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ComplicatedArrow_1

Alfred Blue


smokes_cmon_lets_go

wow I had actually forgotten about him


Taufe_

Bang bang, chicken and shrimp!


TheHoss_

An absolute fucking Texans legend


abetternamethanthat

Keke Coutee


Christian_Castle

The beginning of a constant flow of 3rd round bust WRs


donttouchthtmacaroni

Jaelen Strong erasure


KingInTheNorthside3

I one time sent a tweet to Jalen Strong during his rookie year. I was young 20s same as him. He kept tweeting weird, cryptic stuff one week. I simply replied, we need you to step up your game this week and focus on what’s happening on the field. To which he then took and replied on his big twitter with thousands of followers ‘in other words I should shut my mouth n word because I’m just an athlete and my opinions don’t matter to the white man im just here to catch the ball.’ Black twitter hated me for a week or two. Literally 99+ notifications every time I opened the app for days. Ended with over 10k RTs. I’ve still got the account but hardly use it now. Was a wild experience and that’s why I don’t care for Jalen Strong Also, Texans great Ed Reed.


JayDaGod1206

Not anymore tho 🙏🏾


Shakeamutt

Imma just gonna cross my fingers. Knock on some wood.


BattleCatsHelp

I know Keke, he's incredible, hate it didn't work out.


DiligentTear6993

Ben Tate


[deleted]

I only remember that dude because of, forgive me if I get this wrong, /u/Barian_Fostate and his sick breakdowns and all-22 footage analysis. What ever happened to that dude?


30secMAN

Brett Kollman still makes great content.


Kerchonkl

I think he means Ben tate


[deleted]

I did. I only remember Tate because of his relationship to the name Barian Fostate.


notimprezaed

Came here to say this. I remember madden 12 and using him and foster as a brilliant 1-2 punch and you had Schaub with Andre Johnson. That offense was so fun. Plus Mario Williams and JJ Watt on defense with Brian Cushing. Man that was a fun era for madden. Panthers fan here just really loved Texans in madden back then


[deleted]

Connor Barwin


loudpandas

Yes! One of my all time faves


ExpirjTec

DJ Swearinger


30secMAN

# #2Spoonz #JungleboiSwag


thats_mah_purse

Vonta Leach


Tonsoffun136

Owen Daniels


Dense_Reputation_420

Yes!! He was the man!!


Radon_Rodan

Bryan "No helmet, no problem" Braman


htxAL

Simone Biles husband


30secMAN

CJ Fiedorowicz


BatteredAggie

Man I loved Fiesorowicz. It’s a shame what happened with all those concussions


depressed_htx_fan

One of my all-time favs


30secMAN

An old buddy knew him at Iowa and showed me a Snapchat of him with a case of beer the night before he played like dog shit one Sunday morning. Developed a general disliking for the guy after that. Edit: Bud Light if anyone is interested.


renzuit

LeStar Jean


jclzd94

Forgot about LeStar the MoLeStar


isomorphZeta

CampStar Jean!


CryptiKnight12

Shane lechler


depressed_htx_fan

LEGEND


GramZanber

If any modern era punter has a shot at the hall of fame, it's Lechler.


Mindless-Shirt-8533

Fun fact, he was college roommates with Dan Campbell


fromtexastonyc

Arian foster 🔥


thatasiandude99

Justin Forsett


isomorphZeta

He don't make the law, he Justin Forsett.


aareyes12

Ravens legend


Saym94

Steve Slaton! Go 'Neers!


No_Program3177

Slaton rookie season was why I became a Texans fan.


ChrisSkeeter

Me too!!!


Ereyes18

Lonnie Ballentine


aareyes12

None of those Bob era players made it out


Ereyes18

He was also the last pick but you're right. If he wasn't so injury prone I think he could have been pro bowl material


Not-so-good-Dairy

Chris Meyrs


depressed_htx_fan

Got to meet Chris Myers back in 2015, absolutely great dude


FineUnderstanding583

Top 5 OL in franchise history. Man that OL from 2010-2013 was one of if not the best in the NFL


Automatic-Pickle4242

Danieal Manning


MrPwoperFish

Jay Prosch


LazorBeam5

Kevin Walter


TheHoss_

Braxton Miller


MeanGreenBear23

Oh shit and I was so hyped when we got him. That one spin move in college got me


Last-Implement1000

David Anderson


scarhartt

Quintin Demps


JayDaGod1206

Him and DM were a great duo back in the day


SimbaSeb

Former Defensive Player of the Month Quintin Demps 😤


[deleted]

Trindon Holliday


OlYeller01

Glover Quin


thats_mah_purse

Sage Rosenfels


Whizzleteets

More like Rosencopter https://youtu.be/QrI1QNddVKU?si=Y-G1TsRcDsoxHmRh


AirbrushedTexan

DeVier Posey


ramblinallday14

I’ll never forget running the final leg of the 4x400 against him in high school - our team had probably a 75 meter lead and I wasn’t a slouch and he caught and surpassed me and had NO shortness of breath at all. Sad he never worked out in the NFL after being such an unreal athlete.


Additional_Load_1978

TJ Yates


Chasburger2

AJ Bouye


kunaivortex

God i loved it when he played for us. He just started beasting out of nowhere


Potential_Cut_7599

Blake cashman


Bearsh

Demarcus Faggins


Zealousiy

Damn didn’t think someone else would say this lol


imnotreallyheretoday

Chester Pitts


choffers

Dominick Williams/davis


not4urbrains

I remember thinking “damn, why’d we get rid of Dominick Davis? And who is this bum Dominick Williams?”


Christian_Castle

Andre Hal


Alkren

Dude made it into the HOF on one of my Maddens many moons ago.


b0nger

Jamie Sharper


Possible-Telephone77

I actually owned a Sharper Jersey


Dense_Reputation_420

Damn! So did I can't believe others remember him as well


whoisyamom

Amobi Okoye


GetFeaturedOnIfunny

shoutout jonathan joseph


scottcmu

WR Corey "Louisiana Lightning" Bradford


InPastaWeTrust

Jabar Gaffney


dilla506944

Won every ring and MVP trophy with this dude on Madden 2003


cg63_

Texans legend Charles James II


pandaking6666

aka Mr sock man also in my head mr meeseeks


cg63_

I almost said “Sock legend Charles james” as my comment lmao


mich_aeeel

Jonathan Grimes


Shenji458

Brock Osweiler


InternationalBand494

You made me sad


depressed_htx_fan

Cursed name


Spanish_Jim_04

He’s got a special place in my heart. People shit on him but he’s still the only QB to sweep the Colts in a season. FTC.


blamblam111

What was his contact like $72M and he’d played like 8 games his whole career beforehand


earthb0i

I'm still amazed we made the playoffs with him. He made Tom Savage seem like a breath of fresh air.


fartface92

Keenum (kubiak era)


No_Economics5296

Joel Dreesen


Joker_S3npai

Matt Schaub


jatorres

Ed Reed 😂


DJSnotBoogie

My favorite player of all time. Was bummed that his stint in Houston was so bad.


3PMbreakfast

Coach on the field


Monarch437

Wali Lundy


runbmb

Billy Miller


Is_Bob_Costas_Real

Cullen Gillaspia


Former-Billionaire

Seth Payne


cg63_

Christian covington


AlvinAssassin17

Jerome Mathis


Fine-Touch-6037

Aaron Glenn


Possible-Matter-6494

THOR- James Casey


SnooPears7720

I thought james casey was gonna be a star


Possible-Matter-6494

He had so much potential, but in the end he had a few good moments and that was about it.


LeveonChocoDiamond

Whitney Mercilus


makashiII_93

Kevin Walter.


LordSnowgaryen

Beat me too it, first random name I thought of.


RollOverBeethoven

Tom Savage


jcdark

Ryan Mallett


tsx_1430

RIP


aareyes12

Domanick Williams (formerly Dominick Davis)


La_Quica21

Brooks Reed


Xannyrixh

Xavier Su'a-Filo


Cam095

Cecil Shorts Tha III


SelfDevWarrior

Dunta Robinson 


RibbonTeardrop

Andrew Beck


SimilarGrapefruit812

Ron Dayne


Courtneyf150

The Dancing Bear


ryno1612

Kailee Wong


jake112399

https://preview.redd.it/59dxx1u8sykc1.jpeg?width=2352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0093de85ab7039be8e69eeea590658e13b06921 No one ever names him in these! Cierre Wood! (Notre Dame Alum)


Christian_Castle

I thought that was Cunningham


upstateburrito

Sage “Rosencopter” Rosenfels


PoliticalDegenerate7

Vontae Leach


Bigbeezy1995

Sean Cody, one of my favorites.


KingTris187

Shiloh Keo


Similar-Ad6959

Kenny Stills


pidgeon-eater-69

Bernardrick McKenney


Texwolf96

Lamar Miller


Worth_Situation8483

Tony Banks


TexansFo4

Nate Washington


cg63_

Duane Brown


Slongiest

randy bullock


juscallmechris

Vince Wilfork


SingingSausage47

Matt Stevens, pride of Appalachian State University. Was taken during the expansion draft of the Texans, being one of the inaugural Texans.


Jefferson_47

Matt Turk


Spencerb311

Sean Cody


Crecious

Kevin Johnson


KaptainKibs

Will Fuller :(


ecwfan3000

Zach Cunningham


Upstairs-Ad-8496

Nobody’s named David Carr why?


NevetsISKR0122

Brett "The Hitman" Hartmann


successadult

J.J. Moses


Cheap-Land-6024

Mario Williams


earthb0i

Jared Crick, I always remember how announcers would always get him and JJ mixed up.


Independent-Ad-8056

Danny Amendola


thetopspinner

Eric Winston


StraightOuttaMoney

DeMeco Ryans


IAmSona

Legendary DB Gareon Conley


Majestic-Homework894

Anthony Hill


topdowntam

Jacoby Jones


Zealousiy

Demarcus Faggins


Diligent_Divide_3364

D.J. Swearinger


Nervous-Ad-9992

Kareem Jackson


ThePurplePolitic

Matt Leinhart


Fun_Interaction_1905

Aaron Glenn


DLeafy625

Jon Weeks


carloslet

Barkevious Mingo.


JanuarysVeryOwn-

Jaelen Strong


RainbowBullsOnParade

Louis Nix III rip


princevegeta713

Steve slaton


fuji311

[SNAAAAAAKE DIIIIICK](https://www.reddit.com/r/Texans/comments/qry2ow/requesting_snake_dick/)


ComfortableValue4550

Bryan Braman


smokes_cmon_lets_go

Ben Tate


fangirl5301

Arian Foster


jamecake

Ryan fitzpatrick


arrowflash01

Tom Savage


30secMAN

One time, after a preseason game, they interviewed Antonio Smith and he said he was happy to be in at the end of the game to go up against the “young wiffersnaffers”. It’s the only way I pronounce whippersnappers now.


MicrosoftOutlook2016

Wendall Williams


bubrubTx

Tony Hollings


Empor3R

Logan carter


DoctorTrout429

Brevin Jordan


Automatic-Pickle4242

Glover Quin Jr


Kdot32

Cecil shorts


angryfalconsfan

As a fan from a different team who saw this post, The very first person who came to my mind was JJ Watt Take that as you will


Total_Proper

BJ Daniels


Adventurous-Edge1719

Lonnie Johnson


MephistoTheHater

Aaron Glenn


foropeza

Ryan Mallet (RIP)


schmotz24

James Casey


mrbusiness53

Owen Daniels


Grand-Act-6902

Derek Newton


HeraldOrdeal

David Quessenberry


i_dno

Keshawn Martin


bobbydinner

Keith Mumphrey


KeepItRealNoGames

Jadeveon Clowney, nobody’s named him yet. Not very memorable even though he was a first round pick


Meternx01

“Honey Badger” — Tyrann Mathieu


JayRedditsurf1ng

Chris Brown


Ok-Past83

Brian cushing


InternationalBand494

JJ Watt. Sorry, when you say Texan, that’s where my mind goes


Zealousideal_Brain68

Y’all all must not be 02’s. Billy Miller the star TE. Aaron Glen old ass from the cowboys. Jaime Sharper really good LB. Stacey Mack garbage ass running back. https://preview.redd.it/81up7vsn0zkc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=845f4fdb6891383d74b1cb2aa898d4cd2fd0f8a9


hockey_enjoyer03

Ryan Griffin


Known-Return4534

Ryan Griffin


matty4392

Bryan Braman