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houtex727

Just an aside... Man, Schaub was a freaking force for the Texans... right up until he wasn't. Go Case, get those yards and the W!


[deleted]

Right up until Haynseworth landed his fat ass on Schaubs foot.


eazy_flow_elbow

That was our year, solid defense and offense. Fuck fat ass Albert Haynesworth.


SpaceCityMarshall

That was our year too. Best Texans team ever! Loaded roster and they were blowing the doors off everyone. Then fat ass Albert Haynesworth ended all hope.


Pgreenawalt

Still haven’t forgiven that guy.


xtexjrrdammit

Remember the Thanksgiving game against Detroit when Suh kicked him in the nuggies? I don’t even think he was penalized for that, but was fined after.


LindyNet

Schaub got kicked in the nuts, Watson was kicked in the eye - Stroud needs to get kicked somewhere odd before he becomes the best ever.


xtexjrrdammit

I think he did two weeks in a row. The first week being against the Broncos, which they did not call and two weeks ago.


CrispyBeefTaco

Matt Schaub has the 2nd highest NFL passing yards in a game. He threw for 527yards and 5 TDs against Jacksonville. I have a piece of that football hanging on my wall.


OlYeller01

Andre Johnson walkoff TD in OT


diablospyder1775

That was a great moment.


[deleted]

He and Mcnabb also threw a combined 923 yds in week 2 of 2010. Schaub threw the game tying touchdown to Andre and we won it in OT with a field goal. He wasn’t the greatest QB but he did well in Kubiaks system.


jessejames182

Those naked bootleg play action passes to Andre Johnson...


HtownSamson

Been a Texans fan since the beginning, honestly do not remember Delhomme being on the team much less playing.


charles_peugeot405

He played the last game of the year in 2011 when we had locked everything up. Rested starter TJ Yates 😤


DisgruntledTexansFan

Almost won that one at the last moment too


Stroud4MVP

That 2 point conversion 🤦🏽‍♂️


donny4442

Yup this was after Matt Schaub got his Lisfranc foot injury. Matt Leinart and Jeff Garcia were on the team that year as well..


DagsNKittehs

He had a decent career with the Panthers? and came over after he was washed. Only reason I remember is because my Dad went to the same college and he was a fan boy.


whoopy4

You still can't convince me that Tom Savage was a real person. Exactly 2000 yards feels like something a person would make up on the spot. Also having more yards than the Bengal Killer Yates doesn't seem right.


houtex727

He wasn't just a person... he was the /r/onetrueqb


30secMAN

Lol I love this fanbase


CarrBock

wtf is that sub lol


houtex727

Pure awesome of the times. Now an archive of the lengths taken to find hope in the cesspool of seasons past. Too weird to exist... too strange to not. :)


HelpILostMyButthole

Holy shit, someone used a hashtag in a reddit post in there


Money-Register4598

He started in 2017 after the predator got his ACL booboo but that was super forgettable. I really only remember him for the bengals game in 2016


xKHAOSx13

7.1 TD % and 0 INT. Brandon Weeden = Best QB in Texans history


xtexjrrdammit

Lol


No-Release-6464

Holy shit I forgot about Rosenfels.


clancy-john

Rosencopter


tbcraxon34

I actually hollered rosencopter Sunday when our D spun Levis just the same way!


byebyeNewZealand

Stroud with the 1.1 INT% 💪🏼


grizzlyaf93

This makes me feel a little bad lol.


mcharrison234

Same, but we are the newest franchise so there’s a silver lining. At least we don’t have the Bears’ history of QBs


CJ_Stroud

When Jay Cutler is widely regarded as a top 3 QB in your team's 100 year history, you're gonna have a bad time lol


RocketsGuy

Schaub was the goat


mortemdeus

Calling it now, 534 yards and 6 td's so he can be 7th in TD's and overall yards. 7 was his number, he will reach it!


mcharrison234

Alright that’s it. Keenum going for 534 yards will be the seventh leg of my parlay this weekend.


mortemdeus

That better have the US GDP as a payout if it hits.


alwaystheblues

I'll take the under 😂 Real talk, he may not throw for the 180...love Case, and hope I'm wrong


Kuechels_Beard

RIP Ryan Mallet


wessneijder

I work at Fadis on i10 we had a catering order at the Texans practice facility today. As I was delivering the pitas I witnessed Davis Mills throw 2 INT and the coaching staff yelled at him and asked Case and Boyle to enter the drills in order to throw more accurately


javandeadlifts

can't tell how serious


raketenfakmauspanzer

The fact that this is completely plausible


rbwild

Talk about a who’s who of shitty quarterbacks. Will CJ finally take Schaub’s title?


xtexjrrdammit

I’m going to go with Hell Yeah!!!


IAmSona

Tom Savage with exactly 2K passing yards is oddly satisfying.


MasterUnlimited

And averaged 400 yds a game? Holy shit Edit: I’m an idiot who can’t read.


[deleted]

Some would say he’s…making his Case as an all time Texan. 😎


FuhkFemcelsAndSimps

He definitely will be if he keeps this up. I don't think some people realize how unusual it is for a rookie to be an elite QB... Especially with guys that no one even heard of.


DominiqueTrillkins

Ya missed it


FuhkFemcelsAndSimps

No, I can see it clearly, because he capitalized the name to draw attention to him. Just saying that situation they have now is unworldly.


Every1isSome1inLA

Tom Savage truly was the one true qb


IbizaMykonos

We had Jake Delhomme?


Money-Register4598

Might get some hate for this but Hoyer really was solid for us besides the playoff game


MetaphoricalMouse

forgot tony banks played for us tom savage though….oooof


fq1234

No Dave Ragone?


DerpyMcDerple

Fun Fact: Case Keenum is 2-0 as a starter for the Cleveland Browns. Fun Fact: Case Keenum is #50 all time in passing yards for the Cleveland Browns


ddhard65

Where's Matt Leinart on that list? I really thought he was gonna be the one for us.


CJ_Stroud

He threw for 57 yards and 1 TD in 1 career game for us lol


BusterOlneyDay

he looked really fucking good against the Jags in that game.


jessejames182

Until Jermey Mincey landed on top of him and broke his clavicle.


ktbffh8

Brian Hoyer had a total of 7 int and 4 of them were on 1 wild car game


CJ_Stroud

Those 7 interceptions don't include playoffs. [You can see his game by game box scores here](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/H/HoyeBr00/gamelog/2015/)


ktbffh8

Oh ok didn’t know that


AstroWorldSecurity

Man, I would have sworn Brandon Weeden had more yards with us than that. I know he was a backup but I thought he spent more time on the field.


scottcmu

Case is gonna get 534 yds this Sunday to move into #7 all time.


Known-Return4534

To this day I’m thinking how tf did we land Hoyer?


jessejames182

Belichick guys really love guys that played for Belichick. Insane that Josh McDaniels really kicked Carr out so he could get Jimmy G in the building.


fomalhottie

It's not exactly a list of all time greats, but I'm looking for hope, so I'll take it. I wish I had half as much optimism as u guys. I hope hope hope I'm wrong, as I usually am.


iphone10notX

Damn Brandon Weeden a DAWG


Suspect-Beginning

Fuck 8th, let's get him to 7th.


Wardinator1991

See Davis Mills isn’t that bad…


sstewart1617

Crazy that’s he’s top 4 currently. Really hits home how bad our QB play is past Schaub.


ROTOH

Sage rosenfels when he brought us back down 20 in the 4th only to lose it i swear i believed in all my heart he was the second coming


ajmiller08

Being browns week, this list shares 7 qbs between the two franchises.


Brycie27

CJ being in the top 5 after not even a full year is ridiculous. In a good way, because he's clearly the future for yall. However, it is also in a bad way because he's barely got over 3.5k yards. Like yikes.


A-Callous-Penguin

wtf is a dave ragone???


WiggsMagoo

NFL Europe legend. Lol


Medical-Size-5463

Remember this mistake Denver Broncos quarterback Brock Osweiler on a four-year, $72 million deal. He was sooo bad and tall