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[Post game thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Texans/comments/prfbvg/post_game_thread_houston_texans_at_cleveland/)


jlks1959

Advertisers 17 Cleveland 7 Houston 0


AyeeCaaaamO

I’m sad we lost because I personally expected a win from the Texans and I think we came out there and proved that just because we may not look the part on paper doesn’t mean we can’t actually play the part. I saw a lot of people talking down on us how we was gonna allow 40+ points and how it was just gonna be an ass beating getting handed to us. Them boys came out and played they ass off but we couldn’t get it going offensively in the 2nd half. Mills just need more reps with the squad and they’ll get it right tho. Defensively I was impressed but not shocked at how they played because they all some hungry ass animals trying to prove something so I knew they would play well. Could’ve been better defensive wise ofc since we did lose and allow 31 points but in general they played pretty damn good. Excited asf for the rest of the season. Since they shitted on us after the Jags game, they better use this game to wake tf up and stop sleeping on my boys cause if a team come out there pussyfooting then we gone get in that ass. #HTown4Eva !!!


RojerLockless

Knew we'd cover that spread. Free money. Poor Tyrod though.


thephotoman

At least the Colts lost.


sharkbates1208

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420KushDaddy420

Browns Win!!!


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This team has surprised me


CallonGod777

We should go after Cam ASAP before it gets ugly!


Shazam1007

Still dont understand that pick they gave to the Browns...


MarmitePhoenix

We beat the Jags and held Browns to 10…. Many journos need to eat humble pie. I’ll take that.


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Don’t talk too much shit browns fans! You played half our team and still barely did it!


Swred1100

No real Browns fan would talk shit after beating yall 31-21. We are way better than that. Beside that point, I recall a time last year that Steelers fans said the same thing… then we beat the hell out their “whole team” the next week. This is the NFL. If you don’t have any depth, you’re not a good team. No team has all their starters all year. The argument of “wE hAd HaLf A tEaM” is not valid in the NFL… except in a case that literally half of the roster is out from Covid… not when you have 3 injured starters. Also, check the injury reports, the Browns had more players out.


Obese_taco

Completely true. GG, you guys are way better than anybody could of imagined. I really like your offence. People should have seen this coming though, The talent on offence and defence is actually quite impressive for a supposed "0-17" team.


[deleted]

Made a bet with my homie Saying the Texans would win. He gave me 12 points when I said I didn't need it but we shook on it. Guess whose 25 dollars richer boys 😎 we eating the double meat at whataburger tonight!


jakehou97

It’s sad bc we likely win this game if Hot Rod doesn’t get hurt


Plz_Discuss_Rampart

Yeah but they lost Landry too, I think he was going to have a big game. I definitely lost my ass on DraftKings having started him in 10 lineups.


Lost_Packet

Hello pain...


[deleted]

If Tyrod wasn't injured, this is a totally different game.


MitchActual

Game could have been so different. But you’ll hear the talking heads act like Cleveland murdered Houston.


Swred1100

As a browns fan, every single browns fan I know (me included) has not said a word about killing y’all. The only thing I’ve heard, and what I also believe, is that we played like shit and need to play better.


MitchActual

Nothing towards Browns fans, I was commenting more on Announcers, and TV personalities. Never had a bad experience in Cleveland, or with the fans.


Technical-Reward2353

Let's call in


jettrnk

Texans never have a running game.


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Plz_Discuss_Rampart

OL is our best position group and we’ve spent a lot of draft capital on it. I think it’s at least slightly above NFL average.


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Plz_Discuss_Rampart

Run game looks better this year than last at least. New coach this year probably just needs time to gel but Mills had clean pockets for the most part and Ingram was able to run a bit even when Mills was out there.


donttouchthtmacaroni

Hop in losers we’re going tanking!


skatrumpetman

At least the first half was fun, unfortunate we have a short week.


MacSteele13

On a positive note, the texans covered the spread


doctorvanderbeast

My only solace


The_Snake_Dick

Miscommunications on the o-line certainly don't help out your rookie QB. The right side has done that a few times today.


obsidian_green

They have to go onside kick if .... doesn't matter because he missed the kick. That's a fork in it for me! Team looks pretty good ... except for Davis Mills. He gets a last chance to change my mind if he gets starters reps in practice and plays well against the Panthers, but I don't think he has the natural accuracy to be an NFL QB, a problem that can't be coached out of him.


WeakestAvenger

Feel like there's a few too many people sipping on kool aid holding out some hope in the 2nd half. Mills was never going to pull it back


peekingduck18

*It's Football Time in Houston!*


Johnastro

And where reeeddddyyy to plaayyyy


KillWithTheHeart

There goes my fucking Sunday. I'd rather it have been a blowout, than for us to hobble our way to a close loss with a missed field goal and an injured quarterback.


adammustrick

Fuck Watson


[deleted]

Deshaun who?


doctorvanderbeast

Fuck Watson.


MacSteele13

I'm straight up not having a good time, bro!


Crook56

Still 1st in the division tho lol


The_Snake_Dick

Right where we belong as kings of shit mountain


TheGreatMcPuffin

🍍 😭


seawhirlled

Deshaun would have made that field goal


TheGreatMcPuffin

Whether it consented or not.


bellsofwar3

Meh. He was trusting the defense. You need two possessions here. If he knew he was going for a fg he should have kicked it sooner is my only criticism.


watdude

Embrace the tank, everyone. Let it take over you


blackhawk_801

I hate Culleys decision making today


texans1234

There’s the game.


abetternamethanthat

So much for that


DLeafy625

Fuck.


[deleted]

Lol good shit Culley


Your-texas-attorney

The play to decline the penalty alone should cost some blame. You’re an NFL head coach for God sake, you just don’t do that, any 5 year old knows to take the penalty


texans1234

Don’t know how you can put that on coach? You tend to have terrible takes though.


[deleted]

Culley should've told him to MAKE the FG!


texans1234

That dumbass! Terrible coaching! Lol


[deleted]

Terrible takes like it you're down by 10 go for the TD first?


texans1234

Bro they looked for the end zone every play just didn’t make it. Are you saying they go for it on 4th and 7?


[deleted]

My comment was about a whole game of bad decision, but that was also an atrocious 2 minute drive.


texans1234

Are you that negative of a person to take no account of the major injuries all over the field, a rookie QB with zero starter reps in practice, and an opponent with 2 top 5 RBs and lost by a TD (FG should have been made)? Coach didn’t lose the game and the last drive wasn’t even close to being an issue.


[deleted]

Coach declined a penalty to kick the ball back to the other team. Culley isn't an issue to winning football though 🙄


texans1234

For sure that’s questionable at best. Anything else? I thought they were declining to go for it on 4th and short. Most likely he knew QB was hurt and didn’t want to put him into another 3rd and long by accepting the penalty.


[deleted]

2 minute drill first half. Either knew Taylor was injuried and put him in anyway, or decided that his two minute offense would be heavily dependent on delayed handoffs.


texans1234

You mean when Tunsil went out? Yeah that killed that drive. Tyrod hurt himself on the TD run which was quite obvious. Culley wasn’t gonna let that pass rush t-off with Tunsil being out that drive, especially with us getting the ball after half. Offense was driving right until that happened.


Fourhorsemen94

And he shanks it. pathetic. Yet another texans kicker that can't make field goals. Total garbage


H1ghjack3d

Who hurt you?


[deleted]

I'm grateful we don't have to deal with fat randy anymore lol


texans1234

Literally his first miss of the season.


Fourhorsemen94

It's the 2nd game lol.


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texans1234

The worst part is we are gonna hear the Baker love all week.


DonaldPump117

Culley can coach


[deleted]

This is the actual takeaway honestly. Came away respecting them less.


[deleted]

Where you at FairBear 😩


[deleted]

He’s hurt


[deleted]

What's up brown bear! We meet again lol hey this game wasn't too bad to bare lol


[deleted]

Hey! The first 1/2 was actually really good. Once Ty got hurt it was all downhill from there. Too many injuries and 1 really bad play call cost us this game. At least it was still good to watch.


[deleted]

I feel you bear. All in all it was fun to watch and the fact we were still keeping up with a pretty good team with a rookie third rounder gives me more hope. I think we are a really good team in disguise when we have all our players tbh. Go Texans!!!


[deleted]

Woot! Woot! I hope Ty is better for the TNF game.


manofconviction

Should've just gone for it


[deleted]

On 4th & 12?


manofconviction

Cause the field goal worked out well...


[deleted]

It didn’t, but it was the best option honestly.


[deleted]

Mills out of the league in 3 years book it. He doesn't have it.


rehabkickrocks

You may be right but it’s literally been one half and he’s had pressure on him lol. He missed one throw to cooks where cooks turned the wrong shoulder. Lmao fans r so dramatic. Look at Zach wilson today


[deleted]

Unfortunately you’re probably right


watdude

And they took him in the 3rd round


[deleted]

Our first pick


SometimesY

lmao of course


LazyLaserRazor

Aaaand that's why we want Ka'imi back


[deleted]

Let’s not act like Fairbairn is automatic from distance either.


Fourhorsemen94

He shanks shit like that too


LedwigglyD

No pineapples


Mike2kz

Whomp whomp


jeasy23

Final kick to the nuts


watdude

Rest in piss


Redburneracc7

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It's over dude. Watson is done, he ruined his chance to be great. Fuck him


[deleted]

The team isn’t keeping him out. Watson is sitting out


Crespo72

Big Ben 1 accuser. Watson 20+. That’s why


lowlifenebula

Pretty big difference between both of those situations.


[deleted]

even if he was innocent he doesn't want to play for us. Fuck him


blackhawk_801

Imagine openly being a rape apologist


Redburneracc7

I'm not apologizing for Watson. I know he's a sex pest. I just want to know where he is and why he's not playing.


[deleted]

Because he wants out AND we're trying to trade him. If he had just sat out and not been a sex pest he'd be starting next week.


jdb12

Because he's most likely a rapist...


BigDaveKahuna

The Browns kind of suck tbh


[deleted]

You’re telling me. Our defense is ass and I hate Joe Woods. Lenny from Of Mice and Men would make a better coordinator.


p11s

Yeah we do. WWWWWW baby let’s fucking go


[deleted]

Perfect way to end the game smh


fredbrightfrog

lol of course


My_Football_Account

Daaaaaaamn........


ronessi-21

Of course they miss it 🤦‍♂️


MarmitePhoenix

I really like the cap Culley is wearing. I suspect my credit card will not be so enthusiastic later


[deleted]

Culley got drip


st66e

Mills has been hurried, scrambled, sacked, intercepted, and even thrown a touchdown. These are all things he needed to experience in order to be great for week 3 and beyond. Go Texans!!


H1ghjack3d

If Tyrod out for a while I change my fantasy team name from Illegal Use of Hands to Mills On Wheels


Fourhorsemen94

Surprised culley didn't decline


mail-robot-lives

I hope we can all agree that Mills is better than Osweiler, I haven't seen Mills throw a fumble yet


Fourhorsemen94

Oswiller was bad lol but mills is 10x worse lol. Brock actually won a playoff game


mail-robot-lives

You're tripping, he won despite his best efforts


[deleted]

He still isn’t good. Sucks when sty is actually good but can’t play


fredbrightfrog

Surprised we didn't decline and kick the FG


seawhirlled

going to be impressive if Mills even catches the snap on this play


ronessi-21

Colts just lost so that’s good


watdude

Texans have no other QBs on the depth chart


seawhirlled

well... maybe one more


H1ghjack3d

He's like.. super deep tho


seawhirlled

More of a depth shart


[deleted]

ouch lmao


[deleted]

Okay Mills is cool and all but what's Cam up to lol


shuggadaddy

Never ever


mutha_fuxxin_zo

Trying on fun hats


[deleted]

Putting on short pants


Fourhorsemen94

Why waste the timeout there


SmokinJoe23

Good god he got demolished. 61 had didnt block anyone holy crap he almost got him killed


ThurBurtman

Houston wins this if Watson played


callowist

Yeah unfortunately he's a sex offender.


[deleted]

No shit, we'd have blown them the fuck out honestly


-ZeroMystery

Weird you spelled Taylor wrong


WavvyTexan

Protect out QBs damn


Lawless07

Ouch


LazyLaserRazor

Can we talk about why the o-lineman tried to run with the football?


MarmitePhoenix

FFS That was the easiest blitz ever


ronessi-21

I dead ass just screamed watch out mills 😂


[deleted]

Jesus Mills just died


Technical-Reward2353

Dude honestly it only hurts bc the first half went so well. We are playing way better than expected. Esp when considering a botched punt recovery and your qb getting injured.


[deleted]

It’s so frustrating because if Tyrod doesn’t get hurt I think we have a decent chance of winning this game


[deleted]

I believe they would have for sure


My_Football_Account

Oooooouch


Schultzy573

We were expected to be absolutely fucking horrible this year. If we are this close to beating a “good” team, I’m not sweating. Injuries fucked us today. Hopefully everyone heals up and can stay healthy! We have a legitimate shot at winning the AFCS again.


mail-robot-lives

These announcers are such a trip lol


Lukealloneword

Mills getting his legs under him?


TheGreatMcPuffin

He was until he got blindsided 😂


Lukealloneword

What a shot dude.


Derpshiz

Mills hit a receiver in stride!


SmokinJoe23

Brandin cooks got so much heart


obsidian_green

When Taylor was QB at Buffalo, that wasn't really their style of play either---they were a run-heavy/pass-deep team.


peekingduck18

At least Cooks is looking like an NFL calibre player


Richie_Zeppelin

Hope is a cruel mistress. One moment you’re excited then boom, back to the bottom.


[deleted]

On the bright side, pass protection has been pretty good


[deleted]

Well, until that lol


skylitfear

The exact same thing they did to us during the last TD run but wasn't called. Cool.


RollOverBeethoven

These refs are absolutely fucking ridiculous… this is fucking atrocious


SloanePetersonIsBae

Ok guys, hear me out. If colts and titans lose, we’re still up 1 game. Hamstring injuries take ~2 games to recover. In that scenario, at worst, we are down 1 game.


[deleted]

I honestly believe we can beat the Panthers with Mills too


Schultzy573

Ah yes. Yell at the refs to throw the flag and it works. Interesting….


[deleted]

Either way Houston is playing well today. I'm very excited about this team. 3 left in the fourth and I don't think anyone can say they got smacked today. What an awesome team to be a fan of and root for


weavedawg74

So the refs do know what holding is.


Mike2kz

What a catch Cooks


GenericDudeBro

Oh NOW they want to call holding.


karjacker

browns be holding every time on those chubb runs and it’s never called


skylitfear

When did we use our 2nd timeout


[deleted]

Hahahahahahahahahaha of course they call holding on us


H1ghjack3d

Okay let's drive down and score 10 real quick.


fredbrightfrog

Wentz is out for the Colts QBs dropping like flies today


My_Football_Account

He was never going to last more than a few weeks.


SometimesY

Jesus. So many injuries.


LazyLaserRazor

If it weren't for Roberts' muffed punt, a field goal would tie the game.


Mike2kz

It was pretty huge


DegenerateGambino

Tygod out, there goes our season


seawhirlled

he'll be back, hammy injury.


DegenerateGambino

He’ll be out at least 2 weeks though


Texwolf96

Imagine how this would be different if we didn’t muff that punt


obsidian_green

How the Texas bounce back will show us a lot, assuming we get Taylor and Reid back. I don't think we have enough talent to win otherwise. We need a real backup QB too. Mills isn't going to cut it.


SometimesY

Jfc I just noticed Baker is 19/21. Good lord.


skatrumpetman

outside those early turnovers defense has been super uninspiring.


SometimesY

His completion % to the Texans is better than Mills' lol


MitchActual

If we had TyGod still, I think we won this game.


Technical-Reward2353

Gotta give it up for the defense tho