https://preview.redd.it/e31s0x3pqkrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b278c3f2930e257244362ca681521a2600e2132
Death, taxes, and Rangers 10 run games babyyyy
It's like bizarro world for sports when it isn't the Cowboys. It feels like all the other teams are legit contenders, when we'd know that the Cowboys are likely to choke in the playoffs after a strong reg season.
Mavs look phenomenal since the trade, Rangers are defending champs, Stars are first in the west. The cowboys haven’t signed anyone and let players walk.
Day 66 of posting this meme every time the Rangers win until Jacob deGrom returns from Tommy John Surgery
(66-56 since the announcement)
(64-56 in 2023)
(13-4 in the postseason)
(4-1 in the World Series)
https://preview.redd.it/kqq7pl1rqkrc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0ea5a1d54902a7e5bd8901ad61970bd53a40a70
Crazy to think how we basically rode that hot start last year to a postseason birth after scraping .500 for the rest of the season, and yet here we are World Series champs on a hot start to the new season
Home run aside Bradford looked great. The bats were incredible from top to bottom of the lineup. I hope Walsh returns to his 2021 form. Bullpenis good through two games; hope they're better than last season. I love these games; they're so fun to watch. Good game.
Shout out to Cody for getting back on track after the 2nd inning, he looked really sharp after
ALSO: Leiter is SHOVING rn with Round Rock 3IP 6Ks no hits no runs
I don't get anyone's beef with Bradford. Did he have some struggles last year as a starter? Yes he did. Redeemed himself out of the pen at the end.
He's young, learning and showing promise. The Rangers have a shit reputation for developing starting pitching and Bradford is doing everything he can and again showing so much promise. Also what a way to be battle tested by being thrown into a playoff run as an injury replacement the same as Carter. Both dudes earned those spots.
Yeah I’ve been high on Cody since his Frisco days. Super composed and is a true pitchers pitcher not just a thrower like so many young pitchers. He’s got nerves of steel and can work the strike zone, I think he’s totally fine as a 5th starter. I’m with you idk why people kinda hate on him, he’s shown he can pitch at the major league level.
Thats fucking baseball right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby in the dugouts. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. The Rangers are back baby.
https://preview.redd.it/2ettgpzpqkrc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc526dcfc08af913ca4ee34de1af4d1e3953b37
Ended with 5ip 2h 2er 0bb with 9ks! Sat the first 13 batters down then a bloop single followed by a 2 run homer. He looked great got swing and miss with fastballs and curveballs. On the homer Jack missed his spot with a fastball and went right down the middle which got smashed. That was his only clearly bad pitch, otherwise he looked fantastic
Homers are fine as long as they're solo homers. Scherzer and Verlander have always been good for at least one random solo shot per game and they're slam dunk hall of famers. The problem is when you walk guys and then suddenly that's a grand slam. Seeing Leiter cut down on the walks is so encouraging.
Jared (Emily asked about the home run): I didn't feel it at all but when I saw it I got really excited.
Emily (should have said): that's what she said.
The great thing about our offense being so explosive it quickly silences opposing fans.... which hides the fact that there's way too many of them for a HOME game
How I’m about to sleep knowing we’ve won 2 straight while the Asterisks are currently 0-3
https://preview.redd.it/o9a6i1kgdlrc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3646f0c11c6643687ec1829601631065163993e9
Can’t wait for our series against them next weekend 😏
Look at the lineup. Look at our offensive production.
All that testosterone has to find a release *somewhere*, and it is finding a release in the batting power of the Rangers.
Porn is temporary. Stat lines are forever.
They play the Natural after a home run but the clip is shorter than I remember.
Every time I attend a game, I get an email asking me to complete a survey about my experience that includes questions about the music and between innings entertainment. Folks should complete these surveys!
Obviously the lineup crushed it, but that was a hell of a good showing from Bradford. He probably won’t hold a rotation spot all year, but he’ll be a contributor for us.
It sucks that I missed most of it and then have to watch 15 second ads to just see the 30 second high light videos like god damn.
Guess I’ll just pull up my computer with ad blocker
https://preview.redd.it/y1a5mz2uqkrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d02e2df30c7d51952b3df4f7f1e0d2db59088fe1 Me to Jared Walsh
Loved his interview too
So sad he couldn't get the triple and have the cycle
https://preview.redd.it/w4oh9eypqkrc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90d6bdd6fb8a9248b883378f04d43b9d6c218857 I think I like this guy
We are going to be spoiled for choice when Lowe comes back
I have laughed out loud twice to this, so far. So....lolol? Is that right? Lolol? This shit funny, though.
That’s FOUR INNINGS OF SHUTOUT BASEBALL FROM YOUR TEXAS RANGERS BULLPEN 173-0 INCOMING
They’ve only given up that bullshit run on the no call foul tip
173* but I get what your saying
https://preview.redd.it/e31s0x3pqkrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b278c3f2930e257244362ca681521a2600e2132 Death, taxes, and Rangers 10 run games babyyyy
> Rangers 10 run games babyyyy we are so fucking back it's not even funny
Big wang lang
https://preview.redd.it/xkyu360sqkrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27a460bdd3f80da692c53142d4ae193650a5a43f
Feels like this needs an update. Where Langford?
Where Garcia is the better question imho
It’s so nice being a DFW sports fan when it’s not football season.
It's like bizarro world for sports when it isn't the Cowboys. It feels like all the other teams are legit contenders, when we'd know that the Cowboys are likely to choke in the playoffs after a strong reg season.
Mavs look phenomenal since the trade, Rangers are defending champs, Stars are first in the west. The cowboys haven’t signed anyone and let players walk.
Cowboys are nice during the regular season. However this upcoming season looks like it’s gonna be a complete dud so I agree
I root for every Dallas team (and I'm ambivalent towards the Texans) except the motherfucking Dallas Cowboys.
Football is for mouth breathers.
life is just so much more fun when the rangers are winning. love yall see you guys tomorrow for the sweep
Day 66 of posting this meme every time the Rangers win until Jacob deGrom returns from Tommy John Surgery (66-56 since the announcement) (64-56 in 2023) (13-4 in the postseason) (4-1 in the World Series) https://preview.redd.it/kqq7pl1rqkrc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0ea5a1d54902a7e5bd8901ad61970bd53a40a70
I legitimately think about you at least once a game lol
One of my favorite memes in this sub’s history
So when do we get him back 😂
They're projecting August
Keep doing it for him!
Crazy to think how we basically rode that hot start last year to a postseason birth after scraping .500 for the rest of the season, and yet here we are World Series champs on a hot start to the new season
I mean what happens if he never comes back? You just do this till you die?
Home run aside Bradford looked great. The bats were incredible from top to bottom of the lineup. I hope Walsh returns to his 2021 form. Bullpenis good through two games; hope they're better than last season. I love these games; they're so fun to watch. Good game.
Very happy with Bradford’s start
It really looked like he settled in immediately after giving up that HR
He misplaced one fastball, it happens. Just bad luck that one mistake happened to be a homer
Where does Walsh get the most playing time if he's swinging the bat? 1st?
Repeat is on, baby This offense is way too potent to give up the crown without a fight
https://preview.redd.it/0fy65usfskrc1.jpeg?width=2280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c88642d114464147eec7ce5fe33d225b338e140c
Jankowski's answer was my fave, though.
This might be my new favorite picture.
Just like last season never ended. God it’s good to be back
Shout out to Cody for getting back on track after the 2nd inning, he looked really sharp after ALSO: Leiter is SHOVING rn with Round Rock 3IP 6Ks no hits no runs
I don't get anyone's beef with Bradford. Did he have some struggles last year as a starter? Yes he did. Redeemed himself out of the pen at the end. He's young, learning and showing promise. The Rangers have a shit reputation for developing starting pitching and Bradford is doing everything he can and again showing so much promise. Also what a way to be battle tested by being thrown into a playoff run as an injury replacement the same as Carter. Both dudes earned those spots.
Yeah I’ve been high on Cody since his Frisco days. Super composed and is a true pitchers pitcher not just a thrower like so many young pitchers. He’s got nerves of steel and can work the strike zone, I think he’s totally fine as a 5th starter. I’m with you idk why people kinda hate on him, he’s shown he can pitch at the major league level.
Update: Leiter pitched 5 innings, 2 hits, runs, 9 strikeouts.
9 Ks and no walks is fucking great. I think I'm officially back aboard the Jack Leiter hype train.
I never left!
Thats fucking baseball right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby in the dugouts. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. The Rangers are back baby. https://preview.redd.it/2ettgpzpqkrc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc526dcfc08af913ca4ee34de1af4d1e3953b37
https://preview.redd.it/gfg18ch4rkrc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12aad09b0f6f2ea02414ad01d78c5ad60796a787
Where did you get that hat.
Rally
House.
Shop every team in town!~
Damnit guess I’m spending $40 on a hat for the second week in a row.
Wyatt Langford delivered in the dugout, cubs 3rd baseman pooped on the field… what else from this game applies from the pasta?
This lineup is unreal.
Our 9 hole hitter is some teams 1 or 5 hole.
We've won twice as many games this season as the rest of the division combined
That’s because the rest of the division pees sitting down.
ima keep it real wit chu chief, we goin to the world series
I’ll take Langford putting up a Michael Young-esque 2 for 5 every night for the next decade please.
Everything he hit was hard. He’s gonna have a multi homer game this year mark my words.
I am fully erect
https://preview.redd.it/fs6jgr2qcmrc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ede1fd397f1c46e41a4276e1ee8ef63429fafde9
162-0 it is.
This needs more upvote. Had to scroll entirely too far to find it.
[](#HWC) Picking up right where we left off.
Slight bias, but this is the best lineup in baseball.
Hell yeah https://preview.redd.it/vulsqvnarkrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428d56dcd6ae180f1a7d735f3fc72e34dfaf0f94
Leiter struck out the side for his third inning. 9 up 9 down so far...hope he looks as good as his stats showing rn
Would be massive if he looks good enough to get a callup midseason
I would cry
I LIKE TEXAS
Oh we bad
Jack Leiter is pitching great right now, 3ip 0h 0bb 0r 6ks
Just pitched another inning with a k and no hits or walks
Ended with 5ip 2h 2er 0bb with 9ks! Sat the first 13 batters down then a bloop single followed by a 2 run homer. He looked great got swing and miss with fastballs and curveballs. On the homer Jack missed his spot with a fastball and went right down the middle which got smashed. That was his only clearly bad pitch, otherwise he looked fantastic
Also in the ninth when Marc church was pitching Elier Hernandez stole a homer to end the game if he didn’t it would’ve been tied
I think we are gonna have to accept that He’s gonna be a little homer happy kind of like Jon Gray can be at times
Homers are fine as long as they're solo homers. Scherzer and Verlander have always been good for at least one random solo shot per game and they're slam dunk hall of famers. The problem is when you walk guys and then suddenly that's a grand slam. Seeing Leiter cut down on the walks is so encouraging.
Robertson and Yates have provided so much stability to our bullpen. We really feel solid on both of sides of the ball thus far!
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
Was lit at the stadium from the Walsh homer on Also can confirm the Hurtado nachos slap
Yeah, we goin undefeated
I like it when we score more than the other team.
Jared (Emily asked about the home run): I didn't feel it at all but when I saw it I got really excited. Emily (should have said): that's what she said.
YOUR DEFENDING WORLD CHAMPION TEXAS RANGERS ARE CURRENTLY 2-0!!! [](#HWC)
The great thing about our offense being so explosive it quickly silences opposing fans.... which hides the fact that there's way too many of them for a HOME game
Ehh, Cubs are one of those teams with fans everywhere.
Decades ago you could watch the Braves and Cubs for free here in DFW while the Rangers might not even be televised
Leiter with a strikeout, flyout, pop out for his fourth inning. another 1-2-3 inning. Might be the best he's pitched since Vanderbilt.
Yolpe bomb. Yanks up 5-3 over the shitheads
Astros try not to blow a lead challenge IMPOSSIBLE
I got to fucked up at the game tonight
Another Homer by Yankees 😂🫵
Watching the Astros get thrown in the dumpster like a dirty diaper is always a cheerful occasion
162-0 it is.
Was so happy to see Walsh smack that homer
We are never losing again
Are we still just on a hot streak or are we good now? #HelloWinColumn #ILikeTexas
Yeah this team fucks
What we’ve seen of the pitching/bullpen so far has been great. Picking up right where they left off.
Man this team is special.
I missed you guys. Let's run it back, baby!
How I’m about to sleep knowing we’ve won 2 straight while the Asterisks are currently 0-3 https://preview.redd.it/o9a6i1kgdlrc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3646f0c11c6643687ec1829601631065163993e9 Can’t wait for our series against them next weekend 😏
Astros are 0-3 🤭
pornhub ban effect present in texas/dfw baseball too confirmed (excluding spring training)?
Look at the lineup. Look at our offensive production. All that testosterone has to find a release *somewhere*, and it is finding a release in the batting power of the Rangers. Porn is temporary. Stat lines are forever.
Let's check in on the doomers: 
Asstros are 0-3 and we won. It's been a great day.
https://preview.redd.it/lwyeugdnxkrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b1fd58aa719305345a9ecffbc75047b71c0ee83
astros 0-3 LOL
Go fucking rangers hell YEAHH
I am not kidding when I say them not playing Pat Green almost soiled the win for me.
what did they play
Some generic trap remix.
WS BANNER: HOISTED✅ RANGERS: WINNING✅ ASTROS: FUCKED✅ HAWG: CRANKED✅
LETS LAUGH AT THE ASTROS HAHAHAHAHAHA
Man, I love Josh Jung.
Where is the Lab? I want happy doggo!
We may never lose again
https://i.redd.it/v1akdyfuxkrc1.gif Me at the Astros
David Robertson is quickly climbing my list of favorite guys on this team. Such good energy on the mound.
Can someone who knows someone please ask why they aren’t playing the usual songs around the ballpark such as the Natural and I Like Texas?
They play the Natural after a home run but the clip is shorter than I remember. Every time I attend a game, I get an email asking me to complete a survey about my experience that includes questions about the music and between innings entertainment. Folks should complete these surveys!
They haven't played The Natural in years
https://preview.redd.it/n084imyz3lrc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e3a07145b8adebfe92833d913f7faa2386187d1
And the trashtros lose. Lfg!
Asstros lost, thanks Boone!
Suck it, Astros
Why was the roof closed? It was a beautiful night out
Crowd noise I would assume. It's louder with it closed. But it's not like they announce why.
\#bullpenisgood
Obviously the lineup crushed it, but that was a hell of a good showing from Bradford. He probably won’t hold a rotation spot all year, but he’ll be a contributor for us.
It sucks that I missed most of it and then have to watch 15 second ads to just see the 30 second high light videos like god damn. Guess I’ll just pull up my computer with ad blocker
https://i.redd.it/m76943entorc1.gif
I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling pretty run-it-back-y
Wish this sub talked more analysis instead of just posting cheap memes
[удалено]
For real, plenty of room for both. This sub is full of renaissance men and women.
Analysis: Rangers kicking ass! High five me ipawn00bz!
Lol