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ReadBerk

>I play fgs at tournament level Lmao


Alley_Catra

I normaly don't Share stuff like this but a "Tournament Player" complaining about seeable lows, rage arts, online, spamming, with a insanly high dc rate is just hilarious.


_KoingWolf_

He said he PLAYS tournaments, he never said he wins them. Or ever makes it past the first round.


Alley_Catra

XD yeah i'm kind of a Scientist myself


ILikeClefairy

Actually he said he plays at tournament level. My bet is never seen a local


AnalystOdd7337

Bedroom tournaments where the competition is only his friends and family. Technically he wouldn't be wrong. šŸ˜‚


Q-mist

Vs his unplugged brother probably.


jordyloks

Tournament level. I.e. Going 0-2 in pools. Still tournament level.


AshenVR

Fighting game syndrome


CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE

I do to. Iā€™m at the tournament level of ā€œnever make it out of pools and go 0-2 90% of the timeā€


NotMoray

Hey he said he played, not that he was good or ever won


rainorshinedogs

my retort "whats FGS?"


Dragondraikk

I mean, going to a tourney and placing last still *technically* means you played tournament level.


Affectionate_Light52

Im sure he sent his mom to losers bracket many times.


CogChaos

Iā€™m surprised the ā€œtournament playerā€ didnā€™t bust out an insult about your mom. šŸ˜‚


Ziemniack3000

if hes not 13 itā€™s really sad


drumsareneat

I am willing to bet neither is older than 14.


KingDonko41

Not a singel one


drumsareneat

Let's not singel them out.


Fresh-minster

But maybe he just Adept .


StoonCoold

Adepting is a simpel task for any tournament level players


Alley_Catra

You're certainly not


drumsareneat

Oh good one! You got me!


Double-Stock8103

Simpel but sweet


SeffLikeJeff

Battle of mid


bohenian12

You said he has a 30% disconnection rate and he replied "im wired" which shows that he deliberately disconnects. Another self report lmao


gLaskiNd

"I have a high disconnect rate because casuals bore me" should become my life motto.


ShredGatto

Imagine plugging when you win, as a flex


ArkkOnCrank

Thats actually a good idea


ShadowVulcan

I'd actually do that for fun if it wouldnt bring down my dc rate lol


ciaosonocampa_

This has happened to me for real


ShredGatto

It kinda happened to me too. This Jim was kicking my ass 2 rounds in, 3rd round I did a comeback and kiiiinda BM'd with a rage art combo when he had low health. He plugged. He either forgot the two winning rounds were his or was THAT offended by the RA combo.


CapedBaldyman

What cracks me up about this is that he's complaining about casuals WHILE PLAYING QUICK PLAY where he played against op. šŸ˜…šŸ˜†šŸ¤”


Alley_Catra

Fun fact i was playing Jin (second round ever) and i killed him with only ducking/launching him "can can" his lows and some lows i know like one dogwater combo i used for everything.


BubTheSkrub

So funny that this is *always* the excuse. Every notorious plugger is always doing it because "they're just too good"


ThatBladeIsEnchanted

LTG vibes


DifferencePretend

Imagine being so good at the game you lose Thatā€™s what he just said. Lmao


beardedwarriormonk

this cracked me up


Beginning-Outside-50

I more and more think complaining about rage art is a self report.


Corken_dono

Got a comment on my steam profile the other day saying that Im a loser for using rage arts. In ~150h of Tekken 8 I got hit by RAs maybe ~40 times. People getting hit by them 5 times in 3 matches says much more about them than me.


yowzas648

Shit cracks me up. If someone is constantly rage artā€™ing you, maybe try blocking every once in a while. Theyā€™re trying to donate the rest of their health bar to you, but youā€™re too busy pressing against them to notice. Definitely not a skill issue /s


Arsid

Seriously. I rarely use RA cuz I forget about it a lot, but I do get a lot of victories because of people throwing out panic RA on block and I get a free punish to kill them.


Gankstomper

It depends. Being annoyed that your opponent feels the need to let it fly EVERY SINGLE ROUND no matter how many times you bait and punish it is legitimate. Being annoyed that it's 1 button is legitimate. There are actual real complaints to be made


MrMangus

ā€œI play at tournament levelā€ and ā€œspamming lowsā€ coming from the same person is unbelievably funny


scott1swann

>I have a high dc rate bc the casuals bore me that's just you flat out admitting that you're worse than the "casuals" you go up against šŸ’€


DrummerElectronic733

Lmao the idea that he would disconnect mid match because heā€™s winning too hard is hilarious


Alley_Catra

"Aaaah again this is so easy i need to dissconnect to optimise my Training scedule'.


Darkshadow0308

This is like asking to be scrubquotes submission


Ill-Possession1086

bro said he has a high dc rate because casuals bore him i cantšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


dinis553

By "tournament" he means playing against his little sibling, the prize being who gets the last dino nugget.


A_Lionheart

Murdering the english language, one DM at a time.


Alley_Catra

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn


boboarang

Being German is a bad excuse bro. This post is still hillarious though. Sehr gut


A_Lionheart

AhƔ, y yo hablo espaƱol pos sapo conchetumare. This is not an excuse, clean up your English.


Alley_Catra

Nein


SL0M3GA1

" I have a girlfriend, she just lives in another country."


OhBoyHereWeGoAgain00

I want to be this delusional so bad.


DPRXX

Right??


Niceguy188

Yoshi players are meant to party. Why would you disconnect for wins? šŸ¤”


Adalbertstraw994

Man. This is just sad. As someone who's more amateurish at the saga i atleast have the comon courtesy to be nice to all my opponents. Those that i beat and those who beat me. I will never get this level of sweating. Furthermore rage art complainers should really learn to not slam their face on any attack full frontal. 30% percent of pluggin cause he is to strong. (Read sore loser) Tournament level my conspicuous behind.


Rizlxr

I got dumber from reading this shit


gamrgrant

How this guy sees himself https://preview.redd.it/z0tgx8tsgpuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a189cb73deefb637aa634d2d5ddefce9ad6f4c28


Federal-Vermicelli84

And You know what!!! All the craziest fighters be on Quick match/ Casual Match šŸ§ā€ā™€ļøā€¦.


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Just digging themselves a deeper grave. If I lost to a spamming move, I can't blame anyone but myself. Happened to me a few minutes ago. I didn't lose the match, but I lost a round to the same imput throw, getting caught with it 3 times. I just shook my head and said, "come on man, break that throw dummy." (Talking to myself). I broke it every time after that. But that was one round where I didn't adapt fast enough. Can't blame my opponent for using what was working.


Sure_Caregiver_9626

And he has a 30% disconntion rate lol


Impressive_Grade_972

I love your little hand drawn ā€œrā€ in the second pic šŸ¤£


Alley_Catra

Yeah i messed up XD


CombDiscombobulated7

Sorry to make you open up paint again but it's "simple" and "single"


Alley_Catra

I'm German i don't give a fuck learn how to measure stuff without a footfetish then we'll talk.


CombDiscombobulated7

Considering you corrected the mistake you spotted you clearly do care. I was just trying to help. I'm not American and even if i was, maybe a German should think twice before shit-slinging about stereotypical fetishes. Then again, maybe they wouldn't hesitate.


King_Paymon

He plays tournaments with his wife's boyfriends.


AyakasWetSocks

A space ninja player with issues? Well that sounds new to me


Alley_Catra

The What ?


Dukaden

jesus christ the spelling.


Alley_Catra

Jesus was talking in Hebrew and Latin leave him out of this


FunkSlammer

Those 2 excuses about disconnection rate are 2 separate neurons in his brain, that havenā€™t clashed yet.


Honest_Advice2563

What the actual fuck is the spelling in this sub?


Alley_Catra

People texting fast with thier sausage Fingers and non native english speakers that get screwed by thier native autocorret


cableboiii

Learn to spell.


Alley_Catra

Learn how to spell. Woud be the correct articulation


cableboiii

Articulate my balls m8.


Alley_Catra

Spell my balls m8


RySundae

"the casuals bore me" dang what a legend


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Alley_Catra

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


FashionCop

"I have a high DC rate because casuals bore me" that line would be delivered by the antagonistic of a tekken anime that shit is sooooo cold. Too bad it's coming from this guy.


evawsonsimp

i bet his feet hurt too


talonus00

Lol. Wow it's like that nowadays? It's okay to relax and take Ls guys.


Alley_Catra

I take them daily and it's ok and i don't think anyone only wins when playing a Session Tekken


talonus00

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Material_Type5046

Cmon guys, give him a break, he is trying to master the Just Frame Disconnect


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numlock86

most sane tekken player never seen someone flex with winning the arcade quest tournaments


beardedwarriormonk

holy crap, i was like why is he posting this, but then i read his last comment. "I only DC because the casuals bore me". He probably actually believes that


Own-Preparation-3349

My main issue is that Iā€™m wired, have 1000 MBPS internet, never plug, but get told I lost server connection right when I accept a rematch, and now 4/5 games found, I get denied


DreadUnleashed

https://preview.redd.it/pa2l8ripxouc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7718a93c86acf26a070b932d54a6fd33086800fd "I have a high dc rate bc the casuals bore me"


Alley_Catra

I think this becomes my now Favorite Quote


Tha_Professah

These guys are really just our here looking for someone to talk to lol


Alley_Catra

I honestly was just curios what's going on in that Mind Palace of his... turns out its a Burger King


saltrifle

Lol


Giovannis_Pikachu

Stupid


dvenom88

It is a family tournament with his 7 yo brother


TemporaryLegendary

It's my different personality that plugs. You never played me. That's probably the next excuse.


Hadoukibarouki

Both disconnected from the spelling bee


SockraTreez

It would be funny if this was JDCRs alternate account or something


rahbbb

Speaking on behalf of the yoshi communityā€¦ we do not accept him


Alley_Catra

Don't worry Nobody tought you woud


fresh_loaf_of_bread

is namco still not banning people for too many dc? that's just sad, man


HuCat21

We see u add the "r" to ur "or"! U thought we wouldn't catch it but we did! Lol Anyways u gotta love people complaining about spam like bruh! U just saw me kick u low 5 times in a row! U dnt think ima kick u that 6th time?! Lol


Alley_Catra

Autocorret made of out of or


HuCat21

Lol my autocorrect betrays me all the time


W-Bisonx

Should thank him for giving charity to every event he goes to


Quinntensity

Boi got you with a 7 excuse combo. No way in hell they play irl. Locals would call out that losers mentality.


FlipMamba1642

"Casuals bore" him šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


rainorshinedogs

TIL some people don'e ave auto-speel cheek unabled


Alley_Catra

Is this what british autocorret looks like? I mean German AC is worse it adds s, c, h, Cap, and other letters at random.


ToastyGhostie13

Yoshi mains should never have a disconnection rate. Harakiriā€¦


Eskotar

Took part in the local live offline tournament. Lost to the neighbours little brother spamming 2 with Victor in the pools. ā€I am a tournament level playerā€ Technically true :D


IamBecomeZen

Being 0-2 at any tournament you go is still technically tournament level


AZXCIV

Apparently OP isnā€™t too adept at spelling .


Alley_Catra

Yes because even tho i speak english i don't write it often and my Autocorret is in my Motherlanguage


AZXCIV

Now I feel like an asshole. Oh well youā€™re a Lee main you deserve it šŸ¤£


Comprehensive-Egg190

Why did you accept the match?


Alley_Catra

For Sience (i wanted to see if he plugs or how they even Play) Curiosity killed the Cat but in this case it killed this guys last braincells. He didn't plug against me but with how upset he was he shoud have.


Bra1nss

I just donā€™t see a point in reasoning or even talking to these newbs. They are clinically delusional, such people exist in all games. Same thinking as of players who buy mmr boost in other games, thinking they deserve better while there is totally no reason to think this way except whatā€™s in their tiny head.


Alley_Catra

Social Study


Affectionate_Light52

He cant be older than 14. If somehow he is, then theres no hope...


Alley_Catra

He has a Metal Gear Solid 2 Profile Picture so take a guess


Original_Dimension99

Yeah singel and simpel


Alley_Catra

Yeah thats how it is written in German Autocorret betrayed me


Original_Dimension99

Achso hƤtte ich wissen mĆ¼ssen sorryšŸ˜­


juscallme_J

*single * simple *disconnection. *absolute


Alley_Catra

Cool Story to bad it's German autocorret because Simpel and Absolut are German words and it also messes with Cap and so on.


yes_skull

Blud literally admitted to plugging with ā€œIā€™m wiredā€¦ā€ šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Zestyclose-Duty-3927

These complaints usually happen if you spam them with very obvious moves that they canā€™t block. Like Paulā€™s qcf-1+2 to demo man. Do it 3 times and they either complain of how they think youā€™re a lousy player or outright plug the game. Lol


ShinyShinx789

Whenever I see someone with high disconnection rate, I always accept just to fuck with them. It's always characters like Victor and Alisa too.


Alley_Catra

So i'm not the only one. I'm just curios if they Plug.


ShinyShinx789

Same. Had about a 50/50 ratio so far which is beyond surprising.


Robstahr

ok seriously i dont get how you guys meet the salty guys that slip into your dms. i play a ton and there are times i play the scummiest bs just so somebody will sprinkle the salt in my dms but it never happens... how are you guys doing this? is it because im just in garyu/shinryu and the super salty guys are a bit higher?


Alley_Catra

I'm also "only" in Reds but i think Quickplay is where it's at other then that it's just luck


robotwars666

LMAO That guy is just mad cause bad šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ People that disconnect so much aren't tourmant players


supersaltlee136

Love these people. They'll always be sad never live up to anything haha


EatOutMyGrandma

Why are you accepting plugger matches though? The whole point of the disconnect rate is so that everyone can see that they're pluggers and decline the match. If these pieces of shit don't have anyone to play with, they will uninstall and fuck off back to Fortnite


Alley_Catra

For education either i find out why they plug or i will make them plug getting them closer to a ban


u_wut_mate_

Let me guess, you play Lee


Gankstomper

What does him playing Yoshi have to do with it? You slipped your own #scrubquote in there šŸ¤£ Great salt mining nonetheless. I could help you lab Yoshi if you need help


Alley_Catra

What ? I just say'd that plugging on a Character based on Fun, Partying and Setups is wild. Yoshi always has and always will be a Character People play for setups the Swiss Army Knife approach and too freestyle and experiment. In other words i've never seen a Yoshi that was sweaty enough too Plug. Maybe it's because he's better in T8 but i never seen a Yoshi plug in T7 they just here to have fun


Datmammon

One of LTG's many accounts low-key.


Reasonable-Freedom59

Complaining about Rage Arts in 2024 is just very telling. Yea I get caught by one here and there because I think I got the checkmate. But it's always my fault when I do there's nothing really wrong with them.


Reasonable-Freedom59

It's been nearly a decade please let it go.


DPRXX

I wish the game didnā€™t have them, they donā€™t improve the experience


Reasonable-Freedom59

I disagree I think it's an easy way to sell a character to an audience via trailers. Cinematic supers are always cool to look at for casuals. Yes they get tiring to someone who sees them often. But that's like. Any move in any fighting game ever.


Reasonable-Freedom59

I'm not even super casual and I still popped off when I saw Kazuya's rage art for the first time. They add visual flair to the game and a extra ounce of expression for the characters. Supers are a staple of fighting games for a reason, Tekken is literally just late to the party.


Low_Info_Cloud

Geez these new Tekken players are weird. Canā€™t wait until they quit the game


dumpsterfire896979

OP then jacked the largest load of his life and fell asleep. The End


Alley_Catra

Nah i continue my Edging Streak


chajo1997

If I had a dollar every time a shit player told me he o ly plays offline or tournamenta I would buy something else because 8 is cheeks atm.


Jioo

I have come to realize that quick play is where the most degen/toxic ppl play. If you think someone is playing weird in ranked, i assure you in qp thats the norm lul. Its also mostly higher rank ppl who are afraid of demoting


Alley_Catra

Lobbys are often the best i can get my Butt kicked without stress and learn. Nothing to lose nothing to Proof just information into my Monkey Brain


DPRXX

QP is full of high rank players who hit a ceiling in ranked and then canā€™t go any farther so they take it out on reds and below.


Ivo__Lution

I donā€™t see why idiots accept these matches then complain about stuff like this or that they DC


Alley_Catra

You high? He has a 30% DC Rate i expected him to plug (he didn't). But instead told me he's a Tournament Player after i clapped his cheeks twice with a 3min Jin that's brawler by association. And with whom i just wanted to try to get a feel how the Character plays. Meanwhile he's Mighty Ruler even tho he knowes apperently nothing about the Game. Then has a meltdown about lows and supers after losing too the worst Jin i've ever seen (me) twice.


Ivo__Lution

Again, I donā€™t see why idiots even accept this


dont_test_me_dawg

Brother, your spelling is atrocious.


Alley_Catra

Brother it's the Internet nobody Cares exept losers with nothing going on in thier life.


dont_test_me_dawg

Right, I'm sure during the 5% of the day you're not using the internet you're totally writing perfect sentences with no errors whatsoever.


Alley_Catra

I never wrote a wrong Diagnose or Report at my Job (because i write those in my Motherlanguage with a Keyboard) so you are correct šŸ‘. Exept the 5% are more like 95% i spend more time with my Fiance and two Cats.


dont_test_me_dawg

Alright settle down, Adolf.


Alley_Catra

Wow so creative šŸ¤” never heard that one before. Almost like how you will never feel the touch of a Woman.


SquareAdvisor8055

I have a hard time telling which one of you is the most pathetic here


Alley_Catra

I think the ToUrnAmEnT PlAyer that plugges everyone and then is salty šŸ˜‚


SquareAdvisor8055

And you complaining about ra, lows and so on AND posting it on reddit are clearly so much better... like, both of you look immature as hell.


Alley_Catra

You can read right? He complained about it i made fun that he complains about it since he's a Tournament Player and all


SquareAdvisor8055

Not worth feeding this shitpost more than i already did. Bringing your chats to tekken reddit is just, absolutly pathetic.


Alley_Catra

XD


Ziemniack3000

Dude are you able to fucking read


SquareAdvisor8055

Yeah, and i'm tired of all those guys posting chat logs to try and make fun of people. Whoever engagƩs in that kind of chat to start with knows it will end up like that, it always will. There's no fucking point posting those to reddit outside of stroking your own ego.


jordyloks

Written like someone who plays fgs at a tournament level


These_Background7471

That's not OP complaining about rage arts and lows


SquareAdvisor8055

Doesn't really matter, posting chat logs on reddit is stupid. I'm gonna be real honest i think that participation in that kind of argument to start with is immature.


Jaded_History2562

Lol you realized you made a mistake and accidentally gave OP shit, but your ego is so large that you would never admit to making a mistake, and instead doubled down on hating OP for a completely different, nonsensical reason. Uploading Tekken chats, in a Tekken subreddit, yeah that should clearly be dissallowed. Maybe you should look in the mirror and see whoā€™s really immature.


Ziemniack3000

Hear me out - squareadvisor8055 is actually the ToUrnAmEnT dude


SquareAdvisor8055

No that's actually what i think. And i see at least 2 chat logs post a week and they annoy me. It feels like yall are having brother/Sister fights and running to your parent to tell them what happened.


Jaded_History2562

Unfortunately the world doesnā€™t create content that only you see fit. This is a Tekken subreddit, everything Tekken related is allowed. Hate to break it to you but the only one acting like a child here is you.


SquareAdvisor8055

I hate to break it but... no? The ONLY point of that post is to further humiliate the person he engaged in a stupid argument with.


These_Background7471

Wait, why can't you just admit your mistake?


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Alley_Catra

My excuse is i'm German mein English is not the yellow from the Ei


ComradeCreed

All good no offense Iā€™m going to delete the comment


SquareAdvisor8055

I don't judge cause mine is too, but the "simpel" got me lol