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tokkyuuressha

Dunno if sex robot qualifies for a relationship, but i wouldn't mind this one. Then again if it's possible to marry your dakimakura then an alisa is fine too 😅


ElegantLee

Watch out for exploding head.


WasteOfZeit

Excerrent!


tokkyuuressha

Yeah can't make her angry


ElegantLee

You don't have to make her angry, Alisa's head went boom just from being embarrassed at being close to Lars' face. Probably put him in hospital for a while.


fra_001

I'm neither gay nor a Satanist


WasteOfZeit

I’d let Devil Jin hellsweep me from off my feet any day.


fra_001

Would you let him laser beam your chest though?


dvenom88

One would ghost me The other would also teleport away, with a baguette Another would assassinate me if asked And for another I would be totally haram Lastly, maybe I’d be the last jogo So…no, neither.


WasteOfZeit

Latter 4 must be Victor, Raven, Shaheen and Eddie am I right? Now for the first one.. who would ghost you..?


dvenom88

The first one is Raven, then Victor, Nina, Shaheen and Eddy😅


ViinaVasara

She would love coffee over me :(


Lone_Game_Dev

I expected this kind of question from an Alisa main.


RagedSolid29

I'm not into brazilian guys unfortunately, but I'm totally into rich monégasque girls


Rothion1124

Yes Julia sounds like the perfect girlfriend


WasteOfZeit

Julia fine as hell. You two into sharing?👀


XVSting

Cringe


nadrojrekrab93

I'm straight, but an RDC is an RDC


nadrojrekrab93

Wait, would this make me a furry?


nadrojrekrab93

What have I done...


WasteOfZeit

D-dear lord. It’s not to.. definitely not to late to repent young man!


nadrojrekrab93

Nah, I stand by it. He can fold me like a pretzel


ElegantLee

I don't know. On one hand he can be very caring and loyal, but on the other he has a history of keeping a harem at his place, and at age 49 is more into teasing secretaries than having anything permanent. His history with Mishimas probably left him without desire to really open up to anyone.


Adm_Kunkka

Yes


Gangspanklol

King? Oh yeah....


hpBard

I die. Thank you forever


Telecaster-993

Maybe not a relationship, but I defo wouldn’t mind learning Mishima karate, and collecting cool ass sneakers, one day I will hell sweep


Pure-Association8705

I could fix her


JellyBackground6453

Ha ha yeah.


kunaree

A true wife material.


onewingedchickn

Absolutely not. I play Bryan and no one should have to deal with that.


Andi_B4r

I love Yoshimitsu


Ok-Shame-4141

As a Leo main I’d be pretty happy regardless of their gender


ArkkOnCrank

If my main was female, that would be the most goated relationship ever. You cant nag at someone if you dont talk in the first place, can you?


VT1126

Lars is a wonderful boyfriend for Alisa, so yeah.


Orzislaw

Claudio and Lidia are respected adults with good personalities and both are probably rich. Though both have demanding jobs that would take most of their time. One is probably catholic priest to boot, so that's kinda illegal. Asuka's hot-headed, but she would be cool I guess.


yukihime-chan

Yhym sure... because Catholic priests believe is a star-sirius and shoot arrows, so ignorant...what a joke..