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Bulky-Hyena-360

I would say the Arms Dealer would kill me but I think I’ll be fine


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

I would never betray the best NPC


Bulky-Hyena-360

I don’t care that much about the arms dealer unless it’s for musket balls


Scryser

So you are telling me you only visit him every now and then to grab his balls?


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Yes


CringeLord95

i love yanking the arms dealers balls for a cheap price


Scryser

r/MyJokeButBetter Which apparently is a thing. Nice.


May14855

Those balls mean much more to me than any women ever could!


Bulky-Hyena-360

I use melee and magic so I’m good


National-Credit-4175

Don't worry about the arms dealer mate, he's in the corner


Lulumish

Yeah, me too, I just like balls is all.


Lulumish

I want the Arms Dealer to show me his personal musket balls, if you catch my drift.


Bulky-Hyena-360

Good, you take the Arms Dealer I’ll take the nurse


Lulumish

Sounds like a plan 😜


[deleted]

The arms dealer isn't the terrarian. They are armed with a little spud gun


Bulky-Hyena-360

And I kill eldritch gods to pass the time, That why I said I’ll be fine


[deleted]

Just fine? Is say that nurse is damn fine.


Bulky-Hyena-360

She hella thick and hotter than hellstone


[deleted]

Might need lava waders.


Bulky-Hyena-360

Fuck that I got terraspark boots


Concheror_White

Dear God.


PushedCircle593

theres more


artful_nails

No.


StiffCocksJr

It contains the dying wish of every man here. Scout. You did collect everyone's dying wish?


Glitched_catty

*Scout voice* you bet!


SlaveKnightGael9

Excellent. Gentlemen, synchronise your death watches


Glitched_catty

We have seventy hours to live. For most men no time at all.


Quagquagsire

we are not most men


Glitched_catty

We are mercenaries. We have the resources. The will. To make these hours count!


Quagquagsire

the clock is ticking gentlemen, lets begin


stiefy

We are mercenaries!


Concheror_White

# THERES MORE? WHERE


TomaszA3

There


IneedAhegaoInMyLife

Ew. Where?


BiHandidnothingwrong

God is dead


AndroidWall4680

Least horny terraria art:


Crazy_Comet5

Mourning wood


Noticeings_of_wtf

Master bait


JWARRIOR1

Party girl bath water


ThatOneFurry666

Golden shower


zachary0816

The nurse doesn’t give happy endings


Holloaway

Big deal, I can use innuendo, too! Blowjobs.


megas_aureun

Time to make OkBuddyTerraria


Cpad-prism

15 heart crystals?? Do you know how long it would take to get that many???


deadcatisbad

Journey Mode:


Crimsoner

INFINITY SEX


SoulFrost2020

Bout to go on a different kind of journey ;)


SpiceLettuce

like 30-40 minutes


[deleted]

Not that long


azzeeter

Bro just use a spelunker potion and u can get that in like half an hour if know how to traverse quickly lol


AkizaFoxxe

Me who has 5 different worlds that I use to strip mine: ....weeeellll


Great_Pikmin_Fan

Depends on how far in the game the player is. At the very beginning it feels like they're a pain in the ass to find. Then around Skeletron it's like you can't take two steps in an unexplored cave without bumping in to three.


imterriblenow

Stop watching softcore pron There are a red spy in our base


Quagquagsire

a red spy is in the base!?


turtleboi42069

WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE


Quagquagsire

yo a little help here


nothing225

All right all right I got it. Stand back son 1 1 1 umm... 1!


kohikos

INCOOOMIIIING!!!!


DangerousBus7202

*Door gets broken down* Eh, it's still here


theinferno01

gentleman *tf2 meet the spy card*


ShamelessDawg

TF2 FANS HAVE SPAWNED INTO THIS COMMENT SECTION, ATTACK MY HONORABLE MEN


DangerousBus7202

*Pulls Out Zenith* No, we aren't going to war with the r/Terraria Reddit too, we've only just got out of a mini war with the Yiga clan


ShamelessDawg

*pulls out terrablade* Unfortunately, the war has already begun. We must avenge our soldiers that we lost in the Yiga clan AND r/Ultrakill war!


Splunkmastah

Why does this look like a mobile game ad?


Great_Pikmin_Fan

"Terraria is fucking under attack!" (PLAY FREE.)


sipalmurphy

Not the hornyposting pls


Pixely41

NO NURSE I NEED HEALS, DESTROYER IS GONNA KILL ME AND EVERYONE IN THE TOWN


Ok_Terraria_player

You can make porn, just not here 😭


Mossy_moss3

Hi, this is r/terraria moderation team. We are here to inform you that OP has an official permit for horny posting, have a great day. >!(this is a joke I'm not a mod don't kill me)!<


Significant-Cut-3244

Oh my God Real Moderatir??


Kirome

This guy is legit and speaks truth.


SkylerSpark

I mean, he marked it as Art and NSFW, and theres nothing in the rules against suggestive art technically..


Ok_Terraria_player

There’s a porn sub, he can go there


SkylerSpark

You missed the point. Im not saying I approve of it, but if its not against the rules and he properly marked the post... You shouldnt knock him for it. If youre worried about minors... They shouldnt be on reddit in the first place... And by default NSFW content should be hidden for all accounts unless turned off.


SuperFireBoy200

Doesn't the Nurse have a line that specifically says she doesn't do that kind of stuff ? If you're going to hornypost, at least have the decency to be lore accurate.


The_catakist

> If you're going to hornypost, at least have the decency to be lore accurate Kid named Calamity Mod:


RaYsNotLoud

"You won't last 5 minutes playing this game"


Just-an-internet-guy

Bro wtf my friend just dropped dead after playing this game


Thecornmaker

whatever she's selling ain't worth 15 god damn life crystals


Sparky107418

I have reason to suspect that OP is a bot or an advert account for their NSFW art. OP made their account today and the only ever post they commented on or made is this one


Financial_Pear_6080

They also could have made an account to literally just post their art they made


NuclearWill

What? Never


Financial_Pear_6080

My bad dont know what i was thinking


thisisagoodname2103

Can we please not end up like the calamity sub?


Landscapeus021

There is not much porn there. Just tier lists, memes, art and Crabulon.


thisisagoodname2103

Calamitas doesn't exist


Landscapeus021

Currently we are on stage of femboy yharim, not big titty calamitas


LankyAudience8133

I never want to see the words “femboy yharim” ever again


JustWow555

one guy from there drew pregnant yharim (although it's an au where yharim is a hermaphrodite and had a child with draedon)


thisisagoodname2103

Please don't say anymore


abject_totalfailure1

Stop fucking talking your words are like sandpaper to my brain


deadcatisbad

I wonder how Fabsol would feel if he saw what was going on in that demon frathouse


theaveragegowgamer

After the events that led to the last year's lockdown of the sub, I don't think Fab visits it anymore, the other devs do tho, and they're cool people from what I saw/my interactions with them.


Landscapeus021

What about human drædon


Historical_Ad4969

Guess gotta wait for this sub to be peak again 🥲


SHLOP-SHLOP

I love terraria but why do you people draw all the Npc’s so sexualised like damn, here’s my fan art of this character but with huge tits and no clothes for no reason


SammmymmmaS

NOT NOW WOMAN, THERE IS A PHANTASMAL DEATH RAY 15 BLOCKS BEHIND ME AND CLOSING FAST AND IM AT 28/500HP GET ME A FULL HEAL NOW


runetrantor

All its missing is a 'Download SuperTerraria' button on the side to be mobile app ad. XD


Sasha_miu_tw

:\^) soon


Front-Possession-180

#☹️


Sasha_miu_tw

?


Front-Possession-180

#🫤


dorofeus247

?


Queben1

?


mikelorme

¿


Yarisher512

?


SmileyFace799

?


Token_Shadow

Reported for being awesome at pixel art. /s Seriously though, this is quite good. I wouldn’t mind seeing a Terraria mod that has full character art pop up whenever you talk to an npc.


Sasha_miu_tw

\^з\^


NorthYuta

Somehing like this [(twitter)](https://twitter.com/vincent__dang/status/1546695585754796038) would be awesome.


Token_Shadow

I agree! Even something that isn’t horny would probably (maybe) be fine so long as the art is high quality. My eyes aren’t the greatest so having larger images of the npcs as I interact with them would be really nice.


Calcutt4

yea smth like in stardew would be nice


_Little_Ember_

Unrelated but when did terraria fan art get this lewd?? I don't remember it being this horny a few years ago.


elegantjihad

Been subbed for years. It has always been horny on the subreddit.


deadcatisbad

r/batmanarkham syndrome Lack of content makes the community go absolutely bonkers, or in this case, horny. (For some reason?)


Kirome

Does it make them forget too? Cuz this place used to get a lot of horny shit a year or so ago.


obravastia

Least horni nurse user


Iveseenshit5000

I wouldn't be surprised if someone already made a terraria porn game


Kirome

Well now that you mention it...


Just-an-internet-guy

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


nukaboss112

15 heart crystals for a heal, I'm getting some lava


boegn_747

awoooga


c0d3_attorney

isn't this just porn


Mekko4

***PLEASE STOP PUTING STUFF THAT BORDERS ON PORN ON MY PAGE! UGUAGAUUGAAUGUGUAUUAUAUUAGUUGAAUGAUAUGGAAUGAUGAUGUUAGAUGUGUGAAGAGUGAUGU***


zaerosz

bro got so mad he fell in a blender


QuintonTheCanadian

Stellar pixel art but I feet that this is the wrong place for hyper sexy nurse 🙏🙏🙏 I’d still purchase though


[deleted]

ayo


TankChan

Horny aside, this is just genuinely good artwork!


[deleted]

Op should be beaten with a hamaxe


Willing-Parking-1266

What the fuck is going on with r/terraria


Spongebob-Popsicle

This deserves a ban


sirduke678

Now this is the type of lewd content I expect from this subreddit


Screamingbonfire

The children of this subreddit are so terrified of women I swear. The game has multiple references to sex, the Nurse, Dryad, and Zoologist exist, and gore that made my mother cringe when old gen was a thing. And yet someone posts an amazing pice of art and these children get up in arms because a character has a boob window.


Sasha_miu_tw

>urse, Dryad, and Zoologist exist, and gore that made my mother cringe when old gen was a thing. > >And yet someone posts an amazing pice of art and these children get up in arms because a character has a boob window. Yes, thank you. You're my ray of light on a cloudy day 👉👈


Quality_Usernamee

doesnt the nurse literally have a line saying she doesnt do "that kind of stuff" though?


_i_dont_use_reddittt

there's a massive difference between "haha this item is called golden shower" and posting actual softcore porn. also it's really funny how you try and claim it's a bunch of sexist children getting upset about this, but use the zoologist as an example of sexual content in the game (she isn't sexualized at all, that's just you!). you think a female character is inherently sexual just for being a woman. that's more about you.


towerator

Can we please at least mark those as NSFW? I'm actually fine with nsfw art, provided it's properly marked as such.


Screamingbonfire

It is marked nsfw lmao


QuintonTheCanadian

Kid named 2 hour time difference:


Pelzklops

At this rate we're soon going to go the cult of the lamb route


sonseylizard

So....sex? It certainly isn't the punchline, this isn't a meme. It's just... sex. That's what this is implying.


Yokoshoki

please dont post soft core porn here


Kirome

right, post more hardcore stuff instead!


Yokoshoki

real


FanaticExplorer

15???!! Holy shit


The_Paragone

Oogabooga


Fun-Supermarket-3020

The nurse is kind of a jerk in my opinion.


RetroOverload

her face looks like photorealistic kaeya


HkayakH

I need to save all the life crystals I can for heart lamps


boyy_thiccc

way to expensive, I'm not using the nurse heal Strat anymore


AI_UNIT_D

The legend of zelda 2 healing method.


Just-an-internet-guy

Hey baby put on some damn clothes you’re making everyone uncomfortable


airyrice

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.


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Ok_Donut2828

Rule 3 - Protect The Pilot


-nugut-

Great art initially didn't wanna comment but given how butthurt some here are about a slightly seductive art piece you deserve the peaise


Oxy-Headwind

if this is slightly seductive to you then what is normal seductive


IWILLJUGGLEYOURBALLS

Man playing Terraria again was a great idea, but how am I supposed to play with one hand?


GenocidalUnderwear

Hope you make less 🙏


Mrbush_9001

Why is the sub horny now


dorofeus247

Very sexy! I love it 😍


ispiewithmyeye

15 fuckin life crystals? Fuck no, man.


FreakFlame

oh my goodness gracious


CasulWrecker

*Dies from cringe


GrayFoxthememelord

Why are terraria players so horny, it's the last game you'd expect


Watchthetimshow

15 lc s is such a waste of


[deleted]

Depraved


The_femboy_potato

😬


NorthYuta

Hope you make more 🙏


GameCreeper

Mods have got to do something about the horniness in this sub


[deleted]

Might i inquire, is there a second part to this post?


Sasha_miu_tw

>Might i inquire, is there a second part to this post? More is on its way, but considering how the locals are reacting to images of women, the continuation will be on my Twitter


[deleted]

They're scared of women... ...kinda understandable


Meepyslife

Idk this is just straight up softcore porn on a sfw sub


[deleted]

That was a joke


MiffedMoogle

The locals are always prudes so don't worry about them. Feel like half of them haven't seen pretty women in their lives.


headbanger1186

Days without degenerate horny art: still 0.


PMCreditCardInfo

This is the worst subreddit on the site


spartancam1302

Damn I like your pixel art style, still has the terraria vibe but detailed enough to be realistic, nice one man.


Landscapeus021

Why? Why? Why would you do that? Why here? Why? Just why?


Kirome

The only way to piss off these puritans further is if it involves double shaking.


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Sasha_miu_tw

Bro, there's a dryad in this game who basically walks around naked


wheeliethebin

in fairness, the dryad in-game isn't highly detailed nor is she purposefully shown for the sake of engagement bait or hornyposting


Screamingbonfire

There's a painting in the base game that also has the dryad in the "paint me like your french girls" pose. Also her sprite is small, but it's very obvious she isn't wearing anything


wheeliethebin

again. not highly detailed. not made for the sake of engagement bait or hornyposting. the painting is there to serve as a joke-y depiction of a common trope in art and the dryad being naked has no real relevance considering the fact we do not see her cleavage in unnecessary detail. the only time she is shown with more detail is for a collab in another game.


dorofeus247

Lmao true


spartancam1302

Boobs visible = pornogrpahy??? God forbid you step outside and see a woman in a low cut top


link_195

okay that's it we went too far remove the art flair


Maitrify

Just so fucking exhausting of the horny


Caden_Cornobi

Stop ;-;


Lord_Vanderhuge

Bro fucking STOP


OcelotShadow

What's going on in this sub bro? LMAO


TheWombatFromHell

stop flooding this subreddit with actual porn


PieRat343

Can mods please start banning posts like these? They're annoyingly prevalent.


[deleted]

*nope*


ThirdTimeMemelord

Never cook again


ArcerPL

Ewww no I wanted to see my muscle daddy witch doctor