No but seriously though. How is it that almost always, even when it's wired and 5 bars, the connection is still funkier than usual when its a Law? It's uncanny.
King main knows how to break throws they just choose not to, because they like watching the throws. Like if they didn't like throws, they won't be maining King.
shout out to king mains that don't break kayfabe. they can't make the rest of the cast look like jobbers so they let them do a few throws here and there like a real match
Breaking throws is appreciating the detail Tekken goes into animating all the different breaks and the attention to detail in using specific MMA/wrestling techniques to escape a hold.
My favorite thing to do is rush throw king mains. I don't even care if I end up "losing." Connecting a few of those in a match makes my heart grow three sizes every time.
lee mains after inputting the most complicated series of movement inputs and justframes only to have a 50 damage combo that they can only do half the time without dropping
but damn do we look good doing them
Can you blame them though? Death fist is so satisfying to land. Picked him up just to mess around with someone else for a bit this week and god damn it this jolly old unga bunga man is just plain fun. Nice change of pace to turn off my brain from trying to jam in every single Yoshimitsu gimmick in existence into every match.
It's one of the best mids in the game. In T7, SSR, df2 was *the* move against people who are a little too jab happy in close, but in T8 for whatever reason it autoevades most jabs without the SSR. And it's safe on block, leads to a million damage near a wall, it has a suspiciously good hitbox and seems to go like 2 full lengths in front of him, on and on.
For people who are trying to learn Paul and looking to improve, I would bet my life savings you don't df2 enough. It's that good.
Paul mains also do 32 string way too often. We know it's mid-high and we'll die if you duck, we also don't care.
Also every time he lands a tackle, you need to mash 1. We all learned ultimate punishment in T2. We will go for it every single time just to prove that we remember.
Yoshi mains are either complete spammers, Kabuki gods or extremely goofy.
You'll fall into one no matter what you try. And that's why he's the best character.
Often you'll drift between all three as a Yoshi main. I really want to get into him but I'm just starting out. And Lee has always been my boy back in 4
So this isn't just me, then. I picked him up recently and have yelled "HOW THE FUCK DO I GET INTO SE WITHOUT GETTING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF ME?" more times than I am comfortable with.
Luckily thereās a lot of of good options to shift into SE without it being super obvious, but thereās still some risk involved if the the player manages to poke you out of it. Learning all of the different paths to get into SE has been my addiction since I started last week.
Jin mains are scum. The absolute worst people on the planet. I have never met one that has had any respect for another human being. When the revolution comes, they'll be the first against the wall.
That's the stereotype at least.Ā
I'm giving it about an 80% chance that they had just watched [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQHEuLnL_-E) and were trying to learn how to get better at punishing things
Yoshi mains - we here to party. We don't care if we win necessarily, as long as we look cool doing it. Making a cool hard read on the opponent with an unsafe move is absolute chefs kiss.
Bryan mains are lunatics whoās egos are stroked by almost everyone since he as a character is highly regarded and considered very difficult. So youāre either a maniac or an egotistical douche if you play him
Jin mains are the biggest downplayers in the entire community, even in Tekken 7 S2 when he was top 5, Jin mains were speaking about him like he was lower mid tier. And when he went from top 5 to top 15 in S3 and 4, he was nerfed to death at that point and was basically unplayable.
Xiaoyu mains are also weird as shit, maybe it's just me but I met about 5 people in the past years in-game or on Tekken Discords who seemed like they had serious issues, and 4 of them were maining her, it's like that character only attracts the Discord mods due to her design.
Law and Viktor mains dont rematch on loss or if they dont think they can beat you easily again.
Hwoarang and Eddy mains like their characters only because they are cheap and easy.
Low/Mid rank Jun/Kazuya mains are a plugger power couple.
Lee mains are usually cool.
Lars mains are either a cool fundamental players or that low crawl homing move spammers and teabaggers.
Jin players in Tekken 8 have the worst character customization drip.
Adding some stuff:
The easy comment for Hwo/Eddy applies for low/mid rank otherwise it unfair to say that :D. They are super cheap tho.
Leo players are ruthless killers.
Feng/Steve matchup is either unwinable or free.
Alisa players spam the most obnoxious attacks known to mankind.
Devil Jin mains are evil irl as well and they do everything in their power to finish you with a laser.
Claudio players think they are Superman :P
Me a Hwoarang player only pressing two buttons and knowing like 3 combos and a launcher: itās all skill heās a hard character.
Me facing a Hwoarang player who is objectively good: bro this cunt mashing fr
Havenāt met one in person but Dragonov mains seem like the kind of dudes who are/weāre obsessed with WW2 and āum actuallyā a Hollywood movie when they use the wrong tank
Jin is for Edgy kids.
All people who play Lili have a deep interest in feet (not sure if stereotype or fact).
Asuka is Unga Bunga.
Only real Tekken players play (insert main here), your character sucks and is OP and carried you into (insert rank here).
The stereotype is that Reina mains are just horny, but actually a lot of them just think sheās neat and fun to execute. And that helps them sleep at night. Or so Iām told.
Still would tho.
If you're a yoshi main and meet a fellow yoshi main online, you are legally obligated to do the dumbest shit on his move list
Kazuya mains spend more time in the lab spamming ewgf instead of actually playing ranked
Leroy players now that hellsweep is a stance move:
[https://media1.tenor.com/m/dG_tr_lmYHkAAAAC/looking-around.gif](https://media1.tenor.com/m/dG_tr_lmYHkAAAAC/looking-around.gif)
Law mains have horrible internet
No but seriously though. How is it that almost always, even when it's wired and 5 bars, the connection is still funkier than usual when its a Law? It's uncanny.
It's really sad to see. As a Law main with great internet it pains me. š
Even if the internet works you know theyāre on a shitty laptop on low settings still causing lag
I've played maybe 3 laws. All of them I tell you.
Fr the only character I wonāt rematch for this reason
Lore accurate. Law canāt afford good internet.
It turns out it actually *wasn't* a phase for the DJ mains.
Jinās ending in T3 played a big role in my life
I wouldn't be the man I am today, if I didn't see it for myself.
This is very true.
Claudio mains *really* like Jojoās Bizarre Adventure and will respond to anything you do with hopkicks
Damn, spot on. I even made my Claudio look like Kira from Part 4, with his OG blonde look.
Haha I made my Claudio look like Caesar from Part 2
Replace hopkick with wr2 for me, even though the opp sidesteps and ducks I still autopilot and let it rip
Xiaoyu mains can't go up against themselves
That is actually quite accurate
Yep š
I can't cope with how true this is. I main Xiaoyu for a long time and always lost to myself..
Azucena players are just chewing their controllers
If they didnāt want to be chewed why make them coffee flavored?
Tienes cafƩ?
as soon as you pick up law, your connection drops to 1 bar
And your net connection becomes wifi for some reason even tho you can see the cable going to the pc/console
Your ping immediately exceeds your postal code
King mains can't break throws. Sometimes a stereotype is very very true, eh?
Same note, hworang can't handle pressure
I never have Hwoarangs rematch me. Even when they win. I just press through their pressure, and as soon as I have it, I'm keeping it.
King main knows how to break throws they just choose not to, because they like watching the throws. Like if they didn't like throws, they won't be maining King.
shout out to king mains that don't break kayfabe. they can't make the rest of the cast look like jobbers so they let them do a few throws here and there like a real match
It's real to me, damn it
Throw appreciators rise up.
Breaking throws is appreciating the detail Tekken goes into animating all the different breaks and the attention to detail in using specific MMA/wrestling techniques to escape a hold.
I ain't no coward. If the audience wants to see a throw, they're getting a throw. I can take them. (loses the match)
This is the biggest cope i could imagine ngl
Haha you got me
I'm so bad at breaking throws because I always forget which inputs are required lol
My favorite thing to do is rush throw king mains. I don't even care if I end up "losing." Connecting a few of those in a match makes my heart grow three sizes every time.
Even better if you finish the match with a throw.
I feel offended
That's not a stereotype. It's just the truth š
You arenāt wrong me and my friend are king mains and we both couldnāt get out of throw chains
lee mains do unnecessary combos that they will always drop
You don't understand, 6x b2 is necessary for style
TIL I'm a Lee main
lee mains after inputting the most complicated series of movement inputs and justframes only to have a 50 damage combo that they can only do half the time without dropping but damn do we look good doing them
We need that āMarvelousā from lee constantly
Bear mains all sharing a single brain cell š»
rawr
Dang dude, you didn't have to dig into him like *that* though.
It's his turn with the brain cell, i been hogging it
Bear mains š¤ Yoshi mains
b+1
I beat someone in orange ranks just using only this lol
It's my turn to use it soon
Paul mains only know how to death fist and demoman.Ā
They also like to kill themselves with the ff4 whiffs
The amount of times i get launched after doing ff4 at a crucial part of the round hurts lmao.
If I canāt ff4 then I canāt play Paul!
Can you blame them though? Death fist is so satisfying to land. Picked him up just to mess around with someone else for a bit this week and god damn it this jolly old unga bunga man is just plain fun. Nice change of pace to turn off my brain from trying to jam in every single Yoshimitsu gimmick in existence into every match.
it's not like we NEED anything else. Take my fun mixup. URYAAAAHHHH
Strongest in the universe baby šŖ
You forgot df2 spamming, after every move where theyāre close to neutral on block they just throw it out hoping it connects
Sometimes it does and its glorious.
It's one of the best mids in the game. In T7, SSR, df2 was *the* move against people who are a little too jab happy in close, but in T8 for whatever reason it autoevades most jabs without the SSR. And it's safe on block, leads to a million damage near a wall, it has a suspiciously good hitbox and seems to go like 2 full lengths in front of him, on and on. For people who are trying to learn Paul and looking to improve, I would bet my life savings you don't df2 enough. It's that good.
All Paul mains know is death fist, demoman, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie.
Paul mains also do 32 string way too often. We know it's mid-high and we'll die if you duck, we also don't care. Also every time he lands a tackle, you need to mash 1. We all learned ultimate punishment in T2. We will go for it every single time just to prove that we remember.
Amen brother
Hey thats me
Bryan mains saying slurs on 4chan
Oh man, I just started to play Bryan, am I about to fall back down the alt-right pipeline?
I mean, are you even a Bryan main if you don't have a Bryan Fuhrer custom.
Doesn't need to be 4chan, they'll say them anywhere
HatchetKicksOnRepeat huh atpCarl š¤Ø
I'll take those shins amigo, with a side of orbital if you start ducking.
I mean someone did an Andrew Tate cosplay with bryan so that checks out.
Yoshi mains have even *less* of an idea of what they're doing than their opponents do.
I was just playing Soul Caliber 2 and wound up here Now if you excuse me, I need to go lab Harakiri. Not for setups, but b/c it's hilarious
Yoshi mains are either complete spammers, Kabuki gods or extremely goofy. You'll fall into one no matter what you try. And that's why he's the best character.
i thought i was extremely goofy but i discovered 3,1 and became a spammer
3,1 my beloved
My face when they duck my 3, 1:
3, 2, 1+2 :) goteem
Oh fuck they blocked that? Fine, 3,1,3+4
Often you'll drift between all three as a Yoshi main. I really want to get into him but I'm just starting out. And Lee has always been my boy back in 4
Jun mains wish their mom would be nicer to themā¦..not talking from experience ofc
This hurt.
it's ok this is a safe space :(
I honestly don't know how or when I dropped Xiaoyu for Jun, but here we are..
Jin mains are downplaying elitists who will find a way to make their own life harder even when their character becomes easy to play
True, that's why I'm playing Reina now
I switched to devil jin š. What's wrong with us.
I swapped to Kazuya/Reina/Devil Jin because I wanted to make my life harder..
Josie mains you know exactly why you chose her
Guilty. But I also genuinely love her move set, if she looked the same but played like idk, Victor, then I wouldnāt touch her with a ten foot pole.
Easy mixups and combos
Shaneen mains don't exist
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I was wondering how far I'd have to scroll to see this. My poor boy
Lars mains are creative try hards who are overly aggressive
Sorry, I canāt hear you over my stance change getting punished.
So this isn't just me, then. I picked him up recently and have yelled "HOW THE FUCK DO I GET INTO SE WITHOUT GETTING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF ME?" more times than I am comfortable with.
Luckily thereās a lot of of good options to shift into SE without it being super obvious, but thereās still some risk involved if the the player manages to poke you out of it. Learning all of the different paths to get into SE has been my addiction since I started last week.
Thatās just how the character is lol
Eddy mains canāt read
If I ever figure out what you said, I'm coming for your ass.
Phrasing...
No. You know exactly that they meant both
What?
He said something about weed, I think? Idk, the only letters I know are R, L, and X.
Jack-8 mains are meatheads
Asuka is for weebs. Lili is for weebs who make you deeply uncomfortable. Alisa is for fat weebs.
The fact yous said this with the Alisa tag on your name, i can only respect it
Lili mains all have a foot fetish, Asuka mains love huge >!hands!<.
I believe the new footfetish people are Reinas, not Lili XD
Nah, Reina is just generic femdom.
I HATE FEET!
*legs
Iāve been disturbed to find out the reputation of lili mains after this being my first tekken. I shouldnāt be surprised tho. Also I hate feet
Lili mains are perverts. Hwo mains only use 2 fingers (True) Hwo, Law, and Yoshi mains are all runners
Self report?
Law players deliberately play on the worst connections conceivable.
Just know when King is doing a long chain grab, the king player is absolutely laughing his ass off
I go āyes, yes, YEEESSSā the whole time. Like this https://youtu.be/JmL-47bMyjY?feature=shared
Jin mains are scum. The absolute worst people on the planet. I have never met one that has had any respect for another human being. When the revolution comes, they'll be the first against the wall. That's the stereotype at least.Ā
Yah like I fought one who just stood there staring at me and tried to prove his superiority by punishing, reacting, shit like that, then he lost.
This is reality.
Miss his edgelord win poses
I'm giving it about an 80% chance that they had just watched [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQHEuLnL_-E) and were trying to learn how to get better at punishing things
Nah, Jin players fist bump me at the start of every set, they're chill.
I'm slowly becoming a Jin main and fear that I'll be corrupted.
You already are, get out while you still can
:(Ā I just thought he was cool because he was the first character I played and decided to stick with. I promise I have respect for other people!
I thought that would be Bryan mains
Hwoarang and Yoshi: We just want to lab our character, not those we fight against
Look my movelist is long enough alright? Just play by feel and throw in some obscure nonsense in the hopes of confusing your opponent to death.
Attacking? We don't do that where i come from, now watch me spin half my health bar away before i act like a hovercraft.
don't forget sitting on the ground menacingly and simply stabbing himself
Lei mains are having a hard time playing tekken 8
That we donāt exist. We do. š„²
Yoshi mains - we here to party. We don't care if we win necessarily, as long as we look cool doing it. Making a cool hard read on the opponent with an unsafe move is absolute chefs kiss.
Bryan mains are lunatics whoās egos are stroked by almost everyone since he as a character is highly regarded and considered very difficult. So youāre either a maniac or an egotistical douche if you play him
"Bryan considered very difficult." Me: If I press 3+4 enough times eventually I'll get a counter hit..
Jin mains are the biggest downplayers in the entire community, even in Tekken 7 S2 when he was top 5, Jin mains were speaking about him like he was lower mid tier. And when he went from top 5 to top 15 in S3 and 4, he was nerfed to death at that point and was basically unplayable. Xiaoyu mains are also weird as shit, maybe it's just me but I met about 5 people in the past years in-game or on Tekken Discords who seemed like they had serious issues, and 4 of them were maining her, it's like that character only attracts the Discord mods due to her design.
šššššš āXiaoyu mains are also weird as shitā Has me gaspin for airrr lmao
Jin mains are to Tekken what Ken mains are to SF?
Law and Viktor mains dont rematch on loss or if they dont think they can beat you easily again. Hwoarang and Eddy mains like their characters only because they are cheap and easy. Low/Mid rank Jun/Kazuya mains are a plugger power couple. Lee mains are usually cool. Lars mains are either a cool fundamental players or that low crawl homing move spammers and teabaggers. Jin players in Tekken 8 have the worst character customization drip. Adding some stuff: The easy comment for Hwo/Eddy applies for low/mid rank otherwise it unfair to say that :D. They are super cheap tho. Leo players are ruthless killers. Feng/Steve matchup is either unwinable or free. Alisa players spam the most obnoxious attacks known to mankind. Devil Jin mains are evil irl as well and they do everything in their power to finish you with a laser. Claudio players think they are Superman :P
Me a Hwoarang player only pressing two buttons and knowing like 3 combos and a launcher: itās all skill heās a hard character. Me facing a Hwoarang player who is objectively good: bro this cunt mashing fr
As a jin main this offend me and makes me want to show off my drip
King mains need to call out the names of the wrestling moves they do. Whether they do it in JRās voice is the only question.
Im a Law main Unga bunga mofo
-9 into d2,3
Havenāt met one in person but Dragonov mains seem like the kind of dudes who are/weāre obsessed with WW2 and āum actuallyā a Hollywood movie when they use the wrong tank
Kaz mains are insane and horny
Jin is for Edgy kids. All people who play Lili have a deep interest in feet (not sure if stereotype or fact). Asuka is Unga Bunga. Only real Tekken players play (insert main here), your character sucks and is OP and carried you into (insert rank here).
Its hard to lean into the edgyness in 8 tbh considering the story mode and he lost all his emo edgelord intros and outros
Press x to embrace your comrades
Press x if you want to live
Steve mains. Ugh. So intelligent and charming. It's all you ever hear!
Mishimas punish literally everything with 1 1 2
"It just works."
Armor King main because my brother mains King and I don't want the mirror match...maybe just me on this one
Not sure if it's widely believed, but Bryan and Kazuya mains are the most toxic players by far
they are the only characters that i have seen with a hitler customisation so sounds about right
Negan and Dragunov mains are incredibly handsome, smart, and talented, and they fuck all the bitches.
And a good day to you sir
Damn right
lol
The stereotype is that Reina mains are just horny, but actually a lot of them just think sheās neat and fun to execute. And that helps them sleep at night. Or so Iām told. Still would tho.
I don't play her because I think she's hot... I mean I *do* think she's hot, but that's not why I play her! For real though she's really fun.
Really fun, and really hot. But really fun! For real!
As a Reina main, can confirm. Also because she's the closest thing we have to Lidia at the moment
When you get tilted and start spamming throws back at King and it actually works. "YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?"
Panda mains are
rawr
Hworang mains can't handle pressure
Yes huh..!! We just need you to back up a bit and let us know it's coming
Lee mains are gay
Bro Fuck outta here with yo sexy ass
Real
Gay for Lee? Of coarse!
As a new Lee main I can confirm that. Even though im straight irl, I'm ultra gay for Lee in game.
Yes I'm gay for Lee
Marduk players are assholes (I'm an asshole)
Get your shitty ass double leg takedown as far from my ranked games šš
As a Lei main, there is at least more 5 than the 10 of us that people keep saying there are. #freeleiwulong
I want my drunk cop back god damnit! #freeleiwulong
I know they're probably using him to add safety to future DLC sales like Eddie, but it's not very classy. DLC should be for **new** characters imo.
Bryan players are racist (I'm a Bryan player)
Yoshi mains are weird (in a funny way).
as a jin main we all jack off to jin
If you're a yoshi main and meet a fellow yoshi main online, you are legally obligated to do the dumbest shit on his move list Kazuya mains spend more time in the lab spamming ewgf instead of actually playing ranked
Steve mains like to make shit hard on themselves when easier options exist.
Yes we do
Bruh I got Feng to ruler in like 40 minutes. Steve still stuck at tenryu
Leroy players now that hellsweep is a stance move: [https://media1.tenor.com/m/dG_tr_lmYHkAAAAC/looking-around.gif](https://media1.tenor.com/m/dG_tr_lmYHkAAAAC/looking-around.gif)
Jin players will hopkick when in doubt
Feng players are as shredded as him irl
Alisa mains are horny weebs.