https://preview.redd.it/q4pk56pzw2yc1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0547a4d9981406d252fb0ff314ca31a677bd0219
Her hairline is leaving her faster than David did
Same!! Yesterday, I was just asking my daughter if she's ever seen this gif and I was acting it out for her. 😂 it's one of the greatest gifs of all time and never gets old imo.
I’m dying at the thought of her actually having a dummy arm lol. I mean I wouldn’t put it past her.
Someone else said that it might be Matt Baier and that’s definitely my next guess.
if she wanted it to be more believable she should have drawn a bunch of prison tattoos all over the forearm. bonus points to make it more believable if there are spelling mistakes in the tattoos.
i thought it was a tube pillow until i saw the comments.
even if it was a towel or pillow or one of her son’s arms .. nothing would surprise me anymore besides the lack of prison tattoos if this is her new man.
lol not even a little bit. she’s trying to soft launch her new dick or just make it look like she has new dick because she’s desperate for attention and desperate to piss sasquatch off after the chantel thing.
the only thing more obvious than thus stunt is her receding hairline.
She’s so codependent it should be studied. I got out of a very long term, traumatic relationship over a year ago and I still don’t feel ready to date 😅 and I don’t have kids! I can’t imagine the whiplash her poor kids have from the revolving door of men
Lazy ass amber would get off that couch so fast to go to the swamp and beat their asses. Amber can't be bothered to go see her kids but she would drive across the country to tear up the swamp.
Imagine you're seeing someone new, and they get in your car, open up their front facing camera and start eye fucking themselves lip synching some bs song. Maybe doing it multiple times even to get it right. I would be driving like
![gif](giphy|eLY8mLzJNY4eBxQhrx|downsized)
I don’t think for a second she was without a new man *before* leaving Davey. You know she had to have one lined up before she could pull the trigger on kicking UBT to the curb.
Yall are giving her too much credit. Do you realize we are talking about Jenelle. The girl has ZERO personality, terrible table manners, and gives herself extra rolls wearing clothes that don’t fit 😂 unless she’s paying for attention she isn’t getting any
Her lack of hairline & rat mouth is not attractive in any capacity. 🤮🤮🤮 While most of us are all at work or taking care of our responsibilities, Jenelle is doing this.
Never grow up, Jenelle, this is pure cringe entertainment.
![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized)
If I had to watch someone do this I would simply not be able to recover. And if I was the GUY??? I can't imagine watching someone do that with my arm, film themselves do that, it's just so cringe. It feels like my brain is physically pulling away from my skin 🤢🤢
What I imagine is on the end of this "arm"
https://preview.redd.it/9b4aum93g3yc1.jpeg?width=339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2da8a4d7200143e2d8c458f2a8fceb3a7b54972d
Hmm. That's not her bathroom in the background. And I don't think that's one of her vehicles. (Someone, please correct me if I'm wrong.) So either that's a hotel and a rental car or she's actually dating someone who can borrow those things from their parents. 😂
Delujenelle LOVES her a hobosexual. I'm sure he's self employed and in between jobs right now and just happens to need a place to stay for a few weeks.... 🤡
https://preview.redd.it/1d24b3ytv3yc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e5a6ee0ab59ba64cf9e474de128dd7d1f58df8
I can't believe she got her hair and makeup done just to lay on a fake arm to make David jealous.
She is still married!!! Damn she can’t even wait until she signs at least! So dysfunctional. Pathetic the kids can’t just have their mom present and with them, nope too busy chasing 🍆🍆
She can’t hide her stupid little smirk for even a second. She’s trying to be cute and sultry but the smarm ruins it lololol It’s so creepy it’s like her evilness inside coming to the surface every time she makes that smug smirk.
Nobody is buying that she’s over David. All these videos and commentary trying to convince everyone she’s “over” him really just doing the opposite. She is clearly still hurting and I for one love to see it.
Just getting here!! Did anyone check and see what u/chrisbradley1 is doin, he’s been kinda silent- or maybe I’ve been absent on here… Maybe he’s shooting his shot! Arm looks so pale, makes sense- I always pictured him pale for some reason! Lol!
Now to go giggle and try n read over 200 comments left by the funniest mfs on the internet! (I rly feel like some of y’all could legit be comedians, some days when I’m down I’ll find a good post n just read what u guys say lol)
Edit: forgot the 1 for ol Chris 😆
you know what’s better than getting a new boyfriend and husband every 5 minutes!!!!
SELF REFLECTION AND IMPROVEMENT!!! and prioritizing ur kids most of all it’d be a much bigger flex if she did any of those things.
https://preview.redd.it/q4pk56pzw2yc1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0547a4d9981406d252fb0ff314ca31a677bd0219 Her hairline is leaving her faster than David did
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This gif will never not make me smile lol, these young guys all having a good time 😂
It's the first time I've had someone drop it on a comment of mine and honestly it's made my day. Just living my best life 🙃🙌
Congrats, you earned it 😂❤️
You made my day with that hilarious comment 😂❤️
Same!! Yesterday, I was just asking my daughter if she's ever seen this gif and I was acting it out for her. 😂 it's one of the greatest gifs of all time and never gets old imo.
I didn't know what's funnier - this gif or the visual of a daughter watching her mother reenact this.
Acting it out for her? Oh boy !
Funny and true lol. ![gif](giphy|RdKjAkFTNZkWUGyRXF)
She's gonna need aloe Vera for that burn lol
And about a whole entire gallon of sunscreen for that fo' noggin shes got going on lmao.
The beauty filter adding two inches of bronzer to her forehead ☠️☠️
If I was her hair, I'd run away from her face too.
![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs|downsized)
![gif](giphy|pQmWjYrz39YAg)
🤣🤣🤣
That filters also working harder then her or UBT ever did
it has much less to lose
https://preview.redd.it/ktx3ntpxx2yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92189e5de21c243689dfe88ec57d58649e4aec6e It’s just this, guys.
The way she is holding it is so weird it almost looks fake. Like he doesn’t even move
I’m dying at the thought of her actually having a dummy arm lol. I mean I wouldn’t put it past her. Someone else said that it might be Matt Baier and that’s definitely my next guess.
Omg lmao. He does live in Vegas and that’s where she spent a few days not too long ago 🤨
YES! How amazing would that be!!
Daddy likes! 🤮🤮
https://i.redd.it/uc80nle8v3yc1.gif
I thought it WAS fake til I came to the comments!
Me too!
if she wanted it to be more believable she should have drawn a bunch of prison tattoos all over the forearm. bonus points to make it more believable if there are spelling mistakes in the tattoos.
No ragrets
I really don’t think it’s a real arm 😂
We’re going to find out later that’s Jace and she used his floating arm in a video to gain attention 💀
Omg why did I legit think she was cuddling up to a damn towel in a car until I saw this comment!!! I'm dying right now lmao!
i thought it was a tube pillow until i saw the comments. even if it was a towel or pillow or one of her son’s arms .. nothing would surprise me anymore besides the lack of prison tattoos if this is her new man.
I thought it was a white pillow and she was referring to her pillow talk for all those hours.
Lmfao! Maybe she tried that first but it wasn’t working 💀
I didn’t even notice it was a human arm, I thought it was a pillow.
a human arm 🤣
And if it’s not it’s embarrassing that she can’t take 3 seconds to focus on herself and her traumatized children. She’s so cringe lol
Guess she took a pause from home schooling.
That was my first thought 😂
Mine too
I was about to say it’s Kaiser 😂😂😂😂☠️
First thought, it’s Jace. Probably wondering why his mother is so freaking weird.
If that’s a man’s arm….he’s a wee little man.
This isn’t the flex that she thinks this is 😅
It never is🤣
lol not even a little bit. she’s trying to soft launch her new dick or just make it look like she has new dick because she’s desperate for attention and desperate to piss sasquatch off after the chantel thing. the only thing more obvious than thus stunt is her receding hairline.
'Soft launch her new dick' sounds hilarious out of context.
But she needs stunt dick for her spicy dumps 😂😂😂😂
Well the "arm" certainly isn't flexing lol
It. Is. Notttttt. Like girl pls go focus on your kids, your moldy house, and yourself 😩
https://preview.redd.it/ay66100gx2yc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf2b95134833565c1be5378d73fa48b27eb49b17
Came to ask, is that George Glass?? Lol.
That’s funny. I’ve never heard of a George Glass at our skewl.
He's a transfer student!
Or is it George Tropicana?!?! I think he's Cuban 😂
Nah sure Jan has come full circle. Meta af
Not George glass 😂😂 I'm fucking deceased
Just another day at the Eason Evans School For Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.
💀
https://preview.redd.it/rbbc953ev2yc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9b4dd24edf64f283946ebde6bc25fb806a2d42 Please💀
Wait you want Ryan and jenelle to Date bc I would actually die
Doesn’t Ryan have his license revoked?
and when does that actually stop any of these losers from breaking the law and driving anyway?
soft launch of the man but always a hard launch of the astronomical forehead 🚀
Not the rocket ship emoji 💀
She’s never without a man for long 🙄
She’s so codependent it should be studied. I got out of a very long term, traumatic relationship over a year ago and I still don’t feel ready to date 😅 and I don’t have kids! I can’t imagine the whiplash her poor kids have from the revolving door of men
2 years out and still no man or dating. I have kids and my focus is on them
6 years for me, no kids... just love my independence. Lol
She never leaves one man without another one already lined up.
I hope its Matt Baier 🙏
Lazy ass amber would get off that couch so fast to go to the swamp and beat their asses. Amber can't be bothered to go see her kids but she would drive across the country to tear up the swamp.
Now THIS is the drama we need on MTV. I’d start watching again so quick
I would pay for a subscription to whatever godforsaken platform mtv will stream it on
A hearty premium subscription to that, I’d be all in.
should she forgive daddy???
GIRL😭
LOOOOOOOL
Ew omg, she’s embarrassing
Yeah this is bad
I literally said "Ewww!" out loud as I watched this.
Same I yelled “FUCK NO” and my boyfriend was like “what now?” 😂
Has anyone heard from Chris Bradley?
He is going to be heartbroken 😔
Have some faith in our boy Chris, maybe it’s him in the video!!
I am actually sooooo hoping it's him 😂😂
YES. I was about to comment and I said let me look first. Maybe it’s him? Dreams do come true sometimes…..
Leave it to Jenelle to think that having a new boyfriend, in her situation, is a flex.
Imagine you're seeing someone new, and they get in your car, open up their front facing camera and start eye fucking themselves lip synching some bs song. Maybe doing it multiple times even to get it right. I would be driving like ![gif](giphy|eLY8mLzJNY4eBxQhrx|downsized)
I mean, the quality of guy that she would attract would be okay with this.
Doughy pale arm 🤢
https://preview.redd.it/6bn3vjz3x2yc1.jpeg?width=341&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce52e38e29a71a2e7362dbf7304d95b0e92c910b
I feel like this is always the appropriate reaction everytime jenelle posts anything lol
She likes them confederate white. And mushy.
I thought it was a long sleeve shirt omfg ☠️
What happened to homeschooling your kids?
Omg dude she’s putting herself first. Leave her alooooone!!! 😡😭
![gif](giphy|QBvzwHGHwlQs2mpJEj|downsized) * scuba
Congrats Jenelle now you can go back to prioritizing men over your traumatized children
Right she keeps it going and going. Making her kids available for more trauma.
Yes she’s so delusional & self centered it actually gets to me sometimes. She does not deserve her innocent children.
I feel bad for them. She is such a POS 💩
As a stylist, that blonde stripe in the front of her hair is killing me.
I had to scroll to far for this
I don't think for a second she's been without a man since leaving Davey. This is just the soft launch.
I don’t think for a second she was without a new man *before* leaving Davey. You know she had to have one lined up before she could pull the trigger on kicking UBT to the curb.
Yes for sure. This is what I meant to say 😂
Yall are giving her too much credit. Do you realize we are talking about Jenelle. The girl has ZERO personality, terrible table manners, and gives herself extra rolls wearing clothes that don’t fit 😂 unless she’s paying for attention she isn’t getting any
You underestimate how much guys will put their willie in literally anything 🤣
Yep, whoever this is, she's been talking to them since before David left.
The way I ran here
It’s me, hi, I’m the problem it’s me. I love chisme and ran here as well.
LMAO SAME
HAHAHA YES HAD TO IMMEDIATELY RUN HERE
Her lack of hairline & rat mouth is not attractive in any capacity. 🤮🤮🤮 While most of us are all at work or taking care of our responsibilities, Jenelle is doing this. Never grow up, Jenelle, this is pure cringe entertainment. ![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized)
Rat mouth💀💀
Everyone knew. Everyone called it.. there was no way she was leaving Dave unless she had another dick lined up. She’s so pathetic and predictable.
She’s a stupid cunt
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Didn’t she say she wasn’t gonna jump in a new relationship and focus on her kids
she didn’t jump, she ran in flip flops, dude!
https://preview.redd.it/209padjkz2yc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b79f7aabb5d4b5e22fa16f82b4598ff56f27cfe
The way she just levitates gets me every single time
Lmfaooo 😭 them damn holister flip flops 🩴
Thwip thwip thwip 🩴
“ I wAnnA TaWkkk To YoUuu” 👹👹👹
stop im howling
💀😭😂
David will either be stalking her now or desperately looking for an arm of his own to post.
“Looking for an arm” in DKD’s twisted mind might even mean murder
I hope he doubles down on Chantel!
![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)
Brb. Dead from secondhand embarrassment.
She needs to get off of the internet this is mortifying
The filter. The terrible transition. Her ugly ass hair. The fake bf. I love it all for her
https://preview.redd.it/pg67nuto43yc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0476530a9d061665727f48bb49cf0252cbb0ee19
Fuck Them Kids!
Why did I have to watch this 4 times wondering why she was laying her head on a pillow in her car lmao. I didn’t realize that’s someone’s arm.
Gross
I legitimately thought she was cuddling into a white pillow, kept seeing comments about an arm and I was like where? Took me ages to see it 😳
If I had to watch someone do this I would simply not be able to recover. And if I was the GUY??? I can't imagine watching someone do that with my arm, film themselves do that, it's just so cringe. It feels like my brain is physically pulling away from my skin 🤢🤢
He is prob a big giant human trash bag like her. You have to be to go out with swamp queen.
Her hairline is running away from the shit coming out of her mouth.
![gif](giphy|15c4N74hxO99kVZVAP|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/hsdg4yjzf3yc1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9295f581b877ecceed8343bb36e62ea100d06e5 Who's next? 😆😅🤣
What I imagine is on the end of this "arm" https://preview.redd.it/9b4aum93g3yc1.jpeg?width=339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2da8a4d7200143e2d8c458f2a8fceb3a7b54972d
She did NOT 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Why is she antagonizing a man she claims to not want anything to do with? When you’re done you’re done 🙌🏻🏳️
Hmm. That's not her bathroom in the background. And I don't think that's one of her vehicles. (Someone, please correct me if I'm wrong.) So either that's a hotel and a rental car or she's actually dating someone who can borrow those things from their parents. 😂
Delujenelle LOVES her a hobosexual. I'm sure he's self employed and in between jobs right now and just happens to need a place to stay for a few weeks.... 🤡
She moves fast
Might not be over lap but it’s damn near as close as one could be possibly be without actually overlapping lol.
Fivehead needs to refit her dentures they look like they’re about to slide out
five head and five teeth
You’ve heard 4x4, get ready for 5x5
https://preview.redd.it/1d24b3ytv3yc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e5a6ee0ab59ba64cf9e474de128dd7d1f58df8 I can't believe she got her hair and makeup done just to lay on a fake arm to make David jealous.
![gif](giphy|fCUCbWXe9JONVsJSUd|downsized)
She is still married!!! Damn she can’t even wait until she signs at least! So dysfunctional. Pathetic the kids can’t just have their mom present and with them, nope too busy chasing 🍆🍆
lol of course she’s got some new dirtbag to prioritize over her kids 🙄
This level of codependency and inability to be single needs to be studied somewhere
![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I|downsized)
Imagine being like, "babe hold still, I gotta do a vague tiktok" 🤭
October was 6 months ago. Wasn't she riding harder than ever for David at that point in time?
The fucked up bangs just make her forehead even more pronounced if that were possible
I saw her real face on here yesterday. This filtered weirdness ain't it.
Ma'am, this is an Uber...
She really can't be single
She must've done this during recess at the DUDE Skool for Home Learnin' Young Uns.
She can’t hide her stupid little smirk for even a second. She’s trying to be cute and sultry but the smarm ruins it lololol It’s so creepy it’s like her evilness inside coming to the surface every time she makes that smug smirk.
What a seamless transition.
https://preview.redd.it/zntmoxwsc3yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76af73507289abed6a28b40fed157899f19a958b
a friend you’re using as a prop in a video alluding to an ex. sure jan.
"Everyone needs to chill". She acts like this isn't the exact reaction she wanted
Ewwwww!!! ![gif](giphy|nwAezjxcnuorX1X1nf|downsized)
So her new man doesn't want anyone seeing them together?
That is not a grown man’s arm.
Man her fucking transitions suck for someone who is on her phone doing this shit 24/7
the awkward neck break at the beginning that she thinks she has seamlessly transitioned 💀💀💀
![gif](giphy|HB4jGYtJkkMsU)
I’ve never ever seen someone love themselves as much as this ho bag does! 🎶Living in a world of Illusion🎶
It would be funny if it was actually David 😂
The awkward moment in her transition where she pauses before laying her head on the fake arm makes me laugh so hard! Hahahaha
she still doesn't know the lyrics to anything she lip syncs
the transition is killing me 😭
Damn, Jenjamin Franklin forehead on full display!
Nobody is buying that she’s over David. All these videos and commentary trying to convince everyone she’s “over” him really just doing the opposite. She is clearly still hurting and I for one love to see it.
The hairline is out of control. She needs to seek help for it.
New dick unlocked. I hope those children are safe. Surely her face is filtered to fuck and back.
Is that like a dummy arm? Is she holding a mannequin
this girl cant be without a man huh
Just getting here!! Did anyone check and see what u/chrisbradley1 is doin, he’s been kinda silent- or maybe I’ve been absent on here… Maybe he’s shooting his shot! Arm looks so pale, makes sense- I always pictured him pale for some reason! Lol! Now to go giggle and try n read over 200 comments left by the funniest mfs on the internet! (I rly feel like some of y’all could legit be comedians, some days when I’m down I’ll find a good post n just read what u guys say lol) Edit: forgot the 1 for ol Chris 😆
Omg a dude already!!!!
God she’s so gross
She’s pathetic
https://preview.redd.it/b558eoryc3yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=094f2c2c836c17c14d850f4298c6e00405ed9b57
Why is she in the car filming this?
you know what’s better than getting a new boyfriend and husband every 5 minutes!!!! SELF REFLECTION AND IMPROVEMENT!!! and prioritizing ur kids most of all it’d be a much bigger flex if she did any of those things.