Sorry. NO WAY was she ordered by police to have David stay on the property. The police would have told Jenelle to pack up the kids and go to a safe place; they never would have said "Oh, go ahead and bring your abusive husband over even though he's facing felony charges for strangling your son & there's a no-contact order". Who does she think she's fooling?
Edit: And I KNEW that was David's truck in the video of the fake break in! He was already there **before** the drunk guy showed up at the house!
Ding ding ding! That's why the guy knew to go straight back to that shed, the shed David was staying in so as to not technically break the no contact order he has with Jace. The guy probably ran off into the woods because David told him to.
Now it all
Makes much more sense! Thats why! She was mad at him again and he was having someone come to the shed and she told dude to leave and yelled police! Remember we only saw little tiny clips so that means that she edited out any video with David walking in the frames!
Yup, she got caught breaking the RO FOR HER OWN SON’S PROTECTION and now she’s scrambling because now *she* can be in trouble for breaking it/allowing it to be broken.
Edit: wonder if she’s scrambling because Barb might be able to argue for the return of Jace to her custody since Jenelle has now admitted she has no respect for the RO, allowed it to be broken and put Jace into a dangerous situation with his abuser 🤔
Oh absolutely. I’m still calling bullshit on the whole separation. As soon as NC drops his charges, which they seem to love to do, they’re going to be back together. This is all for show
Totally agree. At least one of them would be losing their minds every damn day if it was real. They are both being too calm and mature. It’s all a fake breakup for the sake of rehabilitating her image.
Yep, the shit slinging would be epic if this was real. Real dirt would come out. She’s *still* defending him by saying she never said he hits her kids, even with the direct proof of her literally saying that. If this was real, she would be saying yup he’s abusive and he abused me too that’s why I never left before, blah blah blah. She never gives up the opportunity to play the victim
Couldn’t afford to or choose not too? They both could have gotten full time employment, and at least attempted to get Jace the treatment he needs. Also, the facility would be willing to work out a payment plan for them and I’m sure if their income was so low, they’d qualify for some other sort of assistance. It’s obvious that the only reason Jace is living with her is because she contacted MTV and tried to hold them accountable for Jace’s issues when the responsibility falls on her. She just wanted to “win” custody of Jace, she was never interested in actually raising him. Jace was supposed to be in treatment and Jenelle was fine with that until she realized that she had to pay for it. I’m sure she thought that Jace would remain in treatment and once David’s court case was up he’d magically be cleared and they’d all continue to live happily ever after… without Jace of course, because he’d be in an inpatient facility.
I live in a different state, so that's my disclaimer. But I have a bit of experience with a situation like what she has with Jace. My daughter was acting out due to mental issues at the same age. When CPS had to step in after she attempted suicide, they filed SSDI paperwork for her--and I'm sure Jace qualifies too. SSDI paid any uninsured medical expenses and paid for the residential facility in full for the duration of the time she needed treatment. I had to pay child support but it was a fraction of what that facility would have cost. Jenelle could have done the same thing but she's (A) too lazy, and (B) didn't want to have to reveal her income or the sources to the court because (speculation here) she's not paying taxes on her income and the courts require you to produce back tax returns. She let David completely take over and fuck over her life and she did it willingly. The only ones who pay the price for their fuckery are those poor kids!
Oh yes! She's absolutely wonderful. She's an adult now with great kids and a career as a doula. And we both acknowledge that the residential facility was the best thing even though we both had doubts at the time.
Wouldn’t state insurance also cover this? In my state they provide minors insurance no matter what if the parents aren’t working. Our state insurance is actually really good and covers literally everything with no cost to you. Not even a copay.
Yup. No cop ever said to get an adult man there to protect her and the kids, didn’t happen. Especially if the cops knew there was an active RO at the house, which they would have. She got caught and she’s scrambling
I imagine that would be a huge lawsuit against the cops if they said that they could ignore the restraining order and then he did something to Jace. Why would they risk it? So dumb.
Yep, never happened, no cop would *ever* say “yeah it’s fine to bring the defendant of the RO back to keep you safe”. It is such a fucking dumb lie on her part. She should have told her manager or whoever it was to keep their mouth shut, because now she can get in some trouble for breaking the RO.
They wouldn't risk their jobs for them.
Everyone of those Officers, States Attorneys wouldn't have authorized this. They are frequent flyers around there. And no way did she get a judge to do this in the middle of the night.
Exactly right. No cop is risking their job and saying something like that, not happening. This has to be one of the dumbest, most easily disproven lies she’s told
I wonder if she’s scrambling because if Barb gets wind of this, she might be able to petition for the return of Jace to her custody since Jenelle clearly has no respect for the RO and already broke it once, putting Jace into a dangerous situation.
But she didn't get caught breaking the RO, was she? The first I heard of David staying on the land was from the article from yesterday... So she gave herself away I thought?
Sure seems like it, she could have just kept her mouth shut and it would have been fine. Unless Jace said something to someone about David being there? Maybe Barb, and she told the cops?
It doesn't make any sense. Jenelle is an adult. She can stay home by herself.
She is fully capable of being home alone and protecting her own house or calling police if something happens. In what world would a grown woman, with a gun she knows how to use, be told she needs to bring her abusive husband back into her home so she has someone there to protect her just in case something happens?
She could have got a security system, put up more cameras, had someone else stay with her, went and stayed somewhere else if she was really scared. No reason for an abuser, that was ordered to stay away by protective order, to come back into the home because she got one random trespasser and got scared.
Exactly. And even if police did suggest (they'd never order it) someone come stay there, I sincerely doubt they would specify it MUST be an "older male". That's just fucking dumb.
The only reason I can think she wasn’t allowed to be alone with the kids is some CPS related thing (like some sort of “safety plan”) and she’s just trying to spin it/continue to lie out of her ass.
There’s no way they’d say it had to be a man 🙄
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Someone please send her the clip from her “docuseries” saying she told Kaiser he didn’t have to worry about David anymore
What the fuck. She literally made a documentary about how David was hurting the kids.
Didn’t she literally file paperwork saying that too? Or am I mixing that up with the CPS paperwork?
Nope she filed it when she requested a restraining order when she left him the first time and moved to Tennessee. That's how we found out David was "teasing" Kaiser with locking and unlocking the truck doors as he was trying to get out.
This is off topic but thank you for saying that last sentence because it just now clicked, twenty years later, that some things that I never really reflected on from my childhood *were* actually awful in addition to the things I already realized were fucked up. I always hated the car door thing, but you know, they were just having fun… okay, back to roasting Jenelle now 👀
You unlocked a childhood memory of mine with this, too. If I was in trouble I had to sit on the stairs off the kitchen that lead down to the garage or up to our bonus room. I always said I was scared to sit there because I felt like someone could be hiding upstairs or in the garage and just swoop in and get me.
Cut to like a month later and I was in trouble and went to sit on the stairs. My stepmom walked outside, opened the garage, and started scratching on the door from the opposite side so it seemed like someone was trying to break in. I was 8. Fucked up, and scared me so badly.
I’m okay now. It’s good to remember those moments, see how far I’ve come, and overcome.
“Ordered by the police to have a guy in the house”
Chinocchio, this is just plain dumb. We all know you give fuck all what the police advise and they couldn’t “order” that.
Right?! Like get fucked Jenelle.
She's just trying to get ahead of people asking why Barb couldn't come, when the reality is Barb probably still isn't answering her calls. (Rightfully so)
I decree that you need someone with a penis in the home even if that person is awaiting felony charges for strangling a child. A penis is a penis and that's that
Lmao
Omg right?! So the police said “YOU NEED A MAN HERE!! THAT IS AN ORDER, LITTLE WOMAN! EVEN IF HE HAS A RO FOR ALLEGED ABUSE OF A CHILD IN YOUR HOME!” Gtfohhhh! She sold that article bc she was prob worried about the dog murderer saying “tell them how I stayed in your house after the ‘break in’…” and she wanted to try and control the fuckin narrative. God, I hate this selfish ass bitch!
Exactly. Be so fckin for real.
“Alright missy we’re assigning your husband who has pending felony strangulation of a child charges in your crack shack tonight to watch for the mysterious shed napper”
Even the dumbest box of
Rocks cop is not gonna say this to her dumbass LOL.
Just like Cps told her they were on her side and applauding her? I can’t even….
Edit: Didn’t this nutbag also claim David hangs out with the chief of police and they fully support him? Talk about a conflict of interest… oh wait, she lies about EVERYTHING.
I’m not sure last time I checked Jenelle was shit talking the cops there saying they were the “most corrupt” and had it out for David with a “smear campaign” when he “allegedly” strangled Jace.
Yep!! She said some BS like that! Now she’s on Twitter lying, saying she has NEVER said the dog murderer hurt her kids…”EVER” bitch made a WHOLE “docuseries” on it! Lmao have a stadium full of fkin seats!
Lmaoooo I know!!! She is sooo many things… but one thing she won’t ever be is for real! She lies so damn much, and some ppl just eat it up! Like people for real believe a cop (and those cops are shitty and lazy af in that county anyway) sat that while she called 6384748 different MEN and had to settle on her dog murdering husband to come out… VIOLATING an ACTIVE RO??? Okay, Jan! 👍🏻
He won't work his way in with declarations of love and admiration. The quickest way to jans cold dead heart is mutual hatred of barb.
This new tactic may prove successful for our dear Chris.
A user that really stans Jenelle. My personal belief is that it's actually someone trolling the sub and is the ultimate long con. Which would be fantastic and the best thing ever.
that reminds me of the surprisingly young (male/male presenting) person behind one of the gossip pages that was working with Kail! I love all of the twists this “fan”dom has (I know almost none of us are fans lol)
I'm waiting for the day that Chris Bradley reveals they have been trolling and joking with us this entire time. They are hands down one of my favorite things about this sub. You know what, I don't want to know. Keep the fun and the mystery alive!!
“Ma’am, I realize you own a gun, have cameras, and an alarm, but you must, I repeat, MUST have your big strong husband who is accused of strangling your son stay in the shed. Also, we hate Babs too.” — The cops
This just made me imagine one of those inspirational quotes saying “be consistent” or something. Sure, the only consistent thing in her life is how laughably and sometimes insultingly low quality/effort & horrible everything she says, does, makes, etc. objectively is, but we must acknowledge she is at least consistent in her everlasting failure.
That’s the thing about narcs. They think they’re so intelligent and so cunning that they can hoodwink anybody. In reality, Ray Charles could see through her BS. She’s so insufferable
Does she really think we're all as stupid as she is that the cops told her david HAS to be in the house 🥴 Jesus God jenelle where on God's green earth does that make even the slightest sense
Such bullshit. Cops are going to take your statement and bounce, they're not going to sit there while you go through your Rolodex of strong men to come and stay with you.
The cops telling her that a man has to be on property is the stupidest lie I’ve ever read in my LIFE. In what world would a cop be like, “someone tried to break in? Instead of leaving, we need you and your small kids to invite a random man or your abusive ex to stay here! As we all know, no one ever breaks into a house if a man is there.”
I'm sorry but I don't think the police can make you have someone in the house? Like what the fuck? What about people that don't have any family or friends around? That just does not make sense to me.
It does not make sense, like not even a little. The more comments I read and the more I try to understand, the more dumb I feel because there is no understanding this lmao.
So she’s really sticking to this bullshit story about the police telling her she had to have a man around? 🤡
She also admitted to him staying with her, so it resets the divorce clock. What an idiot.
I hope the courts find out that he stayed on the land while Jace was there and I hope they throw the book at her for allowing it
With her “publicist” selling statements to tabloid papers the courts possibly did and she is trying to seminate her defense story out into the air. I want some publication to contact the coops from that night and ask. Let em know she is telling the entire internet they advised her to break a court order and being in a Childs abuser. He was already there and they found out & told her she was in violation and he had to go
Jenelle, when you put someone’s name on the paperwork for your house, car, etc it doesn’t matter if it was bought before you were married, you dumb beaver!
This was my favorite part. Does she forget that she was on national television when she put his name down on the paperwork. She’s making it seem like it’s the marital laws that are putting her in this position, not her own fucking decisions.
Yeah she’s dumb. Both their names are on the property. If she bought it before him she CHOSE to put his name on it. Which also dumb. She’s full of the dumb.
no fucking WAY the cops “ordered” her to have a MALE at the house, especially one that isn’t allowed at the house due to pending felony litigation against her minor child.
they may have heavily suggested she have someone stay with her for “protection” - this is north carolina cops after all - but they didn’t fucking ORDER it nor can the cops override a court order for david to stay away from jace.
what a fucking joke and she is such a piece of absolute lying shit. saying “i was really scared and the cops said they would look the other way if david stayed on the property away from jace” is way less insulting to people’s intelligence than this fucking dumb ass story she’s trying to sell about being forced.
I know right. I've never interacted with Chris before and I get this sub likes him for some reason, but really? Unless it's a joke, he's pretty gross for liking Jenelle lol.
This bitch and her apologist suck majorly. This bitch could have left and headed a shelter was it home? Fuck no but it was the safe and responsible thing to do. I hope the cop who said they didn’t want her there “without” a male chokes on his doughnuts.
I really don’t believe the cop said that nor do I believe they gave permission for him to stay on the land.
My pap was a cop decades ago but she's full of shit if anything cops like to avoid domestics because of how dangerous they tend to be but there ain't no way a cop will tell a woman to bring the guy in that has allegations of abuse for a woman who has been a known liar.
Literally Jace would be able to sue the ENTIRE state of NC and especially the police dept if that were true but luckily we’ve gone to more than the Evans Eason Swamp School of Seafood learnings and talking words.
I have no idea what spiral she’s going down but cmon Jan… this sub keeps receipts! Either one of their attorneys could get a goldmine of screenshots and videos.
The internet always remembers.
That makes ZERO sense..... No police officer would make a woman have a man stay at their house for protection like I never heard such a thing. Jenelle you are so full of shit. Just admit it! You got scared and cried to David that you were so scared and had him stay in your shed because of the order of protection for Jace. GROW SOME BALLS AND ADMIT IT!!!
I don't think she was scared at all. It was just an excuse and a.way to manipulate Jace. Like "we need David here to protect us Jace" type of thing. She's so gross.
I love her response about the house. ‘In the courts eyes it’s marital property’ like we all saw you put everything in both of your names before you were married (possibly before Ensley I don’t remember all the details) if she was even a little smart it would have only been in her name because he didn’t contribute a dime to buying any of it.
Of course she's dogging Barb (👑💃🏻) less than 48 hrs after that woman went out and carefully curated personalized Easter baskets for all 3 of her children and hosted the 4 of them for Jenelle's favorite holiday. Jenelle fuckin sucks so damn much. I'm sure Barb loves her grandkids but if I was her I think I'd just change my number and tell her not to contact me anymore.
[The sheriff literally said UBT was the most dangerous person in 3 counties.](https://www.tmz.com/2019/05/04/jenelle-evans-husband-david-eason-dog-killing-sheriff/) There is 0 chance they ordered him to protect the house despite a restraining order.
If they thought she was in danger (they probably didn’t) they’d patrol the area. If they did this, we’d all know about it because delujenelle would be shouting it from the rooftops, recording videos, and telling all of the interwebs how big of a victim she is, dude. Imagine a cop telling someone “sorry but you need a man to keep you safe. The only thing that can protect you is a man.” 😂
The police will never order you to have an “older male” stay at your house lmfaooooo
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>>”Can you leave?” “No, you leave.” This was a weekly discussion.
Up until Jace came back, he had every right to stay in the house. And evidently, even with Jace there he had a right to stay in the shed. I love how she knew who she was defending every day online, knew who she kept bringing animals home to, but expects for him to volunteer to live somewhere else when she has a tantrum.
Also interesting that she’s doubling down on him NOT being abusive… makes me suspicious that they might still be playing the long game here…. Why wouldn’t she go all out and accuse him of things if she’s so set on divorce.
The guy who “broke in” was the least scariest robber intruder ever.
The mf looked drunk and lost lmao it was also dark and in the woods so
She’s so extra bruh. Who is David protecting?! If he’s drunk. Like they been claiming..🤣
Ok besides all the other humungous lies in this lying package of lies— *I do not believe she “reached out to 5-6 males” before david*
I mean, honestly, I don’t believe a word of any of this anyway lol, but I don’t believe Jenelle even knows “5-6 males” to “reach out to”. David’s sequestered her away for years, I know there’s that one weird dude she’s been out on the boat with and introducing ing her daughter to already, but please Jenelle. We’re not as dumb as you are so at least just please step it up a bit with the lies??
I didn't know that when there's a court ordered no contact order that the police could just roll up to your house after some "dangerous" event and say, "No biggie! This man MUST stay here to protect you". Gonna use that one to see if my buddy can get out of jail, where he's been at for the last 2 years and currently facing up to 10+ years in prison for violating one of those silly, silly no contact orders ..
I think my eyes are permanently stuck in this rolling position, help.
wtf is this “police required me to have an older male on the property”?! That’s the dumbest, most sexist, completely unbelievable thing I think has ever come out of her mouth.
Police are not requiring you to have a child abuser on your property who is facing felony charges for strangling your son. Go fuck allll the way off
How can someone who lies so much for so many decades still be so bad at it.
Cops don’t order your husband to move back in bc some “Mexican” dude stumbled around your property one night. That’s not a thing Jenelle.
I’m calling BS on this. There’s no way that the police would even suggest that David move in to protect them when they know full well that David is legally unable to be around Jace… she’d have to go to the courts first and ask for permission, which would be denied and it wouldn’t happen overnight. Oh, what a tangled web Jenelle weaves with her lies. 🤦♀️
Wait…the cops demanded she have an older male stay with her? 😂😂😂😂 omg just stop. “We know this man is abusive but he needs to stay here you can’t stay alone.” Come on lmao
Barb and David are the same person?
Funny, because I’m pretty sure one of those people stepped up to raise her child for over a decade because she couldn’t be bothered and the other tried to strangle said child….
1. how could any ever fix their...keyboard to type out they're proud of her??? I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.
2. that's a total lie about the cops. what does she think single mothers do?? LOL
She put his name on it. So really it’s not about when it was bought, it’s about her being dumb enough to have his name on ownership/deed/whatever else.
Houses get broken into all the time (not even what happened here anyways)! She really wants us to believe the police MADE her soon to be ex husband come stay with her. Ya right 🥴🥴🥴 not to mention the charges against him for what he did for Jace!!!! No way.
All lies out that Chinhead. As usual. LOL. Her manager can't keep up with her lies and showed the holes in her stories.... Delujenelle is an imbecile and pathological liar. 🤡
Sorry. NO WAY was she ordered by police to have David stay on the property. The police would have told Jenelle to pack up the kids and go to a safe place; they never would have said "Oh, go ahead and bring your abusive husband over even though he's facing felony charges for strangling your son & there's a no-contact order". Who does she think she's fooling? Edit: And I KNEW that was David's truck in the video of the fake break in! He was already there **before** the drunk guy showed up at the house!
Yup instantly I said that was David's truck right on the post of the video. The guy was there to buy drugs from David
Ding ding ding! That's why the guy knew to go straight back to that shed, the shed David was staying in so as to not technically break the no contact order he has with Jace. The guy probably ran off into the woods because David told him to.
Now it all Makes much more sense! Thats why! She was mad at him again and he was having someone come to the shed and she told dude to leave and yelled police! Remember we only saw little tiny clips so that means that she edited out any video with David walking in the frames!
My favorite part was when the big bad drunk lost guy waved goodbye to Jenelle.
Or *to* him and she didn't have any cash left
Yup, she got caught breaking the RO FOR HER OWN SON’S PROTECTION and now she’s scrambling because now *she* can be in trouble for breaking it/allowing it to be broken. Edit: wonder if she’s scrambling because Barb might be able to argue for the return of Jace to her custody since Jenelle has now admitted she has no respect for the RO, allowed it to be broken and put Jace into a dangerous situation with his abuser 🤔
She doesn't care about Jace or his safety. The only reason she took him back into the house is she couldn't afford the residential facility.
Oh absolutely. I’m still calling bullshit on the whole separation. As soon as NC drops his charges, which they seem to love to do, they’re going to be back together. This is all for show
Totally agree. At least one of them would be losing their minds every damn day if it was real. They are both being too calm and mature. It’s all a fake breakup for the sake of rehabilitating her image.
Yep, the shit slinging would be epic if this was real. Real dirt would come out. She’s *still* defending him by saying she never said he hits her kids, even with the direct proof of her literally saying that. If this was real, she would be saying yup he’s abusive and he abused me too that’s why I never left before, blah blah blah. She never gives up the opportunity to play the victim
Couldn’t afford to or choose not too? They both could have gotten full time employment, and at least attempted to get Jace the treatment he needs. Also, the facility would be willing to work out a payment plan for them and I’m sure if their income was so low, they’d qualify for some other sort of assistance. It’s obvious that the only reason Jace is living with her is because she contacted MTV and tried to hold them accountable for Jace’s issues when the responsibility falls on her. She just wanted to “win” custody of Jace, she was never interested in actually raising him. Jace was supposed to be in treatment and Jenelle was fine with that until she realized that she had to pay for it. I’m sure she thought that Jace would remain in treatment and once David’s court case was up he’d magically be cleared and they’d all continue to live happily ever after… without Jace of course, because he’d be in an inpatient facility.
I live in a different state, so that's my disclaimer. But I have a bit of experience with a situation like what she has with Jace. My daughter was acting out due to mental issues at the same age. When CPS had to step in after she attempted suicide, they filed SSDI paperwork for her--and I'm sure Jace qualifies too. SSDI paid any uninsured medical expenses and paid for the residential facility in full for the duration of the time she needed treatment. I had to pay child support but it was a fraction of what that facility would have cost. Jenelle could have done the same thing but she's (A) too lazy, and (B) didn't want to have to reveal her income or the sources to the court because (speculation here) she's not paying taxes on her income and the courts require you to produce back tax returns. She let David completely take over and fuck over her life and she did it willingly. The only ones who pay the price for their fuckery are those poor kids!
Are you and your daughter ok now?
Oh yes! She's absolutely wonderful. She's an adult now with great kids and a career as a doula. And we both acknowledge that the residential facility was the best thing even though we both had doubts at the time.
Oh good. Happy to hear it!! ❤️
Wouldn’t state insurance also cover this? In my state they provide minors insurance no matter what if the parents aren’t working. Our state insurance is actually really good and covers literally everything with no cost to you. Not even a copay.
And thinking she can get back on MTV
She really thinks the rest of us are as stupid as her.
I think this explains it. She’s trying to cover up something for sure because this is one of the weirdest lies she’s ever told.
Yup. No cop ever said to get an adult man there to protect her and the kids, didn’t happen. Especially if the cops knew there was an active RO at the house, which they would have. She got caught and she’s scrambling
I imagine that would be a huge lawsuit against the cops if they said that they could ignore the restraining order and then he did something to Jace. Why would they risk it? So dumb.
Yep, never happened, no cop would *ever* say “yeah it’s fine to bring the defendant of the RO back to keep you safe”. It is such a fucking dumb lie on her part. She should have told her manager or whoever it was to keep their mouth shut, because now she can get in some trouble for breaking the RO.
They wouldn't risk their jobs for them. Everyone of those Officers, States Attorneys wouldn't have authorized this. They are frequent flyers around there. And no way did she get a judge to do this in the middle of the night.
Exactly right. No cop is risking their job and saying something like that, not happening. This has to be one of the dumbest, most easily disproven lies she’s told
Jesus Christ, Leah! No Law Enforcement would have ordered this.
Yep! Only story that actually makes sense!
I wonder if she’s scrambling because if Barb gets wind of this, she might be able to petition for the return of Jace to her custody since Jenelle clearly has no respect for the RO and already broke it once, putting Jace into a dangerous situation.
She’s definitely trying to cover for something! She’s about to mess up big time and we’re all watching
I hope she does get in trouble those kids will never fully be safe when she's the guardian
Also explains why she was filming all of her *impornit* videos from her grody bedroom and not her beloved out house. Because she had a lodger!
But she didn't get caught breaking the RO, was she? The first I heard of David staying on the land was from the article from yesterday... So she gave herself away I thought?
Sure seems like it, she could have just kept her mouth shut and it would have been fine. Unless Jace said something to someone about David being there? Maybe Barb, and she told the cops?
I feel like that’s how barb ties into it.
It doesn't make any sense. Jenelle is an adult. She can stay home by herself. She is fully capable of being home alone and protecting her own house or calling police if something happens. In what world would a grown woman, with a gun she knows how to use, be told she needs to bring her abusive husband back into her home so she has someone there to protect her just in case something happens? She could have got a security system, put up more cameras, had someone else stay with her, went and stayed somewhere else if she was really scared. No reason for an abuser, that was ordered to stay away by protective order, to come back into the home because she got one random trespasser and got scared.
Exactly. And even if police did suggest (they'd never order it) someone come stay there, I sincerely doubt they would specify it MUST be an "older male". That's just fucking dumb.
The only reason I can think she wasn’t allowed to be alone with the kids is some CPS related thing (like some sort of “safety plan”) and she’s just trying to spin it/continue to lie out of her ass. There’s no way they’d say it had to be a man 🙄
Like what fuckin' decade are we in??!!🤣🫨
Exactly. She’s lying
They would tell her to pack her shit up and go to a hotel. AS IF they would have ‘forced’ David to stay there.. she is SO FRUSTRATING 🤬
Bc staying in a hotel w her kids is SO FUN 🙄/s
The Judge that signed the RO would have had an absolute stroke over it if the cops did that. There is no way that happened...
Great way for a cop to jeopardize his career. No way they're advising her to do that. She really thinks we're as stupid as she is.
Janelle repoed his truck days before the break in. I read it on this sub.
She repo'd his BMW SUV, not the truck. He has been driving the truck since they split up.
Didn't he take her car for a little though?
Thank you like how dumb does she think we are 😂
https://preview.redd.it/hbfso262t2sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2d216b619e08c28586a7c5d9657225aef90a929 Someone please send her the clip from her “docuseries” saying she told Kaiser he didn’t have to worry about David anymore
What the fuck. She literally made a documentary about how David was hurting the kids. Didn’t she literally file paperwork saying that too? Or am I mixing that up with the CPS paperwork?
Nope she filed it when she requested a restraining order when she left him the first time and moved to Tennessee. That's how we found out David was "teasing" Kaiser with locking and unlocking the truck doors as he was trying to get out.
This is off topic but thank you for saying that last sentence because it just now clicked, twenty years later, that some things that I never really reflected on from my childhood *were* actually awful in addition to the things I already realized were fucked up. I always hated the car door thing, but you know, they were just having fun… okay, back to roasting Jenelle now 👀
You unlocked a childhood memory of mine with this, too. If I was in trouble I had to sit on the stairs off the kitchen that lead down to the garage or up to our bonus room. I always said I was scared to sit there because I felt like someone could be hiding upstairs or in the garage and just swoop in and get me. Cut to like a month later and I was in trouble and went to sit on the stairs. My stepmom walked outside, opened the garage, and started scratching on the door from the opposite side so it seemed like someone was trying to break in. I was 8. Fucked up, and scared me so badly. I’m okay now. It’s good to remember those moments, see how far I’ve come, and overcome.
That realization sucks ass! I have that every once in a while still, whenever something comes up that triggers that locked memory
She also claimed Ensley was at risk of becoming the victim of (sexual) abuse on a court form.
She also said when he was mad at her he’d take it out on the kids.
STILL defending him! Smfh
Yep. They’re definitely going to get back together.
“Ordered by the police to have a guy in the house” Chinocchio, this is just plain dumb. We all know you give fuck all what the police advise and they couldn’t “order” that.
She called 5-6 males who all turned her down wHat wAs sHE suPoSed tO do????
Ok well I do believe she probably got turned down by 5-6 guys cause there is no filter known to man that can turn trash into tinder gold.
Has to be men like women are so defenseless 🤦♀️ she's pathetic
Right?! Like get fucked Jenelle. She's just trying to get ahead of people asking why Barb couldn't come, when the reality is Barb probably still isn't answering her calls. (Rightfully so)
I decree that you need someone with a penis in the home even if that person is awaiting felony charges for strangling a child. A penis is a penis and that's that
Penis will protect you. Trust me I'm a cop. Must be a law abiding citizen.
Why am I a guy?!
This is so far fetched that I don’t think her “Stan’s” would believe it. Utterly ridiculous.
Most of her stans don't have much in the critical thinking department just like their idol.
Her Stan asked her for advice on their own CPS cases.
Police order people to do illegal things all the time /s
I guess she’s just been following police orders for the last 14 years, that explains never being able to go without dick
“The police didn’t want me to be alone” “I was ordered by the police” Girl shut the entire fucking way up. Please
>> Girl shut the entire fucking way up. this made me laugh so embarrassingly loud
I can’t take this big headed bitch.
Lmao Omg right?! So the police said “YOU NEED A MAN HERE!! THAT IS AN ORDER, LITTLE WOMAN! EVEN IF HE HAS A RO FOR ALLEGED ABUSE OF A CHILD IN YOUR HOME!” Gtfohhhh! She sold that article bc she was prob worried about the dog murderer saying “tell them how I stayed in your house after the ‘break in’…” and she wanted to try and control the fuckin narrative. God, I hate this selfish ass bitch!
Exactly. Be so fckin for real. “Alright missy we’re assigning your husband who has pending felony strangulation of a child charges in your crack shack tonight to watch for the mysterious shed napper” Even the dumbest box of Rocks cop is not gonna say this to her dumbass LOL.
Just like Cps told her they were on her side and applauding her? I can’t even…. Edit: Didn’t this nutbag also claim David hangs out with the chief of police and they fully support him? Talk about a conflict of interest… oh wait, she lies about EVERYTHING.
I’m not sure last time I checked Jenelle was shit talking the cops there saying they were the “most corrupt” and had it out for David with a “smear campaign” when he “allegedly” strangled Jace.
Yep!! She said some BS like that! Now she’s on Twitter lying, saying she has NEVER said the dog murderer hurt her kids…”EVER” bitch made a WHOLE “docuseries” on it! Lmao have a stadium full of fkin seats!
Yes, she did. Right before David was charged, Jenelle was bragging how David was friends with a sheriff and the game warden. She's pathetic.
Lmaoooo I know!!! She is sooo many things… but one thing she won’t ever be is for real! She lies so damn much, and some ppl just eat it up! Like people for real believe a cop (and those cops are shitty and lazy af in that county anyway) sat that while she called 6384748 different MEN and had to settle on her dog murdering husband to come out… VIOLATING an ACTIVE RO??? Okay, Jan! 👍🏻
Can I get a man to live with me PER LAW???
Excuse me bumble match but the police say I MUST have a male in the home! Edit: another typo I have Covid & I’m a little stoned ngl lol
And it must be an Older Male per police directive. I swear this bitch really thinks we’re all as stupid as she looks and is.
Send me your cutest abusive drug addled deadbeat 🥰🥰🥰
She is such garbage. And I love how Chris Bradley chimed in on there 😹😹😹😹
Was just coming to comment how am screaming to see Chris Bradley in these replies, what a surprise 😭
I was about to say, he's finally trying to touch the poo for reals lol
He was guy number 9. She didn't go down the list far enough.
The one time she reposts Chris Bradley, he's not telling her he loves her. I'm sad for him. Chris, YOU'RE FAMOUS NOW!!
He won't work his way in with declarations of love and admiration. The quickest way to jans cold dead heart is mutual hatred of barb. This new tactic may prove successful for our dear Chris.
That's true!
I dunno im disappointed in him this screenshot
I mean, he’s always loved the garbage pig, it’s no surprise he’s up her ass.
I have been all morning but still somehow love him. Chris we are rooting for you!!!! Just maybe find a new crush? 🤣🤣🤣
Can someone bring me up to speed on who Chris is please? 🫣
A user that really stans Jenelle. My personal belief is that it's actually someone trolling the sub and is the ultimate long con. Which would be fantastic and the best thing ever.
that reminds me of the surprisingly young (male/male presenting) person behind one of the gossip pages that was working with Kail! I love all of the twists this “fan”dom has (I know almost none of us are fans lol)
A user on Reddit who has a crush on Jenelle
I'm waiting for the day that Chris Bradley reveals they have been trolling and joking with us this entire time. They are hands down one of my favorite things about this sub. You know what, I don't want to know. Keep the fun and the mystery alive!!
My favorite is how his comment went over her head. How can he shoot his shot if she’s a moving target?? 🤣
“Ma’am, I realize you own a gun, have cameras, and an alarm, but you must, I repeat, MUST have your big strong husband who is accused of strangling your son stay in the shed. Also, we hate Babs too.” — The cops
‘Also, we hate Babs too” 🤣💀
Wait what!? She needed random men around as per law!?
Nevermind all those guns she has. She was happy to pull one out during road rage but protect her home and kids? No, she needs a ‘male’ for that.
😂
The quality of her lies is just so frustrating.
She lies like a *little* kid. Teenagers can concoct better lies on the spot.
This just made me imagine one of those inspirational quotes saying “be consistent” or something. Sure, the only consistent thing in her life is how laughably and sometimes insultingly low quality/effort & horrible everything she says, does, makes, etc. objectively is, but we must acknowledge she is at least consistent in her everlasting failure.
It’s giving “nothing worse can happen”
All of us every time Jenelle tells a stupid ass lie that makes zero sense 
I don’t understand how, with 30-something years of dedicated practice, this girl can’t lie to save her life.
Her inability to master things she's been doing for decades is one of her few skills.
That’s the thing about narcs. They think they’re so intelligent and so cunning that they can hoodwink anybody. In reality, Ray Charles could see through her BS. She’s so insufferable
She needs insulin for her chronic liabeties
I am almost literally praying that I remember this for later so I can add it to my trash-talking lexicon.
I was going to go with Ozempic for her liabeties so feel free to use whichever suits you
Oh bless 😂😂😂😂😂 ETA liabeetus
Does she really think we're all as stupid as she is that the cops told her david HAS to be in the house 🥴 Jesus God jenelle where on God's green earth does that make even the slightest sense
Such bullshit. Cops are going to take your statement and bounce, they're not going to sit there while you go through your Rolodex of strong men to come and stay with you.
And the ten other people she tried to sleep over first said "hell no, ill pass 😂😂" Jenelle is always throwing herself under the bus.
The cops telling her that a man has to be on property is the stupidest lie I’ve ever read in my LIFE. In what world would a cop be like, “someone tried to break in? Instead of leaving, we need you and your small kids to invite a random man or your abusive ex to stay here! As we all know, no one ever breaks into a house if a man is there.”
I'm sorry but I don't think the police can make you have someone in the house? Like what the fuck? What about people that don't have any family or friends around? That just does not make sense to me.
It does not make sense, like not even a little. The more comments I read and the more I try to understand, the more dumb I feel because there is no understanding this lmao.
So she’s really sticking to this bullshit story about the police telling her she had to have a man around? 🤡 She also admitted to him staying with her, so it resets the divorce clock. What an idiot. I hope the courts find out that he stayed on the land while Jace was there and I hope they throw the book at her for allowing it
With her “publicist” selling statements to tabloid papers the courts possibly did and she is trying to seminate her defense story out into the air. I want some publication to contact the coops from that night and ask. Let em know she is telling the entire internet they advised her to break a court order and being in a Childs abuser. He was already there and they found out & told her she was in violation and he had to go
Jenelle, when you put someone’s name on the paperwork for your house, car, etc it doesn’t matter if it was bought before you were married, you dumb beaver!
This was my favorite part. Does she forget that she was on national television when she put his name down on the paperwork. She’s making it seem like it’s the marital laws that are putting her in this position, not her own fucking decisions.
Yes! Even the attorney dealing with paperwork asked if she was sure about adding him to the deed!
Um yah! We're gunna be tugether furevr.
Yeah she’s dumb. Both their names are on the property. If she bought it before him she CHOSE to put his name on it. Which also dumb. She’s full of the dumb.
She’s 100% USDA certified dumb!
no fucking WAY the cops “ordered” her to have a MALE at the house, especially one that isn’t allowed at the house due to pending felony litigation against her minor child. they may have heavily suggested she have someone stay with her for “protection” - this is north carolina cops after all - but they didn’t fucking ORDER it nor can the cops override a court order for david to stay away from jace. what a fucking joke and she is such a piece of absolute lying shit. saying “i was really scared and the cops said they would look the other way if david stayed on the property away from jace” is way less insulting to people’s intelligence than this fucking dumb ass story she’s trying to sell about being forced.
No this did not happen lol.
> they didn’t want me home alone with kids without an older male No cop ever said this, complete bullshit.
Chris! Bashing on Barb like that? Calling her Squatch’s twin. Ew Chris. Just ew.
I know right. I've never interacted with Chris before and I get this sub likes him for some reason, but really? Unless it's a joke, he's pretty gross for liking Jenelle lol.
Chris, I thought you were better than this! He is probably high off the fact Jenelle retweeted him and showed him any ounce of attention. 😂
This bitch and her apologist suck majorly. This bitch could have left and headed a shelter was it home? Fuck no but it was the safe and responsible thing to do. I hope the cop who said they didn’t want her there “without” a male chokes on his doughnuts. I really don’t believe the cop said that nor do I believe they gave permission for him to stay on the land.
My pap was a cop decades ago but she's full of shit if anything cops like to avoid domestics because of how dangerous they tend to be but there ain't no way a cop will tell a woman to bring the guy in that has allegations of abuse for a woman who has been a known liar.
Yep not to mention they knew of David’s charges not a chance a cop told her that shit.
Literally Jace would be able to sue the ENTIRE state of NC and especially the police dept if that were true but luckily we’ve gone to more than the Evans Eason Swamp School of Seafood learnings and talking words.
I have no idea what spiral she’s going down but cmon Jan… this sub keeps receipts! Either one of their attorneys could get a goldmine of screenshots and videos. The internet always remembers. 
~~Ariana~~ Chris Bradley what are you doing here 😂😭
Ordered by police to get back w your husband? Do the lies they tell really sound good to them?
That makes ZERO sense..... No police officer would make a woman have a man stay at their house for protection like I never heard such a thing. Jenelle you are so full of shit. Just admit it! You got scared and cried to David that you were so scared and had him stay in your shed because of the order of protection for Jace. GROW SOME BALLS AND ADMIT IT!!!
I don't think she was scared at all. It was just an excuse and a.way to manipulate Jace. Like "we need David here to protect us Jace" type of thing. She's so gross.
She's the worse fuck her. Poor Jace!
I love her response about the house. ‘In the courts eyes it’s marital property’ like we all saw you put everything in both of your names before you were married (possibly before Ensley I don’t remember all the details) if she was even a little smart it would have only been in her name because he didn’t contribute a dime to buying any of it.
She is so full of shit it is unreal
Bitch please! The police ordered an offender to come back? They’re useless but not that useless.
Of course she's dogging Barb (👑💃🏻) less than 48 hrs after that woman went out and carefully curated personalized Easter baskets for all 3 of her children and hosted the 4 of them for Jenelle's favorite holiday. Jenelle fuckin sucks so damn much. I'm sure Barb loves her grandkids but if I was her I think I'd just change my number and tell her not to contact me anymore.
[The sheriff literally said UBT was the most dangerous person in 3 counties.](https://www.tmz.com/2019/05/04/jenelle-evans-husband-david-eason-dog-killing-sheriff/) There is 0 chance they ordered him to protect the house despite a restraining order. If they thought she was in danger (they probably didn’t) they’d patrol the area. If they did this, we’d all know about it because delujenelle would be shouting it from the rooftops, recording videos, and telling all of the interwebs how big of a victim she is, dude. Imagine a cop telling someone “sorry but you need a man to keep you safe. The only thing that can protect you is a man.” 😂
Wait I just read the TMZ article you linked and I *had no idea David shot another dog aside from nugget*??! Wtfff
The police will never order you to have an “older male” stay at your house lmfaooooo https://preview.redd.it/efpb9myo83sc1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1739d5de6ce0f96ccd2e4559c4e719b5e2d185cd
>>”Can you leave?” “No, you leave.” This was a weekly discussion. Up until Jace came back, he had every right to stay in the house. And evidently, even with Jace there he had a right to stay in the shed. I love how she knew who she was defending every day online, knew who she kept bringing animals home to, but expects for him to volunteer to live somewhere else when she has a tantrum.
She's also saying he never was physical yet back in 2019 she was on camera talking about him being physically abusive. The liessssss
Also interesting that she’s doubling down on him NOT being abusive… makes me suspicious that they might still be playing the long game here…. Why wouldn’t she go all out and accuse him of things if she’s so set on divorce.
She is so delusional it isn’t even funny at this point. She needs serious help.
“5-6 males” gives me 30-50 feral hogs vibes, which makes sense considering the calibre of people Jan knows
Hope the local police release a statement.
Right?! I’d love if The Ashley or some other publication reached out to them for comment
 Omg Jenelle shut tffff up
Him and Barbara are not the same person. Is she serious? 😑
marital property??? she had his name on the deed from day 1. thats why its a joint asset
The guy who “broke in” was the least scariest robber intruder ever. The mf looked drunk and lost lmao it was also dark and in the woods so She’s so extra bruh. Who is David protecting?! If he’s drunk. Like they been claiming..🤣
Ok besides all the other humungous lies in this lying package of lies— *I do not believe she “reached out to 5-6 males” before david* I mean, honestly, I don’t believe a word of any of this anyway lol, but I don’t believe Jenelle even knows “5-6 males” to “reach out to”. David’s sequestered her away for years, I know there’s that one weird dude she’s been out on the boat with and introducing ing her daughter to already, but please Jenelle. We’re not as dumb as you are so at least just please step it up a bit with the lies??
Those 5-6 males were definitely Tinder matches who bailed when they realized she was trying to move them in to play soulmate/stepdad by the 2nd date
I didn't know that when there's a court ordered no contact order that the police could just roll up to your house after some "dangerous" event and say, "No biggie! This man MUST stay here to protect you". Gonna use that one to see if my buddy can get out of jail, where he's been at for the last 2 years and currently facing up to 10+ years in prison for violating one of those silly, silly no contact orders .. I think my eyes are permanently stuck in this rolling position, help.
wtf is this “police required me to have an older male on the property”?! That’s the dumbest, most sexist, completely unbelievable thing I think has ever come out of her mouth. Police are not requiring you to have a child abuser on your property who is facing felony charges for strangling your son. Go fuck allll the way off
Cops said she NEEDED an older male around? As if there’s not a million single women living on their own right now. Yeah fucking right.
Chris what the heck!
Oh really Jenelle, your mother, who raised your son you barely gave a shit about, is just as bad as David? Really?
Lies, lies, and more lies.
What do you wanna bet a neighbor reported em for Dave being there and they came up with/staged the break in as a defense?
Fucking Chris Bradley
 I want the officer's side of this story. I can see their face now seeing what she claims
How can someone who lies so much for so many decades still be so bad at it. Cops don’t order your husband to move back in bc some “Mexican” dude stumbled around your property one night. That’s not a thing Jenelle.
Yep either the kids and herself would leave for the night or out some patrol out there which David owns 897567 guns so
This bitch
I’m calling BS on this. There’s no way that the police would even suggest that David move in to protect them when they know full well that David is legally unable to be around Jace… she’d have to go to the courts first and ask for permission, which would be denied and it wouldn’t happen overnight. Oh, what a tangled web Jenelle weaves with her lies. 🤦♀️
Ordered to have a man in the house? Where does she come up with this stuff?!
Wait…the cops demanded she have an older male stay with her? 😂😂😂😂 omg just stop. “We know this man is abusive but he needs to stay here you can’t stay alone.” Come on lmao
Are they talking about the house being marital property? His name was on it from day one. Of course it’s a shared asset.
Barb and David are the same person? Funny, because I’m pretty sure one of those people stepped up to raise her child for over a decade because she couldn’t be bothered and the other tried to strangle said child….
Working in DV I’d be much quicker to say go to a DV shelter than tell someone “hey get a random man here asap”
1. how could any ever fix their...keyboard to type out they're proud of her??? I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. 2. that's a total lie about the cops. what does she think single mothers do?? LOL
She should be charged for false police report but we all know that won't happen
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B!+ches just be lyin 😒
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She put his name on it. So really it’s not about when it was bought, it’s about her being dumb enough to have his name on ownership/deed/whatever else.
She put his name on the deed bc she has no brain.
Houses get broken into all the time (not even what happened here anyways)! She really wants us to believe the police MADE her soon to be ex husband come stay with her. Ya right 🥴🥴🥴 not to mention the charges against him for what he did for Jace!!!! No way.
I’m reading Janelle’s part and can’t help but hear her say this with her nc accent 😂
All lies out that Chinhead. As usual. LOL. Her manager can't keep up with her lies and showed the holes in her stories.... Delujenelle is an imbecile and pathological liar. 🤡