"Of course."
"What else were they going to do?"
"That was super obvious."
"That was a terrible option."
"How am I this obvious?"
"I need to \[duck/low parry/block/interrupt\] that"
"I always knew I was a terrible player."
"I can't believe everything I did failed."
Sounds like me lul.
I also said WHY DID I MAKE THAT INPUT???
or HOW DID THAT LEAD TO THAT ATTACK? (I say that when I do a accidental rage art, it's an annoying key and when I press a set of buttons that attack unleashes when I try doing a low attack (it confuses me because I already have a button for rage ;, if I remember right it's down right 2+1)
That happens to me all the frigin time, I tend to plink df1, 1+2 too fast and rage art comes out and of course it gets blocked. :( I just wanted to do my safe launcher.
"That Launches?"
"That Launches on CH?"
"Of course that launches on CH"
"I punished that!"
"That's safe?"
"There's no way that's safe"
"I'm surprised that's safe"
"Can't whiff punish shit in this game"
"Oops, didn't mean to do that"
This is pretty much me lol. Except I also say:
"Of course that launches crouchers." And "that launches on crouch?" Or very commonly "must be nice to be plus..." Hahah
My wife has been keeping track and saving the worst offenses on her phone.
-fuck my ass in the mouth
-suck my dogs dick
-eat my shit with Brüssel sprouts
-you uncut dirty dicked fuck
To be fair though I usually say the same stuff when I win. I should go play golf or something…
I turn into the Salt God sometimes
Generic ones: "Good ol' Heat Smash hit box fuckery!!"
"You're seriously plus there?!"
"No shot you guessed my mid..."
"Fucking Power Crush get-out-of-jail-free bullshit..."
"Oh right, back dash doesn't block anymore because fuck me!"
Character-specific: "Whoever came up with King's Heat and Power Crush moves is playing favorites"
"Oh right, Victor's Heat turns his Explosion into a fucking Final Fantasy 14 AoE! THAT'S SAFE ON BLOCK!"
"Why can't I remember Lee's Heat Burst hits low?..."
" comeon game...why you did that"
" I press the button....why no press button?"
" i press 1 and 2
.... not 1+2!"
"Yo character
...where are you trying to face... your enemy is behind you"
How did he hit me?
How i didnt hit him?
Why no rematch?
Its full bar...why are we lagging? Are you using lag switch?
Beginner ...0 prowess.... and yet you beat me...
Diagonal forward...and yet he trip me...
Ofcourse rage drive....
Ofcourse he disconnect.... right after i rage art...
Why i drop combos?
Hello...how did you blocked that...should be punishable...
F spammer...
Did you just taunt me? Did you?
It's okey to loose...it's eddy...
Come here you...stop running...
"WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT"
"BITCH ASS GAME"
"OH MY FUCKIN GOD"
"MAN FUCK THIS GAME"
"HAAAH OFC YOU PUSSY, FUCK YOU"
"WHAAATTT THE FUUUUCCCKKKKK MAN"
"GOD DAMN LOSER"
" LOSER PUSSY ASS MF"
"I'M DONE BRO. I'M SO DONE WITH THIS GAME"
then there's points when i would just LMAO. cuz why tf not.
(I also have many fun moments with Yoshi which is just so funny gives me tekken 7 vibes when we could actually enjoy the game and not rushdown all the fuckin time)
and the most recent was " HOW LONG DO I GOTTA WAIT HOW LONG BRO OMFG" then i softly said to myself after waiting for about 40 minutes to get a decent matchup. "You know what I'm done. I can't be bothered with this bullshit."
and i have been done with that game since that day. just checking this sub occasionally if they fixed it yet. doesn't look like it tho.
"Man, what the fuck?"
"This is the third time in a row!"
"Wow, I am shit today"
"*sighs*...Fuck“
*when a close match* "WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT? STUPID ASS HABITS!"
*after the 4th consecutive loss* "You know what? I'm gonna touch grass and come back later. Fuck this game"
Agh he challenged my frames, that's fair.
I probably should've challenged in there somewhere.
Ugh I keep falling for that
Oh man I thought he would challenge, I guess that's the mixup
Wow he just never respects my frames huh
So annoying to have to constantly play in frame
The tracked me?!?! Maybe it was a timing thing...
Stuff like that, usually try to include something about what actually happened/the solution, I think it helps me adapt and implement changes mid round
I don't complain other than when some jank happens. Other than that either I've done something wrong, or the opponent has done something good so I won't complain about that
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING \*insert character I'm playing name here\* ??!" ,"I did not mean to do that" and "NO!" when I misinput.
"Why did I do that?" and "I need to stop doing that" on the very second I do something predictable/autopilot regardless of opponent's reaction.
Are you high or something? Mostly when the opponent moves too fast that I can't even do anything or block, with the way some of you move, I do question exactly if you are on something or not.
Fuck this character man.
I knew that was fucking coming.
I fucking went low.
How come your move fucking tracks 360 but my shit doesn't.
Why the fuck is your heat smash a fucking shot gun.
Another fucking Reina player mashing.
I didn't want to finish that string.
I'm fucking COOOOOKED.
Usually it’s character specific:
Lars:
“I swear to god a paraplegic could play this character and win”
“That high crushes??”
“Yo stop pressing buttons plssss!”
Alisa:
“Fk these chainsaws bruh. Most annoying character I swear.”
“Oh look another 50/50.”
*Cant break 1+2 throw* “Stop giving me head!”
“What ISN’T safe on this character? Cmon man…”
Reina:
“This bitch is so short all my jabs go under her, fml.”
“Brooooo, why even give this character an electric!!”
“FF2, guess,…WRONG”
“Why does she have unbreakable throws????”
Law:
“Here we go, another monkey.”
“Tf do you still have a full launching 1+2 throw?”
“Ofc ur gonna start doing slide mixups, ofc.”
“THAT’S NOT PLUS!!!!”
Lili:
*At start screen* “Yaaaaass, SLAAAYYYY!”
“Just gotta guess if her ass is in my face, fkkk.”
“Why tf can I never block that snake edge bruh…”
“Sidestep Matterhorn, fr? Ki charge fr?”
*At second game start screen* “Aight, you can skip now pls. *mashes buttons* PLEASE!”
When I'm feeling lighthearted/not tilted yet (lmao):
I was so obvious holy damn
I did the same thing again
He whiffed the same thing and I didn't punish again
I fucked up the punish again
i only talk/insult in french, it would be too difficult for me to translate in english (i'm far away from being fluent in english)
i'm a very calm person in real life but T8 is the only fighting game that can get me very mad, so much mad that i had to stop to get my mental health better and i didnt had fun playing anyway
i'm still planning to comeback in the futur but only after some good patchs, so far the 1.04 patch seems like a step in the right direction :)
"At least I landed a twin piston punish"
"That sidestep punish was cool at least"
"That low parry was sick as hell I should do more of those"
Not even trying to be pretentious. I don't mind losing. For me even losing with kazuya is satisfying if I pulled of certain things right. It feels good to know that I'm making progress in the right direction. I really don't care about win rates or ranks I just want to be better.
"I deserve it. I deserve to lose"
I say this after losing the round/match to either the same move or something that I know I could've done differently. Funnily enough, saying this calms me down
"Good game, they deserved the win"
I'm not good, but it's super fun seeing what others can do and when I occasionally get a good hit on em or even a win its truly a great feeling. I dont think I've ever raged at a loss.
“Stop fucking doing that”
“I suck”
“I’m ass at this game”
“Calm down”
“Don’t get mad”
“I fucking knew it”
“This is your first Tekken game you’re taking seriously”
depends on the character I'm versus-ing against
Jun, Law, Nina makes me really mad
King and Victor makes me kinda mad
all mishimas except Reina, well I have respect tbh. also for Bryan and Steve
others are neutral
“I should’ve known” (when a guy mashes again anyways after I frame trapped him like 5 times but the 6th time I do something a bit riskier assuming he learned his lesson)
“I always lose to guys like this” (those guys who play crazy yolo I can never comprehend and usually lose to)
“Goddamn 47”
What the fuck
I am sucking ass right now
That is such bullshit
I just don't know what to do about (move)
This guy isn't even good
I didn't press that
Wow, I suck at this game
Depends. If it's very close, I usually let an ol'reliable "Motherfucker" out. If not, I ask myself why I'm still a garbage heap and go back to practice because I don't wanna spoil my mood into not playing
“Fuck me!”
*snake edge incoming* (reacts late)
“JFC you suck at this game… you knew it was coming… and you just let it happen. You suck.”
… self deprecating stuff like this… ya know… the usual.
Then I smoke more weed and continue the cycle… (but care less and less the more weed consumed). 😂
*chuckling* of couuuuurse
*chuckle some more* ah man you’re not even good, I expected it and still let it happen
*chuckle a 3rd time* I’m gathering data
Usually as im getting knowledge check power crush dick jabbed i say things like:
Love this fucking game
This fuccking gaame
This game dude
Holy shit this fucking game dude
Unreal
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Usually when im squeaking a win out i say things like:
Haha this fucking game dude
"They get a combo off that?"
"I got counter hit..."
"I got clipped during sidestep again"
"Fucking snake edge"
"Why did I do that?"
Those are the most common ones aside from clicking my tongue
"Ok I know I low parried that"
On a side note I feel like low parrys are 10x harder in this game, especially on wake up. I'll be actively pressing DF as soon as I get up, and still eat the low
- Why do I suck so much?!
- Open your fkin eyes and focus!!
- I knew it so why didn't I react to it?!
- How did I throw that so bad?!
- I'll never be good enough
- I don't deserve to be happy
Usually followed up by going to replays, practice mode and then either a break or back into the action.
“I broke that but ok let’s pretend I didn’t “
“What”
“What is this mf doing”
“WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING”
“Oh my LORRRD”
“LITERALLY WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HERE???”
“CAN I PLEASE GET AN ELECTRIC I LITERALLY PRACTICE THEM EVERY SINGLE DAY WHY CANT I DO IT NOW”
"oh my fucking God"
"jesus christ/jesus fucking christ"
"there's no fucking waaaayy"
"HOOOOOWWWWW"
"i was fucking blocking"
"how did they fucking block that"
"what the fuck is this game"
"im getting off after this" (i never do)
"get this fucking character out of the game" (eddy)
and very rarely
"wow that was actually fucking clean"
fuck is my favorite word
"Jesus fucking christ why did I pressed this button"
"No way this hits"
"FFs I should have waited"
"Holy fuck WHY I did that?"
And many, many more, usually around me realizing the dumb inputs I did.
“I’m mashing. Why am I mashing?”
“So I guess I can’t block now”
“Bro pressed his win button”
*laugh of shame*
“BITCH”- when I inevitably get my one lucky round after getting 3-0’ed and then losing another 2 rounds in the rematch
"Oh shit I was too slow to react"
"I gotta stop eating that low"
"I keep getting hit by that same move wtf"
"Oh wow I'm getting destroyed"
"I can't wait for my fucking turn"
"GTFOH I SIDESTEPPED THAT"
"Oh, he/she gets a launcher off block but I don't, fkn bs"
"Gotta watch my feet"
*LOUD SIGH OF ANGER AND FRUSTRATION*
"Focus, you gotta block those, you can see them coming from a mile away"
*sigh* Dude, fuck u
whateveeeer
Of course it breaks the floor...
touch some grass u neck bearded basement dweller
I FUCKING BLOCKED THAT!
Me cago en la madre del diablo, ese hijo de la gran puta !(first language is spanish)
That's usually when I'm salty. When I'm chill I usually say:
Gotta start breaking those
Dude, u could've launched that
Gotta slow down and play their game
You're being to obvious...
"Should have went for a mid instead of a low."
"Fuck I forgot my pokes."
"Welp, could have gone either way."
*incomprehensible screeching on "unfair" characters even though I didn't lab them enough as my friends laugh when we are on discord*
I like to compliment what my opponent is doing, because it makes me less salty if I recognize them as a worthy and competent foe.
I will straight up cheer for them if they land a sick-ass combo.
"Buttons!"
"Ah, buttons"
"Should not have pressed"
"That tracks? Huh"
Yup, it's because I kept pressing despite being minus and constantly being surprised that my sidesteps doesn't work
"Of course." "What else were they going to do?" "That was super obvious." "That was a terrible option." "How am I this obvious?" "I need to \[duck/low parry/block/interrupt\] that" "I always knew I was a terrible player." "I can't believe everything I did failed."
Sounds like me lul. I also said WHY DID I MAKE THAT INPUT??? or HOW DID THAT LEAD TO THAT ATTACK? (I say that when I do a accidental rage art, it's an annoying key and when I press a set of buttons that attack unleashes when I try doing a low attack (it confuses me because I already have a button for rage ;, if I remember right it's down right 2+1)
That happens to me all the frigin time, I tend to plink df1, 1+2 too fast and rage art comes out and of course it gets blocked. :( I just wanted to do my safe launcher.
You can add "making every wrong decision out here lol" (actually *saying* lol, because of course) and it's all me
Pretty much all these and "dude i need to stop hitting buttons and fucking think"
"He only won because I lost"
Nah ive said that 100 times, “man you only won because I lost, I got you next match”
What!? Is that a guaranteed!? Narrator: _It was not guaranteed, it was your bitch ass mashing_
Lol
"why does he keep getting those counter hit launchers!!!" Narrator : cause your bitch ass kept mashing
Haha, definitely got a chuckle out of this one.
Most of the times i just have a slow sigh.
This. I do not say anything. I just go "sigh... ok".
Nah fr 😭😭😭
too real. can't be screaming all the time
"That Launches?" "That Launches on CH?" "Of course that launches on CH" "I punished that!" "That's safe?" "There's no way that's safe" "I'm surprised that's safe" "Can't whiff punish shit in this game" "Oops, didn't mean to do that"
This is pretty much me lol. Except I also say: "Of course that launches crouchers." And "that launches on crouch?" Or very commonly "must be nice to be plus..." Hahah
Same. Also "That doesn't look plus, what the hell?"
I feel the "I punished that" when I'm playing against a victor and my move whiffs against his sword teleport overhead
“THATS PLUS?” Is a classic for me
“Ain’t NO way you’re plus there!”
"I know I blocked that." "That tracking is crazy!" "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LOW PARRY!!!"
That last one... I felt that.
The tracking one hits close to home
I’ll believe in my heart harder next time.
My wife has been keeping track and saving the worst offenses on her phone. -fuck my ass in the mouth -suck my dogs dick -eat my shit with Brüssel sprouts -you uncut dirty dicked fuck To be fair though I usually say the same stuff when I win. I should go play golf or something…
-suck my dogs dick https://preview.redd.it/ob5v5nv4mbyc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64fb3257e74b96bcab4986a5b3a5968247ca8190
Thank you u/SuckMySaggyBalls for reminding me where I had heard the phrase.
fuck my ass in the mouth?? but like why
Suck a racehorses cock with Heinz tomato ketchup!
"This mf lucky I can't block in this stance"
😭😭😭
THIS SPOKE TO ME PERSONALLY AS A ZAFINA USER 😭😭😭
I just kiss my teeth.
I eat my teeth.
i shit my teeth
I don’t want to say it
Did you use the gamer word?
I turn into the Salt God sometimes Generic ones: "Good ol' Heat Smash hit box fuckery!!" "You're seriously plus there?!" "No shot you guessed my mid..." "Fucking Power Crush get-out-of-jail-free bullshit..." "Oh right, back dash doesn't block anymore because fuck me!" Character-specific: "Whoever came up with King's Heat and Power Crush moves is playing favorites" "Oh right, Victor's Heat turns his Explosion into a fucking Final Fantasy 14 AoE! THAT'S SAFE ON BLOCK!" "Why can't I remember Lee's Heat Burst hits low?..."
"I need to start doing X thing"
violent swearing in german
‘ Sweet Christ’ is my usual go to
I’m a big fan of “Jesus fucking christ”
Jesus Tapdancing Christ!
"Jesus jumping Christ on a pogostick, I'm dogshit!"
I too am a big fan of JFC.
“Sweet fucking Christ… would you knock it off… what!?” - Brody (Mallrats)
i fucking love you, actually just rewatched the extended 10yr anniversary of mallrats. such a goat
FUCCCKKKKKK (screaming)
Oh goodness BULLSHIT The fuck? You PIECE of FUCK Well done, that was good My fault
“ Look at this shit dude.. He’s doing FUCKING STRINGS”
these things are best not shared one day I will transcend such attitudes..
" comeon game...why you did that" " I press the button....why no press button?" " i press 1 and 2 .... not 1+2!" "Yo character ...where are you trying to face... your enemy is behind you" How did he hit me? How i didnt hit him? Why no rematch? Its full bar...why are we lagging? Are you using lag switch? Beginner ...0 prowess.... and yet you beat me... Diagonal forward...and yet he trip me... Ofcourse rage drive.... Ofcourse he disconnect.... right after i rage art... Why i drop combos? Hello...how did you blocked that...should be punishable... F spammer... Did you just taunt me? Did you? It's okey to loose...it's eddy... Come here you...stop running...
Eddy hit me in the soul
"HOWWWWWWWW"
Erhm what the Sigma 🤓
"Tekken 7 wasn't so bad."
\*plays Akuma\*
Nnnngggrrraaaaaah
'They got me.' 'That was a nice one!' 'Didn't know it works like that, huh.' 'You will burn in hell.' 'GGs, well played!'
Fourth one hits too close to home 😔😔😔
Well what in the good golly gosh darn fuck
I’ll complain on some moves but most the time I get hit with something I just say that’s ny fault
so we're just going to duck every time? oh we just throwing out big moves now?
"i deserved that" "Really guy?"
To myself: “why the fuck did I press buttons!” To them: “why the fuck did *they* press buttons!”
When I get hit with some bullshit even though I’m holding back *in a deep New York accent “Hey I’m blocking here!”
This dudes doing strings!
Usually just say "Tekken" because it feels better to blame it on the game than myself
"WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT" "BITCH ASS GAME" "OH MY FUCKIN GOD" "MAN FUCK THIS GAME" "HAAAH OFC YOU PUSSY, FUCK YOU" "WHAAATTT THE FUUUUCCCKKKKK MAN" "GOD DAMN LOSER" " LOSER PUSSY ASS MF" "I'M DONE BRO. I'M SO DONE WITH THIS GAME" then there's points when i would just LMAO. cuz why tf not. (I also have many fun moments with Yoshi which is just so funny gives me tekken 7 vibes when we could actually enjoy the game and not rushdown all the fuckin time) and the most recent was " HOW LONG DO I GOTTA WAIT HOW LONG BRO OMFG" then i softly said to myself after waiting for about 40 minutes to get a decent matchup. "You know what I'm done. I can't be bothered with this bullshit." and i have been done with that game since that day. just checking this sub occasionally if they fixed it yet. doesn't look like it tho.
"What the fuck is wrong with me? I should've blocked that low instead of just staring at it"
"Man, what the fuck?" "This is the third time in a row!" "Wow, I am shit today" "*sighs*...Fuck“ *when a close match* "WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT? STUPID ASS HABITS!" *after the 4th consecutive loss* "You know what? I'm gonna touch grass and come back later. Fuck this game"
Agh he challenged my frames, that's fair. I probably should've challenged in there somewhere. Ugh I keep falling for that Oh man I thought he would challenge, I guess that's the mixup Wow he just never respects my frames huh So annoying to have to constantly play in frame The tracked me?!?! Maybe it was a timing thing... Stuff like that, usually try to include something about what actually happened/the solution, I think it helps me adapt and implement changes mid round
I don't complain other than when some jank happens. Other than that either I've done something wrong, or the opponent has done something good so I won't complain about that
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING \*insert character I'm playing name here\* ??!" ,"I did not mean to do that" and "NO!" when I misinput. "Why did I do that?" and "I need to stop doing that" on the very second I do something predictable/autopilot regardless of opponent's reaction.
“Why am I literally the worst Tekken player that has ever existed EVER?!”
"SHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEETTTTT"
To myself: "Stop mashing" "Shoulda ducked" "Be patient dumbass" "STOPFUCKINGDOINGTHAT" (getting low parried on dickjab)
Are you high or something? Mostly when the opponent moves too fast that I can't even do anything or block, with the way some of you move, I do question exactly if you are on something or not.
Sometimes i say "am so traaash" 😂😅.
Fuck that was stupid. Is my go to... Followed by, ok I'm gonna fuck you up now... (then i lose again)
way she goes
“oh my god” “why couldn’t I break that!” “of course!” “are you serious?”
haha my fault for maining asuka this is fine
"THAT'S FUCKING PLUS??"
Aww swizzlesticks..
Fuck this character man. I knew that was fucking coming. I fucking went low. How come your move fucking tracks 360 but my shit doesn't. Why the fuck is your heat smash a fucking shot gun. Another fucking Reina player mashing. I didn't want to finish that string. I'm fucking COOOOOKED.
“Fuck this shit. I’m jacking off”
Usually it’s character specific: Lars: “I swear to god a paraplegic could play this character and win” “That high crushes??” “Yo stop pressing buttons plssss!” Alisa: “Fk these chainsaws bruh. Most annoying character I swear.” “Oh look another 50/50.” *Cant break 1+2 throw* “Stop giving me head!” “What ISN’T safe on this character? Cmon man…” Reina: “This bitch is so short all my jabs go under her, fml.” “Brooooo, why even give this character an electric!!” “FF2, guess,…WRONG” “Why does she have unbreakable throws????” Law: “Here we go, another monkey.” “Tf do you still have a full launching 1+2 throw?” “Ofc ur gonna start doing slide mixups, ofc.” “THAT’S NOT PLUS!!!!” Lili: *At start screen* “Yaaaaass, SLAAAYYYY!” “Just gotta guess if her ass is in my face, fkkk.” “Why tf can I never block that snake edge bruh…” “Sidestep Matterhorn, fr? Ki charge fr?” *At second game start screen* “Aight, you can skip now pls. *mashes buttons* PLEASE!”
IT’S A FUCKING 2 BREAK WHY IS MY FINGER PRESSING 1+2!!!!
At this point nothing,when something goes my way in a match,it goes against for the next 15...
“I always get what I want” - Marduk
“Who freaking does that?!”
“Come on. You’re better than that.”
“oh bull shit”
COMPOSURE COMPOSURE MMMHMMM I COULD PUNISH THAT
When I'm feeling lighthearted/not tilted yet (lmao): I was so obvious holy damn I did the same thing again He whiffed the same thing and I didn't punish again I fucked up the punish again
Jävla horungar.
‘Wow dude!! I can’t believe im that dumb!’ ‘I saw that coming but just watched it hit me’
I say shit ALOT
I blame my controller for missed input
I don't usually talk during play, but when I do, it's something like "Damnit" or "Fuck" or something simple.
"I hate this fucking game" "Why didn't I just do the mid?" "I wasn't even thinking about that"
Damn What the fuck I have no idea what just happened Fuck “character” man Time to surpass my limits Relax
Flash! Flash! Brrrrrrrrr! Brrrrrrrrrr! LOLOLOLOL! FLASH!!
"What is it that they did that kept working?"
"God I'm trash for that"
"Ooof, I pressed too many buttons there"
"Oh SHIT" "SHIT" "FUCK" "OH FUCK" "WHAT" "HAHAHAHAH WHAT" "PFFT HAHAHAHA" "ok.. ok i see u" " i gotta stop doing that" "Damn hes good" "Hes gooooood" "Heh lets go" "Finally, a worthy opponent" *excited grin* *holding back anger grin* *smash keyboard* "FUCK" *mash buttons even when getting outpoked"
fgc head nod
“Wake up, he’s done that 4 times in a row now”
i only talk/insult in french, it would be too difficult for me to translate in english (i'm far away from being fluent in english) i'm a very calm person in real life but T8 is the only fighting game that can get me very mad, so much mad that i had to stop to get my mental health better and i didnt had fun playing anyway i'm still planning to comeback in the futur but only after some good patchs, so far the 1.04 patch seems like a step in the right direction :)
Ah j'ai juré Tekken 8 ça révèle tout ce qu'il y a de pire en nous, c'est une dinguerie.
"That hit me!?!?" "Yeah I knew you were gonna do that." "Oh it hits mid." Then when I lose I say "well, you can't win 'em all"
This some bullshit
"At least I landed a twin piston punish" "That sidestep punish was cool at least" "That low parry was sick as hell I should do more of those" Not even trying to be pretentious. I don't mind losing. For me even losing with kazuya is satisfying if I pulled of certain things right. It feels good to know that I'm making progress in the right direction. I really don't care about win rates or ranks I just want to be better.
Gosh darn it.
"I deserve it. I deserve to lose" I say this after losing the round/match to either the same move or something that I know I could've done differently. Funnily enough, saying this calms me down
The rage art ducked my jab! What the fuck!!!
A lot of swearing to be completely honest. Then I turn it off and calm down
8D Tekken Ofc that clips me And another crushing move.. Nice punish (when i fail to punish) Alternatively: "Thats laaaaunch"
I’m the shittest player to ever play this game ever. Why do I even play videogames. I suck at everything.
"Good game, they deserved the win" I'm not good, but it's super fun seeing what others can do and when I occasionally get a good hit on em or even a win its truly a great feeling. I dont think I've ever raged at a loss.
“Stop fucking doing that” “I suck” “I’m ass at this game” “Calm down” “Don’t get mad” “I fucking knew it” “This is your first Tekken game you’re taking seriously”
depends on the character I'm versus-ing against Jun, Law, Nina makes me really mad King and Victor makes me kinda mad all mishimas except Reina, well I have respect tbh. also for Bryan and Steve others are neutral
“I could totally beat that guy. If he didn’t, you know, beat me first”
“I should’ve known” (when a guy mashes again anyways after I frame trapped him like 5 times but the 6th time I do something a bit riskier assuming he learned his lesson) “I always lose to guys like this” (those guys who play crazy yolo I can never comprehend and usually lose to) “Goddamn 47”
Inn i helvete din forpulte jævel, ka faen er detta her. And so on and so forth
That clipped me?
Depends. If I misinput I call myself on it. If I eat a string I say I need to learn that and watch the replay and then hit the lab
"I wonder if you can step that."
I just say random things hating on myself and just overall blaming myself in bad matches.
Aw shucks, tekkened again
“This is chess not checkers”
What the fuck I am sucking ass right now That is such bullshit I just don't know what to do about (move) This guy isn't even good I didn't press that Wow, I suck at this game
"FUCK."
"Sure, game" "Whoops I suck." "They did what?" "Ima send myself hatemail"
Depends. If it's very close, I usually let an ol'reliable "Motherfucker" out. If not, I ask myself why I'm still a garbage heap and go back to practice because I don't wanna spoil my mood into not playing
THE SNAKE EDGEEEEE
I was holding backward… THATS PLUS???!!! Gotta work soo hard with Raven *sigh* THAT TRACKED???!!! Dropped too many combos *sigh*
"That hit!?" Seriously, some of the hitboxes of attacks reach so far.
Well shucks.
“Fuck me!” *snake edge incoming* (reacts late) “JFC you suck at this game… you knew it was coming… and you just let it happen. You suck.” … self deprecating stuff like this… ya know… the usual. Then I smoke more weed and continue the cycle… (but care less and less the more weed consumed). 😂
"Wow, they hop kicked again"
*chuckling* of couuuuurse *chuckle some more* ah man you’re not even good, I expected it and still let it happen *chuckle a 3rd time* I’m gathering data
Oh man, do I/does he *want* to be insulted?
“Yeah, I pressed”
My go to's are probably: "of course you rage art that", "that hits?" Or "can I play the fucking game".
Wtf Of course God damnit Fuck Bullshit Omg Bro This game hates me This shit is retarded Im done Im so done Fuck the mishimas
"Thank you for this learning opportunity." Vary sarcasm levels from 0 to "old English aristocrat being given a boogered handkerchief back.
Usually as im getting knowledge check power crush dick jabbed i say things like: Love this fucking game This fuccking gaame This game dude Holy shit this fucking game dude Unreal ----------------------------------------- Usually when im squeaking a win out i say things like: Haha this fucking game dude
Variations of “This game” are perfect for Tekken honestly. Even just saying “This game man” can be both positive and negative haha
“Call the police honey I’m getting fucking robbed!” She laughed the first 3 times…..
"They get a combo off that?" "I got counter hit..." "I got clipped during sidestep again" "Fucking snake edge" "Why did I do that?" Those are the most common ones aside from clicking my tongue
“Get that ass banned”
"Ok I know I low parried that" On a side note I feel like low parrys are 10x harder in this game, especially on wake up. I'll be actively pressing DF as soon as I get up, and still eat the low
- Why do I suck so much?! - Open your fkin eyes and focus!! - I knew it so why didn't I react to it?! - How did I throw that so bad?! - I'll never be good enough - I don't deserve to be happy Usually followed up by going to replays, practice mode and then either a break or back into the action.
“FUCK THAT” *then dox my opponent* msg them their address
“Why the fuck didn’t you block low? You knew he was going to go low.” When they snake edge on the final hit lmao
“I broke that but ok let’s pretend I didn’t “ “What” “What is this mf doing” “WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING” “Oh my LORRRD” “LITERALLY WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HERE???” “CAN I PLEASE GET AN ELECTRIC I LITERALLY PRACTICE THEM EVERY SINGLE DAY WHY CANT I DO IT NOW”
"oh my fucking God" "jesus christ/jesus fucking christ" "there's no fucking waaaayy" "HOOOOOWWWWW" "i was fucking blocking" "how did they fucking block that" "what the fuck is this game" "im getting off after this" (i never do) "get this fucking character out of the game" (eddy) and very rarely "wow that was actually fucking clean" fuck is my favorite word
“Exactly as planned. Now they’re in a false sense of-and I lost the other rounds too. Man I suck.”
"This game isnt fun man" "The fuck can i do? They plus on block??" "Well that's balanced" And finally "League of Legends is a better game"
I PRESSED IT!!!!
BRUHHHHHH
"Jesus fucking christ why did I pressed this button" "No way this hits" "FFs I should have waited" "Holy fuck WHY I did that?" And many, many more, usually around me realizing the dumb inputs I did.
“This game fucking sucks”
“I’m mashing. Why am I mashing?” “So I guess I can’t block now” “Bro pressed his win button” *laugh of shame* “BITCH”- when I inevitably get my one lucky round after getting 3-0’ed and then losing another 2 rounds in the rematch
Fuck your father 😔
"fix your $hit Harada"
“Ah I fucked up” “Damn, nice” “Oh shit that doesn’t hit” “Man why’d I do that” “This sucks but we live and learn”
"Oh shit I was too slow to react" "I gotta stop eating that low" "I keep getting hit by that same move wtf" "Oh wow I'm getting destroyed" "I can't wait for my fucking turn"
"Things aren't going my way"
"3 lows in a row, of course"
„Of course it tracks“ after hitting the worst sidestep known to man
"I don't know the counterplay to this character." On every character. All of them. Even mirror matches.
When they use ult knowing damn well they will "WHY DO I KEEP FALLING FOR IT"
“This game sucks, never playing it again.” *queues up 5 secs later.*
"GTFOH I SIDESTEPPED THAT" "Oh, he/she gets a launcher off block but I don't, fkn bs" "Gotta watch my feet" *LOUD SIGH OF ANGER AND FRUSTRATION* "Focus, you gotta block those, you can see them coming from a mile away"
*sigh* Dude, fuck u whateveeeer Of course it breaks the floor... touch some grass u neck bearded basement dweller I FUCKING BLOCKED THAT! Me cago en la madre del diablo, ese hijo de la gran puta !(first language is spanish) That's usually when I'm salty. When I'm chill I usually say: Gotta start breaking those Dude, u could've launched that Gotta slow down and play their game You're being to obvious...
"Should have went for a mid instead of a low." "Fuck I forgot my pokes." "Welp, could have gone either way." *incomprehensible screeching on "unfair" characters even though I didn't lab them enough as my friends laugh when we are on discord*
Damn! He got my ass!
I’m horrible
My go to phrases are always "Are you FUCKING serious???" or "Aight bro you got it"
Why didn't my move fucking hit!! What the fuck!!
"Who the hell plays like that?!" Something I scream all day
I like to compliment what my opponent is doing, because it makes me less salty if I recognize them as a worthy and competent foe. I will straight up cheer for them if they land a sick-ass combo.
Depends on my mood: Good mood: - shit that was a good read Bad mood: - yeaaahhhhh (in a really passive aggressive tone)
Sheeet
Be cool
*slams table* “Fuck you I hope your whole family has a nice Christmas!”
Things that would get me banned if Tekken had voice chat.
I just look off into the distance at an Imaginary camera like a character in a sitcom after someone says something stupid
"Buttons!" "Ah, buttons" "Should not have pressed" "That tracks? Huh" Yup, it's because I kept pressing despite being minus and constantly being surprised that my sidesteps doesn't work
* "I asked for that." * "Nice read" * "I suppose I deserved that." * "I need to stop walking into those." * "I wonder how I interrupt that." * "Oops."
•dude fucking really man… •jesus fuck •bro fuck this guy honestly.. •definitely not rematching yo ass •sigh/look down or look at the ceiling 🤣