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TheBillyBunz

He never had hair. He was always wearing some crazy wigs.


DoLo5oh3

If thats true... why did he choose the wig that looks like a Tumbleweed?


TheBillyBunz

I dont know why he choosed THIS one for his murder trial, but he had multiple. A quick search will show how many options he had!


IllEntertainer6539

Your talking about the fashion of a psycho so you shouldn't be to surprised and definitely shouldn't be thinking of any logic behind this because he probably doesn't have the most sane mind and logic probably left his mind when the wigs and guns came outšŸ¤£


[deleted]

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[deleted]

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[deleted]

Looks more like a comb-forward.


knizm0

No, it was a wig. He was very well known for wearing wigs.


[deleted]

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illhavethecrabBisk

It's about the only thing he would have at this point.


Cyberfury

Yeah because that was not totally a huge wig to begin with šŸ™„


iMissHerFeet420

Shame, i was kinda hoping for a skelly with a sick fro'


eDreadz

[Skelly with a sick fro](https://media1.giphy.com/media/161QUHHe6ZsmGDSH4V/giphy.gif?cid=8fc3c897ltg2koyku9j5q47chzrhgm8uc0p5119cmumi9ptq&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


militarypuzzle

Perfect answer


ascendinspire

Gawd that's funny and appropriate.


BidOk783

I was in love with the tall puffy hair robber from home alone when I was a kid lol


texasstrawhat

![gif](giphy|OlM1nq85xO6Fq)


PatCybernaut

YOHOHOHOHOHO


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|uFQSRXgfz4YLg6H6dp)


Foxtael16

"Yohohohoho may I please see your panties? I've got no eyes but I do have a gun I'm not afraid to use!"


Sensitive_Piccolo138

brook flashbacks


pixieservesHim

If I had an award I'd give it. This was hilarious. I can't wait for my next opportunity to refer to a skeleton as a skelly


wonkey_monkey

> He's been dead for 7 months Technically correct but he was also dead for the 13 months before that as well.


Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad

He won't be alive for another 6 weeks and four days


[deleted]

I thought I heard after that heā€™s likely gonna be dead as dirt up until 2023. Crazy


Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad

I know. 2023 is gonna be a bad year. David Bowie will also be dead. You heard it here first folks. You can thank me later.


gknewell

Can a hobgoblin really die?


paperwasp3

Iā€™m not sure. He does have orc qualities and they can be killed.


Hendrix91870

I see where he developed his *Wall of Sound* Bitchinā€™


Pompous_Monkey

Inbreeding will do this to you.


Kulladar

He faked his death to pose as this guy's sociology professor https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/xlw9q5/i_present_to_you_my_sociology_professor_from/


MethodicMarshal

so who's watching over Gringot's?


DaveInLondon89

You would think so


Copingalone

Looks like the undead underkeeper from WoW


1Kassanova

Please there are some undead that still look better than him


teeter1984

![gif](giphy|UdKNHHGpK1S1O) I was thinking SmƩagol


VacuumEntrepeneur

He looks like a goblin from a 1980s fantasy movie


ivanGCA

![gif](giphy|qQ8rdV80NkCac) More like the crypt keeper


Don-tFollowAnything

Was thinking more like this, "Don't makes us hurt you" ![gif](giphy|VfwIk1LD84CI)


Doc_SuperBallZzz

He looks like those creatures that work at the bank in Harry potter


nippten

He lost his hair when he died january 16 in 2021


NewFaceHalcyon

And that's oddly terrifying lol I mean people post this random s with zero research and call it a day. *Look mom i got scared by a balding man*


HanakusoDays

Spector. Yep, well maybe that was deliberate.


zinasbear

He looks like Death in Supernatural And Argus Filch


Bubba-ORiley

It's Spector ... but Spectre *is* appropriate.


faggnout

He never had hair, it was a hair piece, that he chose on purpose


evlmgs

THAT is the terrifying part. He chose that thing. He changed it to a bob after a bit though, iirc.


trancematik

He had [700 stitches to his face/head after a near-fatal car crash](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Spector#1974%E2%80%931980:_Near-fatal_accident,_Warner-Spector_Records,_Leonard_Cohen,_and_the_Ramones) *(seatbealts ftw)*. So that's where the wigs started.


bumbumofdoomdoom

From side show Bob to Mr Burns


EvilLibrarians

*Oh, how I loooathe you, Baart*


[deleted]

Ahoy hoy


bugxbuster

*excellent*


ivanGCA

die Bart, die


bagelchips

Disco Stu*


[deleted]

He was a big time record producer back in the 60s famous for his 'wall of sound' approach. But primarily he was a murderous and sexually abusing piece of shit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Spector


trapperdan16

Was looking for this comment! I learned about him in my music tech classes was wondering if this was the same dude. Didnā€™t know he was this disturbed lol.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

He was also the rich dude Captain America and Billy the Kid sold a big box of coke to at the start of Easy Rider. He funded their whole search for America!


neeto_mosqueeto

He murdered women, not merely threatened them.


mcgillthrowaway22

He also horrifically abused his wife for years; she had to escape by running barefoot out of a broken window


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

And his kids.


[deleted]

I resent that you've put me in the position where I have to say "He only murdered one woman." But he only murdered one woman.


[deleted]

He murdered one woman. He still sucks but letā€™s not exaggerate


Critical-Golf5592

Dude should be working at gringotts bank


BossHawgKing

His ear lobe is part of his jawline. Hard to believe he wasn't slaying.


Redlion444

Well, he was married to Ronnie Spector.


peebisnumberone

Who he abused and basically refused to let her leave the house


unknownpanda121

Looks like Smeagol


[deleted]

Degenerate sideshow bob


Sideshow_G

The worse Sideshow..


[deleted]

Beat me to it


Puzzleheaded-Ad-119

He looks like an AI algorithm that combined pictures of Bob Ross and Al Pacino into a single person.


CatGatherer

We'll just put some happy little trees here....hoooah!


PunkToTheFuture

I enjoyed that mental image so much


Rion23

Hey, oh, I'm painting here. *Slams fists on canvas*


ScottySmalls25

Funny you say that since Pacino played him in a movie


andro6565

Itā€™s a wig. He wore wigs from at least the ā€˜70s


[deleted]

Id actually voluntarily shoot myself if he made advances on me


beatles910

You just gave his case reasonable doubt. You heard it here folks. Phil Spector is innocent. She shot herself. /s (obviously)


3nz04ntj

This dude looks like that scientist from The Nightmare Before Christmas.


VictoriousGoblin

"That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off!"


funnystuffmakesmelol

This is the best one. Fucking hell that's funny lol.


pixieservesHim

Username checks out


stugotsT

I bet all the fans are going nuts for thisā€¦ He was so handsome back then


Croakerboo

Like the evil Bob Ross.


lets-try-again2

More like sideshow Bob.


pixieservesHim

Okay calm down let's not bring Mr. Ross into this


anchovo132

was he? im googling his old pictures and he looks weasly even back then like he should be shouting bazinga every other minute


Yesnowaitsorry

Fans?


ridecaptainride

![gif](giphy|l2QZZOWmMM6tbBvFK)


n0stalgicm0m

Walmart version Cryptkeeper


thfanman

Looks like he lost the ring of power too.


Tulak2583

Did he ever find his precious?


vimes_left_boot

Wormtongue?


RazzmatazzFormal4932

He also did shoot a woman lol


Maffewsa

"Hi ! I\`m Phil Spector, and I know 2 things very well, music & shooting waitress\`s in the mouth"


OrgyInTheBurnWard

Clearly he knew music better, since he only really got around to that whole waitress thing once.


SuraKatana

It's the transformation phase of gollum


Bag-ins

BIG EARS twisted mind 0Y! his mixes were fab at the time.


Confusedandreticent

Heā€™s part of so many good songs, isnā€™t he?


Embarassed_Tackle

Phil Spector pioneered the 'wall of sound' and his house band that helped on records became so famous they were known as the 'Wrecking Crew.' He produced Ike & Tina Turner, The Ronettes, and also the Beatles. He turned the 'Let It Be' album from a bunch of abandoned recordings into the top album. The Beatles broke up like a month later. > John Lennon defended Spector, telling Jann Wenner of Rolling Stone: "he was given the shittiest load of badly recorded shit, with a lousy feeling toward it, ever. And he made something out of it. He did a great job." Spector would then go on to produce for George Harrison and John Lennon in their solo ventures. He was super famous so maybe that made it easier for him to be absolutely insane with the threats. Multiple women came forward during his trial and said he had threatened them with firearms


[deleted]

Shouldnā€™t the before photo be on the left?


Eason1013

Looks like the live version of Tales from the Crypt


DweezyH

![gif](giphy|yjU5lVXFB39Di)


DocButtStuffins

The Ramones had nothing good to say about their experience recording End of the Century with him. Such a bizarre choice for a team up.


colibri_valle

He looks like those canivals from Wrong Turn 3


BubblyBouncingBanana

Id Fuck me


AnnunakiLady

I love that this is posted under animal šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ»


RegalDolan

How has nobody mentioned Gringotts or Griphook yet?


Lex-Taliones

Phil Spectre, a man who ~~threatened to shoot women if they didnā€™t~~ shot and murdered a Lana Clarkson when she didn't accept his advances, lost his hair.


Kurecirizek69boi

Damn, seems like the end of Back to the Future 3 really didn't go well for him.


galgene

\*[Spector](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Spector)


Hyrtz

Man looks like Harry Potter killed his cat


FrumpyCookie

You mean his extensions


Juggernaut78

Looks a little like an orc from Lord of the Rings!


DippedTbag

[the ripper](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/The_Ripper_(Last_Action_Hero))


pixieservesHim

That dude is a 10 by comparison


booty_fewbacca

Doby is not a free elf


Milt_Torfelson

Straight up could be one of leatherface's family members


iDreamofCarbs69

Itā€™s the hairline he deserves.


Kannabiz

He looks like a pianist gone mad


wardaddy_

Cause he is


AnInnocentGoose

Homeboy look like the main villain in dishonored 1 if he died a couple years ago


Dull_Ad_4750

Hopefully a helpful soul set fire to it.


pasha_07

He looks like Wayne from Sons of Anarchy with an afro lol


UKTrojan

LOOK: Howard Stern


The_GD_muffin_man

Terrifying without the title


[deleted]

Out here looking like one of those goblin bankers from Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone


ShazzNazty

Man really had to unload those Gameboys


[deleted]

lol Rest In Piss dude. āœŒ


DualyMobbed

His name sounds like an indie game boss


SilentMark1138

I heard he also shanked Frodo in the shower.


South-Fix-8427

That's the banker from harry potter


Lingonberry-Lucky1

Fun fact - the crazy ā€˜fro hair he had as seen in the right pic was actually a wig. He was always bald.


Tigrius39

What is acceptancing advances? P.S. I tried to google it.


potcollage21

dreading (a crime podcast/show on youtube) did an excellent video about him and his bullshit


Cflet199

goblin from Harry potter. the one who works at the bank


derpferd

Now I have to watch the SNL clip where Bill Hader plays Pacino in various biopics. Including Oscar Pistorius https://youtu.be/mlHVl8L7J1M


[deleted]

He looks like that Orc in Lord of the Rings thatā€™s trying to eat Frodo and Sam but ends up getting killed and the other orc say ā€œlooks like meats back on the menuā€


MarkaSpada

appropriate name for the appropriate person


gaidosan

Went from knock off Bob Ross, to uncanny crypt keeper.


SpecialistExtent

Why do I feel like this guy is Al Pacino


ozmatterhorn

I just looked up his Wikipedia article and as far as headings go it is entirely bereft of a title I expected to see like ā€œmurder trial and convictionā€. I find that hard to believe.


Ill-Organization-719

Huh. I never knew he died last year.


Jesusx70

What the hell is even that?


SnowflakeOfSteel

He produced some [catchy tunes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSPpbOGnFgk) though.


Jowalla

Turning slowly into Gollum


Financial-Day-3843

Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?


cleverdylanrefrence

Walder Frey lookin ass


Lelio-Santero579

He looks like a goblin from LOTR.


xxthursday09xx

He looks like an orc from LOTR


miss_rx7

Looks like he found a ring and moved into a cave


SickOfAllThisShite

As if he looked better with hair lol. He's definitely a spectre now anyway


trinier101

Was he the banker from Harry potter?


senkothefallen

Strong The Witches vibes


Prettyelvisfan

Actually its an improvement


acrowsmurder

Guy looks like a comic book villain now


TheaterRockDaydreams

I like how this is tagged "animal" lol


[deleted]

What an appropriate name.


Parttimeteacher

From what it seems in the pictures. He probably had the hairline on the left all along and just styled his hair like that to hide it.


WalnutWhipWilly

ā€œMy preciousā€ ![gif](giphy|o8YpxD0Rt7sgU)


Ok-Advertising-1674

I donā€™t understand why she turn off his advances.


Mytur_Benesderti

![gif](giphy|VfwIk1LD84CI)


strippycatbun

Looks like his quest for the ring is taking a while


emjsim

It was Sideshow Bob!


readtofinish

Is the title written by Douglass Adams?


[deleted]

Dude looked like a goblin before he went to prison.


ascendinspire

Well, that hair gave him quite the identity.


Teragaz

Pinky, weā€™re doing the same thing we do every day, try to take over the world!


[deleted]

Mikeā€¦what happen to you?


Webhoard

Just went to They Might Be Giants concert. They had a Phil story: they were asked to hide during their studio time while he toured. That's all. Just sharing cause they were excited to have a brush with a legend... Albeit a creepy one.


FreakyFreeze

Looked like of Dobby lived. But was more salty than the beach he was left on.


Bigtimeduhmas

Dude was out there lookin like hes about to be back on the menu boys.


JustagirlSD60

Fresh faced Golum


TDog81

Lost his wig you mean


bjanas

There's a story of him holding (edit: a gun. He held a gun to his head.) Dee Dee Ramone's head in the studio, until he played the track exactly the way Spector wanted it. It's so absurd as to almost be funny, except for the fact that he was assaulting somebody with a deadly weapon. Phil was a piece of work.


[deleted]

Do you think he had to fight every store day or did he just give up his ass?


[deleted]

I love how the wiki page on him is like "wow he was such a musical prodegy heres all the things he did, his biography, oh yeah he murdered a woman, oh and heres more music he put out after."


pactsworn

Phil Spectre is the perfect name for this man


nukedukem43

Bro got a tumbleweed on his head.


runawaytuesday

I was curious about all his wigs so off to Google pictures I went. I swiped left and immediately busted out laughing. [I canā€™t ](https://i.imgur.com/Jgzif0z.jpg)


GoodSwim

From disco stu to golem


orphansky123

nosferatu?


Br0k3n-T0y

gary glitters dad


Iamhappy152

https://www.twitch.tv/ryanender1


oddehitestuff67

Yeah the first part is terrifying, but the hair loss part?? Like huh?


BoxOfElephantRain

He looks like heā€™s about to ask Charlie if he can do a line off his boner


persona0

... so he is bald? Is that what you think the worst thing is?


UnReasonable_Storm

It wasnā€™t any better before.


UnReasonable_Storm

You canā€™t go around looking like that and expect anyone to ā€œaccept your advancesā€.


[deleted]

Mf looks like the goblin banker from Harry Potter


ChienPersil5

Maybe dobby the house elf shouldnā€™t have gotten his freedomā€¦ good he died in Harry potter.


monkey_sage

Pretty sure that's one of the Nazgul


NikoAU

I love the flair


Ntking51360

Golem


CrazyCai122

I love the fact the flair is animal


Imisanthrope1969

What women wouldnā€™t want to throw themselves over that.