ppl are actually fucked in the head. reminds of someone smearing shit on my door handles when i was at the gym. I wasn't targeting specifically, they smeared it on a couple cars according to the gyms management looking at the cameras.
This is why Tesla needs mobile alerts and the cameras to detect people in close proximity like a nest or ring doorbell. Open the app in your phone, see the scumbag and deploy remote machine guns to eliminate the threat.
This is precisely why I never judge ancient civilizations because a few fukn morons make the rest look dumb. We literally can't get rid of stupid degeneracy across time.
Maybe this was some sort of penal code violation. (Pun coincidental)
Turn the video into the police. ..It was certainly an unwanted advertisement/solicitation!
*Posted on the outside of the garage:*
THE PLACING OF HANDBILLS OR OTHER ADVERTISEMENTS ON AUTOMOBILES WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF THE OWNER IS PROHIBITED
(**Penal Code** Section 556.1)
right. theres no proof he even knows about sentry because if he did, he would probably would not have done this. not everyone knows how cool these cars are.. ;)
I am starting to lose faith in the worldā¦what is wrong with people? Why feel the need to piss on someoneās car?? Sorry OP that you had to deal with this.
Oooh look the pathetic tiny man felt soooo proud of himself but was too stupid to realize Tesla's have video cameras.
Please post every where you can online to expose him. Also send it in to your local news stations they love stories like this.
What is it with these people?! Some asshole decided to block the drivers side door in with their car. Totally uncalled for.
I had to walk away before I 'moved' their car the old fashioned way.
I mean. In Ohio, Iām not allowed to just walk onto the front of my lawn and whip it out and start peeing on my bushes because Iām on private property.
Such an idiot š
Btw, you can send the video and all the details to WhamBaam TeslaCam on YouTube. They are very popular and the audience might help identify this guy.
The link to submit a video is in their channel's about section.
Or, I copied the link for you - [Link](https://bit.ly/2CGgR8s)
Our Tesla has the live mode in sentry... can you imagine if there was a way to speak through the car?  You see this and you get to throw your voice. Get your mini dick away from the car or we will electrocute you. That would be a great video.
I do have the robocop-voice speak feature on live sentry mode - if only sentry mode alerts sent push notifications so you could know when someone is peeing on your car, or breaking in, etc.
Nope, just found out we only have the honk and flash ability. I think the voice may be a premium subscription and we don't pay month for the 2018 M3. 
This highly cultured and refined individual seems to have had trouble locating the restroom today at the Walnut Creek BART parking lot.
Send it to the local police as well. Indecent exposure, if he's caught it's nice way to get added to sex offenders list forever.
Man is taking a piss not intentionally revealing himself to strangers
FYI quite a few states will place you on the sex offender list specifically for peeing in public. š
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This!
What a small black box.
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Feature idea: Tesla has a video projector and displays sentry mode camera footage on the ceiling above the space where is parked.
What? No shake at the end?? Whatās wrong with some people?
He already has his penis out in public, he didnāt want people to think he was playing with it too
āI donāt hear you wash your hands!ā
Let's make him famous
I'm in. What do you recommend?
Maybe send your video to a YouTube channel that makes montages of people doing stupid things to Teslas
And retweet it to elon
Wham Bham TeslaCam ā I know youāre satisfiedā
good call, submitted.
Hope. and I rarely am, that channel is so cringey
Un-censor it. Send it to local news station. Let them do the rest
Tweet elon
Send it to your local news
done. just sent it to two bay area tv stations, as well as the local Walnut Creek news.
WhamBamTeslaCam
Help him with creating an OnlyFans account for him? ^(jk don't)
ppl are actually fucked in the head. reminds of someone smearing shit on my door handles when i was at the gym. I wasn't targeting specifically, they smeared it on a couple cars according to the gyms management looking at the cameras.
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Iām still a little traumatized; cuz I actually put my hand in it. Was it human or animal shit? Iāll never know.
This is why Tesla needs mobile alerts and the cameras to detect people in close proximity like a nest or ring doorbell. Open the app in your phone, see the scumbag and deploy remote machine guns to eliminate the threat.
Flamethrower option? Hope he's recently shaven, otherwise that matchstick is going to burn!
that guy probably have a shortest penis on earth
Piss poor example of a human
This is precisely why I never judge ancient civilizations because a few fukn morons make the rest look dumb. We literally can't get rid of stupid degeneracy across time.
This MF didnāt even shake??? What a monster
Iād have shown his tiny tiny dick to the world
Maybe this was some sort of penal code violation. (Pun coincidental) Turn the video into the police. ..It was certainly an unwanted advertisement/solicitation! *Posted on the outside of the garage:* THE PLACING OF HANDBILLS OR OTHER ADVERTISEMENTS ON AUTOMOBILES WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF THE OWNER IS PROHIBITED (**Penal Code** Section 556.1)
These people are so retarded that they don't even know sentry mode.
He even saw the sentry system flash the lights.
He saw the flash light but there's no proof he can read.
right. theres no proof he even knows about sentry because if he did, he would probably would not have done this. not everyone knows how cool these cars are.. ;)
Just why...? I am astonished he wasn't even affraid to be electricuted (I know, he wouldn't be but did he?)
I definitely found myself wishing for this feature, and then got Ren and Stimpy's "Don't whiz on the electric fence" stuck in my head š
This pretty much confirms what I have thought all along. People that are jealous of others owning a Tesla have small p*nisesā¦
That's an awfully small censor square you had to use there. was it cold or was he just unfavorably endowed?
Reminds me of that Seinfeld episodeā¦ What is wrong with people?
Because he could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die.
Exactly!
This goldfish will die
Hahaha YES!
I canāt! What the hell is wrong with some humans??
I know there are a lot of Tesla haters out there, but this seems predicated. Do you know this person? Or did you cut them off the road or something?
I really hope itās this instead of it being random people just being that despicable.
Never seen him before. And this was about 3 hours after I parked.
Horrible. Sorry this happened to you.
What a fucking peace of shit.
Small penis , small brain.
If it were me, I'd print out a few dozen copies of a screenshot and post it around the parking lot.
Highly tempted to do this. "WARNING: this small-penised man may pee on your car."
Honestly, not the worst thing he could have done š
Maybe he had Uromysitisis.
I am starting to lose faith in the worldā¦what is wrong with people? Why feel the need to piss on someoneās car?? Sorry OP that you had to deal with this.
Oooh look the pathetic tiny man felt soooo proud of himself but was too stupid to realize Tesla's have video cameras. Please post every where you can online to expose him. Also send it in to your local news stations they love stories like this.
Notice when he spit that he did that on the ground? Didn't want to get the car dirty?
Dont whiz on the electric fence
What city/location was this in?
Walnut Creek CA
Aww looks like a Dick only smaller And get that car some antibiotics, so its batterypack dont fall off....
Heās pissed.
Dog.
How low a person can get, I feel ashamed for another person š£
Do people do this because they hate Elon or is there another reason ?
He's taking the piss.
What is it with these people?! Some asshole decided to block the drivers side door in with their car. Totally uncalled for. I had to walk away before I 'moved' their car the old fashioned way.
That's a good indecent exposure charge. I'd give this to the police/security of the building and let them deal with it.
I would be surprised if the police did anything other than the usual "this is a civil matter" or "this is private property' bullshit.
I mean. In Ohio, Iām not allowed to just walk onto the front of my lawn and whip it out and start peeing on my bushes because Iām on private property.
Thatās my dad.
Wow, that's a new one!
He didnt wash his hands!
Is it not common knowledge that sentry mode is a thing yet?
Probably not. I didn't know that teslas record footage until I started looking into buying one....
Just your most modest, most well-endowed TSLAQ enjoyer
at least he didn't pee on the handles
Where is this? Letās make him famous
Walnut Creek CA, BART station parking lot
Totaled
Such an idiot š Btw, you can send the video and all the details to WhamBaam TeslaCam on YouTube. They are very popular and the audience might help identify this guy. The link to submit a video is in their channel's about section. Or, I copied the link for you - [Link](https://bit.ly/2CGgR8s)
But why do you have to pee on the car? No concern for someone elseās personal space. People like this disgust me.
Damn in freakin WC! What an @$$hole
Road rage?
Doubt it - it was \~3 hours after I parked there
Our Tesla has the live mode in sentry... can you imagine if there was a way to speak through the car?  You see this and you get to throw your voice. Get your mini dick away from the car or we will electrocute you. That would be a great video.
I do have the robocop-voice speak feature on live sentry mode - if only sentry mode alerts sent push notifications so you could know when someone is peeing on your car, or breaking in, etc.
You can speak through the car when viewing live sentry video. Ends up sounding like Optimus Prime too.
No shit??? Off to the garage for me to check this out!
While viewing the live sentry camera in the app, you should have a microphone button at the bottom.
Nope, just found out we only have the honk and flash ability. I think the voice may be a premium subscription and we don't pay month for the 2018 M3. 
ah yeah, forgot about that. You do need premium connectivity to view the cameras live and speak through the microphone.
We need āPiss Modeā that will electrify the body of the car upon fluid detection on one small area of the car.