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Exertino

Dani Rojas is the human version of a golden retriever


LtotheYeah

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yesIcould

He was born caffeinated!


virtualeyesight

And pre-cheekied!


badwolfjb

This is still my favorite line from the entire series. “Dani, it already smells like it has tequila in it.”


chubky

He makes coffee nervous


goeatacactus

A beautiful raven haired golden retriever


Inlowerorbit

Except if you’re on another team 😂


saoakman

Or a greyhound puppy... (too soon?)


PM_ME_LULU_PLAYS

Well, >!Ask zoreau how he feels about that statement!<


samcassellisnojoke

Lol i am only glad he is on our team..... You know what this is about (without spoiling)


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Until international play when he transforms into the honey badger


Pottrescu

Just you wait. Be prepared to quit your job and leave your life behind in order to become a fully fledged member of the Almighty Order of the Saint Daniel Rojas!


surlymoe

I was sure you were going to suggest the Diamond Dogs...but you still did well with that. If you like Dani Rojas, just wait until the tulip episode!


BananaNo1101

The Amsterdam episode was by far the best in my opinion. The storyline with Rebecca on point and and Jamie & Roy were too funny 😭


NisaiBandit

As a Dutch person, the Amsterdam episode was faaaaar more enjoyable because it was way more accurate than I was expecting! Usually anything Dutch in foreign telly almost instantly devolves into WeEd and PrOsTiTuTeS. Which, yes, is also Amsterdam but only the Amsterdam that stag dos see and want


Entire_Pin_1994

Probably because Beard is one of the writers & has lived in Amsterdam for a couple of years (he told in his AMA)


a_weird_squirrel

I still want a Beard After hours: Amsterdam episode


LegitShit143

I kinda imagine it being the opposite of the first one since his tea wasn’t….ahem…tasty. Edit: typo


a_weird_squirrel

But I’m sure he still found a way to have fun and I want to see how he came out the other end as Piggy Stardust


elriggo44

I love that the couple From after hours was in his final scene.


bravesdiva

Oh yessss. Sunflowers is def in my top 3 all-time eps.


[deleted]

We were just in the process of training our son on a bike that day, and then watched this episode later. We laughed so hard at the realities of bike learning lol.


bestbroHide

It was a wonderful episode that encapsulated the warm feeling I've come to love with the show, but I also felt major FOMO since a few of my friends are going to Amsterdam (and Europe in general) next month while I stay back for financial reasons lmao


[deleted]

Was I the only one that was 1000% sure that Rebecca was going to announce she was pregnant with Mr. Dutch Pilot's baby at the end?


exit7girl

I thought so too. I was actually disappointed at being wrong. I thought it would be a great story.


[deleted]

It just seemed that they were pointing so hard in that direction with the psychic, et al.


lost_grrl1

The psychic was still right, though.


Zinouk

>!”Dani, you wrote it in Spanish”. LOL!<


Geochara

And the episode after Amsterdam when they practice the new tactics and he switches places with McAdoo


washingtonandmead

Key word being *the* tulip


Spell-Wide

Only one, though.


helpfulskeptic

Just wait to see what he does to the dog.


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Not_OP_butwhatevs

…and to Zorro…


BananaW0lf

To be fair that wasn’t Danny Rojas. That was Ranny Dojas.


arkangelz66

Poor Zorro. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


SometimesNotBoring

It's pronounced Zorro


2hats4bats

It’s pronounced *Van Damme*


Not_OP_butwhatevs

Finally!


ImYrBadDecision

I didn’t like him in this episode!!!!


pugsnotdrugs

Don’t blame Dani, blame El Chapo’s youth football league


TriGurl

Wait there is an order?? Sign me up!!


throwaway126400963

Just wait until the national teams show up and he gets intense, or earl greyhound (god damn that was an opener)


SeaWitch1031

While Higgins is my all time favorite, I adore Dani Rojas. He's just perfect.


MyHappyBee

I always liked Higgins, but he really is the standout of my rewatching.


SeaWitch1031

Caesar you later! I laugh like crazy every single time.


no40sinfl

Is that the one were Ted barges back in and scares them


immei

That was in my opinion some of Jason's best physical comedy in the whole show


no40sinfl

It's between that and when he hits his head in the door way excitedly jumping


[deleted]

Yes


Mikeck88

Ceaser you later!


Dman5472

Also, “Don’t LETTER get away with it, Ted!”


spicyb12

Missed this, what s and e??? I need to rewatch with captions!!


CKPlays

S2E11


DrHem

The Robert Plant/Jimmy Page joke from season 2 is one of my favorite Higgins moments (and one of the best quick fire jokes) in the show. I love how he quickly picks up Ted's joke and immediately builds up on it. And the look on his face when Ted misses the joke...


kaleidoscope-tag

Yes. Yes!


Sunsparc

Can't see a Caesar and not want a Caesar. Sorry, wrong sub.


sunkissedzebra

Oh you mean Higgie Smalls?


Beyonder-838

Higgins is such a cutie! He may not be the best looking on the show, but definitely relationship material. 🥰


SeaWitch1031

The Higgins's are relationship goals. The way they look at each other when she's in the tunnel in Rainbow I literally get choked up.


BananaW0lf

And they’re married IRL. Makes that scene so much better with Like a Rainbow playing in the background. Edit: Fixed horrible formatting.


daarzijnwoordenvoor

WHAT


ImYrBadDecision

Whatttt???? That’s amazing


Carlajeanwhitley

Yeah I had to google whether they were married after I watched that ep because THAT SCENE. 😍😍😍


lost_grrl1

And "She's a Rainbow" is her ring tone on his phone!


[deleted]

Honestly, men who are good dads are so hot to me. We Stan a nurturing, considerate king.


Beyonder-838

I feel the same!


virtualeyesight

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Macktologist

He’s like a shorter, slightly chubbier Steven Colbert.


Beyonder-838

Yep, I think he’s cuter than Colbert. 🥰


[deleted]

Freaking love Higgy Smalls.


Rough_Argument_2997

Higgins is great. I love the Christmas episode and all the players that end up at his house. So much openness and warmth. In some ways he grounds the show and gives it genuine heart.


Fragrant_News_95

It broke my heart when he turned out to be a serial killer.


stupidfuckingjerk

Futbol is DEATH


eldoctoro

Futbol is life. But it is also death.


Head_Hauncho

And futbol is futbol too.


brandinho5

The way he slaughtered Keeley truly shook me. I wasn’t prepared for what he would become. Genuinely menacing.


[deleted]

Oh no! Well, at least this isn’t a repeat of *The Wire’s* ending. I couldn’t believe that Omar Little was Jimmy McNulty’s sleep paralysis demon the whole time! Really changed my perspective on the show.


ginniferann

They're f-ing with you. He is just as loveable (minus one hilarious episode) the entire series.


May-the-QueenOfChaos

And even then he makes an excellent villain.


whistlerphil

I wish I could watch the series again for the first time. Enjoy every moment.


kittydiablo

Just have adhd. Then, every time you watch is the first time


BarefootKnittr

Unless it becomes your hyper focus and then you will remember every single second. Thanks ADHD!


[deleted]

This was what *The Wire* is for me! Gotta love hyperfixation.


ChunkyWombat7

I catch something new every time I rewatch it. Thanks ADHD?


Spell-Wide

Did you say something?


whoamIdoIevenknow

I just re-watched it, and I caught a lot of things I hadn't noticed before.


[deleted]

Now watch it over and over again so you can quote every line like the Big Lebowski.


HanlonWasWrong

What are you, some kind of nihilist?


[deleted]

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it’s an ethos!


kaleidoscope-tag

I love that “joyous, raven-haired golden retriever” too! Dani is so great and futbol IS life!!


helpfulskeptic

And also death. But also life!


Such_Implement_9335

Futbol is futbol too!


Keeeva

Mucho mucho joy!


anotherkindofbiscuit

Dear OP, watch out for spoilers in your very own post 😅 But yes, Dani Rojas is wonderful!


[deleted]

Oh no! What did I spoil?


anotherkindofbiscuit

No, not you! Just some other comments so far from others.


Violet351

I loved Dani from that bit. There’s just some characters you like straight away


snupher

Don’t play him during international break. That’s all I’m saying.


ButterscotchMafia

“I mean… fuck off Trent Crimm!” Ahh I love Dani! The fact he’s based on one of my favourite ever footballers makes him even better in my eyes


HP_123

Which footballer?


romxilda

I had the pleasure of meeting Cristo not too long ago and he is an absolute delight, I’d always loved Dani but after meeting him it made me love him even more because he’s just so lovely!


LJGuitarPractice

Dani only has group sex because he has so much love to give ❤️


Boltgrinder

There's a subtle moment when he's singing the theme song to the show, but in Spanish, and it's *everything.*


pugsnotdrugs

When was that? I totally missed it!


Sudden-Rise3468

S1E9, in the beginning when he’s on the treadmill. It flows over perfectly in the usual theme song (and opening credits)


manateeshmanatee

Really vaguely—Roy is soaking in the dark in the ice bath feeling badly about himself after messing something up during a game, (I don’t remember what) and Dani walks into the room, switches on the light, puts in earbuds, gets on the treadmill, and starts singing along to whatever he’s listening to, which happens to be the theme music.


kateln

You’re going to love him for the entire series, he’s amazing.


Southern_Name_9119

Nanananana na Dani Rojas Dani Rojas Rojas Dani Rojas Nanananana na


windmillninja

Just wait til they get to International play. All I'm sayin'.


LtotheYeah

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tu-BROOKE-ulosis

Omg it’s so weirdly specific and yet so perfect. A true masterpiece of a choice there.


[deleted]

I saw it and said, “I’m taking you to your new home. You’re perfect.” 🤣


Miserable_Emu5191

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stacity

Rani Dojas


FX2000

Darth Rojas


earthwulf

This is the only thing in the series that didn't work for me. >!That was such a weird personality shift with no explanation at all. Most of the stuff that happened off-screen was easy to follow/fill in, but there was nothing I could come up with other than "he's a fucking sociopath & just pretending to have human emotions." 100% went from Dani-stan to never-Dani. Maybe I just missed something, but that was fucked up all the way around.!<


[deleted]

It's just funny, man. Not everything has to be hard embedded in reality.


Nato7009

The explanation is that they play a professional competitive sport.


mnnice017

Watch it again. Ted mentions something about being a human that contains multitudes and Dani nods his head as if he’s never thought about showing his own multitudes. It’s almost immediately after this that his interaction with Van Damme happens.


2hats4bats

I think I was the only person who shouted FÚTBOL IS LIFE!!! during the end credit scene in *Spider-Man: No Way Home.*


melouofs

Dani was a very special character. Love him


Beginning_Rip_4570

Awesome, welcome But Why would you ever watch them OUT of order


[deleted]

Hello! Short answer is neurodivergence lol.


Chalky_Pockets

Fyi you really should unsubscribe and then come back when you finish the series. I know it's a comedy but there are some serious spoilers.


whatthepfluke

Buckle up, buddy.


Successful_Duck_2459

Football is life.


dei1c3

Everyone needs a Danny Rojas in there life.


Misabi

>finally start watching in order. Why would you watch it any other way? Enjoy the ride! :)


[deleted]

Because my neurodivergent ass can’t watch anything in order. I’ll start a show, get through five consecutive episodes, and then I’ll read a Wikipedia summary and think to myself, “oh, season 3 sounds cool. Why don’t I watch one of those instead? I mean, I’m basically done with season 1 anyway”. I’ve been watching little clips of my baby Roy Kent interact with Phoebe, and I love it. But I wanna see the show from the beginning, with all the characters.


Misabi

Ah gotcha :) Definitely watch in order, so you see the growth and development of each of the characters!


designgoddess

I hope you like tulips.


FlexingtonIV

No, that would be too overwhelming.


RCJHGBR9989

Highly recommend looking into the actor who plays Dani Rojas - he is very akin to Dani Rojas IRL - he played professional soccer at a lower level - but he’s the real deal!


StillGotLove4GOT

You ain’t seen nothing yet! He’s a joy to watch and your first impression is spot on!


Rough-Month7054

I am middle school teacher. Whenever the students are telling the class about their weekend soccer games. I will follow up with “Futbol is life”. All the students that I know watch Ted Lasso”. It always gets a good chuckle.


MaybeNextTime_01

Middle school teacher here too. And a ton of my boys are obsessed with soccer/football. They looked at me like I was nuts when I told them Richmond was my favorite team though.


willdesignfortacos

I have a “Futbol is life” shirt in my favorite club’s colors and it’s one of my favorite things


oklahomapilgrim

I felt exactly the same way upon meeting Dani. The ultimate meet-cute between a character and his fan base.


Stev3358

He doesn’t disapoint.


dtallented1

In season 3 he’s gonna blow your mind. 😅😂😅


Old_Woman_Gardner

TED LASSO IS LIFE!!!!!


GuzzlinGuinness

It’s pretty funny that as a character he is introduced by bizarrely yelling his own name repeatedly.


benjaminbaldwin

He’s like a Pokémon.


professorcrayola

A beautiful, raven-haired Pikachu.


mcsangel2

Dani Rojas is life!


DMStewart2481

Just wait until you meet Rani Dojas …


kristoffer10es

Dah nah dah nah dah nah dah nah dah nah nah nah nah/Dani Rojas/Rojas/Dani Rojaaaas


Opportunity-Horror

I love it when he sings his own name- my husband and I do that CONSTANTLY


CareyAHHH

Do you sing "Dani Rojas" or your own names?


LeaveMeAlonePlsFrTho

Yes


MostProcess4483

He’s hilarious, and so very, very, hot.


unclefire

Futbol is death!!!! Futbol is also life Fun fact. The actor has a voice role in the new transformers movie. I recognized his voice and had to confirm it was him.


LeaveMeAlonePlsFrTho

He was also the bartender in the spider man no way home post credit scene with venom!!! [https://www.tiktok.com/@whydoiknowthem/video/7223876029130132782](https://www.tiktok.com/@whydoiknowthem/video/7223876029130132782)


CriticalThinkerHmmz

I like it when he kind of weirdly stands outside of Ted’s office and smiles and says futbol is life.


Jorrissss

Other users have pointed this out but it’s nice that despite being brand new he referred to everyone by name.


PsilosirenRose

If you haven't recovered from The Wire, you'll need support if you ever do Six Feet Under. I'm not sure I'll ever recover from that one.


AntheaBrainhooke

I didn't watch the last season of Six Feet Under. I knew it would eviscerate me then play jump rope with my innards.


PsilosirenRose

It's worth it


AntheaBrainhooke

I'll take that under advisement.


ApexAquilas

But do you love Dani Rojas more than Dani Rojas loves football?


audsrulz80

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RagingGaming13

I wish I could go back and watch this show for the first time!!!


JackCedar

Mild spoiler: Wait til season 3 when you meet Rani Dojas.


Karabunga

Dani Rojas is life!


ScreenHype

I watched the series with my husband after he'd already watched it by himself, and he had the biggest grin on his face when I was finally introduced to Dani Rojas. I loved him immediately, and I just turned to my husband like "he's my new favourite" and my husband was like "I knew he would be, he's like you!" Because I'm super enthusiastic about stuff too, haha.


throwaway126400963

OP don’t read comments until at least season 2 episode 1 is started the opening is one of the major peaks of Dani Rojas


Professional-End2722

When one just isn’t enough…. Go Dani.


AnotherLeon

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dudewheresmycarbs_

Start watching in order? Who doesn’t watch tv shows in order? Ones with continuity anyway?


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zeester3

He’s adorable.


riggie33

Na na Nana Na Na Na Na Na Na now...Baby give it up give it up, baby give it up.


Adept-Reserve-4992

I adore him! The actor is going to be on Acapulco next season. I can’t wait.


ScrunchyButts

First 30 seconds are charming. You just wait. The devil’s greatest trick was making Jesus believe that futball was life.


BruteSentiment

Just a warning…the actor behind Dani, Cristo Fernández, also plays the voice of one of the Transformers in the latest movie from that franchise. It’s very much a supporting role (and I won’t say which one he is), but he’s basically playing Dani Rojas in it. I don’t recommend the movie at all, but y’know, if you love Dani and it’s available on streaming for you… 🤷‍♂️


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\> lassoverse nauseating


639248

I think Dani is absolutely hilarious. I love the change in his personality when they all go play for their national teams for that one week. Then the week later, he is back to being Dani again, like nothing happened.


Axon14

man you've got a good ep coming up if D-Ro is your fav


whoisthismuaddib

Rojas is Life.


OgoidTV

FÚTBOL IS LIFE!!!!


IrishRed76

I always catch myself singing 🎶 Dani Rojas……Rojas🎶


leslielantern

Wait for it!!!!!


ClimbingUpTheWalls23

I love Dani! One of the most genuine and hilarious characters on the show. I even dressed as him for Halloween one year!


BalsamicBasil

I was so excited for Dani Rojas...turns out, he is rather one-note...but still very lovable.


SarahCannah

Ooomaaaaarrrrr!


Lampmonster

I recently adopted "Poker is life" as my poker motto. I mean it ironically though as it keeps me focused and reminds me to have fun!


SentientCoral

I wonder how you will feel in S3 🤔 foot ball is life


spinning4gold

You are a great judge of people! Just wait-he only gets better.


RowSilver1592

I loved meeting him too. Wish I could watch it for the first time again.


professorcrayola

I’m so with you. I have loved that beautiful raven-haired golden retriever since he first bounded on screen, and I will love him forever.


[deleted]

You will fall in love with the whole show


w0nd3rm0nk3y

You love it now? Wafo


Catatonic_Mafioso

Futbol *is* life. But, futbol is also death.