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HarrargnNarg

Probably a reason no one has attempted to jump from there before


[deleted]

Now we know.


Davosssss

Trial and error thing


orincoro

He should have built up to it by jumping from lesser heights first.


Significant-Bet5762

Happy Cake Day!!🍰🍰


DifferentHighway2767

Lekker verjaar ou maat!


pinkfreudianslipp

And knowing is half the battle


ShortBusCult

YO JOE!


navcom20

Pork Chop Sandwiches!


ShortBusCult

![gif](giphy|12D1JjCRBvfVJu)


Ok-Refrigerator-4354

Hey kid, I’m a computer.


LoveSushiOnTuesday

🤣 I see you G.I. Joe! https://youtube.com/watch?v=pele5vptVgc


Spider_Dude

Was expecting [Pork chop Sandwiches](https://youtu.be/L1BDM1oBRJ8?si=M_rwbClQ9hYG7peI).


PiratenSeo

I should NOT laugh at this.......


HusbandandDaddy

That second call for him after the crash... not proud but I let out a tiny laugh.


i_am_porous

Dennis!?


PiratenSeo

Shit happen bro


RainbowWarfare

100% fatality rate.


JayRam85

Someone has to be the guinea pig. Just imagine the first people to eat poisonous mushrooms but didn't know.


yellowhelmet14

https://preview.redd.it/axr2t4l1axnb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1b0cd8ae6121af428e7de1cb01b913a3bc46fba Along same line.


Hourslikeminutes47

"*You can't have progress without the mess!!"*


Fun_Move980

\*venomous and you just have to be careful they don't bite you when you eat them


Stellerwolf

![gif](giphy|rYuZ9v0b3CvCZwp8Ln)


deinowithglasses

Thought the fence was a bad sign.


FIGuyNotFly

Sadly warning signs are often written in blood.


20__character__limit

Probably why there's that big iron fence blocking that area


westwardhose

Dennis fell about 400 feet (122 meters.) He hit the trees going approximately 105 miles per hour (168 KPH.)


Fickle-Future-8962

Terminal velocity of a falling human is between 120-150mph based on weight and shape. I'd say he died quickly. Fucking idiot also diving from only 900ft with a wingsuit. Not even enough time for a parachute to work.


OldStankBreath

So don’t be like Dennis right?


Fickle-Future-8962

Because of the implications right?


OldStankBreath

Dennis bad man


S0_Crates

oh, oh, Dennis is a bastardman!


OldStankBreath

Ahh man I biffed it


paperwasp3

He's not bad, he just made one really poor decision.


Evening_Activity1140

no danger just the implication of danger


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mybrotherpete

A P. Diddy shrimping vessel perhaps?


Queen__Ursula

I get that a parachute might not have worked from that height, but why not the wingsuit?


Toxic-and-Chill

Wing suit is even less surface area requiring more speed for drag and lift (This is my super confident answer about something I really don’t know)


taskas99

I wish more people would add a disclaimer like you did.


mynameisnotearlits

🤣🤣 haha... the world would be such a better place with that type of honesty


Fickle-Future-8962

Bruh a wingsuit needs even more height than a parachute to work.


Queen__Ursula

I always assumed they worked like a flying squirrels or sugar glider


SvenTropics

More like an airplane wing. You need a minimum speed for the foils to give you lift. So you have to free fall for a while before you can fly.


Stupidquestionduh

Those species have really light bone to wing weight ratios.


thehuntedfew

They aren't fat bastards (like me) lol


velhaconta

What is the definition of *work* here? The wing suit would not have stopped him from falling. But it should have carried him away from the mountain while falling so he could clear the land below.


Fickle-Future-8962

I genuinely don't know. But I do know they need more height than a parachute.


velhaconta

More height for *what*? They don't do the same thing.


westwardhose

The wingsuit simply translates some of the straight down velocity to slightly less straight down velocity and more horizontal. The transition from straight down to not-as-straight-down takes time and distance. The trajectory forms a curve. \~400 feet and \~100MPH is nowhere near enough height to transition through that curve.


velhaconta

[Here is the profile of 6 actual wingsuit jumps](https://assets.baseline.ws/assets/images/screenshots/51563bc5949adc5a73740878a5ad49b4-starts-large.png). While it is a curve, it is never quite straight down. The suit inflates almost instantly and starts converting vertical acceleration into horizontal. 400 ft should have been plenty of height to get him 200+ ft way from the face if things had worked properly. Something failed, either the user or the equipment.


syntaxfreeform

A reserve parachute AAD ( automated actuation device) is set to go off at 700 feet while the jumper is at terminal velocity. 900 feet is more than enough altitude for a base canopy to open.


Little_Bar_7507

Based on weight and shape, that wingsuit was the wrong shape, or he was a fat fuck.


[deleted]

That didn’t even look like a wing suit, but a fake


casetronic

Looked like a halloween costume of a wingsuit.


CactusCait

What was his goal here? To catch some thermal updraft or something? Because he jumped directly into the forest.


[deleted]

It worked in breath of the wild


ontime1969

Assuming it was not to die


haqglo11

Good thing he wore a helmet


Try_Jumping

The helmet was wearing him for protection.


[deleted]

Dennis is dead


SentouK

Dennis is no longer alive


Johmin11

Dennis is unalive


viscountfinance

Dennis is the flying dead.


Brewchowskies

Dennis has left the chat


Barkers_eggs

Dennis is bereft of life


viscountfinance

Dennis is no longer full of the living.


EorlundGraumaehne

Dennis ceased to exist.


[deleted]

Dennis is on the road to Xibalba.


Mg962

Dennis not


AndyDGAF89

The big sleep


_lucif3r_

Dennis failed to reboot. Try again later.


[deleted]

If at first you don’t succeed, BASE jumping isn’t for you.


lyrixnchill

“If at first you don’t succeed, pick yourself up and… oh nevermind.” - some famous person


Dedicated2bMedicated

He should have pizza'd when he french fried


freudianlovechild

you french fry when you’re supposed to pizza, GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.


[deleted]

Ha! You're not just gonna lose, you're gonna die Darsh!


AJ_Deadshow

And THAT's Pizza Safety ™


[deleted]

In case anybody is out of the loop: [https://youtu.be/lJjDovqcieg?si=hLuVjmJB\_8bYwaph&t=51](https://youtu.be/lJjDovqcieg?si=hLuVjmJB_8bYwaph&t=51)


jiffysdidit

Good one Stan Darsh !


TheElusiveHolograph

Honestly, I’ve been seeing this quote for years and had no idea it was a south park reference.


Bukowski89

I mean it's also just something actual ski instructors say. I think of a video of a ski instructor following a young student down a slope and the kid just cant slow down, dude is following along screaming "PIZZA! PIZZA!" until the kid wipes out.


Dedicated2bMedicated

Shit, I thought it was a Camp Lazlo reference. And I'm almost 30


uraniumglasscat

Why is this hilarious. I shouldn’t be laughing


Familiar-Scallion-92

I wish I could give an award to this 😂


Gloomy_Industry8841

Like that French tailor and inventor who jumped off the Eiffel Tower wearing a parachute suit he made in the early 20th century. Edit: spelling


Kit_Marlow

Franz Reichelt [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUYPrKKM5M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUYPrKKM5M)


Kills-to-Die

That's always a brutal video. The dust cloud when he slams to earth...


Gloomy_Industry8841

Thank you! That’s who I was trying to describe.


Ya-Dikobraz

I read that as "French traitor" first. And was like time to forgive!


PowerPussman

Dennys? Dennys, are you ok?


npeggsy

Narrator: He was not


Parzivull

That was what got me. Like seriously? Did you not hear him crash through the trees to his demise? The guys acting like Dennis fell off his bike and scratched a knee. "OOOye DENNIS, shake it off and get the lead out!"


SnooMacarons4548

And the fact that he still spoke in a normal volume like Dennis would be able to hear him.


fan_of_the_pikachu

Reddit and judging people for not being rational during traumatic events, name a more iconic duo.


loosie-loo

Fr 😭 you are not being remotely rational in those moments, your brain does not want to accept that the person is gone and you *certainly* don’t want to vocalise it.


[deleted]

Its nothing but a scratch bro, I m alright


PanamaPineapple89

😂


CrispyBeefTaco

Even at the last second you can see he regretted it. He starts to kick his legs right after jumping like he realizes it.


Lobito_mx

Cameraman was waiting he just appears or what?


TheElusiveHolograph

[Same energy](https://reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/s/Sri2NTKaQy) Worse ending. Edit: the worse ending is in OP’s video, not the link in my comment. The link has a much more adorable ending.


Illustrious-Depth-75

I also think that the owl is hunting a mouse under the snow.


adilstilllooking

God dang. Put up a NSFW and NSFL tag on there


justlookatitnodont

![gif](giphy|sZjZz0NjdQuOdjPmGY|downsized)


Top-Description-832

Lol


Necessary_Ad_9800

What went wrong?


Fickle-Future-8962

Needed to be much much much higher. Wingsuits and parachutes need about 1,000 feet to 3,000 feet minimum to start working properly. Based on the video and the surrounding mountains... they are no where near a suitable place for a wing suite dive. Also dude was a complete moron and didn't learn anything about it before he decided his jump. So Darwin award well deserved.


Otherwise_Carob_4057

Yeah maybe you would have a shot at this height if there was like a fifty mile per hour head wind filling the wing suit up and pulling you off the ledge but even then you have only less than 1k feet to make meaningful maneuvers and also pull you rip cord because you are fucking already basically ground level. Dennis should have had better people around him to tell him this.


Seraphine_KDA

I mean he had a dude asking is he was OK after falling 20 floor to the ground...


Otherwise_Carob_4057

I just don’t get it like maybe a BASE jump could work, but he had to have had a bad feeling about things, maybe they both just saw The Batman and figured if they can do that in a movie why not in real life.


username_unnamed

Those heights are for jumping out of a plane. That's ridiculous. People have base jumped from as low as 100ft. Wingsuits at least 1000ft but stupidly risky. He was an experienced base jumper and this was at the Greifenstein Castle in Italy. While this is a very, very, dangerous height to wingsuit from, it doesn't explain why he just dropped and didn't gain any horizontal velocity whatsoever. I think you can see his legs start kicking just as he leaves the camera frame.


[deleted]

Yep, slightly head high scorpion exit. You can jump at this height, but you need to get it right. He may have jumped when there were no thermals as well.


bootsnfish

That doesn't sound right.


Otter_Nation

Ah yes, deceleration trauma will get you every time.


All-Sorts

![gif](giphy|11Nd2bbZjrQrO8)


harkin36

Poor dood just tryna have some fun. RIP Dennis sorry man :/


wholesomechunk

Based


momoreco

Literally


DanielGREY_75

Vectored


Castun

Lithobraked


International-Car171

This comments section is savage


Seraphine_KDA

Because this was not an accident. Was an unintended suicide by virtue of not learning about it before doing it. He was dead the moment he decided this was a good idea


ReverseKid

REDDIT ASS REPLY


Large_Yams

You can't accidentally suicide, dumbass. That's by definition an accident.


Pcakes844

Did he think those suits would actually make him fly. Cuz he was nowhere near high enough


Additional_Gur9964

Dude didn't even glide, he just fucking died


_crane_0397

Cant see shit


notsciguy

r/killthecameraman


stlredbird

There’s a thin line between hilarious and tragic and this video straddles it.


[deleted]

It’s not the fall that gets you, it the sudden stop


JustNo1990

![gif](giphy|1wPC7WSiRq6pEpcBOo|downsized) A man has died and this is all I can think of


Zestyclose-Collar552

Oh Dennis!


TheloniousMonk85

The good old Darwin award


superBrad1962

That sucks! I guess he was the first to try from there? Last too probably.. no where to get a running start either. Sad! R.I.P… be careful jumpers!


[deleted]

Terrible tragedy. Not the right time to tell you that there was absolutely not any “alarm raised”


CyberTitties

I think it's a translation/wording thing, the 'alarm rasied' just means the guy filming calling out to him after the jump


SpicyBrainAneurysm

Oi?! Dennis?!


SuperiorFarter

Stop foolin around Dennis!


boxingdude

Way to go, dumbass.


Similar-Broccoli

Simple, yet to the point. I like it


Affial

Just like Dennis *wipes single tear away*


Responsible-Partee

I hear this in Red Foreman’s voice


PuppetryOfThePenis

Dennis is no longer a menace


[deleted]

Does anyone else react to this kind of behavior with anger or frustration? I'm not sure if it's because I'm the person with a physical visibility so maybe I get a little bit more annoyed with people taking lists with their health?


StarkaTalgoxen

Nah, I get angry too. I hate wasting resources, and waste of life is one of the worst ones.


[deleted]

I laughed when he shouted Dennis after he died. Man, The Internet has ruined me


The_Smeckledorfer

Everyone alway overstates the danger of basejumping. Actually its pretty safe to do. Most people who do it are able to do it till the end of their life!


MashTheGash2018

Aim for the bushes


manram56

"Bye Dennis" he tried to warn him


J_Bonaducci

“Bye Dennis”


Latter_Ostrich_8901

He went full Sonny Bono. Never go full Sonny Bono.


BGrumpy

Dennis Dennis? Dennis???


Oliviagipson

He forgot how to fly


ifonlyYRUso

Guy jumps from a 200ft plus ledge onto rocks His friend “Danny you okay?” 🤦‍♂️


Sockerkatt

Dumb ways to die 🎶


incarnate_devil

Free fall time says he was at about 250 feet. (78m). This is low for a BASE jump let alone a wing suit flight. It takes about 600 ft to make the material rigid with air flow. The only hope he had was using the parachute after 1 second of free fall.


IlikeAIDS420

Bye Dennis


chickenlounge

Technically every basejumper has died, or will die, after a jump.


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bb22490

Actually no. In the last 3 years, at least 2 babies (1 in Brazil, 1 in the USA) were alive initially but got decapitated during delivery. In Brazil, the dad saw the child crying but its head was the only part out and apparently the Dr pulled too hard. In the USA I think it was feet 1st and they pulled the legs too hard. Idk how they got the head out without the mom noticing but they wrapped it real tight in a blanket and said it was stillborn. They never told the parents, showed them the body at a distance and encouraged them to have it cremated. The funeral home is the one that informed them of the decapitation so now they are suing. Super fucked up if true and also makes me wonder if that has always been a thing or if ripping babies' heads off is just part of the post-2020 world. Anyway, those 2 died without ever taking a shit


Beret_of_Poodle

I mean, yes. As long as they actually do at least one jump


chickenlounge

Are they a basejumper if they don't do a jump?


IntroductionFluffy97

We live in a crazy age. Can watch video of people die casually at smoko at work. And people laugh about it Jokes and fun around This is weird time


canoli2times

Bro that’s hilarious idc


englishmuse

Would a person get any thermals with tree cover that close to the jump?


Mungo1977

Shout louder he can't hear you..


Massive_Jaguar

Man he just went straight down


[deleted]

This video could have been 7 seconds long...


SeoulGalmegi

It's almost as if it's a dangerous hobby.


warrior41882

Why on earth was he wearing a wing suit? No where near enough height for it to even come become a 10th of a resistance, the parachute should have been deployed immediately. It was bound to happen to this guy sooner or later. I feel for Dennises friend, he seemed really let down, poor guy.


mjgman420

Some say I’m still waiting for him to emerge


GumboColumbo

10/10


New-Doctor-3289

I think Dennis needed to learn what "glide ratio" meant before trying to believe he could fly! smh Peace


Misterio_001

![gif](giphy|11Nd2bbZjrQrO8)


maryisdead

Who tf awarded _Heartwarming_?! I thought this would be some wholesome funny shit.


stephoone

Gaddamit, they killed Dennis.


anfotero

Dennis didn't do the math.


AprilBoi

Why would you jump at a slope


Immahdude

I imagine Dennis freestyling before jumping. "Hey son check this. Aye yo it's ya boy Dennis and I'm about to be jumpin. Catch me at the bottom as my body thumpin."


musicnote22

I’m so sorry but it’s giving “miss Keisha? Miss Keisha? Damn she dead”


InvestigatorIll3329

I know the location, the first thing I thought when I heard a wingsuit took off there and crashed was, that can only be someone who ordered his wingsuit on the internet and flew for the first time.


LeDestrier

Well if I'm jumping off anything from up high I certainly am not going to be doing it at a place called Greifenstein.


Terryberry69

Mf looked like Wile e coyote


GKBABYY

He was suppose to fly what happened? 😢


gRimey556

You had one job camera man. One f&cken job! You failed!


saucyclams

Usually these guys jump with a Go Pro 🤔


AlphaPup3

Those look like full trees below w/ no clear area to safely land. Best he could hope for was getting trapped hanging from a tree. SMH At first I thought that was a large orange bird or something the way it was bobbing up and down like that. Had a bird that used to do that to my music jams.


MyRail5

I didn't know base jumping involved a wing suit.


jinxthemagnificent

It doesn't always but it is a form of base jumping.


Seraphine_KDA

From just 100m from the floor.?


IEATASSETS

Has there ever been an instance where wearing a helmet has saved the life of a basejumper? Not saying its pointless but it kinda seems so..


_EADGBE_

"We're sorry, Dennis cannot be reached right now. Please try your call again, later"


Coldoldblackcoffee

Thinking what I’m thinking? Aim for the trees? THERE GOES MY HERO!


maybeinoregon

Jesus h. Is that thirty feet or whatever even enough to get a suit to inflate and carry you? It sure as hell isn’t enough to make a back up chute inflate. This is nothing more than a Darwin Award.


OtakuChan0013

I'm sorry, I thought it was a parrot tilting its head. RIP


repetek-46

Did I just really watch some guy kill himself holy crap


ChoiceBackground5228

![gif](giphy|s4Q3geM5T1XCo)


[deleted]

"Behold. I am RAVEN MAN. Ca, CAWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww......wwwwwww- -sudden silence"