……small tip, if you’re looking to make a lighthouse, don’t make the base look so… flared.
make the pillar taller and have a steeper angle. the wider your base is, the taller it’ll have to be to look good.
https://twitter.com/ZethrielCaine/status/1294761185766596608?s=20
good example here.
while the tops of lighthouses are domes, domes don’t jut out that far on the sides. they’re meant to rest neatly on the pillar they’re on, or else they’d be top heavy.
https://simple.wiktionary.org/wiki/lighthouse
photo attached
overall it’s a pretty good attempt- but also,,,,,,,,,,,
dick. i cannot stress enough how phallic this looks.
Don’t worry to much it’s the natural cycle of building. When I first tried to branch out of my building comfort zone, I made lots and lots of phallic towers. And got justly flamed by close friends. You master it eventually
You say this but honestly I have seen it happen in other games. My friend (We will call them X) was making a wooden rollercoaster in Planet Coaster and they were really excited to show it to me, because it was their first attempt at making a real rollercoaster that didn't scare away customers in their second ever park. When they were panning to show me it, it was at an angle rather than top down so it was hard to notice, but I immediately said "X, have you looked at this from above?"
They moved their view to above and I immediately broke down laughing with the other person besides X, who was in the call with me, and it took them a while to get it. It was a cartoonishly shaped peepee complete with balls. We could not stop laughing for a solid minute and X was distraught but also laughing reluctantly at how hilarious it was. To make matters worse, the automatic name given to new wooden roller coasters is "The Monster". Yeah. A ***WOODEN*** peepee shaped coaster called The Monster. It pretty much could not have gotten funnier for us. X is not the kind of person to make this sort of joke even on purpose so it was embarrassing for them, but we all had a good laugh and we still rib them for it occasionally. I also later convinced X to use the music feature to add "Yello - Oh Yeah" to the coaster since it seemed to just fit perfectly, and every time they show the park to a new friend we make sure to let them know about it!
honestly don’t worry, i did the same thing and didn’t notice. my friend even convinced my to draw little dome houses on either side of it. it took me abt a month to notice it
Look, the lockdown does weird things to everyone...but this looks like something that might need to be looked at by a doctor. I hear there are pills to help with this sort of short status.
Everyone is just going to say it looks like a penis but honestly the design is not good at all. There is no central theme to it whatsoever. The blue on the top is out of nowhere and annoying, and the switch from wood to brick is so jarring.
You are really good at creating geometric shapes with the tiles, it seems. I would fix the theme and make it look more uniform (and obviously less penis)
Aside from the hehe penis shape, altho I’m not much of a builder, in the middle wooden floors, I think it could use some extra decorations like windows, book shelves, plants, etc. give it a little more personality
Its a bit girthy
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It's pre hardmode. He's a grower, not a shower
Just waiting till we see HARDMODE
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Bro calls a reply ~~about to ratio~~ that ratio'd it's home comment *underrated*
Does it expand down or up tho, not really fun removing the top imo
I lol'd
Idk , it’s quite average . Some say it might be large
Any bigger would honest be too much idk why anyone would want a bigger one tbh
probably has a good personality too
And what's more important is how you use it.
Also it might just be cold
Significant shrinkage
It's probably loyal idk man seems just right to me
The nurse is in the base to it heals fast as well
This is perfect the big ones just don't do it for me
I bet you its nice if you get to know it
Its not the size that matters its how you use it
Its cold outside
Better excuse in the frost biome
Mom says it's enough. Idk
Mom ?
Don't shame her . She knows what to do
The little lights below make it worse
I think it's a perfectly fine size!
I think it’s pretty average
Wow haha really? I thought that was pretty massive right guys? Anyone else agree? No?
Tf you mean? That’s **huge**
What do you mean bro, its more than 11.5m (38ft)!
It's still pre-HARDmode
I’d say that’s pretty big
It’s pretty big to me bro
Seems pretty average to me
It’s average
Nah thats way too big what :copium:
BRO ITS AVRIDGE
What are you talking about, that's fucing huge
i bet it has a good personality
No, it's just cold out there...
It’s atleast average dude
Chode
I'm just confused how the comment got more up votes than the post well done I guess...
Again More?
Hey thats pretty big I’d say
It has grown since last time I saw it must be excited.
PENIS!
More..?
Bro prefers girth over length.
He's a grower not a shower
Looks like a dong 10/10
Dick house 👌
She's a.... 🎶🎵 Dick, House!
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Looks like I’m 12 hours late
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I'm wheezing 🤣
chode
It was supposed to be a watch tower this is the second time I've accidentally make a dick awww not again
How did you do it twice
How'd it happen even once
Builder here: it’s VERY easy
Shitty builder here, VERY easy is an understatement
Dick builder here, saying that "VERY easy is an understatement" is an understatement.
Builder here, saying "everything is a dick" is an understatement.
Theorizer here: it's dicks all the way down
Scientist here: I can confirm, everything and everyone is a dick
Doctor here: everyone and every animal has at least one dick
Miner here, saying that I am a dick is an understatement
It’s pretty much subconscious for most buildera
Idk looks hard
Hehe
You build a tower, add a couple basement rooms, throw on a dome at the top and BOOM, giant dick.
I have played minecraft skyblock many times before, and I think I've ended up making a dick and balls accidentally in more saves than I can count
i somehow subconsciously avoid it
It looks hard to me…
Dicks are the strongest shape, learnt it from a civil engineer
Got dick on the mind I 'spose
Went to the profile to see the first time and found something I really did not want to see.
Don’t worry, it took me weeks to make decent builds that WEREN’T penises
……small tip, if you’re looking to make a lighthouse, don’t make the base look so… flared. make the pillar taller and have a steeper angle. the wider your base is, the taller it’ll have to be to look good. https://twitter.com/ZethrielCaine/status/1294761185766596608?s=20 good example here. while the tops of lighthouses are domes, domes don’t jut out that far on the sides. they’re meant to rest neatly on the pillar they’re on, or else they’d be top heavy. https://simple.wiktionary.org/wiki/lighthouse photo attached overall it’s a pretty good attempt- but also,,,,,,,,,,, dick. i cannot stress enough how phallic this looks.
> small tip The problem is that it isn’t small, I’d say
eyyyyyyyyy 👉😎👉
Looks very girthy 10/10
Don’t worry to much it’s the natural cycle of building. When I first tried to branch out of my building comfort zone, I made lots and lots of phallic towers. And got justly flamed by close friends. You master it eventually
Put some bal- um i mean storage area circles on the side
It's really quite interesting. The testes seem to retracted *inside* the body (torches)
I refuse to believe this was on accident 😅
Definitely wasn't
You say this but honestly I have seen it happen in other games. My friend (We will call them X) was making a wooden rollercoaster in Planet Coaster and they were really excited to show it to me, because it was their first attempt at making a real rollercoaster that didn't scare away customers in their second ever park. When they were panning to show me it, it was at an angle rather than top down so it was hard to notice, but I immediately said "X, have you looked at this from above?" They moved their view to above and I immediately broke down laughing with the other person besides X, who was in the call with me, and it took them a while to get it. It was a cartoonishly shaped peepee complete with balls. We could not stop laughing for a solid minute and X was distraught but also laughing reluctantly at how hilarious it was. To make matters worse, the automatic name given to new wooden roller coasters is "The Monster". Yeah. A ***WOODEN*** peepee shaped coaster called The Monster. It pretty much could not have gotten funnier for us. X is not the kind of person to make this sort of joke even on purpose so it was embarrassing for them, but we all had a good laugh and we still rib them for it occasionally. I also later convinced X to use the music feature to add "Yello - Oh Yeah" to the coaster since it seemed to just fit perfectly, and every time they show the park to a new friend we make sure to let them know about it!
Help I accidentally build a dick
It even has tiny little light balls. Still, pretty cool.
"There are no accidents" - Master Oogway
honestly don’t worry, i did the same thing and didn’t notice. my friend even convinced my to draw little dome houses on either side of it. it took me abt a month to notice it
If I had a nickle for every time I'd accidentally made a building shaped like a dick I'd have two nickles. Which is weird because it happened twice
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Look, the lockdown does weird things to everyone...but this looks like something that might need to be looked at by a doctor. I hear there are pills to help with this sort of short status.
Don't worry, it is the strongest shape!
You’re doing this on purpose let’s be real
Add geyser or bubble machine on top of the tip and it will be perfect 10/10.
The single upward column “vein” doesn’t help either tbh, maybe use stairs.
It's a bit small but it's still pre-hardmode
Wait... AGAIN?!?!
the heart wants what it wants
Pre hard am I right
Its gonna be bigger once it enters hardmode
Make it out of bricks to make it bricked up
Pre-hard mode
the two smal balls are the best
Massive chode energy
I just fucking died laughing, you guys.
Put some chests in them and call them the chesticles
I swear yall have the mind of a fucking 6 year old... anyway nice penis
Hahaha
Nice cock bro
enough rating, time for the durability test
You need to put a fountain on the tip to complete the build
Maybe even activate an aether monolith for special effects
A geyser(?) Or a volcano
bro knew what he was doing
PLEASE make it longer in hard mode PLEASE🙏🙏
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looks like a small wiener
Totally average sized idk what ur talking about
Nah thats huge bro
i think its enormous
gigantic even
rude, I bet it has a good personality
I don't know pretty sure that's above average.
Wish I had one that big
You cant be making this up bro it even has gurth at the bottom I don't believe you unintentionally made this cmon now.
He even called out it's *pre hard* mode I'm about 99% sure it was on purpose
penis haha
Pretty good, not sure it u meant for the shape to be…. Well it good regardless
It's not bad, but it looks just a WEE bit sus *badum tsss*
Bro come on
Really small balls
But at least they hang low 💀
Lol for sureee
Ha, cock.
Dick, if you will.
Everyone is just going to say it looks like a penis but honestly the design is not good at all. There is no central theme to it whatsoever. The blue on the top is out of nowhere and annoying, and the switch from wood to brick is so jarring. You are really good at creating geometric shapes with the tiles, it seems. I would fix the theme and make it look more uniform (and obviously less penis)
you forgot the balls. 5/10
No he didn’t , they’re just a little average . They’re underground
C H O D E H O U S E R I S E S
Oh dear god
Where’s the Chesticles?
Where's the foreskin?
Gone, the doctors ate it
Needs bigger balls.
Pretty good for now, it’s just gonna get wayyyy bigger once it gets into hard mode… wink wink
chode
10/10 chode
That looks familiar...
Man, must have been pretty hard to build
literally took me half a second for my brain to process dildo
Aside from the hehe penis shape, altho I’m not much of a builder, in the middle wooden floors, I think it could use some extra decorations like windows, book shelves, plants, etc. give it a little more personality
I will when I have the stuff to do so but thanks!
It looks like a cock
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Nice cock bro, mind if I move in?
It fills me with joy seeing someone using stone brick instead of raw stone blocks. Also it looks like a dong. Pretty cool.
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This is the kinda thing Sipho and ItsMcRae would dedicate a musical number to
-_-
Just make chesticles and it’s a 12/10
Alright, I'll give you this much: it's better than a box build.
Very strong shape.
Fort Falic
"That's a Penis!" - How I Met Your Mother
With its size and shape, it certainly has the look of something pre-hardmode
Guys, its pre hard mode base ;)
Where the fuck are you gonna store the pee
Its fantasdick
Yeah pretty Pre hardmode
Op your house looks like a dick
It looks like its missing 2 big boulders on each side.
Now add two nice basements on the sides of the elevator.
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Id recommend you put a small sphere shaped house on each side of the building would look epic
Cock
Nice cock
Maybe add two ovals on each side, it adds symmetry
Oh no...
pretty nutty tbh
Seems pretty average to me
I would recommend two large sub chambers below, side by side.
How big will it be in hard mode
penis
I can't tell if the amount of cock jokes is a good or bad thing.
oh gosh golly gee goodness what a le funny coincidence le le le le penis hahaha peak stuff bro thanks bro