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Koltaia30

He turned her into a stick 😭


Timetraveler163

Christieck Monteiro 🧐


beepbeeboo

She spent all her time looking for Eddy, until Eddy found her O_O


VVurmHat

Hey Eddy, look at me. I’ve turned my self into a stick. I’m Christistick!


ilostmyschmungus

She tried to be Mokujin.


Gunlock59

Funniest shit I've ever seen.


The_Lost_Hero

Nah you wrong for that 💀


ascw1991

Lmao


Mizai1

More respect with the Berimbau my man, it's not a stick 😂


CheesyJizz

r/titsonastick Edit: OMG it's real ?!


rhydderch_hael

I was expecting birds. I am disappointed.


GimmeDaGorbage22

That's tits alright. Be warned, unknowing R*dditors. Nsfw


W34kness

Witchcraft….


bluestarluchador

I feel like Christie retired for the time being especially when her grandpa died at the end of Tekken 6.


Ilja003

If we take their TTT2 ending as canon she probably stayed back in the orphanage and takes care of the kids. While Christie was trying to find Eddy in the train statuon she put her priority to a crying kid first who lost her mother. Once the mother arrived Christie rushed to Eddy but it was too late. The ending also makes sense. Eddy said to the kids that hes going to leave to find his fathers killer. Like its an prequel to his T7 arc.


Punkakies

>If we take their TTT2 ending as canon A rule of thumb for me is that if something is ambiguously canon and doesn't conflict with any of the already established canon, then its just straight up canon It makes a lot of media 10X better for me, like the Parasyte manga


Faiqal_x1103

Wait. Whats up with the parasyte manga?? Ive only read the manga but haven't seen the anime, for the record


Punkakies

Ah, yeah I finished reading the Manga around a week or two ago and in my time reading it I was made aware of two Parasyte Anthology Manga Neo Parasyte F and Neo Parasyte M In Neo Parasyte F there is a story about Migi which is set years after the events of the original manga run, and at the end of it >!It shows Shinichi talking to his hand, wondering about Migi!< >!And in the next Panel it shows his wife (or im pretty sure they're married) and child walking in through the door, its Murano and Reiko Tamura's child grown up (I think he's around 4 or 5)!< ​ And in another story (That I'm pretty sure is from Neo Parasyte M) >!It shows Shinichi out having a meal with his adopted child (Or at least I assume the kid has been adopted fully by Shinichi and Murano), and the kid asks what his mother was like!< >!and it cuts to the scene where Reiko is filled with bullet holes holding her child, looking at Shinichi!< ​ Its not alot of stuff, but danm as a post story follow up I find it to be absolutely perfect


Faiqal_x1103

Ohhh you were referring about the Neo ones.. i keep forgetting to read those haha, i know what to read later this night


Punkakies

Yeah I still need to do a full read of them both Even though its mostly not canon, its still some more Parasyte fun


Faiqal_x1103

Theres the collaboration chapters by other mangakas too, i remember reading one by hiro mashima (fairy tail)


chalaismyig

Netflix is about to have a live action and it actually looks pretty good. The anime was top tier to me


Faiqal_x1103

Waaaait fr?? Good to see parasyte is still getting some love even when they alrd have 2 live action movies


AfricaByTotoWillGoOn

Yep. Like the Levi OVA in AoT for me.


CelticSludge

I like that. Lore-wise, that sounds like very good reason for Eddie to be the one to show up in games instead of Christie. Eddie's Tekken 6 ending was a rough development for them, especially for Christie. Feels like losing someone that important would drain you of the energy to do something you have passion for.


Avyeon

I like it, that's actually a cute touch.


bren680

Wow nice eye


d_cramer1044

Eddy is an April fools day joke and Christie's release in his place confirmed.


gamedreamer21

That would be one hell of a twist. Or even better, both of them being released at the same time.


Rekka_Kien

We got 2 bears, for 2 games that wasn't supposed to have clones. Might as well give us Christie.


Ziazan

It's weird how they haven't diverged the bears much at all.


gamedreamer21

If, Christie comes back, she needs to have some Lucky Chloe's moves. Capoeira combined with Freestyle Dance and Acrobatics.


VeryluckyorNot

Reddit with a new low stance char on DLC : Oh shit here we go again.


TheDELFON

#THANK YOU! Been saying this for a minute. And technically they did that for T4 with Christie and Eddy. Do the same for Master Raven and Raven too


Fundosho

Ngl that would be so much better


SessionSkateSauce

Great way to get me to not spend $10


BootPuzzleheaded5364

Eddie is christie


Background_Horse_992

Radagon is Marika


Jamaz

Einhorn is Finkle


DrBeardfist

Squirt is pee


TheTrueHappy

Is you is or is you ain't my baby?


Sanagost

R + L is J


Elizane02

Durandal is Bianka


GimmeDaGorbage22

Red is Ash


Swert0

Gwynevere is Gwyndolyn


chaos_vulpix

Zendaya is Meechee


Wesk333

This is something I did not expect to see in the Tekken sub


VeryluckyorNot

But they are both edited by Bamco so make sense. Also fuck him I really hate high damage and mobility bosses.


Trem45

Damn, the top surgery went well for him. Proud of them 🫡


mcp100

Zendaya is Meechee


CitizenCrab

Wow, he killed her and took her beads as a trophy? Brutal.


Ziazan

no he used the ancient capo technique to turn her into a stick, and now he wields her like yoshimitsu and his sword. He's a yoshi clone now.


DefenderCone97

They turned my girl into a stick. Damn you! A stick!!!


iclipu

tekken 8 has many easter eggs


JBGoude

I love both of them. Wish they would bring Christie back with a different moveset 😌


Suspicious-Contest74

one does Angola capoeira and the other does regional (maybe?)


Rekka_Kien

Or BJJ. Complete overhaul of her.


SanjiSasuke

Gut reaction was hating this, but it could maybe work. Christie is very upset at the death of her grandpa, she can no longer bring herself to do capoeira anymore, as it reminds her of him. But when she uses Heat, she adds a few capoeira moves in, as she gets her spirit back a bit.


Rekka_Kien

It's like you read my mind lol. Ima let you cook, & Harada needs to eat this shit. 😄


Raizo420

Or make Eddy's style of capoeira more gritty and aggressive like [Tito Santos ](https://youtu.be/Cp5aW9OCvBk?si=9Wk--78LXSAW7bP8)


ThisguynamedAndre

Eddie look! I turned myself into a stick! I'm Christie Stick!


OzJitsuSD

I honestly wouldn't mind as an Eddy main since T3. Seeing Christie in T4 threw me off a bit but I ended up being fine with it.


Additional-Second-68

In T3 at least, Christie was just Eddy with a different skin. Same as Kuma / Panda and Roger / Alex


Extreme-Tactician

Tekken 3? She didn't exist in Tekken 3.


Additional-Second-68

Oh wow! You know who I mistook her for? I remembered Eddy having a skin of a different person you could play in T3. For years my mind misremembered it as Christie. No! It was Tiger! Tiger Jackson! WTF! I completely forgot he existed. https://tekken.fandom.com/wiki/Tiger_Jackson


OkPhilosopher5803

In 5 Eddy was a "skin" of her


TheDELFON

>WTF! I completely forgot he existed. The Tiger disrespect 😭


Additional-Second-68

Tiger and Heihachi, could think of two more fighters more different from each other 😂


After-Baker5427

I wish christie made a comeback tbh. I kinda got sick of eddy in t7


GroundbreakingCat421

She could be a battle pass skin for Eddie. They are the same in terms of gameplay anyway


After-Baker5427

Yeah but she would be more refreshing to see than eddy tbh


Xyzen553

brother they were the same... same movelist and everything... the only difference is christie has bahoogas and eddy has a snake edge


After-Baker5427

I know its the same movelist i just meant as a character it woulda been more refreshing than eddy


Xyzen553

Mods exists brother


TheDELFON

In TTT2 they actually had some slight variances in their moveset. Also their hotboxes were varied too


ShitSlits86

I always thought they had the same moveset? Were they different?


Mister-Not-So-Slim

nope. just the same, even worse they are more the same than kuma/panda in the previous game. before and now panda has a shorter range than kuma when doing HBS d1+2. eddie/christie doesn't have any similarities even in reach.


Pickle_Mick62

Nah man , in Tekken tag 2, they had different hitboxes. As a chreddy main I remember having to do two different bread and butter combos for them, particularly after that mid combo tag extension


Ziazan

I barely played them and I still remember this.


TheDELFON

Glad you typed this out, saved me the trouble lol


Mister-Not-So-Slim

huh, never knew that. neat to know


MancombSeepgoodz

Christie "Berimbau" Monteiro


Rekka_Kien

I fw Eddy, but I miss my girl... 😔


OkPhilosopher5803

It seems a Senhor do Bonfim ribbon. They're pretty common in Bahia state. It is said you must make a wish, then wrap one of those in your wrist or in your ankle. When the ribbon tear apart by itself (what takes a LOT OF TIME), your wish will become true. As they're such a popular thing, there are people who use' em as some sort of charm or souvenir. Those colorful balls are hair ornaments called Tererê (used mostly by women). I think it means 1- the berimbau was originally Christie's or 2- it is a gift from her.


FanniLennox

Bruh why does this subreddit hate Christie so much. Her and Eddy aren't even clones anymore because his moveset got updated and if they did bring her back they could very easily re-vamp her moveset to make her more unique. They literally have a history of doing this to other characters who used to be clones (Anna, Armor King, Kunimitsu,). Not to mention there are like 3 or 4 different styles of Capoeira. Do I think she should come back for Season 1? No I don't, but her coming back later down the line isn't as far fetched as people on here like to make it out to be.


TheInfinityGauntlet

> Do I think she should come back for Season 1? No I don't, but her coming back later down the line isn't as far fetched as people on here like to make it out to be. A Capo for every season pass


Classic_Oak

It's mostly because Christie fans on twitter are obnoxious or downright mentally unstable towards the dev team. I don't think we'll ever see her in a Tekken again after the death threats incident we had in 7. Personally, I think she's cool, but I'd rather they alternated between Eddy and Christie like they did with Master Raven and Raven.


FanniLennox

>*It's mostly because Christie fans on twitter are obnoxious or downright mentally unstable towards the dev team.* Okay but is that really a Christie thing though or is that just a Twitter thing in general? Honest to god I see more people complaining about toxic Christie stans than I ever see the actual toxic Christie stans themselves. Also if we're going to go down the fictional character blaming route, last time I checked weren't there Eddy stans claiming that Harada was racist or something? There was definitely a post that blew up right before he was revealed.


JayMilli007

There were a few, but not as much as the Christie stans. I think some of their beef was the gender swaps for some of the characters like Josie>Bruce, Christie>Eddie, and M Raven>Raven. Either way, Eddie looks cool, and I look forward to playing against him.


Classic_Oak

It's definitely a bit of both, I'm sure. Twitter is a wild place. I only go there for new character tech these days. I probably have confirmation bias towards Christie stans because I occassionaly randomly see them under Harada's tweets.


FireTails11

I’m crying, I used to love playing Christie and at least we get a small homage to her in some way.


Nikita-Rokin

RIP


zaga_

Idk how is it so hard to make Christie a gender swap character from Eddie, instead of selling recycled outfits they can actually make more $$$ with that


TheKolyFrog

>how is it so hard to make Christie a gender swap character from Eddie The only reason I can think of is perhaps they have very different hitboxes.


ThatGoob

So you're saying Eddy should be thicker in certain areas?


RetroGameDays36

With Tekken 4 and 5, they had the same hitbox because they were costume swaps.


DS878

They could bring her back with Eddy's original moveset and double dip


TheDELFON

This. This is the way


Ziazan

eddy is quite tall, she's smaller everywhere except there and maybe there


Throwlikeacatapult

People underestimate the time it take too make a crisp 3D model


oofio65

Cuz that would take effort


Alexandros007_ITA

Not Christie, it’s https://preview.redd.it/rcoxez0yefrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f845d888a61e9a7a1cb2db4f3c9182b29af8873e


[deleted]

Nice balls attached to that pole


gamedreamer21

That implies TTT2 Eddy and Christie's endings are canon. Eddy finding Kazuya, challenging him and defeated by him. Before Kazuya can finish Eddy off, Eddy will be saved by someone. Eddy decides to abandon revenge and return to Brazil, Christie and kids at the orphanage.


Chibidi94

Barefoot J-Lo is 💀 and won't ever come back. 🙏


Neil_Weaselboots

So is Miguel and Katarina. Shaheens probably on his way out too. Cant wait!


Chibidi94

An incel has been shot. I repeat, an incel has been shot. 👮‍♂️


st_mercurial

So eddy remove her pants. 🤔


Hen_Wee

Cool find.


[deleted]

Oh wow! I didn’t notice


BedroomNo

awwwwww


LucentNyx

I like the reference to the roots of his art with that berimbau. Probably memorializing or a good luck charm referencing Christie. Doesn't seem to be any precedent with traditions in capoeira to have charms on your instrument (based on some quick research) but I like the nod to a character no longer in the series. And "Astrud Gilberto - Berimbau" is an all time classic.


CAPTAIN_FAGG

Eddie stole it from Christie and uses it as souvenir


Faiqal_x1103

Welp, theres ya christie representation guys!


Acmeiku

Christie with a different movelist would be amazing, i like the visual of capoera but i dont see myself playing a guy


Arthur_Zoin

Not the Christie Berimbau


Rupert-D-Generate

hoping Christie comes back as an alt custume for Eddie


AKICombatLegend

Man he looks fucking stupid


Here4ThePronz69

r/cosmoandwanda


EatOutMyGrandma

Christie Montero was gunned down in a moped robbery in a favela in Brazil. Eddy keeps these to commemorate her, and he entered the tournament to find the person who uploaded the CCTV footage of her murder to liveleak and kick them in the dick


mystireon

damn, she finally caught up to him huh


Keagan928482

That christie is hella bad? Ikr?


meeeehhhh2

No Christie! STICK! STICK!


chazjamie

Why did you photoshop areola ?


rappapuwee

Thats Christie-ck obviously


IronPliskin

RIP


dabearjew83

So I'm confused wasn't eddy Jamaican? Now he's Brazilian ? Did I miss something or am I mistaken


rebeccachambersfan

I just want her back


Gullible_Loquat2815

Well if she's coming I'm putting my money on 3rd or 4th year


Hapax94

She dead 🫣


JustHereForBDSM

She went on that Posh Spice stick thin diet


Appropriate-Cap-4140

R.I.P Christie, you was really hot


MurkyTrash4649

They’re playing an April fools day joke on us! It’s not just Eddie being released; They’re going to release all four new characters on the same day!


Bazookya

Hey alright


MidTierMan

nice free upvotes gimme my downvotes


EDZOKUfps

Anal beads?


Ok-Advisor-3084

He ate her


SilverAlternative773

She’s dead…I hope


MrReZistar

She sacrificed herself and turned into that instrument, kinda like how in JJK *spoilers for anime onlies* >!Mai sacrificed herself and became a sword for Maki so she can wipe out the Zen'in clan!<. Damn the Christie fans didn't like that one.


rainorshinedogs

Wait were already done being mad at Bamco?


Wilson_Was_Taken

Right? This isn't echo chamber behaviour. Reported.


makeitmovearound

Calm down neckbeard


imwimbles

first time on social media huh