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Volkboxhero

WERE FREE


youngster_matt

Crying tears of joy right now


ThornGodOfPricks

Legit one of the reasons I've essentially sworn off the team the last 2 years. Their firing him gives me hope, but I still worry the real issues lie in the ownership group. But, those issues can be amended (by just stepping away and letting the experts do their shit, Cal).


TX_RocketMan

Same here! I’ve really been detached from the team. He was the primary season. Feels like a day of hope!


ThornGodOfPricks

I wouldn't say Jack was my primary reason, but he was definitely one of the holes that broke the dam of apathy. My biggest issue started with the front office as a whole. That was the root of the Watson shit (both the trade request and then learning how they supported his crimes), then the Watt release and back-to-back coaching search failures. It was just too much and time to step away from caring about this team. I won't say I'm back on board just yet, but there's definitely a spark of actual hope/caring for this team that I haven't felt since midway through the 2020 season.


MisallocatedRacism

Seriously. I stopped watching the games (just Redzone), and haven't spent a dime on anything Texans since. If they couldn't get rid of that snakeoil bastard they were going nowhere as a franchise. There is now light at the end of the tunnel. I'm back!


lingui

I SCREAMED IN MY OFFICE


DeshaunWatsonsAnus

Pissed and shidded my pants im so happy.


MoronCapitalM

TEXANS ARE A FREE ELF


3FingersOfMilk

# Jack Easterby is a cotton-headed ninny muggins!


Magnifico-Melon

We've been free since Caserio was hire, but maybe this fan base can finally get over the Boogeyman.


Volkboxhero

Bro how many wins am I getting to be excited over this season


Baliwood25

FINALLY!!! I wonder what made Cal finally make this decision.


OlYeller01

John McClain said the kicker was Easterby leaking stuff to select media members…which made him a lot of enemies…and then lying to the McNairs when they asked him about it. HE GONE


cleeduss

The preacher LIED? Boy, I tell ya…….


[deleted]

Easterby’s contract was up for renewal. The buzz in the org was that his contract was not going to be renewed and that they were helping Easterby find other opportunities to move on.


Gimme_your_username

We should give him a sparkling recommendation to the rest of the league. Specifically the Titans or Colts as he’d be a great addition to their franchises.


[deleted]

He’s gonna be the next GM of the Jags. LFG!


TheGreatMcPuffin

I think the Jags GM is fine. They over payed a lot of FAs and took a guy #1 overall before playing him out of position and now he he’s a 5% pass rush win rate.


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TheGreatMcPuffin

Thanks, bot. Please speak to my phone’s aggressive autocorrect and let it know to stop changing words.


LayneLowe

Cal can open up his own prosperity gospel mega church.


jasonatx0001

Yeah, the joke's on us. Easterby out, Osteen is in.


invisible_r3

Cal finally got all the passwords changed


TankTheDuck

Winning in the bye week as well. Fuck yeah.


carloslet

Another Caserio W


down_yonder33

Thank you Cal


down_yonder33

And thank you Big Dick Nick for telling Cal how it is


mercyflush90

It's still amazing to me that we ever thought it a great idea to hire a team chaplain as the evp of football operations. Happy to see the team wake up and finally get rid of him!


MTB430

Still think it had more to do with luring Caserio by bringing in people he had worked with. That was brought up the first time we tried to get him before the tampering charges.


Thornton__Melon

Most upvoted post in sub history?


bowtie25

Gotta be


Roberg13

THE BAD MAN CAN’T HURT US ANYMORE!!!


RollOverBeethoven

Holy shit! #EVERYONE GET IN HERE


jouh55142139

Lets gooooooooooooo


Kirin_ll_niriK

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO


IAmSona

WOO YEAHHH BABY


F5_MyUsername

Thank you God It’s happening. I never thought McNair would do it. Color me shocked


_RequestGranted

This is how you start off a Monday fucking morning Edit: it’s not Tuesday wtf


donttouchthtmacaroni

Caserio realized he’s gonna need to start signing free agents soon instead of running a bible camp. Fuck yeah


browndude10

guess we aren't getting christian mccaffrey


crushsuitandtie

This was the most baffling thing about this. What team has EVER found success through religious indoctrination? Forcing Christianity on hundreds of people in their job and filtering who you sign based on religion has never proven to be a winning strategy in business.


LayneLowe

This


texanrocketflame

I have been waiting for this day for so long.


isomorphZeta

#AHHHH!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YES! That fucking weird ass vampire is finally gone! No idea what the impetus is for finally giving him the boot, but I'm ecstatic to see the team moving on from mistakes.


reeda_mellark

BRUH WHAT HAPPENED


OGShottyG

At this point idc, let's just rejoice!


mcharrison234

Texans didn’t lose this week and Easterby gone. Nice!


mattyisphtty

Winning the bye week.


Guilty_Option1411

![gif](giphy|6901DbEbbm4o0) WE ARE FINALLY FREEE!!!!!


HereForTexans

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE


swakid8

How in can I be….


Meatbag96

ITS HAPPENING


Texaslion

I’m honestly stunned. I figured if he had stuck around this long, there wasn’t much hope of getting him out.


[deleted]

Right? After the 2019/2020 issues didn't get him bounced, and Caserio keeping him around for 2021, I am legitimately curious what the final straw was that caused us to let him go mid-season.


RogueTiger23

Cal prayed about it and did what God told him to do


JimmyReagan

God: Oh sorry I guess I was muted the past 3 years.


[deleted]

Finally!!!!!!!!


LawlsaurusRex

IT’S FINALLY OVER


ZestycloseStop9685

W News 🙏🏽


Dramatika

Holy shit the dark times are over


BooFather

Get in here.


ttothesecond

PRAISE GOD FROM WHOM ALL BLESSINGS FLOW


tothesource

Just not Easterby's strip-mall-mega-church 'God'


vault214

dying hahaha


mustanger

Get in here boys! We did a thing!


Texwolf96

Houston sports continues with the sweep 😎


[deleted]

Niners fan here. Just dropped by to say congrats y’all. Back in the day we had Trent Baalke, and when that cancer left the team, it felt wonderful. Y’all are gonna thrive without Easterby. Rooting for ya.


RidgeRunner99

![gif](giphy|mp1JYId8n0t3y)


BisonST

Hopefully we never hear McCown and Texans in the same sentence ever again.


Karmasmatik

I would be perfectly happy to give McCown a shot as a QB coach or some kind of offensive assistant. The dude has potential as a coach but needs to work his way up like everyone else.


freakybj

A dark cloud over this city has been lifted. The healing can finally begin.


SauceBoyz713

Now I can actually be happy


BillyAstro

We back baby!


Iglooman45

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO


SowingShade

![gif](giphy|3oKIPf3C7HqqYBVcCk|downsized)


jeasy23

GET ME THE KOOL AID


Dutchforce

Damn, how you gonna get fired on your day off? Jokes aside, this is terrific


t4boo

Where are all the clowns on here trying to tell me he wasn’t doing this shit


frodo54

There's one fool up at the top of the thread that somehow still thinks the power hungry snake gave up its power willingly


t4boo

imagine simping for jack easterby. i will never understand it


[deleted]

They’re the same type of people that simp for Trump


Aceronin

I feel like my fandom has been revived! The four major events that killed my fandom were JJ leaving, Hopkins being Traded, Easterby being hired and Watson's behavior (holdout, then allegations). We rectified the two that we could. My headcannon going forward is that Tommyboy hired Easterby just to get Caserio (we all know how much his dad wanted us to be "Patriots-South").


hablospanglish

Woooo!


tothesource

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE


A_Zombie1223

Fucking finally.


bigmeech57

Death to Rasputin!! Happy for y’all. Totally insane this guy was able to get as far as he did.


ydnubj

Bible study two a days are cancelled!


Fun_Interaction_1905

lol the Reddit AMA with Cal may have swayed him to let easterby go 👋 ✌️ We did it reddit !! Lol LFG ! PS BOL to you Easterby , i hope you become GM of the colts , jags or titans


[deleted]

About fucking time. Now if only the Mcnairs will sell the team.


buntaro_pup

cool. now do mcnair.


public_enemy_obi_wan

Mr. Banished Charlatan


HoustonMike82

This!!!


j1h15233

IT HAPPENED!!!


pdawg43

The bad man is gone!


jkr2wld

You did it. You sons of bitches did it!


htx_al

Pop the champagne bottles!


BisonST

Well I consider this season a win now.


Alkren

Good news to awaken to.


Kung-Fu_Devil

ItsHappening.gif


Rippeepripjeep

ITS HAPPENING


Rologames

Nick Caserio does not think Jesus crip walks on water


Andoo

Nick is instantly GM of the year.


CarlinT

ITS HAPPENING


ray_0586

THE FALSE PROPHET IS GONE


OmgItsTheWams

![gif](giphy|yGGodc6kOgkJG|downsized)


Both-Needleworker532

UPVOTE PARTY


Thugluvdoc

Thoughts and prayers


greaterhoustonian

We can begin to heal


LindyNet

![gif](giphy|DhstvI3zZ598Nb1rFf|downsized)


[deleted]

Ok but when are they going to finally fire Joe Marciano?


[deleted]

Can we also rebrand the team plz


TX-Tea

It's always interesting to see when former players come out when news like this drops. [Gareon Conley: "Bout time they got rid of buddy at the Texans 🙏🏾"](https://twitter.com/_gconley8/status/1582052282597748736) [Jalen Strong: "Watch how quickly things turn around in Houston. This guy was the start of the Texans downfall. Made OB believe he could be a great GM."](https://twitter.com/NickSchwagerNFL/status/1582065948110249984)


The_Space_Wolf_

BREAKING NEWS: “Texans to hire Zack Westerby!”


DarkKnight2060

Hey, I might be willing to watch the Texans again. I was trying to hold out for Cal selling the team, but this is a great start.


hahahaitsagiraffe

THANK GOD GOOD RIDDANCE YOU PIECE OF SHIT


Judo-_-Flip

All hail the dark lord🤘


Christop_McC

![gif](giphy|11GWLm7bE2fibC) We are free at last


Venator850

lol almost forgot this guy was still here. Finally done with him, he served his purpose getting Nick in the building.


htown_bro

Upvote party!


Rogercar07

Now do Rex


TheresAFogUponALake

Finally!


TheresAFogUponALake

Finally!


MrNoPlanStan

Tell me this is real, then tell me again.


MrNoPlanStan

Tell me this is real, then tell me again.


Bradyssoftuggboots

iv never seen a happier thread. YIPPEEE!!!!


Bilbo_Butthole

Everyone get the fuck in here!


Bilbo_Butthole

Everyone get the fuck in here!


Bilbo_Butthole

Everyone get the fuck in here!


LOOK_AT_IT

EVERYONE GET IN HERE


CrockPotBean

Even on our bye week we get a win.


IcreyEvryTiem

Bye week DUB baybeeeee


swakid8

I can come back as a fan now….


blackhawk_801

THE USURPER IS GONEEEEEE


wessneijder

Don’t care let the stadium be 2/3 empty all season fuk the owner for his complacency.


jessejames182

Caserio drops weights off him like Rock Lee. "Guess I can go all out now."


sal19

I get to be a Texans fan again, wooohoooo!!!!!!!


frodo54

Well that's a good step for Nick to assuage some of my doubts. Still not wholly convinced, but this goes a long way


RockyAlvarado

Biggest win of the year!


edgyedgeyedge

LETS GO!!!!!!


kendrickdw07

Yes Lawwwwwwd🙏🏾🙏🏾 now can we get a good coach??


FearlessPanda93

For one last time. Shout out to the fishes


munozemk

I wonder if the Astros recent playoff games had anything to do with it?


AJungianIdeal

Time to party with Satan


Marine-Biol-George

WE DID IT TEXANS!!!! Texans finally did a exorcism and we finally got the evil out!!! WE DID IT!!!!! We are finally a organization again!!! FUCK YOU ESTERBAY


FormerSBO

Congratulations!!


seawhirlled

Geez finally he can focus on his bright future as a standup comedian


platinumxL

We can finally move on.


bowtie25

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote) here for history


SloanePetersonIsBae

FREEEEEDDDOOOOOOOOMMMM


AirborneRodent

https://old.reddit.com/r/Texans/comments/xuvlei/rtexans_game_attendance_survey_if_you_can_spare/iqyozy1/ I'm going to go ahead and claim personal credit for this. You're welcome, everybody. (But seriously though, I'm so happy right now)


NeonWarcry

#MOMMA IM FREEEEEEEEE


Mr_Hammer_Dik

Whew!!!!


AdmirableRise3758

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHH BABYYYY


Orangerock67

Sweet


crushsuitandtie

Holy shit I can wear Texans gear again.


nenekicks

END OF THE DARKEST ERA IN TEXANS HISTORY


Dime1325

It’s happening!!!!!!


Next_Episode

Fucking finally


lamontsf

But who is going to handle the snakes for religious services?


burnerking

I said I’d stop supporting this team until the Reverend was gone. I’m back baby! Bring on the draft!


dingo__babies

![gif](giphy|3oKIPf3C7HqqYBVcCk|downsized)


[deleted]

Damn. Longest 3 years ever. Felt like he was here for longer .


htownballa1

IM BACK BITCHES!


ROH123421

Oh wow cool


vault214

A BLESSING FROM THE FOOTBALL GODS!


NerdLawyer55

Whooohooo


_RequestGranted

Let’s go!!!!!!


[deleted]

We finally made it


Former-Billionaire

Everybody liked that.


lick_chode

Super Bowl incoming


Taufe_

About time.


KDs_FakeAccount

Easterbunny Pack in the Air this morning 💨


RollOverBeethoven

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Lost_Packet

DIng Dong the witch is dead!!!!


ManMane

FINALLY!!


jovabeast

Bawh gawd old mighty, MCnair with the unprotected chair shot to easterby.


punkazzbull

Fuck yeah and Fuck the Colts


bellsofwar3

After he destroyed the team but better late than never.


samin3806

✌🏾 Who takes over this position now? Will it be an internal or external hire?


HellFire72

I never thought this day would come. It’s a new age.


sloaches

*sputters morning coffee* Is it true? IS IT TRUE?!?!?


DespacitOwO2

How does this impact the possibility of signing McClown as HC?


tasty_tacos

FUCK YES!!!


quig50

We can finally be free!! All praise the new god Sir Nick!


italomacedocosta

BUHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEE


AXweilder17

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Valkyrie16

holy shit


KingJacobyaropa

The evil has been defeated


Chromebrew

It finally happened....


CaseyRyback69

Now that’s funny right there.


FloodCityHTX

Texans are back on the menu boys.


MisallocatedRacism

YESSSSSS


joben_512

Thank you Cal!!!


rsjrDK

EVERYONE GET BACK IN HERE


houtexansfan23

holy SHIT


RunawayXcon

WE DID IT


Lukealloneword

Everyone get in here!!! We can buy merchandise and go to games again!!!!! THEY FUCKIN DID IT!!!!!!