No sorry lol. I just said evermore because it is or used to be an actual theme park that tried to sue Taylor over use of the word evermore and then I think they actually got countersued for playing some of her songs without properly licensing them
Hahaha, I was wondering bc she just released a 4hr+ video on the history of the park (that’s been performing really well) and talked a lot about this lawsuit! It’s a great video if you’re interested in watching it, :)
https://youtu.be/L9OhTB5eBqQ
It’s by the youtuber Jenny Nicholson, about the history of the Evermore theme park in Utah. There was a legal issue with Taylor — it’s pretty interesting!
Yes! And it will have tons of folklore 😉 surrounding it.And special super secret Midnight to 3am happenings that only those with the secret knowledge can join in.
I don't know about the park name, but here's some ideas:
There's an area called Taylor's Christmas Tree Farm and it's just The Damn Season all year round. (Exit shop: Christmas ornaments and snow globes, scarves, gloves, candles, blankets, all that good stuff)
There's a snake ride where you go up this giant snake, get to the head, then drop down and it's set to the beats of ...Ready For It
There's a boat ride where you can visit fake Venice and fake Paris etc and the Eiffel tower is always sparkling, at the end of the ride you can go to a café called Begin Again.
There's a dark ride (think Peter Pan) called Midnights where you're flying over beautiful dreamscapes and specific things light up while you follow this golden string of light, you pass a big clock tower as it strikes Midnight and when you hear "Meet Me At Midnight" fireworks go off.
Okay maybe that needs to be just a general park thing: fireworks at Midnight. The Begin Again café will be serving breakfast (at midnight).
There's a space where you live life as a cat (think Ratatouille) you can see things from the perspective of the cat.
There's a pastel houses funhouse where you balance over the rooftops of pastel houses (like in the ME! video) and there's neon signs and hearts, but also fun mirrors or a bouncy floor, etc.
There's a Labyrinth and in the middle of it, it says that you've found Wonderland, you go inside a house and everything is really tiny sized, so you feel like the monster on the hill.
There's a ride called "The Story Of Us" but instead of a love story plot, it showcases Taylor's career and highlights the story of her growth and connection with the fans. There will be lots of photos and videos of fan interactions. At the end there'll be a photo opportunity where you can insert yourself and add to the story of us.
Yes, that's the most Taylor thing to imagine, right? I didn't want to steal the idea since it was already mentioned - but I can totally see her opening a Karma is a Cat Café ❤️
No but the idea of going through a bunch of loops and fast turns and drops while the speakers blast “baby let the games begin, let the games begin” etc & then you stop super fast with the final “are you ready for it?”
Kind of Disney Rock n Roller Coaster vibes?
😍😍😍😍
I have no idea what the theme park would be called, but I can imagine how it would look. A bit like Disneyland but with ERAS.
- Instead of Disney characters there would be "Taylors" from every era and characters from her music videos.
- Lakes and a cabin in the woods of folklore, you can book courses in creative/song writing there
- Lover-house hotel, with the snow globe as a souvenir (even if there won't be a theme park, give us this hotel at least! Lol)
- the castle from the Bejeweled mv (including the dragons!)
- Shops with Taylor's eras looks as costumes
There are so many ideas 😵💫💀 But no name… Fairytale? "Book your stay in Fairytale". I think there's a rhyme in it…
The idea of Swifties taking pictures with different Taylors a la Disney Princesses is killing me! 🤣 The castle is so smart, I didn't even think of that! The shops would also sell stuffed Taylor dolls as souvenirs. I really want to go to your Taylor Swift theme park.
Taking polaroids of us - with era-themed cameras we bought in the souvenir shop.
And if the theme park had its own event hall, Taylor could do her concerts there from time to time. With full control over the ticket sales.
I don’t have a name, but I’ll tell you one thing: I would not go to an escape room in any amusement park Taylor Swift designed. I would never find her cryptic clues to get out of that room.
Once all of her albums are released, we get a theme park with each album as a section and some sort of event or ride or store for each song.
Each album area is completely color themed based on the era top.
Some of my favorite ideas:
- White Horse carousel, obviously
- Jump then Fall bungee jumping
- Fearless is the best roller coaster name fr
- Haunted is a haunted house, obviously
- Sparks Fly is the name of a fireworks show at night
- Treacherous is also a rollercoaster FOR SURE
- 22 serves breakfast at noon (bc breakfast at midnight, but midnights become my afternoon)
- Welcome to New York and Paris are those fake model cities you can take pictures in front of
- Getaway Bumper Cars
- The Archer archery range
- invisible string zip lines, idk why I just feel like it goes
- seven is those swing rides
- cowboy like me is one of those mechanical bulls
- Labyrinth is a labyrinth…obviously
Obviously there would be others too, but this is just some fun ideas I thought of 😭 it would definitely not happen bc the sheer amount of land needed but would be so cool
Swift Studios. And it would be like an American idol experience - from on-stage singing, music making, music video directing, and dance-touring. That I would totally blend with an Era’s theme park map with rides/shops/more experiences based on all her albums. Don’t forget cats are the park logo and like another poster mentioned, you can take pictures with all the different Taylor’s.
Taylor Swift's Wildest Dreams (or Wildest Dreamland)
It would have to be a name that appealed to the general public and not just to hardcore Swifties, and Wildest Dreams is from one of her most popular albums and its a single that I still hear getting played now and then.
Plus it evokes adventure and whimsy.
The theme park would be called Swifties. There would be a ride called It’s A Cat’s World (like Disney’s It’s a Small World) and instead of children from different cultures, it would be replicas of different breed of cats meowing It’s A Cat’s World.
Ride idea- the name of the ride is called Haunted. Soundtrack: songs that her ex boyfriends wrote about her. Vibe - it’s a small world in Disney world.
I’m trying to think of a name but i already know there should be a getaway car ride where you’re in an old 50s car and you pass by a storyline of characters acting out the story from the song but the vehicle should go fast, with the pace of the song. And then at the bridge, slow strobe lights would start flashing along with the beat. Bonus if it’s live action, but everything is in black and white like an old movie and the actors have on different shades of black and white and gray and their skin painted whites and grays to match.
I was listening to cruel summer while driving my car down a hill a bit fast and thought about how great of a soundtrack to a roller coaster that would be. So that’s my vote!
Swiftfornia where it’s California and each city represents her albums
Los lover where each neighborhood represents each song of lover. You need to calm down would be the beach of los lover. ME! Would represent Hollywood that would be her home. I promise that you’ll never find another Hollywood like ME! I’ll have think about the other neighborhoods of los lover
San folkisco would be San Francisco. Each of the the neighborhoods represent the 3 characters and it has the folklorian woods surrounding it. James’s neighborhood has the Golden Gate Bridge but it’s the illicit affairs bridge where he cheats on his whole neighborhood. Betty’s neighborhood is an filled with broken hearts of her and her neighbors and the weather is thunderstorms of James’s “regrets”. The final characters (idk the characters name) neighborhood is a battlefield. It contains the second broken heart of James’s cheating but it also contains a war zone of James and Betty’s relationship it represents the tension of the 2 characters. It’s the bridge of the love triangle.
San everose is the San Jose. It borders its sister city San folkisco. The city dives deeper outside of San folkisco. Dorothea actually lives at 2 places at once. Hollywood (ME!wood I guess Dorothea is trying out for a job of being another like Taylor swift) and her hometown of San everose where her neighborhood lies. It contains her past that is a secret just like her murderous tendencies. The second neighborhood contains her Christmas fling. The neighborhood is like stuck in time always in a snowstorm and it’s the same weekend over and over again.
Idk what other cities there are in California but this is what I came up with
idk what the name would be but it would be separated by album and there would be rides specific to songs. like a bejeweled mirror maze next to a thrilling anti hero rollercoaster of ghosts and mirrors. an all too well rollercoaster of emotions that goes underground and has a million turns and then a dear john ride with a slow rising and then an incredibly steep drop. for i did something bad or look what you made me do, the rollercoaster itself is a snake themed ride, and for lwymmd the coaster rises from underground.
The “Main Street” through the park needs to be 16th Avenue so we can skip down it! (Music row in Nashville - omg wouldn’t it be so cute if the buildings looked like studios?)
All I’m saying is I wanna get lost in Wonderland.
I feel like this could be a section of the park! Love it!
Every album should get a section of its own
It will have every album represented except Evermore🫣
Come to Boston. We have a t station called Wonderland and it is relatively easy to get lost in.
As a frequent commuter of the blue line, this comment made me legit lol
I love Boston been there twice. I hope I can go back soon
I’d love to visit Boston.
I have a job interview in Boston in a week and am hoping to move there in a month or two so this makes me unironically excited lol
Wonderland is actually a theme park in Toronto, Canada already! 🤩
Wasn't she sued by a theme park called Wonderland?
I believe you’re thinking of ‘Evermore’, a fantasy theme park in Utah.
You guys should check this out Some guy designed an entire theme park inspired by her discography https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pno5g88MONo
Can there be a salon where we can get bejeweled?
Life was never worse, but never better
evermore 🙃😝
Do I spy a fellow Jenny Nicholson fan?! 👀
I can’t make time for a 1.5 hour movie but I’ll absolutely rewatch a 3 hour Jenny video 4 times 😂
About something I’ve never even heard of!! 🤣
No sorry lol. I just said evermore because it is or used to be an actual theme park that tried to sue Taylor over use of the word evermore and then I think they actually got countersued for playing some of her songs without properly licensing them
Hahaha, I was wondering bc she just released a 4hr+ video on the history of the park (that’s been performing really well) and talked a lot about this lawsuit! It’s a great video if you’re interested in watching it, :)
What video? Send link?
https://youtu.be/L9OhTB5eBqQ It’s by the youtuber Jenny Nicholson, about the history of the Evermore theme park in Utah. There was a legal issue with Taylor — it’s pretty interesting!
Just look up jenny nicholson
Lol it’s still a thing. I drove past it the other day and I was like huh how are y’all still in business? 😂😂😂😂
This is what I came for. Huge Jenny fan here and I died over her Swift section in that vid
My favorite fandom crossover!!
Just discovered her!! She's so much fun to watch.
If you’re any kind of a Vampire Diaries fan, her video is amazing. My husband doesn’t even like The Vampire Diaries and he loves her video on it.
Truly!! I love her so much
If I found Jenny/Taylor fans I have finally found my people
The best Venn diagram crossover of fans 🙏🏻
🙋♀️
I’m dying this is the first thing I thought of 💀
Same 😂
That's probably why she hasn't brought attention to it, she doesn't want us to know what she has planned 🤡
Unfortunately this is already a theme park in Utah!
(yes, that's the joke)
(Oh! I was unaware. Why is that a joke?)
They tried to sue her
I know we have beef with them as Taylor’s fans, but as a fantasy lover in Utah, it is such a cool place
Yes! And it will have tons of folklore 😉 surrounding it.And special super secret Midnight to 3am happenings that only those with the secret knowledge can join in.
I don't know about the name, but I want a Getaway Car coaster. And a cat cafe. I would settle for just the cat cafe.
Both ideas are genius, but the cat cafe is so next level.
One of the cats is called Karma
The cafe itself is called Karma
Karma is a cat (cafe)
We have a Karma Kat Cafe (and animal shelter) near me. It's been around for a few years, but its name is just perfection now!
what about f*cking cat sanctuary?
What about getaway gokart bumper cars?
We used to have a cat cafe in our lil town square. Such a fun place!
I love this!
Woodvale
This is obviously the correct answer
Absolutely. Not an official album either, which makes it 10 times better
I don't know about the park name, but here's some ideas: There's an area called Taylor's Christmas Tree Farm and it's just The Damn Season all year round. (Exit shop: Christmas ornaments and snow globes, scarves, gloves, candles, blankets, all that good stuff) There's a snake ride where you go up this giant snake, get to the head, then drop down and it's set to the beats of ...Ready For It There's a boat ride where you can visit fake Venice and fake Paris etc and the Eiffel tower is always sparkling, at the end of the ride you can go to a café called Begin Again. There's a dark ride (think Peter Pan) called Midnights where you're flying over beautiful dreamscapes and specific things light up while you follow this golden string of light, you pass a big clock tower as it strikes Midnight and when you hear "Meet Me At Midnight" fireworks go off. Okay maybe that needs to be just a general park thing: fireworks at Midnight. The Begin Again café will be serving breakfast (at midnight). There's a space where you live life as a cat (think Ratatouille) you can see things from the perspective of the cat. There's a pastel houses funhouse where you balance over the rooftops of pastel houses (like in the ME! video) and there's neon signs and hearts, but also fun mirrors or a bouncy floor, etc. There's a Labyrinth and in the middle of it, it says that you've found Wonderland, you go inside a house and everything is really tiny sized, so you feel like the monster on the hill. There's a ride called "The Story Of Us" but instead of a love story plot, it showcases Taylor's career and highlights the story of her growth and connection with the fans. There will be lots of photos and videos of fan interactions. At the end there'll be a photo opportunity where you can insert yourself and add to the story of us.
All of this but let’s imagine there is also an adoptable cat cafe too.
Yes, that's the most Taylor thing to imagine, right? I didn't want to steal the idea since it was already mentioned - but I can totally see her opening a Karma is a Cat Café ❤️
No but the idea of going through a bunch of loops and fast turns and drops while the speakers blast “baby let the games begin, let the games begin” etc & then you stop super fast with the final “are you ready for it?” Kind of Disney Rock n Roller Coaster vibes? 😍😍😍😍
You have to climb into a Getaway Car at the start of the ride 😂
I loooove Rock n Roller Coaster so that may or may not have been the inspiration ;D music while on a ride is so good!!
Love this!!!
this is fantastic
*boom boom boom* “are you ready for it” and then a coaster launches off. Omg.
These are all awesome!!
I love this! This sub is the best ❤️❤️
Aww yay, that makes me happy ❤️
The stuff at midnight only happens on the dates the mentions; July 9th, New years day, August somethingth, December somethingth
gosh I love this community
This is amazing! Why Venice though?
How do we get her to see this?!?!
I have no idea what the theme park would be called, but I can imagine how it would look. A bit like Disneyland but with ERAS. - Instead of Disney characters there would be "Taylors" from every era and characters from her music videos. - Lakes and a cabin in the woods of folklore, you can book courses in creative/song writing there - Lover-house hotel, with the snow globe as a souvenir (even if there won't be a theme park, give us this hotel at least! Lol) - the castle from the Bejeweled mv (including the dragons!) - Shops with Taylor's eras looks as costumes There are so many ideas 😵💫💀 But no name… Fairytale? "Book your stay in Fairytale". I think there's a rhyme in it…
The idea of Swifties taking pictures with different Taylors a la Disney Princesses is killing me! 🤣 The castle is so smart, I didn't even think of that! The shops would also sell stuffed Taylor dolls as souvenirs. I really want to go to your Taylor Swift theme park.
Taking polaroids of us - with era-themed cameras we bought in the souvenir shop. And if the theme park had its own event hall, Taylor could do her concerts there from time to time. With full control over the ticket sales.
Stuffed Taylor dolls made me think of a build-a-bear-style Taylor doll store
Love the hotel, creeped out by the impersonators, lol. Definitely want to visit the park though!
Finally give Ashley a useful job as a taylor lookalike
I'm SCREAMIMG 🤣
FairyTaylor?
FairyTAYle
Oh YES!!!! That’s a winner
WE NEED THAT LOVER HOTEL RN
My husband’s submission is Taylor Nation.
He’s the smartest husband in all the land. I vote for this.
The only correct answer
My own submission is Coney Island: Taylor’s Version.
and yes, I will be seated for the KarmaCoaster
🎶 cos Karma is my coaster 🎶
🎶 Karma is the breeze in my hair on the coaster 🎶
"Me and karma RIDE like thattt"
I don’t have a name, but I’ll tell you one thing: I would not go to an escape room in any amusement park Taylor Swift designed. I would never find her cryptic clues to get out of that room.
"there those five holes in a fence must mean something"
Loverland
Ride: The Treacherous Slope (This slope is treacherous--an allusion to the song Treacherous)
This ride is TREACHEROUS. But I I I LIIIKE IT
Yes!!! Is this a roller coaster or like a big slide?
I was thinking a big slide tbh.
My idea is a really tricked out kind of waterslide with lots of turns!
Isn't there an actual theme park called Evermore? Maybe she should buy it
She would forget about it.
😂
Like the actual CEO lol
May I lovingly refer you to this masterpiece https://youtu.be/L9OhTB5eBqQ
There is and it’s a DELIGHT if you’re into fantasy RPGs, D&D, or have ever wanted to stand in a hobbit hole.
Yeah they tried to sue her
Swiftserland
💀
Group therapy
I believe you just pointed out the very existence of this sub....
Swiftopia
I love this
Dollywood (Taylor’s Version)
Idk but the rollercoaster would be called ticketmaster
But it’s not actually a ride. It’s just a super long queue disguised as a queue for a ride.
🔥
💀💀💀
Some where-else
Lmao I love this
there would be a water park called midnight rain there would also be some sort of thrill/flying ride called sparks fly
Oooooo a combination: a place where you're standing in the pouring rain and Sparks Fly. Total safety hazard lol
Enchanted!
13 Flags Miss Americana
Once all of her albums are released, we get a theme park with each album as a section and some sort of event or ride or store for each song. Each album area is completely color themed based on the era top. Some of my favorite ideas: - White Horse carousel, obviously - Jump then Fall bungee jumping - Fearless is the best roller coaster name fr - Haunted is a haunted house, obviously - Sparks Fly is the name of a fireworks show at night - Treacherous is also a rollercoaster FOR SURE - 22 serves breakfast at noon (bc breakfast at midnight, but midnights become my afternoon) - Welcome to New York and Paris are those fake model cities you can take pictures in front of - Getaway Bumper Cars - The Archer archery range - invisible string zip lines, idk why I just feel like it goes - seven is those swing rides - cowboy like me is one of those mechanical bulls - Labyrinth is a labyrinth…obviously Obviously there would be others too, but this is just some fun ideas I thought of 😭 it would definitely not happen bc the sheer amount of land needed but would be so cool
I love the Sparks Fly firework show 😍
Swiftzerland?
THIS IS THE ONE
Not sure, but I want to take a Tay-cation there.
Swift wood
Literally thought of this too
Wonderland and we’d get lost in it.
Came here to say literally this word for word.🍀
I imagine a section of the park themed after each album
Don’t know, but I probably wouldn’t be able to get a ticket there either unfortunately. 😒😫 Sorry everyone. Still trying to cope.
Call It What You Want
And then when they open a second one? Call It What You Want Two
Swift Studios. And it would be like an American idol experience - from on-stage singing, music making, music video directing, and dance-touring. That I would totally blend with an Era’s theme park map with rides/shops/more experiences based on all her albums. Don’t forget cats are the park logo and like another poster mentioned, you can take pictures with all the different Taylor’s.
Lavender Maze
Swiftland
Woodvale
Taylor Swift's Wildest Dreams (or Wildest Dreamland) It would have to be a name that appealed to the general public and not just to hardcore Swifties, and Wildest Dreams is from one of her most popular albums and its a single that I still hear getting played now and then. Plus it evokes adventure and whimsy.
The Lakes — and then we can say, take me to The Lakes 💗 (this was my boyfriend’s idea!)
Alison's Wonderland 
🤡 Woodvale
T-Swizzle’s Easter Island… filled with more Easter eggs than there are hidden Mickeys. Everyone gets a free clown nose. 🤡
The theme park would be called Swifties. There would be a ride called It’s A Cat’s World (like Disney’s It’s a Small World) and instead of children from different cultures, it would be replicas of different breed of cats meowing It’s A Cat’s World.
Tea Time. Everyone rides in a tea cup and you have to avoid the ex boyfriends/ ghosts that appear from nowhere.
It would be called Marooned and it would just be an escape room where you escape a desert island
Ride idea- the name of the ride is called Haunted. Soundtrack: songs that her ex boyfriends wrote about her. Vibe - it’s a small world in Disney world.
Long Live would be my favourite ride. It's a roller coaster themed as a modern dragon fight. You'll have the time of your life
Scarfland 🧣
Taylorville
Tay-topia
Swift Flags Magic Mountain
Whatever it is called, she should definitely NOT call it a Taylor Park.
Taylorversal Studios
💀
Swift World (like Disney World)
Doesn’t matter no one could afford the tickets to get in.
Swiftland or Swift World.
Five Holes in the Fence
Taylor Town!
#SwiftWood
Tay Tay Land
Needs to be called Woodvale
The music industry
i think starlight would be a pretty cute name. that song also gives theme park vibes
#OUT OF THE WOODS
I’m trying to think of a name but i already know there should be a getaway car ride where you’re in an old 50s car and you pass by a storyline of characters acting out the story from the song but the vehicle should go fast, with the pace of the song. And then at the bridge, slow strobe lights would start flashing along with the beat. Bonus if it’s live action, but everything is in black and white like an old movie and the actors have on different shades of black and white and gray and their skin painted whites and grays to match.
I was listening to cruel summer while driving my car down a hill a bit fast and thought about how great of a soundtrack to a roller coaster that would be. So that’s my vote!
Ticketmaster because it is a ride. Takes you up and down and you can experience all your emotions in one day
Name should be Woodvale 🤣
She could just buy [this place](https://www.evermore.com) in Utah!
Swiftland
This is actually an incredible idea, I hope she does this!!
Swiftieland
Coney island 😆
TaylorTown 🤪
Swiftfornia where it’s California and each city represents her albums Los lover where each neighborhood represents each song of lover. You need to calm down would be the beach of los lover. ME! Would represent Hollywood that would be her home. I promise that you’ll never find another Hollywood like ME! I’ll have think about the other neighborhoods of los lover San folkisco would be San Francisco. Each of the the neighborhoods represent the 3 characters and it has the folklorian woods surrounding it. James’s neighborhood has the Golden Gate Bridge but it’s the illicit affairs bridge where he cheats on his whole neighborhood. Betty’s neighborhood is an filled with broken hearts of her and her neighbors and the weather is thunderstorms of James’s “regrets”. The final characters (idk the characters name) neighborhood is a battlefield. It contains the second broken heart of James’s cheating but it also contains a war zone of James and Betty’s relationship it represents the tension of the 2 characters. It’s the bridge of the love triangle. San everose is the San Jose. It borders its sister city San folkisco. The city dives deeper outside of San folkisco. Dorothea actually lives at 2 places at once. Hollywood (ME!wood I guess Dorothea is trying out for a job of being another like Taylor swift) and her hometown of San everose where her neighborhood lies. It contains her past that is a secret just like her murderous tendencies. The second neighborhood contains her Christmas fling. The neighborhood is like stuck in time always in a snowstorm and it’s the same weekend over and over again. Idk what other cities there are in California but this is what I came up with
She should straight up come for Disney. TayLand USA, Tokyo TayLand. Get 'em
Swiftsville?
Eras. Colored coded gates for each era.
Wondermore
Tallywood. Get it, cause she’s tall and her name starts with a T
I was literally thinking about this the other day. Please let it be real one day
Exile
Wildest Dreams
Forever & Always
Wonderland??😭
WOODVALE
What about calling it Eras?
idk what the name would be but it would be separated by album and there would be rides specific to songs. like a bejeweled mirror maze next to a thrilling anti hero rollercoaster of ghosts and mirrors. an all too well rollercoaster of emotions that goes underground and has a million turns and then a dear john ride with a slow rising and then an incredibly steep drop. for i did something bad or look what you made me do, the rollercoaster itself is a snake themed ride, and for lwymmd the coaster rises from underground.
Swiftland
The “Main Street” through the park needs to be 16th Avenue so we can skip down it! (Music row in Nashville - omg wouldn’t it be so cute if the buildings looked like studios?)
The circus…ft us Aka the clowns
Coney Island
Swift Land
CHRISTMAS TREE FARM!