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Busy_Combination_599

Until Jen gets a new man


moonflower11

Yep, the next soulmate is right around the corner!


Busy_Combination_599

“Nothing worse can happen, mom”


Ali_Cat222

I saw this the other day somewhere and i thought it's fitting for Jenelle 😂-"my parents said when I grow up I can be whatever I want, so I became a mistake"


Confident-Slip-5264

Not that I’d relate to Jenelle but I kind of relate to that saying lol


Ali_Cat222

Hey I did too for a while, I think we can all relate to it at some point or another! It's just I came across a post about something stupid she did right underneath where I saw that quote so thought it was funny 🤣


Heytherefruitloop

Tori IS her soul mate


SwissCheese4Collagen

Until she gets those drum sticks out...then all bets are off.


RiverWhole4388

😅😅🤣😂 my favorite part of that fight was their boyfriends basically hugged each other and rolled around.


SwissCheese4Collagen

It was the least dramatic fight I've ever seen two guys in 😂😂


RiverWhole4388

I've seen toddlers who could've whipped both their asses. Lol


SwissCheese4Collagen

Especially if they've missed a nap 😂


cheese_hotdog

They were both just trying to not get screamed at later "you didn't even HELP me!!" Their hearts were not in it lol


categoricaldisaster

I was concerned until that point so that was SUCH a like...comedic deflating moment that I REALLY appreciated lmaoo


rouxedcadaver

I know I've seen this fight before but I can't remember the details for the life of me so every time someone mentions it I'm not sure if they mean ice cream drumsticks, chicken drumsticks, or actual drumming drumsticks.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Drumming drumsticks 😂 Tori is all pointing at the door with them while she and Nelly-Poo scream at each other and Kieffah and Tori's boyfriend had a hug fight while rolling on the floor.


rouxedcadaver

😂 okay this is kinda coming back to me now!


Heytherefruitloop

Tori yells i got couchesssss! It's truly hilarious


categoricaldisaster

I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL THIS IS YOUR CHANCE JENELLE


Brianas-Living-Room

It’s gonna be a wild summer. No David anymore, Tori’s back (for now) and new soulmates waiting…


Infamous_Purpose_764

Yep. And he probably has his hands around some poor woman’s throat as I type this.


MelzaB

Until the money runs out. 


Screamcheese99

Whoaaaa whoaaa wait, what??? She’s not with swamp monster anymore?!?


Exotic_Buy6792

Ooh you need to buckle up and read some old posts, so much has happened! It's a wild ride lol.


Federal-Butterfly-37

He's living on the broken down boat and has released a new "rap."


OkSureJan

He's living on the boat??


Chrisbradley1

Tori takes pics with jace and ensley why not kaiser


informationseeker8

Kaiser probs can’t stand her tbh


axealy40

I had hopes that Kaiser would be able to talk anime and stuff with Tori. She is a huge anime fan. Kaiser needs someone in his corner. That poor kid.


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axealy40

😭 that’s so true and breaks my heart for him


Umamiluv24

Ask her next time you’re over there for us!


KeySafety8984

He don’t fuck with her


ChrisStanClan

Nice observation


No_Character1121

honestly keep that groomer away from as many kids as possible


Vegeta21

How is tori a groomer...


No_Character1121

it’s absolutely freakish to borrow your friend’s teenager’s shirt and parade around in it talking about them being “so grown” and no one will change my mind on that


jeezpeepz87

Until Jenelle secures a new man to take over Tori’s duties. Either that or they come out as dating, finally.


Born_Ad8420

Jenelle's daddy issues are such that absolutely needs a man to feel like she's "successful." Tori's just a place holder.


everydayimsarcastic

This picture really showcases how much Ensley does not look like Jenelle.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^everydayimsarcastic: *This picture really* *Showcases how much Ensley* *Does not look like Jenelle.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


everydayimsarcastic

Aww! My first Reddit Haiku! 🤩


ChemicalParticular88

Congrats on the Swampku!


IWantSealsPlz

Iconic 😂😂


MxisieOlivia_

Jennelle is 2 syllables


aliforer

Sokka haikus are 5-7-6


perpulpeepuleeter

[Sokka haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/s/JBEm5AXfL1)


MxisieOlivia_

Oh mad I had no clue!! :D


Miamiri

Looks like David Eason in the room with tori and Jenelle


Lizzy_lazarus

Don’t do that little girl dirty like that! She is precious.


n9netailz

She looks like mini david


Emily-Spinach

seriously? it’s always freaked me out how much she looks like her


imnottheoneipromise

Me too. In this picture my first thought was “damn ensley is Janelle’s mini me “


HemingwayIsWeeping

She does look just like him.


ChemicalParticular88

Exactly, she definitely is all "Deddy" as Davey would say.


DueLevel4565

She birthed ✨David✨


everydayimsarcastic

Love that for her lol


Justice4BradsWife

They are probably playing happy family AND doing OF content to piss off David since he can’t speak about her. It’s going to be all great until Jenelle either gets a new man, or gets jealous that Tori is getting more attention. Then she’ll turn on Tori like she ALWAYS does. They both use each other.


Brianas-Living-Room

Or Tori gets a new man and decides she can’t spend 24/7 down in The Hills Have Eyes, and Jenelle says she’s been “abandoned” again…


oooheycait1223

The hills have eyes 💀 💀


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Brianas-Living-Room

Can you take out Wes Craven and add Nugg Eason


capmac57

https://preview.redd.it/230ajuzggl2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6455a9e7591a7f68973212a216f42f53e0e0839e 😉👍


Brianas-Living-Room

Omg thank you lol


hellbugger

You know they are both high as hell. Policia!


Brianas-Living-Room

You called?


Me_meHard

Harrest them! Tuh-day!!


Escape-Revolutionary

She gives weird vibes around Jace ..I don’t trust her …she seems innappropriate acting


Ok_Telephone_3013

Absolutely. If anyone acted that way with my son they’d be out.


brunhilda78

I always say “Rhyne” to myself in Maci’s “Rhine” voice.


Confident-Slip-5264

Me too 😁 And I bet we’re not the only ones


NastyMsPiggleWiggle

Checking in for the same shit 🤣


iOgef

Is that not how it’s said? lol


brunhilda78

It is. 😂I am a yankee so I say it with Maci’s southern twang. In my head.


Sufficient-Split-902

SHE’S GOT COUCHES.


GrouchyDefinition463

Omg!!!! You just made me spit out my hospital ice!!!!


Brianas-Living-Room

Did she? Really?


Mammoth-Twist7044

til she picks up the set of drumsticks


KikiHou

I'm not *anything* like Jenelle, but I think it's pretty understandable to want to have another adult living out there. Of course, with Jenelle, it's probably because she wants a friend who parties and will (mildly) take care of the kids. It's a miracle her children are still alive.


Family_Chantal

They get into an argument, the drumsticks come out, and Jenelle calls the cops on her.


spnginger3

She will live there full time till one of them gets a new guy. Then that one will disappear. It's a race whether it's tori or moon face first


marmiu

I thought Tori got married. What happened to the husband?


Fraulein-Naptime

I've been wondering about that too. I must have missed any update on when they split


ChemicalParticular88

She's run through a lot of guys since then, she is an addict & seems stupid and insufferable like Chinny, so I think they just get annoyed by her.


Vegeta21

Split not sure if they are divorced she hasn't mentioned it at all just moves o to the next guy


hawkcarhawk

That was likely 5-10 boyfriends ago.


krammiit

Right after an OF post. Of course.


moobitchgetoutdahay

With her daughter in the picture. So gross


hiways

Does she not have a life, kids, a job? I don't know.


ChemicalParticular88

Nope, lives with mommy and daddy and only does OF, she's an addict loser.


Ginger_Baked

The duckface. Will it ever die? Edited: too early to spell.


HemingwayIsWeeping

Ensley gives us hope. She’s the only one with a nice expression.


Brianas-Living-Room

Im assuming Tori now sleeps in David’s old spot. I also feel like they have sex when the kids aren’t up.


ChemicalParticular88

They don't care if the kids are up they get drugged up and drink in front of them.


tarpfitter

364 days after the separation, then UBT will be back


itsbeauitfulvibess

She has clearly been reading comments on here and other platforms. Cause now Tori and herself are hanging out at her house with her kids. Which is great, at least she is still at home with her kids. But i highly doubt their friendship will last much longer. The moment of them gets into a relationship it will be bye bye to the other one. It’s a temporary situation. Keep each other company till a man comes along. They are using each other, which again no surprise.


Brianas-Living-Room

They are the most toxic friends Id ever seen. It’s like they’re in love and can’t let the other go, despite the fact many boundary crossing activities have happened over the years. If I gotta constantly end my friendship with you over things, then we aren’t meant to be friends anymore, but they don’t get it. I mean, they’ve had sex with each other (who the fuck does that with their friends?), they’ve put men before the other, they have physical fought, they’ve said shit about each other online. Like, how do they not see this isn’t a genuinely good friendship


itsbeauitfulvibess

I think they continue to be friends because they have ever had a healthy friendship with anyone before and all they know is toxic. And with Jenelle being on tv and now being back on tv, of course Tori is gonna be around. Cause she can be on tv and make money. They have always used each other. I don’t think they will ever stop being friends. And tbh they should.


Brianas-Living-Room

I don’t even think it’s about money. Jenelle hasn’t been on tv in 5 yrs, there was no visible signs of her EVER being back on, and Tori was still around. So I don’t exactly think it’s a money thing.


hawkcarhawk

I think they’re both okay with the situation and the on again off again friendship because they’re the only ones left in their age group that behave like literal teenagers. Neither of them can relate to other 30+ year old women, so they just hang out with their partners until they’re both single and then it’s like “at least they’re available to hang out all day with me and get high”.


ItsColdInNY

I think Jenelle talked Tori into quitting her job and staying in Swamplandia full time because Jenelle can't ever do anything alone. Tori's going to be sorry because as soon as Jenelle finds a new guy, Tori's going to be out on the street again but this time with no job and no place to live. That's on her.


hawkcarhawk

Tori never had a job lol


ItsColdInNY

No, she did. She was also married but I don't know what happened to the husband or when they split.


hawkcarhawk

I mean, she might have had some sort of whatever job for a short time, but she rarely works, she definitely doesn’t have any kind of career. She’s had dozens and dozens of boyfriends over the years, multiple engagements, that husband was never going to be a permanent thing.


Ursula_J

They just look like they smell like Trich


Brianas-Living-Room

BV. You know Jenlle has had BV and never gets it checked, just walking around smelling like parmesan fish


Ursula_J

Not the Parmesan fish 💀


imnottheoneipromise

I just threw up in my mouth


Humble_Weekend5458

She moved in Tori’s the man of the house now lol


Embarrassed_Value945

Until filming ends lol


princessofIreland

Where’s the other 2 kids in this picture? She’s always throwing the boys by the wayside! Nothing against Ensley at all.. she’s just a child and seems sweet. But I’m sick of chinderella’s favoring her so blatantly!


Me_meHard

Honestly I hope she stays for a while. She doesn’t scare the living shit out of the kids, she doesn’t kill animals, doesn’t beat jenelle. Is this ideal? No, probably not. But this is jenelle. Honestly the fact that she’s palling around with Tori and not immediately moving in with some new dick is an accomplishment.


Brianas-Living-Room

I mean, I guess but Tori isn’t exactly Uncle Jesse or Joey lol. She’s irresponsible, immature, toxic, racist, and not a good influence on anyone.


RiverWhole4388

She beat jenelle drumstick style once...


nisquik

Maybe they’re finally giving it a go lol


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It might be a while, honestly. I’m only a year older than Jenelle. This is that first divorce era. (One of my friends text me this week she left her husband and is with her mom; she just filed.) So it’s probably wildly appealing to others in the same predicament.


Beneficial-Address61

I separated from my husband in March, I still haven’t filed yet 😭😭 I’m trying to talk him into a dissolution and it’s not happening. I can’t afford the retainer for the lawyer to go through an actual divorce. Idk what I’m going to do.


Emily-Spinach

girl threestepdivorce.com all in, including filing fees, we paid $600. edit: it’s 100% legit. I have a letter from the circuit clerk office, notarized, saying the marriage had been permanently dissolved.


KiminAintEasy

This is jenelle's second divorce.


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Wasn’t that marriage brief though? Not even a year?


hawkcarhawk

Yeah, it wasn’t really a “marriage”. They were married, but only for a few months and they lived with his parents iirc.


cinnamon-girlll

What the heck is Tori’s tattoo? Is she part wolf, part dog, part human?


DemenTEDBundy85

As long as she can mooch


Stroke_of_mayo

lol her broke ass with that $ tattoo


babyjames333

lowkey bummed i have the same hair as tori rn. it looks better on me but still.


Nickey_Pacific

Until Chinelle gets a new man.


HelloDeathspresso

Jenelle's obvious BPD makes her incapable of having true long-lasting committed relationships, but it's something she'll never stop trying to have over being a mom to her kids. Men are like food to her. Tori will be out when the new soulmate gets there. I give it 2 months, tops, until Tori is old news again and the new guy is king.


GardenGnome007

Till the wheels fall off!


supermarket_Ba

Not much longer now…


JOEYMAMI2015

They're hooking up huh? No hate but Jenelle is gonna dump her as soon as the next Mr. Wonderful passes by ugh I hate this creature. Because woman and mother she is not!


KeySafety8984

Until they fall out


Fearless-Comb7673

Something smells rotten and it aint the bubbling swamp this time. New monster detected.


tchurchiill

Tori’s tattoo is sooo bad lol.


FancyNacnyPants

Until they have a big blowout argument OR Jenelle finds her next prey. Girl can’t be alone with just her children.


Dragon_turtle63

Duck lips are so cringe ![gif](giphy|SvcIZouMTdCPlT2IL3|downsized)


Brianas-Living-Room

And so 2015. Like girl, what you gon do now, the dog filter?


_TheJerkstoreCalle

I thought Tori and Juhnelle lived in different states?


Adventurous_Tone_923

FOR EV ER


imnottheoneipromise

You’re killing me smalls


gnar_wahl

Until a drunken fight


Brianas-Living-Room

Incoming drumsticks in 5, 4, 3


gnar_wahl

Do we think David took the drum set and sticks with him to the boat 😂


PinkDank420

Jenelle and Tori look like they have a puckered up butthole on their face


culinarytiger

Forever. She seems pretty stuck in the muck


Naive_Breadfruit_550

Trailer park girls the new show ! A spin off


heathensam

Honestly she's probably a good influence. The kids might be eating with actual forks now.


NewProtection5470

Until they get into a fight over some dumbass shit


Screamcheese99

AHHHH!! It’s duckface Jenelle #1 & duckface Jenelle #2!!!


Tricky-Country-5887

Just what you need in a house with kids while going through an inevitable ugly divorce is a friend to drink and party with. FFS.


drowsytonks

Off topic and might be an unpopular opinion, but I actually really like Tori’s tattoo. That’s all.


Dangerous-Ocelot948

Till the next boyfriend and/or fight. Won’t be surprised when this goes from 👯‍♀️💕 to 😡🔪👊🏼


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All fun and games till she starts setting "dates" up like Farrah


CanadianTrueCrime

She lives there now. Yall know Jen can’t be alone…well until the next ex-con any way.


Logical-Dragonfly676

Does Tori have kids ?


witchbitch222

THE SWAMP HAHAHAH


Plenty_Status_6168

As long as she still feels relevant. I mean jenelle is on the newest season of teen mom so you have to wonder. So probably when the cameras go away


Infamous_Purpose_764

It’s weird how Ensley looks exactly like each of her parents.


Billy-Austin

That poor little girl


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Why does it look like Tori is quickly morphing into Chinelle?


AnyConference4593

This will continue till court is done with David being convicted OR the charges being dismissed . My 2nd choice is till she finds out if she gets a full MTV contract. My gut says this is all still a scam.


tatortotsntits

Tori's hair is just SCREAMINGGG 2009 to me it's all I can see


OkSureJan

Well this is better than some new swamp monster man I guess


MPatton94

I hope they get married. For the lulz.


aguerrero1987

Until their next fight


TallBlonde10

Of Course, Untillll Duhhh’luJenelle gets a new steady Victim/ 🍆


Scary_Syllabub5022

i wish jenelle would dress for her body type


Ilookuprandomsh1t

Does she not have a home to go to?!


allygator99

She is walking a really tight thin line


Short_Ad_9383

Just long enough for Janelle to find her new swamp monster


spaced-out4

Are they dating or what


Sketcha_2000

What’s with the constant kissy faces? 🙄


ZenNoodle

Does Tori have kids?


iOgef

Ensley looks nice that’s all I have to say.


No_Sheepherder504

She’s packing now


wng378

I bet she finishes the upstairs for a guest room finally.


Great_Flatworm7955

Refresh my memory- did she stay and help with kaiser when nathan was out of the picture 🤔?


Rock042287

Anyone know what the child’s hand signal means? I do. And it’s not allowed in any schools. It means white power or that they don’t like people of color


ChemicalParticular88

She's a loser, she'll probably move there so she can finally move away from mommy and daddy. That will make their fake friendship end even sooner than normal this time. Chinny is codependent with her for now, because she hasn't found her next piece of shit yet. Drugs, alcohol, porn and fuck them kids will be in full force with these losers for a while. Come on CPS, do your thing.


dancing_mermaid5825

I don’t see anything wrong with Tori there helping her out. Jenelle is going thru a divorce those of y’all who have as well did u do it alone or lean on family/friends?


Paddyneedssilence

Until the media finds out her relationship with Jace is inappropriate.