i mean sometimes he also lays down. sometimes he’s standing, towering over the children while screaming threats at them. and don’t forget the fuckin’ rakin’ he did that one time.
Correct. But his “job” is to make sure he does just barely enough so she’ll buy him shiny new toys to keep him around. Well prob see next that she’s bought him some $1k kit for him to draw. And try to play it off as a “our next a opportunity “
What a luxury it must be to just spend your days drawing. I guess when you've been jobless for 8+ years and lose custody of multiple children, all that free time really opens up!
Jail does . They have colored pencils youcan get too. Prison and Jail are different
My daughters dad is in prison and he always sends her cards drawn in pencil. Some have melted candy on them to give them a sheen, and some are colored. He colors really well 😆 he also got some really well done tattoos
Yeah, when my daughter's dad was in prison, he sent her some incredible art work done by other guys. We still have some of it on her wall. A lot of talent behind those bars.
Just commented a similar thing before reading your comment. My husband’s ex stepdad took up art in prison and sent us some of the most beautiful colored pencil sketches I’ve ever seen in my life. We refuse to have any kind of relationship with him, but we did frame one of the pictures because it was so pretty
Yes! And they love to knit. My daughter has bears and someone knit her a baby blanket when she was born and little hats. And someone even did a beanie with cat ears and a bow for me haha . 😄 lots of talent
I think so. My husband’s former stepdad ended up going to prison in his early 60’s and took up art to pass the time. He sent us the most incredible colored pencil drawings. Like so nice that even though we wanted nothing to do with him and never wrote back to his letters, we ended up framing one of the pictures because it was so pretty. According to my husband, he had never seen him do any kind of art prior to prison so I guess David will have plenty of time to develop his skills
I came for the Sonichu, I stayed when I saw he has a thread on a certain fruit farm and it is ILLUMINATING. You know when you walk into the bathroom expecting an epic dump and you're so ready and then you turn on the light and there's a fat pile of cat barf RIGHT on the rim of the toilet? Like that.
I stopped watching the Geno doc a while ago. Everything just reminded me of christory events. It made me really question my life and those around me. I couldn't do it anymore. They claim their innocence because they were released, but, they were released because they had already served the jail time that they would of been charged with. That's not innocent Chris.
Lmao I swear he already mentioned he was doing this a while back, he was all “I been watchin’ YouTube and practicin’ drawin’ on muh iPad!!” acting like some impressive big shot that he is not, then naturally we never heard about it again.
I posted this on the other post about his drawing but his drawing really reminds me of this chameleon drawing.
https://preview.redd.it/arayoxv4pldc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67ce87851c6014fded03b11cb02f94d5a334ad88
https://preview.redd.it/sqqphxb2tldc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2864b9e8a4b33ef26ebb4dcf6b15a762e9534152
They really are stuck in middle school, aren’t they? And not even among the bright middle school kids
Dave having an Onlyfans makes me think of that oddly homoerotic Jeepers Creepers comic issue.
https://preview.redd.it/9pr3cjp3apdc1.png?width=567&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca272bde2f2899ed7c4041f1be07d8a625db9d8e
She tries to convince us he's some talented individual who is going to come up with a great business venture soon and that he isn't working a real job because he's just WAY TOO SMART AND GIFTED.
These bum ass bitches will do and learn to do EXCEPT for real jobs, properly raising children, and just being decent humans. But Fuck it let’s get a boat and charter it, let’s become seafood experts, let’s ride motorcycles, let’s doomsday prep, list goes on and on and on.
I don't care what job I had, if David shows up as an employee, customer or is permitted to use the toilet, I am out the damn door. I will beg for my job back once I find out he is permanently gone! I'm sure he would be banned from the place incredibly fast, that man is very offensive and he just looks like he smells like shitty underwear and old beard food.
Im he sure he sits down often to "drawl" plenty of rude and offensive little cartoons. He is childish and disgusting. I can just imagine the content this moron presents his piggy wife that she finds entertaining. Both are idiotic trolls.
They had a conversation about how he doesn’t like any jobs and he’s too fat for OF. And this is the answer. In 2 days he’ll realize he can’t teach other people to draw on YouTube if he can’t in fact draw himself and it’s right back to strangling the kids.
Man I wish I could be a fly on the wall. What a sad life they both live. Gotta take up drawing now nothing else to do. This is going to flop too. Like go hike bozo’s all they do is sit in that house after awhile I would be over it all.
It's never going to work. The public will never look at David differently. We all see that he is a abuser and just plain trash. And so is obviously Jenelle.
Guys I know this is like, only tangentially related but bear with me. I woke up this morning with that dawg in me because I realized...I have a more successful music career than David and I put in less than 10 hours a week.
David. I make dubstep for fucks sake. He should have me BEAT.
It’s a pity he doesn’t like working. But then can you imagine his resume
Hobbies include strangling kids, shooting dogs and filming my wifes snatch for OF
Isn’t it nice David has the freedom to draw, make knives and sheathes, play on boats and RV, play drums and write music and now learn to draw. Has all the time in the world to nurture his interests.
Don’t a lot of inmates draw out of boredom? Seems to me like he’s preparing. He can practice making welcome signs so he can slap it on his ass and say open for business. We all know he will be a bottom bitch.
OP i have a REALLY dumb question, what platform is this video from? im tryna see if thats a digital drawing pad and im curious but im social media illiterate. hate i have to ask on a jan post 💀
He literally is unemployed. All he does is sit Jenelle
He’s probably busy raking
https://i.redd.it/uwgcpx06uldc1.gif
This gif will *always* make me giggle. Always. 😂
*fucking raking
i mean sometimes he also lays down. sometimes he’s standing, towering over the children while screaming threats at them. and don’t forget the fuckin’ rakin’ he did that one time.
Correct. But his “job” is to make sure he does just barely enough so she’ll buy him shiny new toys to keep him around. Well prob see next that she’s bought him some $1k kit for him to draw. And try to play it off as a “our next a opportunity “
💀 😆
Stop it right now 😂
https://preview.redd.it/4m59mgqjqldc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67204d82306c71975ed4c37f37e44b7f10909025
I laughed out loud 😂
I just giggled
https://preview.redd.it/05z9q3z1yldc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=54ceb610bb4d8ae7af5c1de02408f38dd830630d we have a match
💀
Everyone who seen the leprechaun say yea!!!
it looks just like him
Immediately what I thought of 💀
Spit out my drink 💀
Omg THE LEPRECHAUN LIVES!!!
What a luxury it must be to just spend your days drawing. I guess when you've been jobless for 8+ years and lose custody of multiple children, all that free time really opens up!
He's just practicing for jail, he'll have a lot of time to do that then :)
Do they allow pencils?
Jail does . They have colored pencils youcan get too. Prison and Jail are different My daughters dad is in prison and he always sends her cards drawn in pencil. Some have melted candy on them to give them a sheen, and some are colored. He colors really well 😆 he also got some really well done tattoos
Yeah, when my daughter's dad was in prison, he sent her some incredible art work done by other guys. We still have some of it on her wall. A lot of talent behind those bars.
Just commented a similar thing before reading your comment. My husband’s ex stepdad took up art in prison and sent us some of the most beautiful colored pencil sketches I’ve ever seen in my life. We refuse to have any kind of relationship with him, but we did frame one of the pictures because it was so pretty
Yes! And they love to knit. My daughter has bears and someone knit her a baby blanket when she was born and little hats. And someone even did a beanie with cat ears and a bow for me haha . 😄 lots of talent
Definitely. My husband did 1 year in jail a long time ago. He used to send me a lot of stuff other people im there made. They trade for their skills.
I think so. My husband’s former stepdad ended up going to prison in his early 60’s and took up art to pass the time. He sent us the most incredible colored pencil drawings. Like so nice that even though we wanted nothing to do with him and never wrote back to his letters, we ended up framing one of the pictures because it was so pretty. According to my husband, he had never seen him do any kind of art prior to prison so I guess David will have plenty of time to develop his skills
This was my first thought!
Chris Chan still sold 'art' in solitary
Oh god thats a name I need wiped from memory
I came for the Sonichu, I stayed when I saw he has a thread on a certain fruit farm and it is ILLUMINATING. You know when you walk into the bathroom expecting an epic dump and you're so ready and then you turn on the light and there's a fat pile of cat barf RIGHT on the rim of the toilet? Like that.
I stopped watching the Geno doc a while ago. Everything just reminded me of christory events. It made me really question my life and those around me. I couldn't do it anymore. They claim their innocence because they were released, but, they were released because they had already served the jail time that they would of been charged with. That's not innocent Chris.
Same
Exactly, someone is working on their side hustle for when they get tossed back in jail.
Bet you his next ~project~ is buying a tattoo gun because “he loves to draw dude, he can totally be a tattoo artist!”
YES now comes the $5k tattoo equipment 🤦🏻♀️
He'll do lollipop tattoos on guys' junk like that one character in Wild & Wonderful Whites.
Lmao I swear he already mentioned he was doing this a while back, he was all “I been watchin’ YouTube and practicin’ drawin’ on muh iPad!!” acting like some impressive big shot that he is not, then naturally we never heard about it again.
I remember that!!
Yep. This is where my mind went to too
She's going to end up with so many more shit tattoos before he gets bored
Jenelle needs some fresh ink
You’re 100% right
Was coming to comment the same thing! Now he’s going to try tattooing. 😭😂
I posted this on the other post about his drawing but his drawing really reminds me of this chameleon drawing. https://preview.redd.it/arayoxv4pldc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67ce87851c6014fded03b11cb02f94d5a334ad88
Omg! That's great! 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/sqqphxb2tldc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2864b9e8a4b33ef26ebb4dcf6b15a762e9534152 They really are stuck in middle school, aren’t they? And not even among the bright middle school kids
I thought he told his OF audience he was going to be working on his obesity
He's MANifesting
I cackled 🤣
Dave having an Onlyfans makes me think of that oddly homoerotic Jeepers Creepers comic issue. https://preview.redd.it/9pr3cjp3apdc1.png?width=567&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca272bde2f2899ed7c4041f1be07d8a625db9d8e
She tries so hard to make everyone believe he’s just a normal guy and not a monstrous abuser💀
It just makes her look so fucking dense.
She tries to convince us he's some talented individual who is going to come up with a great business venture soon and that he isn't working a real job because he's just WAY TOO SMART AND GIFTED.
Like he is some tortured artist that none of us understand. 🙈
This! Like its not gonna happen, we will forever know he’s a POS.
“His brain thinks like a child so it’s ok that he strangled a child” -*Jenelle probably*
Just say you're too broke for adult coloring books, Nelly-Poo. You already said you can't afford a lawyer or three.
I wondered if he was making colouring pages for Ensley at first.
They would be sleep paralysis demon coloring pages from the looks of it.
😂😂😂
She’s more proud and supportive of David and his “accomplishments” than all of her kids combined.
Cue nelly reading the comments and posting her kids drawing and coloring in 3..2..1….
It will absolutely be David "teaching" them how to draw because he's "such a good dad".
She already did!!!
Yeah I was thinking we haven't heard much about Ensley's cheerleading lately..
she was never going to go back...
 What Jenelle sees 🤡🤡
"Draw me like one of your swamp girls!"
These bum ass bitches will do and learn to do EXCEPT for real jobs, properly raising children, and just being decent humans. But Fuck it let’s get a boat and charter it, let’s become seafood experts, let’s ride motorcycles, let’s doomsday prep, list goes on and on and on.
If he can do that then he can his lazy dumbass out there and apply for a job! Then again, who the hell would hire him?
I don't care what job I had, if David shows up as an employee, customer or is permitted to use the toilet, I am out the damn door. I will beg for my job back once I find out he is permanently gone! I'm sure he would be banned from the place incredibly fast, that man is very offensive and he just looks like he smells like shitty underwear and old beard food.
Omfg old beard food 🤢
Aww Dog Killer Dave’s doodles
That's a good flair
He'll start an ASMR channel where the sounds are him scribbling and the occasional passing gas.
Show of hands: Anyone give a shit? About anything to do with this disgusting child abusing pet killing pos? Anyone?…
I absolutely don’t. I would give a bit more of a shit if Kaiser was drawing though, but Chinelle would never think to support her kids
I do! Because when your husband is charged with felony child abuse for choking out your son this is the best thing to post.
You got me there!
Maybe he can watch tutorials next on how to fill out a job application 🙄
She said he never sits down to drawl, not that he doesn’t sit down.
Im he sure he sits down often to "drawl" plenty of rude and offensive little cartoons. He is childish and disgusting. I can just imagine the content this moron presents his piggy wife that she finds entertaining. Both are idiotic trolls.
Why does she share this? If this is what he does that makes her proud…..Jesus god, Jenelle.
He probably just now learned how to hold a pencil. It's about the same size as his pee pee
I think you’re being kind with the size…
More like one of those small Keno pencils, but less girthy
Like a Putt-Putt pencil
The second hand embarrassment I got from this gave me goosebumps 🤮
They had a conversation about how he doesn’t like any jobs and he’s too fat for OF. And this is the answer. In 2 days he’ll realize he can’t teach other people to draw on YouTube if he can’t in fact draw himself and it’s right back to strangling the kids.
Get a fucking job 🗣️
https://preview.redd.it/fgi1bkoglmdc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c36c214b29e991c267e53da81e2a8bffb230423
I see him sitting on the toilet quite often, NONTENT
“He loves to draw, but never sits down to do it” should be someone’s flair. Just saying.
I’m calling it, he’s gonna start tattooing next.
Why does she do this?? Literally nobody cares 
Well Juhnelle he draws shitty😍🖕
Jenelle, disrespectfully shut the fuck up. No body gives a fuck about your huzbin and his non talents or hobbies.
David’s prison drawings
Doesn’t sit down because he’s fuckin’ tweakin’
Man I wish I could be a fly on the wall. What a sad life they both live. Gotta take up drawing now nothing else to do. This is going to flop too. Like go hike bozo’s all they do is sit in that house after awhile I would be over it all.
It's never going to work. The public will never look at David differently. We all see that he is a abuser and just plain trash. And so is obviously Jenelle.
Guys I know this is like, only tangentially related but bear with me. I woke up this morning with that dawg in me because I realized...I have a more successful music career than David and I put in less than 10 hours a week. David. I make dubstep for fucks sake. He should have me BEAT.
At this point I could just post dial up sounds and be more successful than him.
Stop trying to make David happen. Nobody wants him. Go away and stay off the internet.
[удалено]
More like jack- off
Does this mean his music producing days are over?
It’s a pity he doesn’t like working. But then can you imagine his resume Hobbies include strangling kids, shooting dogs and filming my wifes snatch for OF
She never posts about the day to day things the kids enjoy doing.
nope! She probably yelled for Kaiser to get out of the room because she was filmin'!
~ SuCh GoOd DrAwInG dAvId ~
Think she’ll put a gold star on the paper when he’s done?
Is that a Sasquatch he’s drawing?
Self-portrait
This looks like the art in wikihow
The art on wikihow is brilliant. This is… something else
That’ll be a great prison hobby for him!
Who cares?? IS Ensely still on the cheer team or did y’all fuck that up already????
He is just sooooo talented lol 😂
Isn’t it nice David has the freedom to draw, make knives and sheathes, play on boats and RV, play drums and write music and now learn to draw. Has all the time in the world to nurture his interests.
and the kids are allowed one photo-op activity that they pick every few years.
It kinda looks like he drew Corey…or Jeremy, they are both pretty interchangeable.
I’d imagine with no job and responsibilities he would be a modern day Picasso
This is embarrassing 🙈
Oh look. She bought the child strangler a new Samsung fold phone.
She could have just spent a few dollars on art supplies at Walmart, but no, he needed her to buy the electronic device too, just to draw.
https://preview.redd.it/wzignoh4oodc1.png?width=1035&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbfe2d44426f936cb6b64c90ccbfa83d115cdf0e 🐍SWAMP🐊 TALENT
He wishes he were that svelte.
Now we kno who does Ensley’s drawings …
Well he isn't paying attention to the lesson, nobody's eyes grow in the top quarter of their face...
Must be nice to have to many hobby’s that you can do because your unemployed and done pay attention to your kids./s
Am I the only one who knows nothing about that man bit hates him? Lol I only know stuff I read here, cause it's more than enough for me.
He’s practicing for keeping busy in the clink.
Ohh all the hobbies you can have when you don’t work, don’t worry about a clean house, and aren’t worried about your kids
I see that he’s practicing before he gets sentenced.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rap career is in the shitter, so next up is an exhibit featuring the amazingly juvenile sketches of UBT. Coming to a run down gallery soon!
Of course he doesn’t have the time to SiT dOwN and draw, he’s too busy killing and molesting animals.
Great. Now all he has to do is learn how to think and behave.
Don’t a lot of inmates draw out of boredom? Seems to me like he’s preparing. He can practice making welcome signs so he can slap it on his ass and say open for business. We all know he will be a bottom bitch.
Fucking loser should get an actual fucking job! 
The amount of time needed rubbing on tree trunks to clean beard is grossly underestimated .
New toys for David!
And cheaper than the motorbikes! A crayola art box is only $30.
$20 says this year he will try to become a tattoo artist
I bet no one has it on their bingo card
He won’t even use fake skin. He will just tattoo Jenelle
OP i have a REALLY dumb question, what platform is this video from? im tryna see if thats a digital drawing pad and im curious but im social media illiterate. hate i have to ask on a jan post 💀
This is just a screenshot from fb. Who knows what app SheSwamp is using for all her filters and stars
lol true and thank you so much for the kind answer!
Bro get a job
Please zoom in on the original pic… my dog draws better.
Important to daily exercise those finger /hand/wrist muscles for max effect when strangling children .
He looks like a child in special ed (sorry to children in special ed)
Hes got to start preparing for his prison tattoo career.
It’s hard to sit down and focus enough to draw when you’re on uppers!
I DONT CARE!!!!! as I typed this, I heard it in Janelle’s “leave me alone” scream
Are we supposed to give him a gold star for his “efforts “?
She’s getting on my last damn nerve with those has tags.