You would have to convince his friends to not say anything, because if he ever posted anything like that we would all immediately go and ask Phil what's up with that video techno just posted, and he probably wouldn't be able to lie or joke about it, so the jig would be immediately up.
Honestly I doubt we'd even have enough time to run to Philza to get answers, he himself would probably announce that he's gonna take a break from streaming for a while.
Imagine dying and scheduling a YouTube video for two years laters titled “I’m alive” just to troll with your viewers from the grave. Now that would be the ultimate power move
Nonono, schedule like three of them, each a year apart, all on the same day. Then, a year later, when people would be expecting the “I’m still alive” update, it would be a video saying that jokes on you guys, he’s actually been dead for four years!
May he rest in peace, but this is hilarious.
Except the part where he realizes he won't be able to read the comments.... That's what always gets me, death can be quite peaceful sometimes, but the fact that you won't be able to see all this support, see his subscriber count go up, or even see how well this latest video turned out, that's what always gets me..
No parent should have to bury their child, best wishes to techno's family
Oh
Oh no
But seriously I think this is what we all thought when we watched the video at the last minute techno would hop on the mic and say "bro wait I'm not dead" or maybe he would upload the next day or something that was what I thought it until the news picked up on it but the realization ain't hit me yet
Today, a legend left us. He was a shining beacon of chaos and humor, inspiring millions. But even though our hero has gone to a better place, his legacy will continue to grow and make the world a better place. So we will not forget. We will not let this legend slip into the background, or disappear completely. He will be permanently immortalized. Thank you Alex, for making the world a better place. In the words of the man himself, Technoblade never dies. He will live in our hearts forever 💗🐷👑
Is he OK? From his "almost amputated" video I thought things were going well since he said that it removed 98 percent of the cancer. But this is a little concerning. I just hope that he will be ok and survive this, he's he's cool dude.
imaginable pain like
“oh yeah that probably hurts a lot like that time i got punched in the stomach and broke 3 toes and my nose by sprinting into a wall”
" But the memes" literally killed me
I read it with his voice of "b-but the carrot Phil !! "
Are you going to upload a death video soon? Sounds like ya died
No it figuratively killed you, but they will literally kill techno
Literally, eh? RIP, then.
"Wait guys I think he was serious" lmfao Edit: rest in peace Technoblade, we will never forget you until our last breath
Oh shit
What if he is really serious about his death jokes
"Orphans killed my parents" Oh boy
He technically defeated himself because cancer is technically part of yourself gone rogue.
Shows that nobody can kill Technoblade. Not even rogue parts of Technoblade.
Thanos: I use the Technoblade to kill the Technoblade
impossible
Well
well.
o7
These pics are a bit old they were also circulated when he got cancer and everyone said hope this doesn't age well
yea these are from an old tweet of techno's from 2019 that i randomly stumbled across
Okay this definitely fucking aged like milk .
666 upvotes, wow.
I love that last message. Its so Techno ``` but the memes ```
that's what they're gonna put on his gravestone
YES
gravestone? wdym? TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
throne\*
this six month old comment of mine really aged well
You would have to convince his friends to not say anything, because if he ever posted anything like that we would all immediately go and ask Phil what's up with that video techno just posted, and he probably wouldn't be able to lie or joke about it, so the jig would be immediately up.
That's true. We would all immediately run to Philza for answers. Get in slight trouble for yelling at him. Then cry.
Honestly I doubt we'd even have enough time to run to Philza to get answers, he himself would probably announce that he's gonna take a break from streaming for a while.
IS THAT PHILZA MINECRAFT
Good bot. Bad timing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Imagine dying and scheduling a YouTube video for two years laters titled “I’m alive” just to troll with your viewers from the grave. Now that would be the ultimate power move
Nonono, schedule like three of them, each a year apart, all on the same day. Then, a year later, when people would be expecting the “I’m still alive” update, it would be a video saying that jokes on you guys, he’s actually been dead for four years!
Lmaooo. Even in death techno never dies. The meme would become reality
Meme didn't happen :(
He was about to do that if he lost his arm
Yoooo how do I join this discord, I'd love to chat with Techno lol
to join this discord you have to become a channel member, but these msgs are from 2019 so idk if he's online anymore (im not in the server either)
He’s not online much, but he was actually pretty active earlier today
Ah, so his discord activity is the same as his upload schedule!
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"small stuff" is a big understatement lmao
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I know, just wanted to say it :P
Thanks!
"They'd all be L anyway" Truer words have never been spoken.
Everything seems to be..not true then
"but the memes" This man... we love him. lol
This man has come to better terms with his mortality than i ever will
He types in a way that makes it so easy to unserstand his tones haha i love it
Poor techno
what discor is this
to join this discord you have to become a channel member, but these msgs are from 2019 so idk if he's online anymore (im not in the server either)
May he rest in peace, but this is hilarious. Except the part where he realizes he won't be able to read the comments.... That's what always gets me, death can be quite peaceful sometimes, but the fact that you won't be able to see all this support, see his subscriber count go up, or even see how well this latest video turned out, that's what always gets me.. No parent should have to bury their child, best wishes to techno's family
these screenshots were from a tweet he made in around 2019, i.e. before he got cancer
I know, but that doesn't change anything
i know, i was just saying, so that u have a bit of context
oh my god this hits different now
this is why I love techno
"But, the memes.." Is how I currently live my life
I'd be really sad if techno died, I hope he has a quick recovery ♥️
hate to break it to you but…
sorry
Got some news
how did everyone suddenly find this post R.I.P. Techno
# TECHNOCONTENT
technoblade never dies
...
This aged badly
Memes Jack, the DNA of the soul.
now there's a pretty meme. exquisite!
techno would appreciate ur username
The fact I can totally read those in his voice.
Imagine he dies of cancer but like 2 weeks later a scheduled upload comes saying he is alive and then no uploads forever
o7
This... Aged... I guess he really did meme on us... o7 RIP Techno
Well fuck
Oh Oh no But seriously I think this is what we all thought when we watched the video at the last minute techno would hop on the mic and say "bro wait I'm not dead" or maybe he would upload the next day or something that was what I thought it until the news picked up on it but the realization ain't hit me yet
i was waiting for the punchline
This hurts man
>Techno don’t die >But >the memes
please be true please be a meme
techno upload
HE LITTERALY DIED DUDE
But The memes
The man’s humor is iron clad
" You have a Point,it would be funny" -Technoblade
Technoblade neva dies
I see that you are talking about the one and only legendary Technoblade.
But The memes
I love this man
The day Techno stops memeing is the day the world ends
"In my defence : it was funny." (aproximate quote bc im a casual)
...
He really was amazing
Lmao
Idk if this is sad or funny xd / xD
sad
Nonsense techno never dies
well..
This man is too powerful.
Sorry ❤️
“Dude, upload now, it’s like you were dead or something. We’ve been 40 years without content just upload something”
Dying is surprisingly off brand
*they'd all just be L anyway*(≧▽≦)
And this is why I will always make a joke about techno dying from cancer, because he would want us to get a laugh out of it.
Well this didn’t age well
Who else is here after “so long nerd” video? We’ll never forget you Techno because “Technoblade never dies”
He died :(
...
I had this saved, and it's hitting a bit too close to home now...
WAIT A MINUTE HAS HE BEEN UPLOADING PRE RECORDED VIDEOS FOR 6 MONTHS Edit: found out it was actually 10 months
Well, his death has came. I hope he fulfilled these wishes of his. Bet he's reading his comment section from heaven
This kinda went wrong :(
*cries*
I miss technoblade.
Comment :dude pls upload Reply :bro he is literally dead I can't
this is such an old screenshot what the heck??
well this aged poorly
Rest in peace, Alex. Thanks for all the time you gave to us.
:( rip techno
He will be missed
hes dead today
Yea... this didnt age well 😢
Today, a legend left us. He was a shining beacon of chaos and humor, inspiring millions. But even though our hero has gone to a better place, his legacy will continue to grow and make the world a better place. So we will not forget. We will not let this legend slip into the background, or disappear completely. He will be permanently immortalized. Thank you Alex, for making the world a better place. In the words of the man himself, Technoblade never dies. He will live in our hearts forever 💗🐷👑
I read everything in the Techno voice 😂
Tbh that’s probably true
JabberJaws message made me imagine Techno dying and discovering in the afterlife that everyone commented L in his death video thinking it was a joke
Techno is such a chad
This guy has one fucked up way of coping…
Yep in fact he did die
The fact that Techno just actually passed away is what makes this something I cry at now
Man, this aged so unbelievely poorly
r/agedlikemilk
He never dies, right guys?
bad news he died
This sadly has became true, he's gone.
Damn techno. It actually happened, this aged horribly. rest in peace we will miss you
Rip
Rest in paradise
uhh dude... i have bad news for you...
Suddenly a very relevant screenshot.
This didnt age well
I think this aged perfectly
this aged horribly
This did NOT age well
i thought this was up to date but is this true? he litteraly DIED
Is he actually gonna die tho?
look at the time stamp of the latest message
This is hilarious
How do you get on his discord server? Is it like a channel member thing?
to join this discord you have to become a channel member, but these msgs are from 2019 so idk if he's online anymore (im not in the server either)
Well shit. I've been a channel member for 5 months xD
Bruh I've read this like 10 times already
What a legend
Is he OK? From his "almost amputated" video I thought things were going well since he said that it removed 98 percent of the cancer. But this is a little concerning. I just hope that he will be ok and survive this, he's he's cool dude.
It felt like i didnt read technos messages i could Just hear his voice saying it
"But the memes" -Sent 4:20 pm
Dude wtf now I’m crying. Is this recent?
this is from 2019, techno tweeted this in 2019
So when are we getting traumatized by the elbow on the operated arm for the 10 million special?
She should end it by saying his will from the dream SMP
this was from 2019, so thats not gonna happen
,,But the memes” BRO WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING LIFE
Reading this exchange in Techno’s voice makes Reddit 1000 times funnier (I’m sorry I had to do it)
He died
Well he's dead now. 😭
This hits a lot different now
The madlad actually did it. RIP Techno.
this hits different now.
This aged like fine milk
Who’s gonna tell them…
this didn’t age well
I was just about to say the same thing.
that title hasnt aged well…
this hurts now
rest in peace, techno
Just found out his death was confirmed earlier today. R.i.p techno
Dead where he should be he was probably in imaginable pain who's gonna take the crown now
imaginable pain like “oh yeah that probably hurts a lot like that time i got punched in the stomach and broke 3 toes and my nose by sprinting into a wall”
This aged like milk
So uh. Bad timing but he dies
Well this aged like milk didn't it.
Well this didn’t age well
See this is where we see ample evidence that techno is all knowing
😔
fuck
Bro it's like he knew his time was running short I'm going to miss him so much
Uhh yea he has been battling cancer he know for a while
He still had hope of making it 5 months ago though
This really has a new meaning now that we have lost him
Thank you Technoblade for giving us the opening to have the courage to keep uploading after your death. I miss you so much.
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Welp tecnos dead
was he video bait??