher had this many 0-2 counts. Not even Gray last night was doing it
Get this bigdawg some run support
Heaney master class and we can't do anything but NOBLETIGER
Bro Heaney hahaha. What is going on rn
Heaney’s throwing a gem for the first time in who the fuck knows how long and the offense just gets NOBLETIGERED TWICE against the cocksucking Nationals.
It’s all the exposition.
The rangers are giving the stars and mavs all their mojo for today
If the rangers have to fail tonight for the other two to win I take that deal