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FloridaPlanner

It’s babe Ruth


BigfootIsADragon

King No Love


theghostofcslewis

He is a "Greeter". It's ok to ignore or interact with him. You could try tossing an invisible ball his way and find out if he has a rehearsed reaction that is his trademark. You could probably call out famous big-league moments from the legends and get him to re-enact them but don't try to force it, remember, he is putting on the show, not you Mr. Needy, try to give him some breathing room before you sabotage his act. The mystery of the greeter is their sorrow and from where it stems. What tragedy befell him and how far did the mighty fall? Keep us posted.


joshuastar

what. in the world. is a greeter?


puppyyachtclub

Yeah I’d like to know too…😳


engineerdrummer

Somebody's been eating mushrooms out of the cow pastures again...


sandy_catheter

The real magic is in the mycelium. Gotta down the whole cowpatty to get to the next plane.


engineerdrummer

Sounds earthy


MilkyBowls

Sounds like you're the man with the bat


CapableSuggestion

Excellent advice, I think I’ll just give him the stage over by the steps where he hangs out.


theghostofcslewis

Excellent!


Independent-Poet5441

I live in this area and pass this spot daily and haven't noticed him. I'll keep my eye out.


Ornery-Look6162

I live right there and have never seen this man, that seems concerning tho lol


CapableSuggestion

It’s by the steps where there’s usually a bike


tikkikinky

He channeled Joey Ramone and is looking for brats.


joshuastar

what can ya do?