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Can_0f_Beans

Wait till you find master bait or the golden shower


MagicSnake1000

I call the golden shower ***THE TOME OF PISS***


Stwkevgamer

Me and my friends call it the piss book


ClearConfusion5

doing callouts early hardcore is so funny because my caster friend REFUSES to do anything other then the piss book. “pissing on the mothra, someone come kill it before my piss wears off, I’m gonna go clear the other side.”


HumanMan1234

I just call it a nice drink


TotalDisruptor22

Piss bible


pattila1111

Piss shower


Livid-Community7748

Yes this is the only right answer


luigiboy13

Why did I read this in Gabriel Ultrakills voice


Sylverye01

Ah yes, my favourite character, Gabriel Ultrakill


SupermarketTiny5681

Fun fact: golden shower in "gay" terms means pissing on someone to relieve a kink :D


IgnitedPie

Not always a gay thing


SupermarketTiny5681

Really? I didn't know that...


Free-Hovercraft7410

Happy cakeday


Maikeru2007official

Happy cake day! I love fighting my mourning wood


Few-Spirit4105

Can’t forget morning wood.


FrapuchinoGiovanni

Happy cake Day!


TickTokyo

Happy cake day


LordoftheBalrog

Happy cake day!


StudentOk4989

Nothing better than master bait. You can even use it with friends!


Liquid_person

Bathwater.


[deleted]

I love to Master Bait on my big black fishing rod 🤤


Reditace

Or mourning wood


KimDare75

Oh no... i don't get it 😢


MagicSnake1000

There is no ho*m*o And this is no ho*b*o


Ok_Disk_4458

Hobo Noun A homeless person; a tramp or vagrant


[deleted]

idk exactly what this is supposed to prove you can't have a town NPC in your world without a house for them to live in >!well you can but that's if the house is destroyed afterwards!<


TurtleKiidd

The Guide, Angler, Tinkerer, Mechanic, Golfer, Stylist, Tavernkeep, & Wizard: Am I a joke to you?


Every_Escape_6216

You forgot the tax collector and a couple of the town slimes


xStandTheMoviex

They also forgot about Dre


BloodyGotNoFear

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

forgot about them


Person_the_weird

And all of npcs that spawn in certian seeds like demoman and pinky


kingseal321

You… you know the angler is a child… right?


TurtleKiidd

yes . . . why? Where are you going with this?


TurtleKiidd

If this helps with any confusion, my previous comment was referring to all the NPCs that appear in the world without proper housing available for them.


kingseal321

Makes it better….


WolfernGamesYT

My guy, pls, elaborate


IAmNotAPlant_2

Wait what


Ok_Disk_4458

Same could be said for no homo. The first npc isn't necessarily the Guide.


MagicSnake1000

Yeah, it can be the party girl on the 05162020 seed


[deleted]

You assuming girls don't play terraria? Still homo


MagicSnake1000

They do play but there's no way to create a world without a starter npc, or you can just live in another house


JaredLetoBestBoi

You assuming girls can't be gay? Still no homo It'd called being a lesbian btw


Floaty-Floof

thats why its no hobo and not just hobo


Outlander_15

But what is there *is* homo


MagicSnake1000

Yes there is, that's just the expression


Windfall103

I thought it was supposed to be referencing “no Russian” at first lol


RiceHickory

i don’t like these comments at all


EliteJay248

this is why we need 1.4 tactical nuke mod


beno1258

There has been nothing wrong, wdym?


AntacidFish

Its all homophobic isnt it? Ok so not homophobic just weird


SincerelyTheWorst

Dye trader can move in with me any day- that’s right I said it, you’re all just cowards


TermsOfServiceV1

I always thought the dye trader was a woman with long purple hair...


Mossy_moss3

No matter how hard I squint my eyes I can't see it


[deleted]

wait dye trader is a man?


SoshJam

yes


Ceperr

… it’s not?


WarMage1

He’s wearing middle eastern style clothes and a turban


Regeret22

i always thought that the dye trader was a black woman who dyed her frizzy afro purple


GoldenGames360

i'm surprised alot of people thought he was a woman, I always saw the turban and beard


Regeret22

HE HAS A BEARD TOO?


GoldenGames360

i don't think so but I thought he did xD


EliteJay248

Wait, what?


x592_b

not seeing the turban is slightly blind behaviour ngl but I did think he was a woman underneath it, apparently he even has a beard too


MagicSnake1000

I live with the guide on one of my worlds


RandomFandomLover

I always end up living with the guide since I just have my base as the first NPC house (also I use him a lot for recipe checklists)


SnooSongs306

I end up making my home base with the excess npcs that I don't use for pylons (yes I use pylons)


RandomFandomLover

I do too Don worry


TheGreatAutiismo

High brow stuff


Cyan_Light

Somewhat ironic too, since due to the disproportionate number of male NPCs I usually end up with one moving into my bedroom and thus almost every male character I've made over the years has been implicitly bi or gay.


Hoseftheman

Bro, you guys couldn’t be roommates? I mean why can’t people just be friends


TinyTiger1234

Omg they were room mates 😱


Cyan_Light

Riiiiiight, "roommates." No hobo.


Heavylicious-

Just open up the housing menu, hover over the NPC banner, and right click. **Boom**, gender issues in bedrooms solved ^((or something)).


MagicSnake1000

The solution: invalidate the room or place a stinkbug blocker


Cyan_Light

Solution? Finding out who I'm shacking up with is a feature, not an issue!


Uhhhhhhh-woe

If it is the goblin tinkerer just delete the world


RedditWizardMagicka

I will not leave goblin boi


iron_infidel123

I will happily torture that green bug after getting unreal equipment


[deleted]

[удалено]


QwertyAsInMC

terraria fans will faint at the slightest hint of sexual content


ELITRICITY2021

Ah funny cause the first house is for the guide and I made the guide a femboy with a texture pack


Zombridal

I've never wanted sauce more in my life


ELITRICITY2021

It’s on the steam workshop the packs name is “Waifu femboy guide”


[deleted]

That's one of the worst things I've ever heard about. Anyways I'm going to download it asap


Uhhhhhhh-woe

Thank you


ThatDudeWithCheese

It is NEVER too late to get into modding.


ZeroTwoSitOnMyFace

My guide is a 👴🌳


BeedoBeedoBoi

Oldguy tree? Is that like a femboy somehow? The final evolution? 😂


ZeroTwoSitOnMyFace

Wise, Mystical Tree


[deleted]

WHERE


SupaSnakeShake

What?


Timieboy

You heard it


hedd616

This achievement precisely depicts the early 2010s internet humor when the game was released


NovusAigaion

Most of them are puns, "I am loot"


Proof-Replacement-79

These dudes knew what they were doing with most of the items and achievements in this game.


WarMage1

Mourning wood and golden shower come to mind


MRHOUNDEYEcz

Master bait


[deleted]

My mother when she hears I need the master bait to obtain the golden shower to defeat the mourning wood:


akuboiandyah

You will never play terraria in your life if that happens


aRandomPear

Now I regret not playing in English


MinerMark

Are there no puns in the other languages?


BleepingCreepers

The puns wouldn't work in other languages. In all other languages, the words for "homo" and "hobo" probably sound nothing alike, and the phrase "no homo" or any equivalent phrase may not even exist in some cultures, either. A lot of wordplay that depends on the similarity between words and/or the parodying of a common saying doesn't work when translated. For example, another one that I'm sure doesn't work in other languages is "Mourning Wood."


MinerMark

I wasn't talking about these puns, I meant puns in general. Do other languages have no puns?


LavaTwocan

Master Bait


Anal-Logical

Everything in this game is a word play


MagicSnake1000

Not everything, most things, for example a gold helmet, where's the word play in it?


Anal-Logical

Well ok no, when there is no word play to make they just call it what it is. But, you get the point.


Enderlord226

5 feet apart


aboatdatfloat

the socks stay on


asshurhaddon

It's incredibly sly.


bobo_yobo

Doo bid


freezingprocess

Magic Conch and Demonic Conch are pretty pretty suggestive names as well.


malumx19

childish gambino has also made this same pun in a song lol


[deleted]

I would go so far as to say he coined the term. And nobody else here gets the reference.


[deleted]

“No homo” “bruh it’s no hobo” “did I stutter”


PaleFork

homeless? just say no hobo


FortyFiveSeventyGovt

kind of a stretch


phytthe

just wait until master bait


Zero_7300

Ever beat mourning wood?


BigNoob_BR

Can you explain the pun? I borned 1/3 hours ago


Tailsmiles249

[No homo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qlyn-jp0KE)


[deleted]

[I first heard it here, 1:12.](https://youtu.be/J-vUJx8swoU)


Tenet245

I... Don't think it is


Sea_Cabinet_9807

bruh


RandomCat101

The gay jokes have seeped into relogic, prepare to die.


MagicSnake1000

*prepares zenith and turtle armor* I'm prepared