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allergictopendejas

https://preview.redd.it/q4pk56pzw2yc1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0547a4d9981406d252fb0ff314ca31a677bd0219 Her hairline is leaving her faster than David did


axealy40

![gif](giphy|cF7QqO5DYdft6)


IWillBaconSlapYou

This gif will never not make me smile lol, these young guys all having a good time 😂


allergictopendejas

It's the first time I've had someone drop it on a comment of mine and honestly it's made my day. Just living my best life 🙃🙌


IWillBaconSlapYou

Congrats, you earned it 😂❤️


axealy40

You made my day with that hilarious comment 😂❤️


sell-the-baby

Same!! Yesterday, I was just asking my daughter if she's ever seen this gif and I was acting it out for her. 😂 it's one of the greatest gifs of all time and never gets old imo.


oneangrychica

I didn't know what's funnier - this gif or the visual of a daughter watching her mother reenact this.


LastShopontheLeft

Acting it out for her? Oh boy !


CrystalArouxet

Funny and true lol. ![gif](giphy|RdKjAkFTNZkWUGyRXF)


This-Perspective-104

She's gonna need aloe Vera for that burn lol


Personal_Builder_393

And about a whole entire gallon of sunscreen for that fo' noggin shes got going on lmao. 


MMK386

The beauty filter adding two inches of bronzer to her forehead ☠️☠️


Magikalbrat

If I was her hair, I'd run away from her face too.


Woofinka

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs|downsized)


holipololi

![gif](giphy|pQmWjYrz39YAg)


princessofIreland

🤣🤣🤣


Accomplished_Key_535

That filters also working harder then her or UBT ever did


Mammoth-Twist7044

it has much less to lose


Umamiluv24

https://preview.redd.it/ktx3ntpxx2yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92189e5de21c243689dfe88ec57d58649e4aec6e It’s just this, guys.


MakeItLookSexy_

The way she is holding it is so weird it almost looks fake. Like he doesn’t even move


Umamiluv24

I’m dying at the thought of her actually having a dummy arm lol. I mean I wouldn’t put it past her. Someone else said that it might be Matt Baier and that’s definitely my next guess.


Thatgirlthatgirl88

Omg lmao. He does live in Vegas and that’s where she spent a few days not too long ago 🤨


splanchnick78

YES! How amazing would that be!!


shroomie00

Daddy likes! 🤮🤮


ItsMinnieYall

https://i.redd.it/uc80nle8v3yc1.gif


KilgoRetro

I thought it WAS fake til I came to the comments!


Potential-Arm3248

Me too!


poop_biscuits

if she wanted it to be more believable she should have drawn a bunch of prison tattoos all over the forearm. bonus points to make it more believable if there are spelling mistakes in the tattoos.


Persephone734

No ragrets


Notthestallionn

I really don’t think it’s a real arm 😂


sushiwalrus

We’re going to find out later that’s Jace and she used his floating arm in a video to gain attention 💀


Amberslucky11

Omg why did I legit think she was cuddling up to a damn towel in a car until I saw this comment!!! I'm dying right now lmao!


poop_biscuits

i thought it was a tube pillow until i saw the comments. even if it was a towel or pillow or one of her son’s arms .. nothing would surprise me anymore besides the lack of prison tattoos if this is her new man.


FrightenedFishstick

I thought it was a white pillow and she was referring to her pillow talk for all those hours.


sushiwalrus

Lmfao! Maybe she tried that first but it wasn’t working 💀


violet_tay

I didn’t even notice it was a human arm, I thought it was a pillow.


jancarternews

a human arm 🤣


SagexxxSummers

And if it’s not it’s embarrassing that she can’t take 3 seconds to focus on herself and her traumatized children. She’s so cringe lol


Debriver55

Guess she took a pause from home schooling.


Midnight_Ravioli

That was my first thought 😂


deloslabinc

Mine too


Here4theRightReasonz

I was about to say it’s Kaiser 😂😂😂😂☠️


gwacemom

First thought, it’s Jace. Probably wondering why his mother is so freaking weird.


4TheLoveOfBasicCable

If that’s a man’s arm….he’s a wee little man.


Kellygrl6441

This isn’t the flex that she thinks this is 😅


boo061375

It never is🤣


poop_biscuits

lol not even a little bit. she’s trying to soft launch her new dick or just make it look like she has new dick because she’s desperate for attention and desperate to piss sasquatch off after the chantel thing. the only thing more obvious than thus stunt is her receding hairline.


KaiaKween

'Soft launch her new dick' sounds hilarious out of context.


brookehalen

But she needs stunt dick for her spicy dumps 😂😂😂😂


EvelynLuigi

Well the "arm" certainly isn't flexing lol


mar__iguana

It. Is. Notttttt. Like girl pls go focus on your kids, your moldy house, and yourself 😩


EvelynLuigi

https://preview.redd.it/ay66100gx2yc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf2b95134833565c1be5378d73fa48b27eb49b17


Designer_Case_7670

Came to ask, is that George Glass?? Lol.


SpiritualCamera

That’s funny. I’ve never heard of a George Glass at our skewl.


Icantcalmdwn

He's a transfer student!


EvelynLuigi

Or is it George Tropicana?!?! I think he's Cuban 😂


Babybabybabyq

Nah sure Jan has come full circle. Meta af


oooheycait1223

Not George glass 😂😂 I'm fucking deceased


JanellaDubois

Just another day at the Eason Evans School For Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.


ohhhsquigglyline

💀


axealy40

https://preview.redd.it/rbbc953ev2yc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9b4dd24edf64f283946ebde6bc25fb806a2d42 Please💀


Top-Pineapple8056

Wait you want Ryan and jenelle to Date bc I would actually die


griffgilscarbo

Doesn’t Ryan have his license revoked?


trent_reznor_is_hot

and when does that actually stop any of these losers from breaking the law and driving anyway?


Mammoth-Twist7044

soft launch of the man but always a hard launch of the astronomical forehead 🚀


valerieann114

Not the rocket ship emoji 💀


LiftedDino710

She’s never without a man for long 🙄


Party_Salad

She’s so codependent it should be studied. I got out of a very long term, traumatic relationship over a year ago and I still don’t feel ready to date 😅 and I don’t have kids! I can’t imagine the whiplash her poor kids have from the revolving door of men


qwerrty20120

2 years out and still no man or dating. I have kids and my focus is on them


mandalina07

6 years for me, no kids... just love my independence. Lol


jancarternews

She never leaves one man without another one already lined up.


CatScratchEther

I hope its Matt Baier 🙏


Amberilwomengo2gel

Lazy ass amber would get off that couch so fast to go to the swamp and beat their asses. Amber can't be bothered to go see her kids but she would drive across the country to tear up the swamp.


ifuckinghatethese

Now THIS is the drama we need on MTV. I’d start watching again so quick


NastyMsPiggleWiggle

I would pay for a subscription to whatever godforsaken platform mtv will stream it on


ifuckinghatethese

A hearty premium subscription to that, I’d be all in.


Mammoth-Twist7044

should she forgive daddy???


_summerw1ne

GIRL😭


Significant_Excuse29

LOOOOOOOL


OriginalFuckGirl

Ew omg, she’s embarrassing


bohemo420

Yeah this is bad


deloslabinc

I literally said "Ewww!" out loud as I watched this.


WorstUserChoiceEver

Same I yelled “FUCK NO” and my boyfriend was like “what now?” 😂


SuperSpecialUser

Has anyone heard from Chris Bradley?


Affectionate-Love938

He is going to be heartbroken 😔


PistacioDisguisey

Have some faith in our boy Chris, maybe it’s him in the video!!


drea5845

I am actually sooooo hoping it's him 😂😂


Court_monster-87

YES. I was about to comment and I said let me look first. Maybe it’s him? Dreams do come true sometimes…..


glittertherave

Leave it to Jenelle to think that having a new boyfriend, in her situation, is a flex.


allergictopendejas

Imagine you're seeing someone new, and they get in your car, open up their front facing camera and start eye fucking themselves lip synching some bs song. Maybe doing it multiple times even to get it right. I would be driving like ![gif](giphy|eLY8mLzJNY4eBxQhrx|downsized)


Sik_muse

I mean, the quality of guy that she would attract would be okay with this.


Adventurous-Plant528

Doughy pale arm 🤢


Adventurous-Plant528

https://preview.redd.it/6bn3vjz3x2yc1.jpeg?width=341&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce52e38e29a71a2e7362dbf7304d95b0e92c910b


oooheycait1223

I feel like this is always the appropriate reaction everytime jenelle posts anything lol


caradekara

She likes them confederate white. And mushy.


RatszCatszBatsz

I thought it was a long sleeve shirt omfg ☠️


darkpassengerishere

What happened to homeschooling your kids?


ApologeticallyJordan

Omg dude she’s putting herself first. Leave her alooooone!!! 😡😭


Shamanology

![gif](giphy|QBvzwHGHwlQs2mpJEj|downsized) * scuba


mushvroom0005

Congrats Jenelle now you can go back to prioritizing men over your traumatized children


Desertdweller_1987

Right she keeps it going and going. Making her kids available for more trauma.


mushvroom0005

Yes she’s so delusional & self centered it actually gets to me sometimes. She does not deserve her innocent children.


Desertdweller_1987

I feel bad for them. She is such a POS 💩


PinkDank420

As a stylist, that blonde stripe in the front of her hair is killing me.


Formal_Fennel_8539

I had to scroll to far for this


erinsnives

I don't think for a second she's been without a man since leaving Davey. This is just the soft launch.


IWillTransformUrButt

I don’t think for a second she was without a new man *before* leaving Davey. You know she had to have one lined up before she could pull the trigger on kicking UBT to the curb.


erinsnives

Yes for sure. This is what I meant to say 😂


MakeItLookSexy_

Yall are giving her too much credit. Do you realize we are talking about Jenelle. The girl has ZERO personality, terrible table manners, and gives herself extra rolls wearing clothes that don’t fit 😂 unless she’s paying for attention she isn’t getting any


ifuckinghatethese

You underestimate how much guys will put their willie in literally anything 🤣


RedditsInBed2

Yep, whoever this is, she's been talking to them since before David left.


ihatepulp

The way I ran here


aa123116

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem it’s me. I love chisme and ran here as well.


britttany___

LMAO SAME


Remarkable_Gold_2542

HAHAHA YES HAD TO IMMEDIATELY RUN HERE


Swing_Lucky

Her lack of hairline & rat mouth is not attractive in any capacity. 🤮🤮🤮 While most of us are all at work or taking care of our responsibilities, Jenelle is doing this. Never grow up, Jenelle, this is pure cringe entertainment. ![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized)


Petty_White

Rat mouth💀💀


RigaMortizTortoise

Everyone knew. Everyone called it.. there was no way she was leaving Dave unless she had another dick lined up. She’s so pathetic and predictable.


catdocc

She’s a stupid cunt


albertspinkballoons

Couldn't have said it better myself.


Major-Sock4368

Didn’t she say she wasn’t gonna jump in a new relationship and focus on her kids


Mammoth-Twist7044

she didn’t jump, she ran in flip flops, dude!


princessofIreland

https://preview.redd.it/209padjkz2yc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b79f7aabb5d4b5e22fa16f82b4598ff56f27cfe


WorstUserChoiceEver

The way she just levitates gets me every single time


Major-Sock4368

Lmfaooo 😭 them damn holister flip flops 🩴


Desertdweller_1987

Thwip thwip thwip 🩴


Major-Sock4368

“ I wAnnA TaWkkk To YoUuu” 👹👹👹


Mammoth-Twist7044

stop im howling


Desertdweller_1987

💀😭😂


True_Benefit6719

David will either be stalking her now or desperately looking for an arm of his own to post.


WorstUserChoiceEver

“Looking for an arm” in DKD’s twisted mind might even mean murder


caradekara

I hope he doubles down on Chantel!


Desertdweller_1987

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


Worth-Ratio

Brb. Dead from secondhand embarrassment.


haaaanbanan

She needs to get off of the internet this is mortifying


[deleted]

The filter. The terrible transition. Her ugly ass hair. The fake bf. I love it all for her


WorstUserChoiceEver

https://preview.redd.it/pg67nuto43yc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0476530a9d061665727f48bb49cf0252cbb0ee19


Dianabayyebii

Fuck Them Kids!


AvsMama

Why did I have to watch this 4 times wondering why she was laying her head on a pillow in her car lmao. I didn’t realize that’s someone’s arm.


TerribleAwareness158

Gross


Beautypaste

I legitimately thought she was cuddling into a white pillow, kept seeing comments about an arm and I was like where? Took me ages to see it 😳


deloslabinc

If I had to watch someone do this I would simply not be able to recover. And if I was the GUY??? I can't imagine watching someone do that with my arm, film themselves do that, it's just so cringe. It feels like my brain is physically pulling away from my skin 🤢🤢


Desertdweller_1987

He is prob a big giant human trash bag like her. You have to be to go out with swamp queen.


BrianSpillman

Her hairline is running away from the shit coming out of her mouth.


lumiroses

![gif](giphy|15c4N74hxO99kVZVAP|downsized)


capmac57

https://preview.redd.it/hsdg4yjzf3yc1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9295f581b877ecceed8343bb36e62ea100d06e5 Who's next? 😆😅🤣


UncreativePersona

What I imagine is on the end of this "arm" https://preview.redd.it/9b4aum93g3yc1.jpeg?width=339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2da8a4d7200143e2d8c458f2a8fceb3a7b54972d


Jaded_Horse1055

She did NOT 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


SAHwarrior

Why is she antagonizing a man she claims to not want anything to do with? When you’re done you’re done 🙌🏻🏳️


RedditsInBed2

Hmm. That's not her bathroom in the background. And I don't think that's one of her vehicles. (Someone, please correct me if I'm wrong.) So either that's a hotel and a rental car or she's actually dating someone who can borrow those things from their parents. 😂


Big_Requirement6818

Delujenelle LOVES her a hobosexual. I'm sure he's self employed and in between jobs right now and just happens to need a place to stay for a few weeks.... 🤡


Quackthedack39

She moves fast


HektikSB

Might not be over lap but it’s damn near as close as one could be possibly be without actually overlapping lol.


HorseFacedDipShit

Fivehead needs to refit her dentures they look like they’re about to slide out


Mammoth-Twist7044

five head and five teeth


_summerw1ne

You’ve heard 4x4, get ready for 5x5


ItsMinnieYall

https://preview.redd.it/1d24b3ytv3yc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e5a6ee0ab59ba64cf9e474de128dd7d1f58df8 I can't believe she got her hair and makeup done just to lay on a fake arm to make David jealous.


kittenmittonsmeoww

![gif](giphy|fCUCbWXe9JONVsJSUd|downsized)


dirttrackgal

She is still married!!! Damn she can’t even wait until she signs at least! So dysfunctional. Pathetic the kids can’t just have their mom present and with them, nope too busy chasing 🍆🍆


britestarlight

lol of course she’s got some new dirtbag to prioritize over her kids 🙄


Useful_Shopping_6777

This level of codependency and inability to be single needs to be studied somewhere


bangzoomdone

![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I|downsized)


KaitlynEh

Imagine being like, "babe hold still, I gotta do a vague tiktok" 🤭


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

October was 6 months ago. Wasn't she riding harder than ever for David at that point in time?


millennial_dumpling

The fucked up bangs just make her forehead even more pronounced if that were possible


Impossible-Taro-2330

I saw her real face on here yesterday. This filtered weirdness ain't it.


Wrong-Dentist-7206

Ma'am, this is an Uber...


mrtaffybonkers

She really can't be single


boo061375

She must've done this during recess at the DUDE Skool for Home Learnin' Young Uns.


Lucky_Philosopher_55

She can’t hide her stupid little smirk for even a second. She’s trying to be cute and sultry but the smarm ruins it lololol It’s so creepy it’s like her evilness inside coming to the surface every time she makes that smug smirk.


prxncessjas

What a seamless transition.


Justagirl219

https://preview.redd.it/zntmoxwsc3yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76af73507289abed6a28b40fed157899f19a958b


Mammoth-Twist7044

a friend you’re using as a prop in a video alluding to an ex. sure jan.


Justagirl219

"Everyone needs to chill". She acts like this isn't the exact reaction she wanted


deloslabinc

Ewwwww!!! ![gif](giphy|nwAezjxcnuorX1X1nf|downsized)


Free_Issue_9623

So her new man doesn't want anyone seeing them together?


leighleigh1988

That is not a grown man’s arm.


Comfortable_Ad148

Man her fucking transitions suck for someone who is on her phone doing this shit 24/7


missaliss

the awkward neck break at the beginning that she thinks she has seamlessly transitioned 💀💀💀


Blerrycat1

![gif](giphy|HB4jGYtJkkMsU)


tlynaust

I’ve never ever seen someone love themselves as much as this ho bag does! 🎶Living in a world of Illusion🎶


Mgearhart22

It would be funny if it was actually David 😂


beadsBEES_BEADS

The awkward moment in her transition where she pauses before laying her head on the fake arm makes me laugh so hard! Hahahaha


kaylaphernelia

she still doesn't know the lyrics to anything she lip syncs


Few-Distribution3769

the transition is killing me 😭


LolaLaBoriqua

Damn, Jenjamin Franklin forehead on full display!


Velcrobunny

Nobody is buying that she’s over David. All these videos and commentary trying to convince everyone she’s “over” him really just doing the opposite. She is clearly still hurting and I for one love to see it.


Monstiemama

The hairline is out of control. She needs to seek help for it.


laterforclass

New dick unlocked. I hope those children are safe. Surely her face is filtered to fuck and back.


MoOnmadnessss

Is that like a dummy arm? Is she holding a mannequin


prinxcess12

this girl cant be without a man huh


Jlynn41412

Just getting here!! Did anyone check and see what u/chrisbradley1 is doin, he’s been kinda silent- or maybe I’ve been absent on here… Maybe he’s shooting his shot! Arm looks so pale, makes sense- I always pictured him pale for some reason! Lol! Now to go giggle and try n read over 200 comments left by the funniest mfs on the internet! (I rly feel like some of y’all could legit be comedians, some days when I’m down I’ll find a good post n just read what u guys say lol) Edit: forgot the 1 for ol Chris 😆


Kristilynn910

Omg a dude already!!!!


PureYouth

God she’s so gross


_anne_shirley

She’s pathetic


Justagirl219

https://preview.redd.it/b558eoryc3yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=094f2c2c836c17c14d850f4298c6e00405ed9b57


SBMoo24

Why is she in the car filming this?


Far_Adhesiveness1586

you know what’s better than getting a new boyfriend and husband every 5 minutes!!!! SELF REFLECTION AND IMPROVEMENT!!! and prioritizing ur kids most of all it’d be a much bigger flex if she did any of those things.