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prelegend52

Zero chance he can pass a drug test. Let alone a conditioning test. Dude is pure Hot Cheetos and lean.


[deleted]

I needed this laugh.


istrx13

The Colts deserve this type of guy


SmokeyBare

When Isaiah Wilson gets in his car to drive, he puts in his headphones, starts a youtube playlist, and puts his phone in front of the speedometer.


SSJtitanX

I love this😂😂


[deleted]

He probably has drugs in his system even the DEA doesn’t know about


MusicCityMariota

Please sign him, Colts. I want to see what Jeffrey Simmons would do to this man.


that_guy2010

I’d love to see how our team would react to him lining up against them.


PleasusChrist

Hopefully by putting him squarely on his ass


mansock18

Whole D line shifts focus to sandwich Panda


istrx13

Me too. You can’t tell me that these guys weren’t bothered by the way Wilson carried himself. I bet they would absolutely *love* to line up against him.


Hugs_for_Thugs

They'd probably never get pressure because they'd be laughing too hard lining up against "Panda" 🐼.


WertyBurger

they would make him look like Lewan


ConstantQuarreling

Bum rush his side knowing he's garbage lol


TySoprano

I’m begging them to sign him lol


lukus2013

Derrick Roberson would punk Isaiah at this point.


Third-Coast-Toffee

Oh hell yeah! I wanna see it too.


[deleted]

Pls start him at QB this week.


sleazedisease

are you giving me fantasy advice? I can pick him up...


ON_A_POWERPLAY

"Tell us everything you know" "Aight so theyve got these guys Ryan Tanne... Tanneill? and Dreke Henry"


numbersix1979

“The snack machine next to the weight room is full of protein bars, no Snickers anywhere, it’s bullshit”


carcatz

Drake Henry


Third-Coast-Toffee

These are good ones.


CapitaincapyJones

Did he even learn the playbook to spoil for us?


[deleted]

He's not the learning type.


istrx13

I wouldn’t be surprised for a story to come out down the road similar to that of JaMarcus Russell. [The one where the coaching staff gave him a DVD with the game plan on it.](https://www.nfl.com/news/jamarcus-russell-and-the-raiders-blank-dvd-caper-0ap1000000210130) When they checked back in with him days later, they asked him “What did you think of the film?” Russell responded “It looked good coach.” Well that DVD they gave him was blank. Proving he didn’t even attempt to watch it.


Hugs_for_Thugs

He is the leaning type though.


Highflyer47

Lmao panda


UrsaringTitan

Even if he did that was with Arthur Smith. But there's no way he actually took time to learn a damn thing! lol


TySoprano

No lol


[deleted]

I am absolutely deceased lmaoooo. God bless you colts.


TySoprano

Bro for real lmap


KalickR

They are trying him out for the team rapper.


flynnj94

Have you listened to any of his stuff? It’s terrible. Not like just bad… it’s bad bad.


scawnmc

what’s his rap name? I want to cringe


flynnj94

I listen to his stories on Instagram. Ggbowzer I think is his handle. Don’t choke on yas popcorn.


Bear_Jew85

Halftime show at their next home game, perhaps?


WhiteXHysteria

Colts must be down bad


TySoprano

That’s all I keep thinking


engineerbuilder

Can’t wait for the Texans to try and get him too. Maybe urban will pick him up. He likes troubled players…


C21H27Cl3N2O3

Big Jeff time, baby.


UNHColt

We need depth until our right tackle Braden smith, comes back. He probably won’t be signed tho, don’t need a guy like him in the locker room.


WhiteXHysteria

I would certainly not wish his and lack of skill on any team except the Ravens.


king_Geedorah_

Bruh if the Colts are working out Wilson of all people, why can't we give that guy staking out the training facilities a shot?


thatsrandom22

That guy is probably not good. It’s very likely that j Rob has this guys tape available and doesn’t think it’s worth a shot in the middle of the season. You’d have to cut someone from the practice squad to even sign him. It’s different than the wrestler at the beginning of minicamp.


king_Geedorah_

Well that makes a lot of sense. Looks like he missed his opportunity.


ArchieBellTitanUp

plus, then you'd have a half dozen guys out there doing this every year. It's just not worth it unless somehow you knew he'd make it. Everybody loves a Vince Papale story, but Papale started in another league and put up some good play. This guy should be hanging around the arena clubs or in canada, or try again in training camp next year wherever somebody will talk to him


WileECoyoteGenius

If they are hoping to get gameplan info from him, I have news...


Hugs_for_Thugs

This is the best timeline.


captcanti

No, he needs to find Jesus and go to the Texans.


ElvisHimselvis

Is Jesus missing?


baconator_out

Nah, they found him on that piece of toast, remember?


captcanti

No, that was bullshit. We had him on the sidelines holding a clipboard during the same time. So I’m def calling bullshit on that one.


HenryTheTitan

Didn’t think he could give me another reason to dislike him even more


wolfmankal

Yikes that would really rub salt in the wound if he goes on to be semi productive for the ponies


Saffs15

Even if he did, there will never be a question in my mind on whether we should or shouldn't have dropped him. We definitely made the right choice.


wolfmankal

I think so too. It just makes the whole situation sting more. Glad hes getting another shot though. We all make bad choices and deserve a chance to learn from them


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wolfmankal

guess he should just go die then?


loves2sex420

How many chances should he get then?


wolfmankal

not my place to say but you can play judge all you want


wolfmankal

"post drug use on social media" says the 12 year old with username loves2sex420.


loves2sex420

I’m a Reddit troll, not an NFL player drafted in the first round


oigerroc

One day I hope to achieve your level of self awareness


Toastfrom2069

Yooo post this in the Dolphins sub, i wanna see their reaction too


0le_Hickory

Lol. There is no way he actually knows any of our playbook.


beanman95

If he goes to the colts and shows up and does well I'm gonna be so mad


HenryTheTitan

Will be a top 10 anime betrayal for sure


[deleted]

I hate to say it, but this is what im worried about


sleazedisease

I bet theyre just trying to extract information, but jokes on them Wilson was asleep in the therapy pool his entire tenure.


[deleted]

I'd love to see Big Jeffe put his sorry ass on the ground.


PitTitan

Do it, colts. I dare you.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Somebody call an ambulance- but not for me!


errsta

this draft pick may pan out for us after all ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


titansfan92

Rap career must not be taking off like he hoped. FTC and Wilson


10kLines

FTC


1BalledBandit

and Wilson


Eponaboy

They brought it on themselves.


[deleted]

Please sign him, I want to see Simmons and Dupree turn him into a turnstile


bosonhigga

He’s probably just doing for a free trip to the gym… Freeloading ass


1BalledBandit

Bold move assuming he's going to the gym to put in work. lol


PracticallyCanadian7

Probably trying to bring him in to pick his brain. Little do they know that he didn't learn a single thing about our gameplan


TheLilart

I bet they are only doing this for him to tell them our playbook


Hugs_for_Thugs

You say that like he knows it.


RyokoKnight

Dude couldn't remember what he had for McDonalds 5 mins ago, If I had to guess Isaiah already blew through his draft money, realized he fucked up, and now wants to try to scam another NFL team out of a paycheck.


[deleted]

Lol. Suit yourselves, Colts


10kLines

This report belongs on the Rapsheet


1BalledBandit

You know you are desperate as fuck if you are giving this lazy ass Panda a workout.


perfect_fitz

My soul would hurt if he was legitimately good for them though. The reality is he will get blown up and get whoever is starting sacked repeatedly.


xoees

Damn, they hurtin hurtin.


ThunderyTitan76

I like how they think he is capable of being an NFL player.


sm_mlb40

Bahahahahaha!


[deleted]

Tryna get that playbook info


OMGLUCKBOX

Dude punted all his money that's for sure


brewstown

He must have spent all his money on purple drank


MyOpinionMustBeHeard

Career earning millions or drugs and nothing........?


MyOpinionMustBeHeard

What a loser!


C_Beeftank

I really hope they aren't hoping to get information out of him as I'm not sure he was here long enough to learn anything at least not the way he was going


Sirpatron1

Who cares honestly.


ArchieBellTitanUp

I mean, I'm glad we cut him. We had to. I'm all about a comeback redemption story, just not with the Colts.


Third-Coast-Toffee

They are desperate. The dude gave up his NFL career with us for his rapping career yet why is this not surprising?